Rebirth: If the school beauty is not sweet, why should I lick her?

While I was daydreaming, the penguin avatar started to jump.

Yuzhou Changwan: "Friend, let me ask you a question. If a girl gives something to a boy and is rejected in public, what does it mean?"

Zhou Jiangnan was amused. It was so obvious, but he asked me, didn't you graduate from kindergarten?

Level 8 Great Storm: "It means he doesn't like her."

Yuzhou Changwan: "Is this the only explanation? Maybe he is embarrassed?"

Level 8 Great Storm: "You can lie to netizens, but don't lie to yourself. It doesn't matter if netizens are deceived, just laugh it off, but I hope you wipe your eyes after typing this paragraph, don't let your tears fall on the screen keyboard of your mobile phone.

It's okay for netizens to believe what you said, and it can give you psychological comfort, but it's enough to lie to netizens. Netizens won't lose a piece of meat if they believe you, but don't take it seriously.

It doesn't matter if netizens are deceived by you, just laugh it off. I really don't want to break your defense. Wipe your tears and think about it. Who else will believe what you said besides netizens?"

Zhou Jiangnan threw a long paragraph of later jokes to the other party, which directly silenced him.

"Oh." Yuzhou Changwan replied with one word and went offline directly.

Zhou Jiangnan laughed so hard that tears came out.

Su Yunche and his friends came to ask what happened, and he told them about it, and everyone laughed.

The dormitory 303 of Biyuan was filled with a happy atmosphere.

After a while, the penguin avatar started to jump again.

Zhou Jiangnan clicked it and immediately became energetic.

This time, the one who came to him was his beloved sister, the beautiful Wang Yueran.

"Little brother Jiangnan, sister has made an important decision, do you want to hear it?"

The little brother was angry, his fists were hard: "Little sister, please call me big brother, I am really not small, don't force me to run to you to prove it to you!"

"Tsk~ you little rascal, tell me, do you want to hear my decision?"

"Yes, tell me."

"I decided to take the postgraduate entrance examination, la la la."

"Wow, you are a serious patient of entanglement disorder, and finally made a decision, which is really gratifying. When I come back, I will treat you to spicy hot pot."

"Why not hot pot? You are a nouveau riche."

"Don't, don't talk too much, it's too spicy."

"You are so stupid, let's order a double-flavored hot pot."

The two chatted casually, Zhou Jiangnan's face was full of doting smiles, and the dormitory suddenly became gentle again.

Su Yunche was very dog-like, and had been observing secretly. Seeing this, he secretly winked at Li Zhiyuan and Zheng Dahong, and the three sneaked behind Zhou Jiangnan.

"Oh my, sister, brother, Zhou Jiangnan, you are so shameless, you are actually having an online romance!"

"That's right, you are not a good mistress, you look so lewd, be careful that the rich woman Jiang will catch you to sing Ikki-ge."

"Cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken..."

The three dogs were jealous behind him, and Zhou Jiangnan was so angry that he slammed the table and said, "Fuck your uncles, I will kill you."

After a chaotic fight, the squad leader, room leader and team leader were suppressed soon.

Two fists can't beat six hands, Su Yunche took the lead and turned against Zhou Jiangnan, controlling him tightly.

"Tell me the truth, who is your sister?"

Zhou Jiangnan was so powerful that he couldn't give in, and sneered and said nothing.

Then he took off his pants to take nude photos. Mr. Su was very skilled in this, and it was obvious that he was a bully.

But Zhou, the gigolo, was so stubborn that he refused to admit his guilt. He even said arrogantly, "You can send it. If you don't, you're my grandson. Anyway, I don't feel inferior if I send it. Maybe a bunch of girls will chase me and ask for my phone number."

Su Yunche had no choice but to bribe him.

"Jiangnan, tell the brothers quickly. If you tell us, I'll cover your breakfast for next month."

"Are you serious?"

"Really!"

The mighty and unyielding squad leader Zhou finally chose to be a gigolo and told him about Wang Yueran. Of course, he didn't tell her identity, but only said that she was a college senior.

Su Yunche knew that this guy had a very high aesthetic threshold, and the girl he was thinking about must be extremely beautiful.

But Zhou Jiangnan refused to show him the photo, which made him feel itchy and anxious.

Forget it, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future.

Zhou Jiangnan put on his pants and sat in front of the computer. After thinking for a while, he suddenly reminded: "Damn it, remember to delete my photo. Although my face is not shown, the model cannot be leaked."

Su Yunche's eyes rolled around, and he nodded and agreed. In fact, he secretly set the photo to private.

Jiangnan was right. If he sent it out, a bunch of women might chase him for his phone number.

This photo must be kept. Maybe it will be useful someday.

We are all brothers. What's wrong with borrowing it for a while?

Good brothers are for life.

Zhou Jiangnan has no workThe husband was concerned about whether he had implemented the squad leader's instructions, because Wang Yueran was already furious.

"Damn it, where are you?"

"Little brother, say something, if you don't say anything, I'm going to take a shower."

"I finally made such an important decision, and you are the first person to share it, but you are not happy for me."

"Little brother Jiangnan, your hot pot is gone, eat the hot pot base!"

"Hmph!"

...

More than a dozen messages were sent in a blink of an eye, and Zhou Jiangnan's face was broken with laughter.

What a good little sister, which university is she going to apply for?

"Sister, I'm sorry, I was attacked and entangled by three dogs just now, and I just broke free now. By the way, which university are you going to apply for as a graduate student?"

"I want to know, but I don't want to tell you now, hum."

Zhou Jiangnan could guess with his butt that Wang Yueran on the other side was now playful, so his face smiled even more.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, come on, little sister."

"Oh, no, I won't tell you, I won't tell you until I pass the exam, I haven't even started yet."

"Sister, you are smart and kind, you will definitely pass the exam, I believe you."

"Hey, you flatterer."

"You are not a horse, how can I call this flattery?"

"Student Zhou! You are so rebellious, do you want to be beaten?"

"Hey, please leave the butt to me."

"Go to hell! Cleaver.jpg"

Zhou Jiangnan laughed silently, as happy as he could be.

The two chatted for a while, Wang Yueran really went to take a shower, and Zhou Jiangnan also turned off the computer and prepared to go to bed.

Looked at the phone, and replied Fang Xin a good night.

Of course, there were also debt collectors in the text message.

Jiang Xinyue said that there were still ten days left in the countdown, and if she didn't deliver the delicious milk tea, she would arrest Zhou and beat him.

The rich woman was as tough and vulgar as ever.

Zhou Jiangnan replied with an ojbk.

This woman can't be completely regarded as a woman.

She is very coquettish, but she won't chat privately.

Most people can't play with her.

But her figure is really amazing.

She has all the most charming parts of a woman, and she is rich and generous, showing it brightly and generously.

It's really hard to bear.