Rebirth: Earning hundreds of billions at the beginning, Yang Mi calls godfather

The Spring Festival cinema is extremely popular.

What makes Jiang Liu feel a little regretful is that Zhifubao still does not have the function of buying tickets online.

This team still has to be lined up.

Yang Mi is very looking forward to “People in Thailand”.

“I don’t know what the premiere of Tai Yan is.

What do you think, dear? ”

Jiang Liu said casually: “I think there must be 50 million box office on the first day, right?” ”

Yang Mi was taken aback.

What is the concept of 50 million box office on the first day?

Take “101 Proposals”, which grossed 47 million on the first day.

That’s pretty good.

But compared with “Thai”, it is still a small witch.

“101 Proposals” is a Valentine’s Day movie.

The hottest time of this movie is also the time of Valentine’s Day, at most a two-week cycle.

As soon as Valentine’s Day passes, the film’s box office plummets.

So the first day of box office is the highlight of “101 Proposals”.

But “People in Thailand” is different.

This is a Spring Festival comedy movie.

The first-day score of 50 million is not necessarily the time when this fixed film is the highest box office.

The subsequent box office will continue to increase over time, and the superposition will be very scary.

You must know that the Spring Festival file has nearly a month.

Yang Mi didn’t dare to imagine it anymore.

Jiang Liu looked at the time.

“Oh, it’s open, let’s go inside.”

“Thailand” is such a well-known drama, the river has naturally brushed it.

But even so, looking at it again is still full of laughter, and I can’t stop laughing.

Jiang Liu has seen it, and those who have not seen it can imagine the reaction.

“Hahaha!”

“Ouch!”

“Whoops, hee-hee.” “847”

Laughed like a missing brainstem.

People passing by the screening hall outside felt like a neuropathy having a tea party.

Some girls don’t know what’s going on, and they like to shoot things when they laugh emotionally.

For example, Yang Mi, she always pats Jiang Liu’s thigh when she laughs.

Jiang Liu couldn’t help but smack his teeth, hissing, and his legs were numb for you.

After watching the movie, everyone was still unsatisfied.

“Haha, it’s so interesting, it’s worth the money.”

“Wang Baoqiang is so funny.

“Wang Baoqiang: First of all, I have to go to Taijiling once.

Xu Zhen: Uh-uh-uh… Big Brother Big Brother… Tykiling is in Indu.

I couldn’t help it when I saw this. ”

“I didn’t expect Wang Baoqiang to have such a strong comedy talent.”

“I used to watch his performance in ‘Soldier Assault’ and thought he would only play the silly boy role of the taciturn.

Unexpectedly, he even forced the second force to death. ”

“Yes, Wang Baoqiang’s drama opened up all of a sudden.”

“I have to say, this role is really well picked.”

“It’s funny to remember the phone number.

Xu Zhen was probably speechless by the dialect phone number. ”

“What bird language, I don’t understand.”

“Oh, it’s too embarrassing, it’s very suitable for the name of the movie.”

“Comedy effect explodes!”

“I never stopped laughing.”

“The plot is tight and the laughs are dense, this is a proper masterpiece.”

“No, call me Lao Dou tomorrow to come and see it.”

“Interesting, really interesting.”

“Every year Spring Festival movies, this year’s “People in the Road to Thailand” is the best.”

“I can’t wait for the second brush.”

“The plot and lines are particularly funny.

That part of the hotel plot almost didn’t make me laugh

The screenwriter of this “People in Thailand” is really talented.

Which hell came up with such a plot? ”

“Hey, didn’t you pay attention to the subtitles?

The screenwriter of this movie is the starring Xu Zhen. ”

“Patronizing and laughing, I really didn’t pay much attention.

Xu really can, he is the starring actor and screenwriter again, and this crossover is very successful. ”

“I’m afraid you don’t know that Ren Xu Zhen is not only the starring actor and screenwriter, but also the director of this “People in Thailand”.”

“Yo, I really underestimated him before.”

“Xu really wants fire!”

“It’s a talent.”

“With his talent, there is no limit to his future achievements.”

……

The audience’s feelings are the most direct.

Along the way out of the screening hall, countless people were discussing the plot of “Thai”.

Everyone can’t help but imitate the classic bridges in the movie.

“I will never take selfies again than Scissorhands.

