Rebirth of the Wild Age

This year's Spring Festival Gala, the hottest program is Selling Abductees. This sketch makes brain teasers suddenly popular.

Nie Jun lives very comfortably at Song Weiyang's house, eats delicious food, and gained two catties in a week. This guy always gets up at five o'clock in the morning, practicing some silly Zhuanggong, and then practicing boxing and sword practice, and he doesn't start eating breakfast until eight o'clock.

Song Shumin often travels outside to discuss business, and also hires a Sanda player as a bodyguard. In addition to Song Weiyang's bodyguard Hong Weiguo, the three of them exercised in the open space of the dormitory park every morning, practicing their own skills, which was a spectacle that attracted many neighbors to watch.

Early in the morning, Song Weiyang carried Xiao Ruoxi downstairs, and those three guys were already busy.

Nie Jun was practicing the Wudang Taiyi sword. Most of the time, his movements were slow, but occasionally he would suddenly speed up. Overall, he was more like an old man's swordsmanship in the park.

Hong Weiguo only practiced the third set of military boxing. At this time, there are three sets of military boxing in China. The first set is ordinary routine exercises, the main function is to strengthen the body, no matter how good the practice is, it can only be self-defense; the second set is mainly to practice basic fighting movements such as beating, grabbing knives, grabbing guns, and attacking. It is exquisite and practical. Control the enemy; the third set combines the advantages of the first two sets, and combines the essence of the North and South boxing techniques, which is extremely difficult and complicated.

Song Shumin's bodyguard is called Zhang Dapeng, who was born in Chinese wrestling and transformed into a Sanda athlete halfway through. Just a few months ago, Zhang Dapeng participated in the first Chinese Wushu Sanda King Competition, and was eliminated in the 75kg class clearance competition (the clearance competition adopts a round-robin point system, and the top four players with points go directly to the semi-finals), and then he was introduced Hired by Song Shumin as a bodyguard.

Zhang Dapeng first ran with Hong Weiguo, then did warm-up exercises, then grabbed a tree in the community, covered a sandbag with his legs and punched frantically, and practiced with various footwork at the same time.

The lips of the three don't match each other. One is traditional martial arts, the other is military combat, and the other is professional sports.

Song Weiyang held Xiao Ruoxi on the sidelines for a while, then suddenly said, Let's compete for a while.

Yes. Zhang Dapeng hadn't practiced with anyone for a long time since he became a bodyguard. Now that he finally found the opportunity, he asked, What rules do you use when sparring?

Song Weiyang said: Of course there are no rules.

If there are no rules, Xiao Zhang will be at a disadvantage, Hong Weiguo said.

Whether it's boxing, Sanda, Muay Thai, kickboxing, karate, taekwondo, or UFC, which is known as unrestricted fighting, in fact, they all belong to modern sports. Since it is a sport, it is necessary to formulate sports rules. After athletes abide by the rules for a long time, they will subconsciously follow the rules when playing on the street.

Take Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, which is invincible in the ring, for example, a cross can declare the victory of the game. But there was such a news that a certain professional boxer used a cross-bar to subdue a street gangster, but the gangster took out the knife with the other hand, held the knife with the backhand, and stabbed the boxer's belly violently, with a few knives down The boxer was stabbed to death.

In fact, even if the gangster doesn't use a knife, it's the same if he directly digs his crotch to catch a bird. The rules of the arena can’t dig out the crotch, so Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu gave up the defense of the deadly parts, but it’s a joke when it comes to street fights, and it’s far less effective than boxing. When encountering one-to-many, boxers can at least run while fighting. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu can only catch one lying on the ground to play, and the rest can kick him to death with one kick.

Zhang Dapeng twisted his neck, snapped his fingers and said, It's okay, you can play without rules.

Then come on. Hong Weiguo's hands were already itchy. He often practiced against others in the army.

Nie Jun sheathed his sword and watched enthusiastically. Several residents in the community also came to watch.

Hong Weiguo and Zhang Dapeng stood facing each other, and their postures were actually similar. They stepped on each other to test each other, Hong Weiguo suddenly swiped with his side leg low, Zhang Dapeng was hit by the calf but did not move at all, instead he punched Hong Weiguo in the face with a jab.

So fast!

Although Hong Weiguo dodged quickly, he was still hit on the cheekbone, and both sides backed away in a tacit understanding.

This was still a probing attack. Hong Weiguo wanted to raise his leg again, but Zhang Dapeng took the first step. A straight kick made Hong Weiguo's knee sore. If he kicked a few more times, his leg would probably be useless.

Hong Weiguo obviously felt that the other party was better at leg skills than his own, so he made a fake move, and suddenly raised his knees close to his body and directly hit his lower abdomen.

Zhang Dapeng was hit by a knee in the abdomen, and he actually carried it off. He pushed Hong Weiguo away suddenly, and then kicked Hong Weiguo's calf sideways. These unremarkable side kicks actually made Hong Weiguo lose his balance, and then a set of combined punches broke through the defense of the middle door, and the last punch hit Hong Weiguo hard on the chin.

boom!

Hong Weiguo fell directly on his back to the ground, and passed out simply and neatly. This veteran who had been on the battlefield was actually KO, and it took less than 50 seconds before and after.

Fuck! Song Weiyang was astonished.

Zhang Dapeng knelt down and patted Hong Weiguo's face: Brother Hong, are you okay?

Hong Weiguo opened his eyes in a daze, shook his head again, covered his chin and said, It's okay.

Accepted. Zhang Dapeng said with a smile.

