Rebirth of Journey to the West

Ziyang and the others were struggling to catch the monster, and were secretly worried, fearing that the Pond Lice Spirit had gone away, and it would be difficult to catch him after entering the Liusha River. I saw a fat man with a smiling face flying up below. Although he was dressed as a member of the Communist Party of China, he had a pure spirit of immortality. He was obviously a casual cultivator in this world. He quickly smiled and said: "It's best if you have fellow Taoists to help!"

Just after Ziyang Taoist said this, he suddenly felt a slight tingling in the anus of his lower body. He was surprised, but his hands did not stop. He commanded the flying sword to trap the pond louse, lifted him up and escaped, shouting: "Fellow Taoist, why don't you stop?" Not taking action?"

"About to take action!" Zhu Ganglie shouted violently, and with a flick of his hand, the Baoqin Gold Palladium fell on the young Taoist's head. Nine holes were opened immediately, and then he turned his head and sprayed out fire, burning the other Taoist to ashes, and even Yuanying. Couldn't escape either.

"Good, good." The fat man grabbed the Nascent Soul that the young Taoist was about to fly away, swallowed it in one gulp, and then completely refined the Lihuo Zhenqi. He squinted his eyes and burped.

"It's bad luck! The piglet's intestines are really small, and one Nascent Soul is full! I don't know where to buy pig feed? I want to ask around and buy three to five tons of nourishing tonic."

Taoist Ziyang was stunned when he saw this change. He let Sha Wujing go and stabbed Zhu Ganglie with his sword. Unexpectedly, as soon as he started, the fat man stretched out a white palm and pinched a spell with his fingers. Suddenly, he felt his anus explode, screamed, and a big pillar emerged from the anus. , his body was stretched to pieces in the blink of an eye.

Taoist Ziyang quickly took off his Yuanying shell, and a ray of light went straight to Longhu Mountain.

Zhu Ganglie caught up with him with a rainbow, and was about to capture Yuanying when a huge demonic energy suddenly came from behind, and he quickly waved his palladium to block it. The demonic aura disappeared in a flash, and Sha Wujing said calmly: "Brother Taoist, why do you need to kill them all?"

Zhu Ganglie turned around and said angrily: "If I don't kill them, why don't I wait for him to go to Longhu Mountain to report the news and come back with his troops to kill me? But you, I came to help you, but you harmed me instead, what do you think?"

Sha Wujing pondered for a moment, then cupped his hands and said, "Thank you fellow Taoist for helping me. If someone comes from Longhu Mountain, I'll just block it for you." He stretched out his hand to grab the three mortals and flew towards the Liusha River.

Lao Zhu quickly followed up and said: "Why is the curtain general who serves Luan Yu so unkind? After all, we were colleagues once!"

Sha Wujing stopped suddenly and turned to look at him, his eyebrows furrowed and his eyes unkind: "How do you know where I come from?"

Zhu Ganglie chuckled and said: "We once served as ministers in the same palace. Could it be that you don't remember me? I am in charge of the Xianjie of Tongtianhe's 100,000-strong navy, and I am the one who has been granted the title of Marshal of Tianpeng! In terms of rank, you must call me "Sir" !”

"Could you be the guy who drunkenly broke into Guanghan Palace to sleep with Fairy Chang'e after the Antian Conference?" Sha Wujing suddenly changed his color, took out Thoreau's treasured staff, and hit her head with the staff. "I was looking for you!"

Zhu Ganglie took the stick, his arm was numb from the shock, and his energy was scattered. He quickly said: "Stop! Could it be that you are Chang'e's concubine, why are you fighting with me?"

"Bah!" Sha Wujing spat out a mouthful of thick phlegm and said angrily: "I have been cultivating since I was a child and my Yuan Yang has not been broken. Where can I get a concubine? Just because you wanted to sleep with the fairy and angered the Jade Emperor, I accidentally hit you I broke a glass cup and was angered by the Jade Emperor, who almost beheaded me! Thanks to the Barefoot Immortal, he interceded for me and beat me with eight hundred sticks. He sent heavenly soldiers to stab me one hundred times with flying swords every seven days! Should I fight with you?"

"So that's the reason. It's my fault. I became immoral after drinking, which caused my brother to suffer." The fat man bowed longly and gave him a big gift.