Xu Zhen said that the dirtiest thing in the world is to compare scissorhands when taking pictures. ”

“Help!”

“I’m not available!”

“You’re a trick.”

“I can’t reach it!”

“In the elevator, there are two 2Bs in the elevator.”

“Pure natural broom star, can’t laugh.”

……

Jiang Liu and Yang Mi looked at each other and smiled, it’s done!

It is different from the popular scene of “Thai”.

The audience who came out of the screening hall of “God of War” all had a dull expression.

Many people can’t help but complain.

“What is God of War?”

“Waste two hours of my time.”

“Obscure, Genima obscure.”

“The plot is empty, the lines are pale, what is the use of inviting so many big-name actors?

Still can’t hold up this movie. ”

“Patronizing special effects shots without thinking about storytelling at all.”

“I watched it for two hours, but I didn’t understand what “God of War” was about.”

“I still praise myself a masterpiece, I bah!”

“Xuanfa engaged in such a big battle, I thought why the blockbuster.”

So that’s it? ”

“I’m all off my pants, you’re going to show me this?”

“Dune worked hard to make such a piece of garbage.”

“Do they think that if they throw money at big-name actors, they will definitely make a good movie?”

“Grandma, treat the audience as a fool and compensate you to death!”

“It’s not that we can’t tell the difference between good and bad movies.”

“Really, shoot such a piece of garbage to fool the ghost.”

“Just this “God of War”, the score is more than 3.0, I don’t even approve of it.”

“Since “Chasing Dreams Showbiz”, the entertainment industry has added another piece of.”

“It’s really disappointing, you also said that this drama is good.

I truly believe in your evil! ”

“Baby dissipated, mainly because Dune did a really good job in publicizing the outside world, and I was deceived by them.”

“This can only be blamed on Dune Film and Television, but if they put the energy spent on publicity and distribution on making movies, they will not make such a bad film.”

“Shame, shame!”

“And the big entertainment companies, I’m ashamed of them.”

Shame is thrown into the Spring Festival stall. ”

“Old drama bones can’t save this crotch-pulling movie.”

“That little fresh meat’s acting skills, ouch, this is simply unsightly.”

“The embarrassing acting made my head split.

For him, maybe acting is frowning and glaring. ”

“Who are you trying to scare with such big eyes?”

“My mother, I suddenly understand the big brothers who left halfway.

I should also have slipped away as soon as possible. ”

“I shouldn’t have illusions about this God of War.”

The dejected “God of War” audience and the smiling “Thai” audience are in stark contrast. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

“Hey, buddy, what are you laughing at?”

“What movie do you watch like this?”

“I just finished watching God of War, hi,.”

“I highly recommend that you take a look at “Man in Thailand”.

This drama is so interesting that it is guaranteed to make your trip worthwhile. ”

“But I read on the Internet that this drama is a small production, no.”

“The Internet also said that “God of War” is the box office champion of the Spring Festival!”

More and more audiences entered the screening hall of “Thai” with a skeptical attitude.

After watching it, the haze brought by “God of War” was suddenly swept away.

“”Thailand” is awesome, I don’t know how many streets have dumped “God of War”.”

“It’s funny!”

“”God of War” is not even worthy of lifting shoes for “Thai”.”

……

Wang Ming is a film review columnist for Entertainment Weekly.

He recently took a job from Dune Films.

Write a negative manuscript for “People in Thailand”.

According to the meaning of Dune, it is to give me a hard black, and give me this drama to be black.

Wang Ming expressed a small meaning.

For people in our culture, writing a stinky movie is a matter of holding a handle.

Therefore, adhering to the principle of seeking truth from facts and respecting facts, Wang Ming came to the cinema to watch “Thai” with great interest on the second day of junior high school to find materials.

He sat in his seat, his shrewd eyes revealing a critical look.

In the words of the Tao, he found fault.

But with the broadcast of “Thai”, Wang Ming was deeply attracted to the movie, and did not remember that he was here to pick a prick.

He smiled like a two-hundred-pound child.

Wang Ming was immersed in a sea of joy.

This continues until the end of the movie.

The movie ended, the audience dispersed, and Wang Ming froze in his seat.

His smile froze on his face.

Who am I?

Where am I?

What am I going to do?

Wang Ming realized the seriousness of the problem.

Mom, this money is not easy to earn.

