Rebirth: If the school beauty is not sweet, why should I lick her?

Good brothers, one quilt.

Zhou Jiangnan hates gay friends so much that he will never agree to be a male bestie.

So he can only be a brother reluctantly.

The kind that he wants to have sex with.

Jiang Xinyue wore jeans with a pair of leather boots, which made her look like a big sister.

The two of them entered the bar and asked for a front seat. The band on the stage was playing dynamic rock.

The lead singer who played guitar had long hair and a feminine look, and was extremely charming.

Jiang Xinyue asked for two glasses of wine, a margarita and a tequila, and then pushed them in front of Zhou Jiangnan: "Which one do you want?"

"Uh, I want a beer." Zhou Jiangnan didn't choose either one.

"Tsk, bumpkin. This one is for you, you don't have to choose."

Jiang Xinyue took the margarita and left the tequila for her mistress.

Zhou Jiangnan asked in confusion: "Will you not ride a bike later? Drinking alcohol can lead to death, and I don't want to die with you."

"How about taking a taxi?" The rich woman was speechless, "Are you a man? You are nagging me."

"Haven't you tried it before? You are asking even though you know the answer."

"Bah, if you keep saying that I will castrate you, India cannot represent the whole world."

"???"

What kind of lewd words are these?

Don't want India but Niger?

Zhou Jiangnan was confused.

He took a sip from the wine glass. It had a fruity, hot and spicy flavor, and it was endless aftertaste.

This wine tasted very rich.

"Look, I just want to form a band to express my passion and devote myself to it. Isn't that woman playing the drums very stylish?" Jiang Xinyue pointed at the stage and said.

Zhou Jiangnan nodded. It was really crazy, and his wife was swinging.

The two clinked glasses, Jiang Xinyue asked about the milk tea shop, and then chatted about random things.

Zhou Jiangnan felt very harmonious. Although the rich woman was a little arrogant, it was not much, and she could afford to make jokes.

After a while, after the band finished singing, it was indicated that songs could be ordered.

Jiang Xinyue's face turned red after drinking, and she raised her hand loudly: "Here!"

"Hello, beautiful lady, what song do you want to order?"

"I don't want to order songs, I want you to accompany him." Jiang Xinyue pointed at Zhou Jiangnan.

"This is my brother, he broke up today and needs to vent, he will sing and accompany you."

"Oh, handsome guy broke up, then you really came to the right place, come, just order any song you want, let's forget our troubles in music."

Zhou Jiangnan was confused, and was cheated by the rich woman again.

Damn it, I haven't fallen in love yet, how come I broke up?

Jiang Xinyue blinked her eyes and smiled evilly, urging: "Go, go, hurry up, it's just a broken heart, are you a man if you are so shy?"

"Okay, you started it first." Zhou Jiangnan immediately put on a painful mask, walked to the stage sadly, pointed at Jiang Xinyue who was looking forward to watching the show, and started acting.

"Everyone, I'm broken-hearted. The reason why my girlfriend dumped me was because of this woman. I treated her as a brother, but she actually...slept with me when I was drunk...My girlfriend opened the door and she was riding on me..."

A 1.8-meter-tall man was crying on the stage, and with just a few words, everyone thought of a scene of being caught cheating in bed.

Jiang Xinyue was stunned.

This dog man is so good at acting? I accidentally discovered another skill package.

"...Later I realized that I have actually been in love with her all these years. Today, I want to take this opportunity to sing a song to express my love to her..."

Zhou Jiangnan winked at Jiang Xinyue, and the rich woman panicked and couldn't hold it back.

She shook her head desperately, waved her hands and winked desperately.

The people around her cheered and applauded.

Promise him, promise him.

Promise a chicken feather!

Please, I am the mistress in the story, I intervene in other people's feelings.

Shouldn't you be the judge of justice to criticize me?

Shouldn't you drag me out and put me in the pig cage?

Why are you cheering here!

Hey, Zhou Jiangnan, you cheap man, don't play so big.

Jiang Xinyue was defeated, and Zhou Jiangnan was almost laughing crazy.

"Can you play the new dislocation time and space that was released not long ago?" He turned around and asked, and the band nodded affirmatively.

