Siheyuan: Grumpy Street Slipper, Daughter-in-Law Fatty

"You, please do less offending people."

"It's hard to guard against someone who is looking for trouble."

"You said that if you fell down and couldn't get up just now, what should you do? You can live in peace in the future!"

Yi Zhonghai was full of anger:

"Women's view!"

"If I don't catch this person who cheated me, maybe I will do it again next time."

"Don't worry, I will definitely catch him!"

was talking.

Silly Zhu has come over with a kettle.

Yi Zhonghai immediately shut up and didn't mention it anymore, although he felt that it was unlikely that Sha Zhu did it.

But before finding the murderer.

Everyone is suspicious.

In this busy process, Yi Zhonghai was washed several times by the water before arriving at the courtyard.

14 At this time, many people in the courtyard got up.

Such shocking news.

How can you not watch the fun!

Seeing Yi Zhonghai going back shivering under a quilt, many people felt quite refreshed.

I was also thinking in my heart, who did this.

In Xu Damao's room.

Hearing the commotion outside, he didn't go out.

He already knew what was going on, and he could guess Yi Zhonghai's tragic situation at this time. He was afraid that if he went out to see it, he would not be able to help but laugh out loud.

Since giving the stick two kicks.

He has been paying attention.

Although there were quite a few brats setting off firecrackers, Er Tijiao was still not set off.

It's okay to steal a few firecrackers.

Steal two kicks.

If adults buy it, they also buy one by one.

How can a bear child make this.

I'm afraid it's not the ass blooming.

The sound of the second kick was different from the sound of the firecrackers. When the second kick sounded just now, Xu Damao knew it was a stick shot.

At first he was afraid that this kid, Bang Geng, would be unreliable in his work.

I heard movement outside just now.

Xu Damao knew.

It's done.

He is not afraid of things being exposed.

Originally, this had nothing to do with him, at most he kicked the stick.

What's more, that boy Banggen is so cunning.

No one knew he had a second kick.

He is stupid to tell others.

I guess that kid is still afraid that he will expose the fact that he has a second kick to others!

So Xu Damao was not very worried.

……

The next day is New Year's Eve.

Everyone's vacation.

After breakfast in the morning, Su Heping and the others pasted up the Spring Festival couplets of their own home.

Originally, Yan Bugui was this guy.

Every New Year.

They all help the people in the courtyard to write Spring Festival couplets.

Ask others for some money for red paper and ink, and take the opportunity to make some small money. Although it is not much, it adds up to a lot, and Yan Bugui is very clear about his calculations.

But when you ask Su Heping.

Su Heping refused.

He himself has the ability of a calligraphy master, and he still uses others?

Seeing Su Heping was not happy.

Yan Bugui is still not angry.

He muttered in his mouth, saying that it would be embarrassing to see Su Heping.

The price I asked for is cheap. If you ask someone else to write it, not to mention buying red paper yourself, you will need at least two packs of cigarettes.

There are few people who can read and write these days, and there are fewer calligraphy brushes in their hands.

A few days ago.

Those who can help others write couplets have to queue up.

Yan Bugui's words can't be wrong, he is indeed cheap.

only.

He is a primary school teacher.

I'm sorry to accept outside work, it's not good to spread the word.

What's more, these days, intellectuals are not a good name.

So Yan Bugui earns some money from the people in the courtyard.

Yan Bugui thinks:

Su Heping refused.

Isn't this a joke? Don't you post Spring Festival couplets during the Chinese New Year?

for this.

Yan Bugui secretly promoted it in the courtyard.

Waiting to read Su Heping's joke.

only.

31 early in the morning.

When everyone is posting couplets, look at the couplets on the doors and windows of your own house, and then look at the couplets on Su Heping’s doors and windows.

"The clown is actually me?"

Those people in the yard couldn't help but complain.

Without comparison, there is no harm.

Not to mention the word gap.

Although there are not many people who can read, you can still tell that the characters are good.

The key is.

Yan Bugui, this is a labor and material job.

Naturally, there is a suspicion of cutting corners, the horizontal batch of red paper is only three fingers wide and forty centimeters long.

The vertical couplets are also a little bit smaller.

Thus.

Not only saves paper, but also saves ink.

But looking at the couplet posted by Su Heping, the gap came out.

Not only the words are more beautiful.

And the atmosphere of the paper.

It can be seen clearly from a distance, and it looks festive.

Su Heping and the others pasted up the Spring Festival couplets, rolled out the three-wheeled chariot, put on the hood, and prepared to go out into the mountains.

This was proposed by Su Heping.

That old guy Yi Zhonghai is really in good shape.

I fell into the cesspit yesterday and washed it several times with water, and washed it several times after I went back.

Toss all night.

When I woke up in the morning, I was fine.

It's just a slight cold, you can tell by speaking.

Yi Zhonghai will come out now, thinking about what happened last night, it must not be so forgettable.

I ran around the front, middle and back yards,

shouted:

"The whole courtyard is in a meeting!"