Reborn with Naruto In Tokyo, Japan
Chapter 285: dare you laugh
"Baabaa, here I come!"
With a roar, a large and gentle creature suddenly jumped down from the river bank.
Taking the lead by the Heisei man, several others followed and sneaked into the river to find their wives.
After seeing the videos circulating in the circle, countless men rushed to Kanda River overnight, Chiba Prefecture, Gunma Prefecture, Yokohama, Shizuoka Prefecture, Yamanashi Prefecture, etc., all under the same great banner regardless of class or region. unite below.
"What the **** is this going to do?" Shimoshima Kiyomi wanted to mobilize the police in Tokyo now and expel all these guys who were in the way.
Thousands of men gathered by the river for what, drinking water? Get water?
Has the Tokyo water transportation system regressed for hundreds of years and returned to the level of the Edo period?
Shiromijima Kiyomi was still thinking about how to expel these people, but the operator next to him managed to find three bottles from the official car.
A large bottle of barreled mineral water, is there such a thing in an official car?
Before Shimoshima Kiyomi could wait for the operator's explanation, she saw him holding three buckets and trying to squeeze towards the river.
"Senior! I'm going to get three buckets of water!"
"Why three buckets of water?!"
"Because one barrel is for use, one for storage, and one for preservation..."
This is the (bath) water left after Baaaa disappeared. If you drink it, it doesn't mean you have intimate contact with Baaaa.
And this water may have some mystery now. Maybe after saving this water at home, a few two-dimensional beautiful girls will be born automatically in a few days. At that time, he will still be in a fart class and bring it directly with him. The wives returned to their hometowns in the countryside to farm.
Rubbing her forehead, Shimoshima Kiyomi silently looked at the crowd of people in front of her, and her skin color was different.
The water is flowing, the water you guys are drinking now comes from the upstream, and there may be all kinds of strange germs in the water.
In ancient times, Tokyo was a water city in an island country with many river networks. After industrialization, many of Tokyo's water networks were landfilled, and the rest became stinky ditches. That is, before and after the Olympic Games, the government issued a death order. , Under the severe punishments, people in Tokyo dare not dump domestic and industrial water into the rivers, but even today, the water in several rivers in Tokyo is not very clean, and drinking directly is no different from drinking Ganges water. .
Well, because of the stinky water ditch in Tokyo that has been passed down by word of mouth, the residents of the surrounding counties have always believed that the water they drink is much cleaner and sweeter than the water that Tokyo people drink.
Another man took out Baaa's figure and pillow from the trunk, and after laying them flat on the ground, several otakus actually kowtowed to the figure.
The pious seems to be shouting that the empire rises and falls, and this is all in one fell swoop.
"??"
This is not the time when I was a child to kowtow for New Year's money (this is a custom in the island country...), and it is not an ancient sacrifice to Hebo.
Without the need for the police to expel them, Shimoshima Kiyomi wants to mobilize artillery fire to wash the ground and wipe out these irrational guys from the body.
Half an hour later, the Tokyo police who arrived began to clear the otakus surrounding the river. Except for a few diehards who jumped into the river to look for their wives, everyone else withdrew rationally (acknowledged) wisely (cowardly). .
"Let go of me, let me go, I haven't found my wife yet!"
"Calm down, damn, you dare to attack the police."
"Say, do you want these golden handcuffs or silver handcuffs?!"
Kanda River kept pulling out Heisei men looking for wives.
"Senior...the river level has dropped."
Thoughts like this one that condenses entities in the human world because they condense the beliefs of the people do not appear in modern society.
This kind of new-looking "belief cultivation system" has existed in the island country since ancient times. If you really want to trace the source, it is estimated that you need to go back to the combination of gods and Buddhas, local traces, anti-local traces, and even rise to the time when the emperor theory was born. .
In Chiyoda's circle of civil servants, there was a strange scene today. The bosses of the Metropolitan Police Department and the Ministry of Public Security were actually pulled out and reprimanded early in the morning.
These are the top bosses of the civil servants, who can reprimand them.
"Are you trying to kill the king like this?!"
It was not the Ministry of Justice or the Prime Minister who reprimanded them, but the Imperial Household Agency, which had always had no sense of presence.
As the name suggests, the palace hall is the institution in charge of the affairs of the royal family, holding ceremonies, approaching envoys and so on.
As an institution responsible for the royal family, the palace hall can often make unimaginable actions.
For example, members of the royal family need blood to be transported for surgery, and the intrauterine hall stipulates that only the blood they have stored can be used, on the grounds that the purity of the royal bloodline is maintained.
"This is Kanda River, Chiyoda District!"
The chief of the palace hall shouted angrily, the palace hall does not have much real power, and its status is relatively unique among the various organs of the government.
Taking it out alone, the importance of the chief of the palace office is far less than that of the chief of the Metropolitan Police Department.
But in the case of a loss, the chief of the Metropolitan Police Department lowered his head like a schoolboy who was being reprimanded.
"Not far from Akihabara is the Imperial Palace of His Majesty the Emperor. Now it appears in Kanda River. Will it appear in the water system of the Imperial Palace next time?!"
The head of the Imperial Household Office was heartbroken, and tears were streaming down his stomach.
"Don't you want His Majesty the Emperor to suddenly jump out of the pond when he was studying the gobies, spewing words to frighten His Majesty?!"
The emperor of the island country has a tradition of studying aquatic products, and the notorious Hirohito is also a fish lover.
Seriously speaking, in fact, this is not only a hobby of the royal family. Most of the Chinese people in the old island countries have a hobby of ornamental fish, especially goldfish. Otherwise, the island country would not have cultivated a large number of goldfish for hundreds of years. In the modern island country ~www.NovelMTL.com~ goldfish viewing is also a huge market.
It sounds like this kind of virtual monarch, who has no real power, but has no worries about food and clothing, has a lot of energy and time, and does not eat human fireworks. All the people support a family of blood-sucking worms. This is the state that all researchers want most, and will soon become the emperor. This one, the research on gobies has been in progress for decades, and the level of theory has reached the top level in the world, and because the research on gobies can be said to be unpopular among the niche, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is the only authority...
After all, if a person studies pancake fruit for 80 years, he can become the world's number one pancake fruit master.
And his signature is also the only one in the world... ror-of-Japan.
I thought of the scene where a goby suddenly jumped out and became fine when the emperor watched the goby in the future.
"Pfft..."
A Metropolitan bureaucrat accidentally laughed.
Although he quickly stopped laughing, it was so harsh in the quiet room.
"dare you laugh!"
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