"Okay, then, let's sing a song of time and space dislocation to the girl I long for."

...

"I have blown the evening breeze you have blown, so can we be considered to be hugging each other? But my hands are empty as if I just woke up from a dream, and my heart is empty too..."

No matter how annoying the dog man is, this song is really well sung, and to some extent, it is more emotional than the original singer.

Jiang Xinyue has heard this new song, which is from the new album of a female artist named Zhang not long ago. It has been very popular recently.

After Zhou Jiangnan finished singing a song, he bowed deeply and returned to the stage, saying affectionately: "Dear, can you give me a chance? I don't want to work hard anymore."

"Handsome guy, a woman's heart is like a besieged city, you can't get in without hard work. "

"Don't worry, today's opportunity is so good, we will give you a push from behind, and you will definitely get in."

...

There are always people who make a fuss in any place, and watching the excitement is the nature of Chinese people.

Jiang Xinyue was caught on the fire, so the charcoal-roasted little moon said without thinking: "Why? Don't be like this, you don't want to work hard at such a young age, you are a waste!"

"Yueyue..."

"Get out!"

"Hahahaha."

Zhou Jiangnan laughed so hard that tears came out, it was rare to see a rich woman blushing.

Jiang Xinyue wanted to beat him to death, and quickly changed the subject: "Why do you feel that you sing this song better than the original singer?"

"What's the matter, because it was originally written by me."

"Ah? ? ? "

"And that song Dear, That's Not Love, 50,000 yuan a song, I made 100,000 yuan, how about it, amazing? "

"You..."

Jiang Xinyue opened her mouth wide and looked at Zhou Jiangnan, who was looking smug. She wanted to drag him out and hang him up to beat him.

Fifty thousand?

Five hundred thousand for a song like this is cheap. He is really a country bumpkin who has never seen money to sell it at such a low price.

Country bumpkin! Prodigal son!

Jiang Xinyue said angrily: "Forget it, can you show me this kind of good stuff first in the future?"

Zhou Jiangnan raised his eyebrows: "Didn't I give you a song for free? Don't be too greedy."

"Greedy, I have registered the copyright of that song for you." Jiang Xinyue said angrily, "Why do you think I want to pull you into a band? It's because you are excellent."

Zhou Jiangnan was a little moved. This rich and beautiful lady is really good to her friends.

The two were chatting, and suddenly a waiter came over with a bouquet of flowers and stuffed it into Zhou Jiangnan's hand.

"Handsome guy, we prepared a bouquet of flowers for you to assist. You can give it to the beauty and confess your love again. Try your best. "

Zhou Jiangnan smiled evilly and handed the flowers to Jiang Xinyue: "Beauty, please accept it. Open the door."

"I'll take it from you, you big shot, let's go!" Jiang Xinyue stood up hurriedly and pulled Zhou Jiangnan out.

"Wait, the bill hasn't been paid yet, two people, a total of 888 yuan."

Jiang Xinyue took out the gold card and stuffed it in: "Hurry up."

The waiter didn't do anything, just stared at Zhou Jiangnan, with an expression that it was time for you to pay the bill.

Damn, I was arrested just after playing basketball, and even my cell phone was left in the dormitory, how could I have the money to pay the bill.

Zhou Jiangnan spread his hands: "What are you looking at me for? The rich woman is paying the bill, and I'm here to keep her company!"

The waiter looked at him with contempt, another gigolo.

Disgusting.

The two fled in panic, and there was a burst of boos from the bar.

While waiting for the car, Zhou Jiangnan looked at Jiang Xinyue seriously: "Rich woman, can you please stop messing with me in the future? ”

“What do you mean I’m messing with you? You’re the one messing with me.”

“Uh, do you mean we’re messing with each other?”

“Fuck you, I’ll beat you if you keep talking nonsense.”

“Then what’s the point of you holding my hand?”

“Ah, you stinky man, take your hand away.”

Jiang Xinyue shook her hand away in disgust. She was running too fast just now and forgot about it.

“I warn you again, don’t like me!”

“Hehe~ Who wants to like you? Just because you’re beautiful, don’t think too much.”

“Then you’ll keep your promise.”