Reborn Zombie Supreme

He Cheng led the donkey and followed Zhang Guolao.

Two big men as strong as iron towers shook their heads secretly. A handsome and handsome young man was going to be ruined by a dead rabbit again. I really felt sorry for all the pretty widows in the world.

"Although my cousin is average in appearance, she is lively and non-clingy, and she is gentle. The store she opens has very low consumption, with high quality and low prices~"

Zhang Guolao seemed to be introducing He Cheng, but he stuck his head next to the sedan and shouted loudly, obviously deliberately speaking to the tourists in the sedan.

"Really?" He Cheng nodded, lowering his eyes as if thinking.

"Although my cousin is average-looking, it is impossible for her to fall in love with you, but...but..." He kept repeating that my cousin is average-looking.

Seeing that Zhang Guolao was about to become crooked again, He Cheng took a step away, turned over and sat on the donkey.

He raised his hand and patted the donkey and said, "Donkey, follow me!"

Under Zhang Guolao's surprised gaze, the donkey actually nodded.

Zhang Guolao still wanted to get close to He Cheng, but when he saw He Cheng lying on the back of the donkey with his eyes closed, he murmured, "A handsome man is so charming even when he is sleeping..."

It was strange to say that the donkey followed the sedan the whole time. When Zhang Guolao approached, the donkey backed away. If Zhang Guolao kept approaching, he would inevitably get kicked by the donkey.

The donkey is as smart as a living person.

This donkey was a monster specially captured by He Cheng for transportation. Otherwise, even if it were a tiger, the king of beasts, in front of him, he would be so frightened that he would lie on the ground trembling.

After traveling for most of an hour, the group arrived in the city.

"Come on, come on, Longmen Inn, this is our resting place for this trip, and we will all stay here from now on."

Zhang Guolao opened the curtain, pinched his nose and said, "Come out quickly, you guys really stink!"

A woman holding a child walked out of the sedan.

Then came out an old man on crutches, a strong man, a girl with a bun, a scholar in green robe, a lame man, an old lady with a hunchback... and finally a pair of men came out.

"Wow, so handsome..."

Zhang Guolao blinked and looked at the two men supporting each other with their beards entangled and rubbing against each other. His heart suddenly twitched and his nose suddenly sore. "Handsome men all have boyfriends!!"

Seeing other people on the road looking at him, Zhang Guolao smiled awkwardly. Then he looked at He Cheng, who had just turned over and dismounted, and felt relieved, "At least he is still with me."

Zhang Guolao quickly took two steps and walked to He Cheng, "This is the Longmen Inn, will you go in with me?"

"Don't worry about this donkey!" He said and was about to lead the donkey, but the donkey hit him and almost knocked him down.

"Don't move here"

He Cheng gave an order, and the donkey nodded again.

It caused exclamations from the people around.

He Cheng looked up at the vertical plaque of Longmen Inn and walked in.

"You can't move even if you say you can't?" Zhang Guolao rubbed his chest and glared at the donkey, "I should chop you off with a knife!"

"A-uh-a-uh!"

The donkey shook its head and pointed towards Zhang Guolao like a long-eared knife.

"Ouch!" Zhang Guolao fell down and squatted down, but saw the donkey laughing happily "Ai-uh-Ai-uh".

"This...this is a monster!"

Zhang Guolao fled into the inn in fear.

The donkey had no leash, but it stayed in place obediently.

A thief came over and secretly took the donkey away. The donkey left on the street was just a gift.

Unexpectedly, he was just about to take action when "poof!" the donkey kicked from behind and hit the thief right in the chest.

A mouthful of blood spurted out, and the little thief rolled around on the ground three times before stopping.

After reluctantly getting up, he no longer dared to steal the donkey. He covered his chest, casually wiped the blood with his sleeves, squeezed into the crowd and disappeared without a trace.

………………

He Cheng entered the Longmen Inn and found a corner to sit down.

"Deng, thump..."

A woman twisted her waist, stepped on the wooden stairs, and walked down step by step, holding on to the century-old handrail of mahogany carvings of auspicious clouds and beasts.

"So exaggerated?"

He Cheng turned his head and saw a man on the table next to him staring at the woman and drooling.

This woman is indeed beautiful, and she is a familiar face. She was a resident goddess in Hong Kong movies in the 1980s and 1990s, but he has seen her so much that he has become numb, and now he is more concerned about her identity.

When He Cheng heard that the rabbit called himself Zhang Guolao, the answer had already arisen in He Cheng's mind.

After all, unlike Jigong, there are many interpretations of stories such as the Green Snake, and there are only one or two false rumors about the Eight Immortals.

"The six pearls of salvation, if we follow the plot, they should already be in the hands of the demon. Why does the centipede spirit still want me to look for them?"

The answer is intriguing.

If the demon's ability was higher than that of Arhat, he would not take He Cheng and Centipede Jing seriously. It can only be said that it was a trap set by Centipede Jing for him.

"What does Centipede Jing want? To kill me? Last time we met, there was no killing intention... Could it be that he is really a demon?"

He Cheng's head was spinning wildly and he couldn't think of a reason.

If you can't think of it, just don't think about it. The soldiers will block it, and the water will cover it.

"If it were "The Eight Laughing Immortals", Lu Dongbin's strength might not be as good as Jiang Long."

There is an obvious difference between the two movies together. Jiang Long dares to eat the Queen Mother's peaches and dare to play in the heavenly palace, but Lu Dongbin diligently tries his best to fulfill the Queen Mother's orders.

"Why did this man start to be in a daze when he saw me for the first time? He must be intoxicated by my stunning beauty! Look, look again, he will definitely dream about me tonight!" The woman who came down the stairs also stared at He Cheng, he was thinking wildly.

Bang~

There was a pain in her lower abdomen, and the woman suddenly came to her senses.

While she was looking at He Cheng, she walked to the table unknowingly and bumped into it.

"Young lady He Xiangu, sir, you look so strange. Is this your first time here?" She rubbed her belly and sat down.

"This little coquettish guy!" Zhang Guolao just entered the door and saw He Xiangu and He Cheng standing very close to each other and talking to each other, and his expression changed.

He came over and pulled He Xiangu away.

"Is this your cousin?" He Cheng asked.

"Yes...yes..." Zhang Guolao nodded.

"Well, her beauty is average." He remembered Zhang Guolao's comment. Rabbit's comment about women, not to mention coquettish and coquettish bitches, was already tolerant.

"She's pretty, but she's also a rabbit." He Xiangu said to herself, "It's a pity." She snorted and turned her head.

"Bah! Boss lady, what kind of wine is this? It's obviously water!" A big man happened to slap the table and stand up.

"Water?" He Xiangu rushed over, "This is the wine I brewed myself. This kind of fairy wine is only for the emperor to drink. If you can take a sip in this life, it will be considered a high-end house!"

She is merciless with her words and quicker with her strikes.

After three punches and two kicks, the guest was already vomiting blood.

"Everyone has a nice meal and a drink~" He Xiangu gently arranged her clothes and smiled, "If you find anything inappropriate, tell me and I will definitely help you solve it~"

Who dares to say anything bad? They all bowed their heads to eat.

They ate cold steamed buns and drank Jingba cold water.

It's better to choke and have difficulty swallowing than to be beaten up by a fat man.

“It turned out to be a black shop”