Hong Weiguo got up staggeringly and said, Whatever is not allowed is that you are stronger.

Zhang Dapeng said with a smile: After all, I eat this bowl of rice. You will definitely not be able to beat me in a face-to-face fight. Your strength is not bad, but your speed and ability to fight are lacking. If you go to the Sanda Boxing Championship, you will be very weak. You may not even be able to make it to the clearance game.”

Hong Weiguo was still a little depressed at first, but he was relieved after hearing what the other party said. He moved his jaw and said, That's right, this is the guy you eat. It's normal that I can't beat you.

Hong Weiguo used to be a soldier, he needed to train a lot, and he can only say that the skills are very comprehensive. But Zhang Dapeng only needs to practice Sanda, and will not be distracted by other things. Naturally, he is better at fighting with bare hands.

Let's just talk about the ability to fight and fight. Zhang Dapeng is beaten by various equipment every day. This is the daily life of a fighter. Soldiers certainly don't play like this. If they really have time to practice being beaten, they might as well go to the shooting range and shoot a few more bullets.

Of course, this does not mean that Zhang Dapeng is more suitable to be a bodyguard.

For example, when facing gangsters with knives and guns, or facing multiple enemies at the same time, Hong Weiguo will definitely play a greater role. Even if the two of them were playing with a stick, Hong Weiguo could beat Zhang Dapeng until he couldn't take care of himself.

Still the same sentence, there is a specialization in the art industry!

No matter how talented a mathematician is, he can't be considered a professional Go player.

Song Weiyang smiled and said to Nie Jun, You want to go up and try?

Nie Jun shook his head again and again: I'm not stupid. I can easily bully ordinary people, but I can only be beaten when dealing with professional boxers.

It seems that traditional martial arts are not good enough. Song Weiyang began to play the aggressive method.

Nie Jun said very seriously: First of all, my major is swordsmanship, and I have never been very good at unarmed combat; secondly, I have only practiced swordsmanship for a short time, which cannot reflect the essence of traditional martial arts; thirdly, I lack combat skills. Experience, even if I practice for a few more years, I will probably lose against fencers; in the end, I practice these not for fighting, but for self-cultivation, okay?

Song Weiyang said: If you are interested in swordsmanship, you can ask Yu Chenghui, the villain in Shaolin Temple for advice.

Nie Jun said: If it's just a competition of swordsmanship, he will definitely not be able to defeat Daoist Zhong Yunlong.

Song Weiyang smiled and said, You said just now that you have actual combat experience, do Taoist priests often fight too?

There must be fights, Nie Jun explained. Before 1994, traditional martial arts circles often kicked clubs and arranged fights. Wudang Sanfeng Sect had clubs all over the place, and opened the door to let people kick the gym. In those years, Zhong Daoist Yunlong was young and energetic, and he beat up many kickers until he vomited blood. Especially at noon, he likes to take a nap and wakes up very angry. If he goes to the kicker at this time, he will definitely be beaten badly by him. Now it can't, Since the crackdown in 1994, the public security organs have banned civil kicking activities.

Really so awesome? Song Weiyang said, I only know that there is a very powerful Chen Shixing in Wudang.

Nie Jun smiled and said: Chen Shixing is Daoist Zhong's apprentice, and he is the most respected apprentice. Because Chen Shixing's temperament is very similar to that of Daoist Zhong when he was young, my Taiyi sword is still passed down by Chen Shixing. Zhong Yunlong Daoist Master has very rich practical experience. He practiced Yuejiaquan and Yangjiaquan when he was a child. After watching Shaolin Temple, he went to Songshan to learn art. After studying in Shaolin Temple for three years, he transferred to Wudang Mountain. More than ten years ago, Daoist Zhong was ordered to go down the mountain. Look for Wudang Taoist priests scattered among the people. If you can invite them, please go back to Wudang Mountain. If you can’t go back, you can learn the exercises. Don’t think that Daoist Zhong is just a descendant of Wudang Sanfeng School, but he is responsible for Wudang Eight Immortals, Xuanzhenmen, There are many schools of kung fu such as Baguamen. Zhong Daochang was appointed as the chief teacher of Wudang at the age of 24 and founded the Wudang Taoist martial arts school. If he does not have real kung fu, can he be young enough to convince the public?

Song Weiyang smacked his lips and said, Hearing what you said, I'll pay a visit someday.

What Song Weiyang didn't know was that, as the abbot of Zixiao Palace in Wudang Mountain, Daoist Zhong Yunlong would leave Zixiao Palace in a few months due to being entangled in secular affairs. And because the tourism industry in Wudang Mountain is getting more and more developed, two years later, Taoist Zhong Yunlong resigned from all his posts, and directly took his disciples to live in seclusion. Later, the CCTV filming team came to visit, wanting to interview Zhong Yunlong desperately, and finally found him in a cave on the Wudang Cliff.

Zhong Yunlong's retreat is also very chic, since he was interrupted by CCTV reporters, he will come out for activities again, and even occasionally participate in the recording of variety shows.

By the way, Qiu Bojun, the founder of Jinshan Software, also became Zhong Yunlong's registered disciple later, and was accepted by Zhong Daochang before the retreat...

In Song Weiyang's eyes, Nie Jun is obviously a strange flower, but there are really more than one or two of this kind of strange flower, but we rarely see them usually.

(Yesterday's earthquake was so scary. The building continued to shake for dozens of seconds, and the chandelier swayed like a swing. Lao Wang felt like he was about to die. I hope the friends in the earthquake center will be safe and healthy.)