Chapter 129 Did Su Yan say this?
After the host finished speaking his lines, the members of Class 21 who participated in the stage play came on stage one by one.
Immediately afterwards, the curtain slowly opened, and a castle-like background board came into view of the audience.
The classmate who played the king wore a golden cloak and a big crown on his head.
The king held a little doll in his hands, with a happy smile on his face:"Oh, my beautiful daughter, look, her skin is as white as snow, her lips are as red as blood, and her hair is as black as ebony."
Lin Chen said in Listening to this embarrassing line in the waiting room, the people in the waiting room couldn't help but roll their eyes. Are you sure this isn't a monster? Still beautiful?
The king on the stage was intoxicated with his performance, hugging the doll in his hand, and said happily:"Since my daughter is so beautiful, why not call her Snow White."
Then, the curtain fell again, and Chen, the literary and art committee member of his class, Yi started to read the narration
"Snow White gradually grew up and became more and more beautiful, and she was good at singing and dancing. Later, after the death of Snow White's mother, the king married a new queen."
"The new queen is a dancer who loves ballet very much."
Then, everyone saw a girl wearing a black and red Gothic dress, dancing"elegantly" from the side to the center of the stage, and then started to spin in circles.
"Oh, my beautiful dance, I am the most beautiful dancer in this land."
After completing the circle, the queen stood still, facing the audience, and exclaimed with a pinched throat.
The people in the audience immediately started laughing wildly after seeing his face.
""Mummy" looked at Song Mingxuan's exaggerated smoky makeup, blood-red lips, and eye-catching fishnet stockings on his legs. He felt blind and immediately raised his hands to cover his eyes.
This child"sacrificed for this stage play""It's too big.
But the people on the stage didn't feel any"sacrifice" at all, but enjoyed it.
Queen Song took out the mirror from her waist and asked in a pretentious way:"Magic Mirror" The magic mirror tells me, who is the most beautiful woman in this land, is it me?
Magic Mirror:"Don't you know what you look like?"
Queen Song made a pretentious cry:"Oh, of course I know. You don't need to say it anymore. I know that I am the most beautiful woman in this land.""
The audience in the audience:"Oh!~~"
The curtain slowly closed again, and when Queen Song appeared in front of everyone again, she was already sitting in a wheelchair.
"My legs were broken and I could no longer dance."After she finished speaking, Queen Song hid her face and began to cry.
Just when the audience couldn't help but began to feel sorry for her, Queen Song quickly cheered up and said,"Even if I can't dance anymore, I am still in this land. The most beautiful woman."
After that, Queen Song took out the magic mirror again:"Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in this land?"
Magic Mirror:"It's not you anyway.
Queen Song immediately screamed and asked,"Who is that?" How could there be a woman more beautiful than me in this world?"
All the audience in the audience: That woman in the world can be more eye-catching than you!
The magic mirror said slowly:"The most beautiful woman in the world is Snow White."
"What!
Queen Song gritted her teeth and said,"No, no, I will never allow a woman more beautiful than me to exist in this land.""
Immediately afterwards, the curtain closed and opened again, and Su Yan, the heroine of this stage play, finally appeared in front of everyone.
Su Yan now put on a white puff-sleeved dress and wore Wearing a light blue cloak, the diamonds in her hair sparkled.
At this time, the beautiful Snow White was being chased by the guards sent by the vicious Queen Song.
Snow White fled to a desperate situation and saw no way forward. The guard raised his knife and was about to slash at Snow White.
At this moment, a yellow figure suddenly appeared.
"Let that girl go!"
The little dwarf, uh, Bu Sanwa made a grand appearance, and the background music instantly switched to Calabash Wa's music.
"Jingle, jingle, jingle."
The third baby used his copper and iron walls to successfully repel the guards who came to assassinate Snow White.
The third baby saw that Snow White was homeless, so he took her back to their Calabash Baby's home.
From then on, Snow White remained anonymous and took her with her. They were planting vegetables in the countryside with the seven gourd children.
One day, Bai Xue, oh, I should say she is the cabbage princess now, was watering the cabbage in the vegetable greenhouse.
Suddenly, she walked inside the vegetable greenhouse. A group of people came, and a man in leather clothes was surrounded by them.
"Master Long, look, this is our vegetable greenhouse, which uses the latest irrigation technology."A man dressed simply said with a smile.
Long Batian, the Dragon Prince, played by Lin Chen, nodded arrogantly, and then his eyes were immediately attracted by the beautiful figure in front of him.
Princess Baicai noticed that someone was coming, and lightly Glancing over slightly
, Long Batian was immediately attracted by her beauty.
Then, he walked up to Princess Baicai and said a very Mary Sue line. :"Woman, you have my attention."
Although he had said it many times during rehearsals, Lin Chen was still disgusted by this line and had goosebumps all over his body.
Su Yan looked up into his eyes, held back her smile and said,"Please go away. , don’t stop us from watering the ground"
"Hahahaha, oh my god, I’m laughing so hard"
"What nonsense lines are these? Who wrote the script?"
"It’s really unimaginable that these words would come out of my goddess’s mouth."
"No, screenwriter, come out and make me laugh to death. What good will it do to you!"
……
The audience in the audience were also amused by this ridiculous line. The"mummy" on the teacher's desk covered his face in shame. Who can tell him what scripts these kids have written.
Although Lin Chen and Su Yan on the stage felt extremely helpless about the silly lines, they still had to bite the bullet and continue acting.
Ever since meeting Princess Cabbage in the vegetable greenhouse, Long Batian has launched a crazy pursuit of her.
"Cabbage, tell me how much money you need for vegetable planting this time, and I will invest it.
Lin Chen asked very domineeringly:"Is one billion enough? If not, I will add another billion."
Princess Cabbage refused without thinking:"You can't use money to buy my affection. I won't fall in love with a rich second-generation dude like you.""
After that, Princess Baicai left without looking back, leaving Long Batian standing there looking very lonely.
The curtain slowly pulled down, and then Queen Song appeared on the stage again.
"Mirror Mirror tells me who is the most beautiful woman in the world."
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