Re-becoming a human being from Conan

Marvel 922 Universe.

In a two-story building in New York City, Deadpool was wearing an iconic red and black tight-fitting combat suit, paired with a pair of black gloves and boots, and was playing with the head of a zombie.

This zombie was originally the mistress of this small building, and she was the only one in the house. As a result, she did not bite anyone else after turning into a zombie, but the smell of blood in the small building was very strong at this time.

The body of this zombie was divided into at least 80 parts from the neck down, and scattered everywhere. It can be seen that the method used by Deadpool to kill her can be called abusive... No, to be precise, she has not been completely killed. Kill.

The expression on the head being played with by Deadpool is still very ferocious. Whenever it is turned to the front, it will open its mouth viciously and want to bite him, but Deadpool narrowly avoids it and never tires of it.

Until this tightrope walk finally got retribution, and he was bitten hard!

"Oh~ It hurts, it hurts~"

While complaining, Deadpool angrily threw the zombie's head away, slamming it against the wall and smashing it into a pool of blood.

Immediately he raised his hand and blew on the bitten place. Soon the wound there was completely healed, leaving only the gap in the glove.

But Deadpool seemed to have been severely injured and covered his heart: "It's over, I feel like the zombie virus is invading my body, and I'm going to turn into a zombie! Ah~ho~"

With a thud, he fell on his back and lay on the ground silently. Nearly a full minute passed before he slowly got up, staggering a little, and letting out an inhuman growl.

Like an unconscious zombie, he staggered towards the door. Just as he turned the doorknob halfway, he suddenly jumped up with his limbs spread wide.

"Haha~ You must have been deceived by me!"

No idea who he was talking to.

After 'returning to normal', he looked at the parts of the completely dead female zombies around him, shook his head and said: "The screenwriter has no sense of innovation at all, why can't he create some different zombies? Losing his mind, not afraid of pain, all he can do is hit his head Only broken pieces can kill... This is so vulgar!

Since it is the product of death disorder, not to mention having super self-healing ability, it must be a truly immortal body. Just like... uh, just like that Japanese comic, the guy with the sickle in Ninja. "

He curled his lips: "It's really boring."

After complaining, he turned to look at the window again, as if he was listening to something, and said: "Well, it seems that someone has come over. Do you have anything to do with me?"

He straightened his tight clothes and walked quickly: "Let me make a superhero appearance!"

With a bang, he smashed the window!

While the glass was flying everywhere, Deadpool completed the difficult maneuver of turning three and a half times in the air. When he landed, he even adopted a half-crouching and kneeling posture, handsomely putting one knee on the ground, one elbow on the knee, and then He supported his head on his wrist.

After possing for three seconds, he let out a long hiss, stood up and spread his hands to the person opposite.

"This building is not constructed scientifically. I obviously just jumped from the second floor, but it was at least eight meters above the ground. Are they building a Wal-Mart?"

Opposite him, it was Ji Xing who had been cleaning up the zombies all the way. Ji Xing looked at this very distinctive Deadpool in the Marvel world who often breaks dimensional walls, and smiled: "Maybe the owner of the house wants to stay in his home Playing basketball in the living room?”

Deadpool shook his head: "No, no, no, from the look of her, she probably prefers singing and dancing."

He stepped forward and stretched out his hand to Ji Xing: "I am Wade Wilson, what do you call me?"

"Ji Xing." Ji Xing shook hands with him and at the same time completed the analysis and reproduction of Deadpool's abilities.

The face under Deadpool's hood raised a brow and asked, "Are you a mutant?"

"So be it."

"What a coincidence, so am I." Deadpool said in a weird tone: "It's just that those X-Men don't recognize me. But it's okay, they probably don't have a chance to appear, and their role is far less than mine."

Ji Xing heard this and asked: "Wade, do you know why these zombies appear?"

"Of course." Deadpool said: "Something happened to my goddess's death. Half of the order of life and death in the Marvel world collapsed. Some idiots entered a state of neither life nor death and turned into zombies."

Although he has never been to the star world, Deadpool can naturally call the world he is in the 'Marvel World', and even more exaggeratedly: "This change is not written in the comics. There must be interference from outsiders. Our Marvel world is indeed not the only one, there may be another world of creators!”

After he finished speaking, he winked at Ji Xing mysteriously, as if to say that he had told Ji Xing a great secret, and as if he was testing whether Ji Xing knew some inside information.