This “Thai” is unexpectedly good-looking.

Even from the perspective of an extremely critical film critic, this “Man in Thailand” can be regarded as a masterpiece……….

Wang Ming suddenly felt fucked.

How do I write this?

This movie obviously has no slots.

Success in every way.

Is it possible for me to hard write?

Wang Ming is not the only one who has a headache.

A little sunspot like him, Dune found more than one.

These little sunspots grew up after watching “People in Thailand”.

There is no way, so I have to bite the bullet and write.

After all, the money was taken.

You can’t always take money and don’t do anything, right?

So, Wang Ming returned home depressed and wrote an article criticizing “People in Thailand” and posted it on the Internet.

During the Spring Festival holiday, there are always people who stick to their posts without rest.

For example, movie theaters, or statistical agencies.

On the third day of the new year, the relevant statistical agencies announced the box office of the premiere movie on the second day of the junior high school.

The well-known box office battle between Jiaxing and Dune in the entertainment industry has finally come to an end.

The ending came with a shocking reversal.

“God of War”, which was originally infinitely optimistic by netizens, hit the street at the box office.

The box office on the first day was only 1.26 million.

This box office result can not be described as dismal.

In stark contrast, the originally unpopular “People in Thailand”.

“People in Thailand” won 60 million box office on the first day!

became the box office champion of the day.

A first-day box office of 60 million, a first-day box office of 1.26 million, it is simply a world of difference.

“People in Thailand” is a well-deserved dark horse.

This was a shock to the masses.

The major social media platforms were in an uproar, and Weibo simply fell out.

“I’m dripping obediently, how can this be?”

“”God of War” hit the street at the box office, and “People in Thailand” was a hit at the box office.”

“My friends and I were stunned.”

“Doesn’t it mean that “God of War” is a big production with a starring cast of immortals?”

“How did you pounce so badly?

It was only 1.26 million on the first day. ”

“It’s completely incomparable to ‘Thai’.”

“I watched “God of War”, it really sucks!”

“You can’t say it’s rotten, you can only say it’s a piece of.”

“Watching “God of War” is completely spending money to find guilt.”

“The logic is confusing and the story line is a mess.

For two hours, I couldn’t tell even the least of a story, and I was really convinced.

I was looking forward to it so much before. ”

“It shouldn’t be, “God of War” has such a strong starring cast.”

“, if you can’t play it, Jesus can’t save it when he comes.”

The old actors are probably quite speechless when filming “God of War”, right? ”

“The old actors are all speechless, I don’t know, anyway, I was quite speechless when I watched the movie.”

“Trash, waste of my time.”

“Dune fell too his head.

The 200 million investment of “God of War” is only this point of box office, and it is estimated that the total box office is not high. ”

“With such a bad reputation, I see if the total box office can break through 10 million at 3.5.”

“Hehe, I have to lose all my pants.”

“The loss of money is small, and the impact on the corporate image is great.

The story of Dune and the Jiahang box office battle is well known.

Now that Jiaxing’s “People in Thailand” has such a high first-day box office, why is Dune so bad? ”

Dune also said before that “People in Thailand” is not worthy of being compared with their “God of War”.

I didn’t expect the punch in the face to come so quickly, right? ”

“After a long day, it turns out that he is the clown.”

“Sitting up in a dying illness, the clown turned out to be myself.”

“Really, I’m ashamed of Dune.

The box office was only 1.26 million on the first day, and he was kind enough to laugh at the 60 million box office on the first day.

Where does courage come from? ”

“Laughing to death, brushing the premiere video of “God of War” again will have a diametrical experience.

It feels like the comedic effect is full. ”

“The box office of “God of War”, which invested 200 million yuan, was dismal.

“People in Thailand”, which invested 30 million, had a first-day result of 60 million box office.

It seems that the amount of investment does not determine the quality of a movie.

Practical examples are in sight. ”

“Yes, there are benefits to investing, but it also depends on where the money is spent.

Who do you not pounce on the street? ”

“We viewers are not fools?

Who is making movies with heart and who wants to circle money, it is clear at a glance. ”

“Dune really can’t do it, it has to be someone else’s good luck.

The investment of 30 million leveraged the first-day box office of 60 million. ”

“It was back on the first day of release.”

“Although people invest little, the money is spent on the blade.”

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