Sha Wujing's face softened a little and he snorted. He was an honest man. He didn't want to fall out when Marshal Tianpeng apologized to him, and he was also quite afraid of the fat man's magic needle.

"If you start with him, if his dirty treasure penetrates your lower body, although I am very skilled in Xuan Gong, I may not be able to explode my body, but if a big hole is blown out of my butt, it will not be beautiful if it spreads..."

Zhu Ganglie glanced at Sha Wujing's face and said: "Brother, you were only beaten eight hundred times by the Jade Emperor. Brother, I was beaten two thousand times by the Jade Emperor. I almost lost my soul and only had 20% of my cultivation left." ! He was thrown into the pigsty by the general and became a demon. Speaking of which, we are connected by fate."

Sha Wujing snorted and rode the clouds towards Liusha River again. Zhu Ganglie followed closely and said with a smile: "Dear brother..."

"Which one is your good brother? You walk on your Yangguan Road, and I walk on my single-plank bridge. You are the Grand Marshal of Tianpeng, with a second-rank official position. I am only a fifth-rank servant Jinwu, and I dare not climb high!"

The fat man changed his color and said: "So you are also a common person!"

Sha Wujing glared and said, "How can I do this?"

"We cultivators of the immortal way have no distracting thoughts and ask with one mind, do you have a sense of superiority and inferiority, and you are not a common person?" Zhu Ganglie said seriously: "You dare not climb high, but today I have to humble myself and become friends with you. We swear to be brothers!”

Sha Wujing sneered, refused to answer the question, flew into the Liusha River, suddenly broke through the water, and entered the underwater cave. Zhu Ganglie chuckled and flew down too. The Liusha River is eight hundred miles wide and tens of thousands of miles in length. It is formed by the Tongtian River flowing to the mortal world. The river is weak water. A stone tablet was erected on the bank with a message: "The boundary of eight hundred quicksands and the depth of three thousand weak water. A goose feather cannot float." , the reed flowers will sink to the bottom. "No matter whether it is an immortal or a mortal, if you fall into the water, you will definitely sink to the bottom. You can't go down the river unless you recite the water-avoiding spell or become an aquatic creature.

Zhu Ganglie has a body that shakes wood, and cannot avoid water. Moreover, he has obtained the memory of Marshal Tianpeng, and can also descend into the Tongtian River, not to mention the Liusha River, following Sha Wujing into the water. Sha Wujing built three stone houses under the water. The water could not invade and they could breathe freely. He threw three mortals into a house and did not worry about their escape. He sat down to regulate his breath and vitality, but ignored Zhu Ganglie.

Zhu Ganglie didn't care and looked around, only to see that the quicksand river was rich in aquatic life, mostly strange monsters, such as crabs, water turtles, water scorpions, and even some untransformed dragons, running rampant under the water and killing them wantonly. .

Zhu Ganglie asked strangely: "Brother Sha Wujing, you can be considered a monster today. Why don't you subdue some monsters and build a cave to become the king and Taozu?"

Sha Wujing snorted coldly and said, "My name is not Sha Wujing."

"Then what's your name?"

Sha Wujing opened his mouth but said nothing, and suddenly said: "That's all, it's embarrassing to mention your previous name. What do you want to be called?"

Zhu Ganglie chuckled and said: "Brother, why don't you and I build a fairy cave here, where heaven and earth can't control it? It's better than being bound as a slave in the palace of heaven, and calling yourself a widower. Wouldn't you be happy?"

Sha Wujing was touched by what he said, and he sighed and said: "Why don't I want to be free and easy, but the general will come and stab me with flying swords every seven days, and my face will be completely lost. None of these water tribes will obey me." , How can I establish a sect? Although they don't obey me, they are respectful, and I am too embarrassed to eat them. I can only find someone to eat when I am hungry."

"How miserable it is that you have reached this level of being a goblin! Brother Sha Wujing, in a few days I will relieve you of the pain of flying swords for seven days. How about we become brothers with different surnames and build a cave together?"

Sha Wujing looked at him suspiciously and said, "If you can save me from this disaster, what's the point of becoming my brother? If you don't have the ability, stop making noise and leave my cave as soon as possible!"

Zhu Ganglie laughed loudly and said: "Don't worry, it's my brother's method!" He didn't mention the secret plan. .