The camouflage ability of Qixingzhu is so strong that even the Life Tribunal and others cannot detect Ji Xing's intrusion at all, nor can Deadpool, who can break the dimensional wall. At most, he thought it was a little strange that Ji Xing suddenly appeared to find him at this moment, but what exactly was strange, even he couldn't tell.

At this point, Ji Xing also had a general understanding of Deadpool's specialness, and asked curiously: "Marvel world? Creator world? Wade, what are you talking about? Wait, are you sane!"

"Ha, don't worry, my friend, the voices of those guys with wild eyes and tentacles sound like chanting to me. I'm too lazy to listen." Deadpool said with disdain: "This is the Marvel world, not Cthulhu World, those guys don’t dare to show up when the goddess is intact!”

"Oh, that makes me feel relieved."

Ji Xing responded with a relieved tone, while stretching out his hand, and then a tentacle covered with eyes suddenly appeared from his palm, and the zombie that was wandering over from a distance was beaten into pieces!

Immediately, the tentacle retracted and disappeared, as if nothing had happened. Ji Xing smiled at Deadpool and said, "I'm afraid that more than half of the millions of people in New York have become zombies. The number is still increasing every minute and every second. I can't kill them all. It's so annoying. Wade, do you have a safe base to hide in? Let's stay out of the spotlight."

Deadpool's movements were already stiff.

He glanced around a few times, and laughed dryly: "Sorry, Ji Xing, I suddenly remembered that the air conditioner in my house was not turned off. I don't know how much electricity bill I ran. I have to go back. It's nice to meet you. See you again!"

After he finished speaking, he ran away with a whoosh, and waved the double knives he didn't know where he came from. He easily killed all the zombies that rushed over, and soon disappeared in the denser zombie group.

Ji Xing just watched him go away with a smile. He didn't need to worry about Deadpool being killed by those ordinary zombies. He turned around and jumped into the window that Deadpool had just jumped out of, and went to the kitchen to get some food.

I just slept for more than a month and was very hungry.

After dinner, I will go to find Deadpool again and follow him secretly. The smell of the rule of death on that guy is indeed very strong. He will be one of the "protagonists" in the current situation. The chaos caused by the death of the Demon King is indeed like what Deadpool said. It is not in the comic book, but there will still be a "plot".

On the other side, after escaping from the encirclement of zombies, Deadpool rubbed his scattered arms, legs, organs, etc., and muttered:

"No wonder I feel that he is a little bit wrong. It turns out that he is the "spokesperson" of those tentacle monsters and eyeball monsters? Tsk, it's really not authentic. When did the Cthulhu gods do this?"

Thinking this way, he felt that it was very exciting to belittle the polyhedron in front of Ji Xing. In fact, he was not afraid of the polyhedron at all as he said. Those indescribable guys have more tricks than anyone else to mess with people, and he doesn't want to become a monster.

Well, although he is already a monster, he is also a monster that belongs only to death.

"Then what's next..."

Deadpool, a seemingly carefree, ruthless and cruel mercenary, is actually a lawful camp. Looking at the tragic scene on the street and listening to the terrified howling in the distance, he shrugged his shoulders: "If I dissect a few more zombies, will there be any extra gains? For example, extracting crystal cores from the brain that can strengthen the body, or upgrading them."

So for the next period of time, Deadpool turned into a ruthless zombie cleaning machine, saving the citizens of New York like a superhero.

Five hours later, Deadpool, who had chopped off half of the head of the last zombie in front of him, was about to take a breath when he suddenly felt a strong wind.

With a bang, like a truck crash, Deadpool flew dozens of meters away and broke several ribs. However, such injuries were just a small matter for him. He was healed almost as soon as he stood up and looked back, and a special zombie appeared in his sight.

Wearing a bloodstained red, white and blue uniform and holding a vibranium shield of the same color, it was Captain America, Steve Rogers!

The dim face told Deadpool that he had become a zombie, but unlike ordinary zombies, he still had a certain amount of wisdom. He judged that Deadpool was not easy to deal with, and did not make any rash moves after one blow.

"Ha, it's you, the captain with a hip. You are totally inferior to Superman from DC next door. Why don't you keep fighting the zombies this time?"

It's easy to know that this guy must have fought with the zombies for too long, and he was exhausted and bitten because of lack of physical strength. Captain America does not have the anti-virus ability of Deadpool, or the zombie virus is so strong that even Hulk and Wolverine may not be able to resist it, so Deadpool doesn't take it seriously.

