Rebirth, Starting from 2005
Chapter 35 Please be a human being!
Yan Xin doesn't quite agree with the term "destined person". In his heart, he still thinks that the stray cat in reincarnation is a liar, because money is always mentioned.
However, he still took a piece of paper to write down those stocks.
He thinks he can give it a try if he has money.
What if?
As for the rest, he didn't believe it.
In this day and age, it is believed that true love can be found on the Internet. Many people play QQ to expand their circle of friends, and even list conditions to search for strangers to add friends.
Online dating has become a hot word.
There is also an online song "\u0026 Love" in the back, which is about such a phenomenon.
But Yan Xin is a reborn person, if he still believes in this kind of thing, he really is a bit silly.
If you decide that this is a liar, you will not be afraid of being cheated.
"Maybe we can use her for something."
This thought flashed through Yan Xin's mind.
Then, type and send: "Since I am your destined person, can you please do me a favor?"
"Again, I won't give you money!!!" The stray cat in reincarnation replied quickly.
Three exclamation points revealed her emotions at the moment.
Seeing the other liar going crazy, Yan Xin became very happy, and couldn't help showing a smile on his face.
Send a message: "I'm not asking you for money, but I want you to go to Qidian to scold an online novel author for me."
A stray cat in reincarnation: "???"
A stray cat in reincarnation: "Why don't you scold yourself?"
Yan Xin: "I'm at work now, and I still use my mobile phone. I can't access Qidian.com, so I can't complain."
A stray cat in reincarnation: "Don't do it!"
Yan Xin: "If you don't help me if you are destined, then we will not be destined."
A stray cat in reincarnation: "Tell me, which novel author do you want to scold?"
Yan Xin: "In "Fights Break the Sphere", the author's elbows are stewed with potatoes, so you go to the comment section of that book and scold him, saying what rubbish he writes, if you can't write it, don't write it, look at others **** big How is the "****" written, learn more, and don’t come out to embarrass people if you don’t have the strength! Only mentally retarded people will read such rubbish books.”
The "****" he was talking about is the most popular novel on Qidian.com, and the author is a top-notch master.
A stray cat in reincarnation: "..."
A stray cat in reincarnation: "Brother, please be human!"
Yan Xin: "What's the matter? Can't you scold me if you feel bad after reading a novel?"
A stray cat in reincarnation: "Is that you with elbow stew?"
When Yan Xin saw this reply, she was taken aback and thought:
"Am I being so obvious?"
After hitting three question marks, he added another sentence: "Why do you say that?"
A stray cat in reincarnation:
"It's normal for a person to feel uncomfortable reading a novel, and he just scolds the author who wrote the novel. Why do you pull other authors out? If you step on it, it's clear that it's a counter-introduction. I think you are that elbow stew Tudou, you want to touch the head of the porcelain family!"
Yan Xin blushed.
He thought he had come up with a good way to get people to post such a post in the comment area of "Fights Break Sphere" to start a fight, and directly contact the top-ranking gods on the porcelain website, and use this extremely annoying tone to provoke "Fights Break Sphere". After reading the antipathy of the readers of "Broken Sphere", they went to the novel review area of the top-ranking gods to start a fight, arousing the emotions of the readers of the two books, and there was a wave of team battles.
In this way, there are topics, traffic, and enthusiasm.
Let Chen Li sell a wave of misery at the right time, and declare war directly when he puts his testimonials on the shelves. He must use subscription data and monthly tickets to maintain the dignity of this book and the readers of this book.
Isn't this the collective sense of honor?
Let readers have a sense of participation, let readers maintain their collective sense of honor through subscription voting, etc., let them become the spiritual shareholders of this novel one by one.
That's the fastest way to distill readers into fans.
But I didn't expect that such a routine would be spotted by the other party at a glance.
Is the other party too wise or is he too mentally handicapped?
I felt particularly embarrassed, but I still defended:
"That's really not the book I wrote, I'm just a little security guard, I can't write."
A stray cat in reincarnation: "It's fine for me to help you, but you can't lie to me. If you lie to me, I won't help you."
Yan Xin had no choice: "Well, I admit that although I didn't write it, it was written by a friend of mine."
The stray cat in reincarnation: "I have a friend in the legend?"
Yan Xin: "It's really my friend!"
The stray cat in reincarnation: "Send you a haha, you can experience it yourself."
Yan Xin: "Well, I admit that I came up with the idea, and that book is actually co-authored by me and him, and I can share the profits."
A stray cat in reincarnation: "Why don't you scold yourself?"
Yan Xin: "I'm afraid things will get worse. The website checks the IP address of the person who posted it. If it finds out that the person who cursed is in the same place as the author, or even uses the same IP, it will be embarrassing."
A stray cat in reincarnation: "Okay, since you are my predestined relationship, let me help you."
Yan Xin: "Do you think this method is feasible?"
A stray cat in reincarnation: "It's really shameful to be shameful, and it's really feasible to do it."
Yan Xin was a little apprehensive: "Will people spot it because it's too clumsy?"
A stray cat in reincarnation: "There are very few people as smart as me. The money of smart people is not so easy to earn. You can earn the money of those who are not so smart."
Yan Xin was still a little apprehensive: "Then tell me, will the author of the other party see it?"
A stray cat in reincarnation: "So what? Is this bad for him? This is refining your readers, isn't it refining his readers?"
Yan Xin: "No problem, right?"
The stray cat in reincarnation: "No problem, the two participating authors have purified the fans, increased the cohesion, the website has gained traffic, the onlookers watched a lively scene, and the readers also vented their hearts through such a scolding battle I have gained more like-minded friends and found a spiritual home, all of which are good.”
Seeing the other party's analysis like this, Yan Xin finally felt relieved.
At this time, he even had a little doubt about his identification of the other party's identity - if he can see the problem so clearly, maybe he is really not a liar.
Anyway, whether it is a liar or a real social management stock expert, he has done it for this predestined person.
——When you see your wallet, just don’t let yourself be cheated.
While chatting with the stray cat in reincarnation on QQ, one after another QQ friends came online.
Then Yan Xin sent them messages one by one:
"Are you there?"
"Can you do something for me?"
"Go to Qidian to scold an author."
"I'll send you the copy, and you can just copy and paste it."
"I'll treat you to oranges when I go home during the Chinese New Year."
Most of them are his high school classmates. After graduating from high school, those classmates were scattered all over the place.
Only a very few have been admitted to college or junior college.
The rest went out to work, and very few stayed at home.
Let them take the rhythm, \u0026 addresses are scattered.
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