Reborn Zombie Supreme

All the money given to him by his descendants was used to build relationships, and he finally went from a ranking of hundreds of thousands to more than eight thousand.

It took hundreds of years to finally get to No. 300, but he had to go back because he had no money to establish a relationship!

"Sir, take it and go have a drink when you have time~"

Another ghost took out a wad of brand new banknotes and handed them over openly.

"Hmm..." The staff member, a man also called the God's Envoy, nodded and said, "Just go ahead two hundred."

"Thank you, thank you!" The ghost was overjoyed. He went from number 8,000 to number 7,800.

The divine envoy patted the ghost of the Qing Dynasty on the shoulder: "Don't say that I bullied you. The greatest fairness in the world is to collect money to do things. If you don't believe it, look at it. Feng Buren, who was reincarnated just now, burned down his family for billions after his death. Ming Chao used a truck to pull ten cars! He died less than two months ago, and he has been reincarnated directly, and his horoscopes will be even better in his next life. If that kid can do something good, he can become the governor of Hong Kong!"

"Look at that one again!" He pointed at another one.

Feng Buren, a female ghost wearing heavy makeup and looking like a wandering warbler, jumped down the well, and she was next.

"I was a chicken cook in my previous life, and I had no money...and I was infected with AIDS when I died...eh..."

"Yes, why can she be reincarnated when she has no money? But a young student can't?"

"Well, heaven has not been established for a long time. You know that unlike in the East, there are six different reincarnations. You can be a chicken or a duck, and you can be reincarnated together with being a human being."

Liu Ying jumped down the paradise well proudly, thinking that she had successfully jumped in line with her beauty, but she didn't know that there was a small rule here. Livestock could be reincarnated first. If chickens, ducks and geese were not born earlier, what eggs would people eat? Aren’t they all yellow and poultry meat is in short supply?

"And this... This woman's name is Xu Banxiang, the goddaughter of our foreman! She queued up again more than 70 times, starting from within 20 every time. If she didn't just want to be a singer, she could find a job in heaven. Errand done!"

The divine envoy patted the ghost of the Qing Dynasty on the shoulder: "If you want to be reincarnated here, you either have money or connections. If that doesn't work, you can just downgrade yourself to a beast. Otherwise... just wait."

There are more than 8,000 people, with an endless queue in front and an endless queue behind.

"well……"

Just as the Qing Dynasty ghost sighed, he saw someone in front of him took out a few crumpled Ming coins. The bribe was successful, and he happily inserted five more coins.

Being a ghost is more realistic than being a human being.

"Is it really better to be a beast?"

The foreman who collected the money came back and said: "Let me tell you a little trick. Being a human in today's world is really not as comfortable as being a dog. You are served bones and eggs every day, and there are physical examinations and vaccinations every month. You I’ve never seen those poor places where people can’t even afford a meal. In today’s world, people are worse than dogs.

The dogs don’t have to work and are fed, they sleep and eat, and they even have a wet nurse to take care of them. Think about it! "

"I was a high-ranking magistrate of the fifth rank, but in the end I could only be a dog... that's all."

I don’t know how long it will take to wait in line.

"Sir, Xiaosheng is willing... to be reincarnated as a dog..."

"Don't think this is a big loss. Disney dogs have pure bloodlines."

Under Qing Chao Gui's feeble nod, he was pulled to the front of the Paradise Well.

"What's going on with this guy?" the foreman asked.

"That's it..."

The foreman understood, nodded and said: "Wait a minute, after my goddaughter is reborn, it will be his turn."

"My goddaughter, hurry up. Look, there are countless people waiting to be reincarnated!"

"Godfather, can you choose this time for me? In my last life, it was because of my bad horoscopes that I couldn't become popular no matter how I sang. Even if I didn't commit suicide, I would be pissed to death."

The foreman waved his hand and said confidently: "Don't worry, I hope you will become a big success this time. Now, your future father will be the most awarded composer. His father is a opera singer, and your mother is a Peking opera singer. You In the future, my mother will still be a soprano who sings art songs! I guarantee you will sing until she is eighty years old!"

"Really, thank you godfather!... When is the best time to reincarnate?"

The foreman glanced at the others and whispered: "I will reincarnate at eight o'clock tonight. I guarantee you will be more popular than Teresa Teng and more beautiful than Anita Mui!"

"Okay, why don't you go quickly? Remember, St. Mary's Hospital!"

"I'll come back to see your godfather!"

Xu Banxiang jumped into the well.

"Don't come back too soon!"

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7:50 pm,

Xu Banxiang anxiously came to the phone booth and dialed the number connecting to heaven.

"Godfather, I've searched the whole hospital, but my mother is nowhere to be found!"

"Oh, there is a fool who sent your mother to the wrong hospital. He sent your mother to Our Lady's Hospital. Go quickly, it's too late!"

"okay!"

It seemed that God was playing a trick on her, causing her to be delayed again because of that stupid guy. She got the door number of her mother's room wrong, let her get into the belly of a bloated man, and finally cleverly made her miss twelve point.

"Godfather, what should I do?"

"Three days later, four o'clock in the afternoon is still a good time. You must not miss it this time!"

"Daddy, what's the name of that silly guy?"

Xu Banxiang's face was filled with resentment. If she didn't take action, did the other party really think that her time in heaven was in vain?

"Kang Sengui!"

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Five days later,

In the afternoon, the clouds in the sky burned by the setting sun were dim and tinged with red.

It turns out that there was a villa in the residence.

It is two stories high and has a huge basement.

As soon as the blind Taoist priest came out of the night market, he counted with his fingers as he passed by and took a deep breath: "How fierce!"

The evil spirits gather together and never disperse. If an ordinary person stays inside for ten days and a half, he will definitely be haunted by evil spirits when he comes out again.

If a dead body is parked, it will definitely transform into a corpse!

The blind Taoist priest shook his head, knowing that he could not deal with the things inside, and walked away in despair.

"What number is this?"

"The second one today and the tenth this week. Is this house really so evil?"

"Of course it's evil, otherwise why would the old man live in it?"

The two gatekeepers whispered and discussed the horror of the house.

It is said that this house has a bad Feng Shui, and it was built by evil spirits for their enemies in order to avenge themselves.

Only a year and a half after the family moved in, the man went crazy and hacked his wife and children to death, and then committed suicide.

Since then, many family members have moved in, and none of them have escaped this fate. This has become the most famous haunted house in the area. No matter how cheap the rent is, no one dares to live in it.

Now one person has lived there for five days, not only has nothing happened, but he has lived a comfortable life. Others only say that he is lucky and has earned a house almost as well as Bai Na. However, his subordinates know that because the person who lives in this house is not a human being. , no matter how ferocious the ghost is, you still have to be honest when you encounter him...