Shaking his head, Deadpool rushed up and fought with the zombie captain. Relying on his own immortality and the captain's slowness after becoming a zombie, Deadpool soon chopped off the zombie captain's head.

But at this moment, Deadpool's face fell slightly, because the corpse of the zombie captain opposite, which should have been motionless, suddenly twisted and deformed, and grew tentacles!

"I knew that I would be hated by those guys for scolding me before!"

Deadpool had no intention of fighting, because he knew that he had no way to kill the deformed person under the influence of the polyhedron, and he would definitely suffer if he stayed, so he ran away again.

After he went away, Ji Xing, who had been following secretly, appeared and killed the deformed person of Captain America with great ease, muttering in his heart: 'Captain America's deformed person data and body simulation are complete. '

...

"Thor simulation is complete."

"Rakshasa simulation is complete."

"Nightcrawler simulation is complete."

"Jean Grey simulation is complete."

In the next few days, Ji Xing followed Deadpool in the same way, paying attention to the deformed opponents that Deadpool could not solve.

The individual strength of these guys is not worth mentioning. Simulating them will not bring any improvement to Ji Xing's strength, but when the number increases, Ji Xing can combine them with powerful computing power, which can bring a little improvement to Ji Xing's strength.

And they are not completely without merit, especially the deformed Jean Grey. Ji Xing even has to use half of his strength to kill her.

"Is that the power of the Phoenix?" He was silent for a long time: "Simulation completed!"

And just when he cast his eyes on Deadpool again, Ji Xing found that there was finally a different development than the daily "killing monsters".

A spaceship broke through the air and landed on top of Deadpool's head!

Ji Xing was very familiar with the appearance of the spaceship, because in another universe, he had smashed one and even killed the owner of the spaceship.

Sure enough, when the door of the spaceship opened, the person coming down the elevator was Thanos!

This universe, the Thanos of the 922 universe.

His appearance was no different from the Thanos of the previous universe, but his temperament was more evil and his aura was stronger. Obviously, he was not a film and television tyrant who wanted to balance the universe, but an evil tyrant obsessed with death.

Ji Xing moved closer and eavesdropped.

Deadpool was still so frivolous, with his hands on his waist and said: "Oh, suddenly an alien purple potato came, and the aliens also made zombies and tentacle monsters, so you, a purple potato, are homeless?"

Thanos said in a low voice: "I'm here to cooperate with you."

"...Cooperation?"

Deadpool pretended to dig his ears: "Did I hear it right? You actually want to cooperate with me?"

Both of them are favored by death, are obsessed with death, and are thorough rivals in love. When can they talk about cooperation?

Thanos casually threw a videotape to Deadpool and said, "This is the feeling sent to me by another me in the 1231 universe, and the same thing he tried his best to pass on to all the me in the parallel universes. I think I don't need to explain to you what a parallel universe is."

Deadpool looked at the videotape.

"The me in the 616 universe is crazy." Thanos continued, "He wants to kill all of us in the parallel universes, take away the death origin in us, and synthesize them to revive death! This news was passed to me by this videotape!"

Deadpool scratched his head, but he didn't doubt it, because this is indeed what this purple potato can do.

He said in a strange tone, "What does it matter, don't you love death the most? Sacrificing yourself can save death, but you don't want to?"

"Of course I am willing!" Thanos snorted, "But this shouldn't be done by the me in the 616 universe, and I will sacrifice myself willingly."

The Thanos in the parallel universes are all Thanos, but they are definitely not the same person, and some universes may not even know who Death is.

Logically speaking, Thanos, who is obsessed with death in the 922 universe, can indeed sacrifice his life to save death. He also believes that after death is revived, he will be reborn. But it is not possible to do this under the leadership of Thanos in the 616 universe! That guy got all the infinite gems and gloves. He is too strong. What if he wants to be the only one of death? Are the victims of other universes not pure clowns?

"Are you willing to be killed by that guy?"

Deadpool spread his hands: "It doesn't matter~ I will die behind you. And... you can't beat you in the 616 universe?"

He was reluctant, but he was stubborn and mean.

The Thanos of the 922 universe snorted coldly: "I am indeed not his opponent, but... I will find a way to open the multiverse channel and contact all of us in it. By then, we will choose the one who saves the goddess based on our abilities!"

"Oh, good idea." Deadpool stepped back: "But I won't be needed, right?"

Thanos stared at him with a grin: "No, the multiverse channel doesn't need you at the beginning, but only you can locate our engravings!"