Reborn Zombie Supreme
Chapter 496 Drought and Plague Come to Earth
Marshal Tianpeng is almost obsessed with him. If he can't surpass Wu Gang in hero saving beauty, Chang'e will never fall in love with him.
If you want it, grab it. He Cheng doesn't think there's any problem.
"Marshal Tianpeng, congratulations on moving to your new home. This is my little thought. From now on..."
Taibai Jinxing and Yue Lao walked up to Canopy carrying gifts and surrounded him as before.
"Get out of the way, don't block the way!" Canopy, who was already fascinated, kicked Yue Lao and Taibai Jinxing away, and flew to the sky first. Seeing the beautiful shadow flying in the distance, he was overjoyed: "Finally here!"
He opened his arms to receive it.
Chang'e was running for her life, and arrows were flying fiercely behind her. When she turned her head to look, she found a man with a vulgar look in front of her, waiting for her with open arms and pout, as if waiting for her to throw herself into his arms. Chang'e's heart Disgusted and disgusted, he twisted away and fell into the arms of Wu Gang, who was standing motionless on the ground.
Their eyes met for an instant, expressing feelings for each other.
"Ah!! I'm so angry, you dare to ruin the good things between me and Chang'e sister!"
"Oh, Marshal Tianpeng, you! You are so unreasonable!" Yue Lao, who was kicked down, stood up with support on his waist. "I must report this matter to the Jade Emperor!"
Yue Lao and Taibai Jinxing cried together. Although they were not very skilled, they had great momentum and soon arrived at the Lingxiao Palace.
In the Lingxiao Palace, the immortals lined up on both sides.
He Cheng stood under the Five Plague Gods, near the entrance of Lingxiao Hall, next to the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals guarding the door. Their positions were nobler than those of "An Jing", "Ning Shen", "Bima Wen", "Taoyuan Hercules" and other minor immortals. They could Entering the Lingxiao Palace to go to court is considered a small cadre.
The gods in the heaven are idle every day. In this world, the spiritual mountain is the largest, and the heaven is the second. The demons and ghosts are overwhelmed and can't breathe. The lives of the gods fade out every day, and going to court has become their pastime.
The Jade Emperor patted the table gently: "Yue Lao, what's going on?"
Yue Lao still rubbed his waist and took a sharp breath: "To report to the Jade Emperor, today Taibai Jinxing and I congratulated Marshal Tianpeng on the completion of the new Marshal Tianpeng Mansion and sent congratulatory gifts. Who knew that Marshal Tianpeng beat us for no reason? !”
"Yes, there is General Drought Plague who can testify!"
"Oh? Marshal Tianpeng, is this possible?" the Jade Emperor asked.
Marshal Tianpeng nodded: "It does happen...but!"
"There's more!"
Taibai Jinxing was also beaten anxiously: "Marshal Tianpeng kept saying that we ruined his good relationship with Chang'e! I think Marshal Tianpeng has moved his heart!"
"What!"
The Jade Emperor was furious.
"Bring Chang'e!"
Soon Chang'e was brought and knelt beside Marshal Tianpeng. Tianpeng, who had looked depressed just now and secretly thought that he was going to die, suddenly had a gentle look on his face when he saw Chang'e: "Sister Chang'e, don't worry, I will do the work for everyone." , I will resist all punishment!"
Taibai Jinxing's words were just speculation, but now, Tianpeng's behavior undoubtedly admitted it.
"Marshal Tianpeng, Chang'e, dared to move ordinary people's hearts and ignore the laws of heaven..."
"Wait! Jade Emperor!"
At this time, Wu Gang rushed up again.
He Cheng was smacking his lips. It was much better than the TV series. It was so exciting.
Wu Gang rushed out, and the reason was naturally to help Chang'e take the blame, and admitted that he was the one who had fallen in love with Chang'e.
Tianpeng couldn't express his sorrow. He wanted to help Chang'e take the blame, but Chang'e didn't agree.
"Okay, in that case, Chang'e will live on the moon from now on and will not be able to leave forever!"
"Hiss——" The gods below took a breath.
"The aura on the moon is thin and there are no living creatures. Staying there is no different than death."
"There is still a laurel tree on the moon. Wu Gang, you have to go to the moon and cut down all the laurel trees before leaving. You will not be able to see Chang'e forever!"
"This one is even more cruel!" The Five Plague Gods whispered.
"What?" He Cheng leaned over and asked.
Spring Wen Shen said: "The Tathagata Buddha would not be able to chop down all the osmanthus trees on the moon. If you chop an axe, the osmanthus tree will heal immediately. It will take tens of thousands of years to cut it down!"
"The Jade Emperor punished me harshly this time."
The other gods nodded.
"I am willing to accept the punishment and go to the moon to chop down trees!" Tianpeng burst into tears and knelt down to beg for punishment.
"You?" The Jade Emperor hummed, patted the table and said, "I will punish you to go through thousands of love tribulations, and love vigorously in every life, and die unforgettable!"
"What? No, Jade Emperor, please punish me to chop down trees on the moon! I want to go to the moon!"
"Pull them all down." The Jade Emperor waved his hand, unwilling to pay attention to this troublesome thing.
"Sister Chang'e..." Tianpeng looked at Chang'e, but Chang'e only saw Wu Gang, and the two of them went straight to the moon hand in hand.
Tianpeng, who was hopeless, walked to the door and looked at He Cheng: "Brother, we will see you again in the future, take care of yourself!"
"Is it worth it?" He Cheng wanted to ask him whether it was worth it if Chang'e didn't look at him in the end.
Tianpeng took a deep breath: "Since ancient times, there has been so much passion and hatred, and this hatred lasts forever~~~"
It was quiet in my ears, and a farce had been revealed.
"I didn't expect this to happen." Yue Lao sighed and walked to He Cheng: "I know you have a good relationship with Tianpeng, but don't be sad about this... I don't have time to worry about you, the plot of the past life, every life It’s all vigorous and vigorous, it’s going to exhaust me to death.”
The other gods only thought that He Cheng was sad that his friend was knocked out of reincarnation.
He Changcheng sighed: "It turned out to be him."
He still remembered what Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai said when they first came to this world.
"Butterfly Lovers Hua Die is so impressive."
One of Zhu Bajie's love catastrophes turned out to be Liang Shanbo.
Half a month passed by in a flash.
He had returned five hundred years later, and the Dragon King of the West Sea had determined that he was obsessed with the power of the Moonlight Box and never urged him to do so. However, Yingying, who had eaten a large amount of magical medicine and fairy grass, sat on the ground and meditated without waking up.
After identifying He Cheng who had made a fortune five hundred years ago, he naturally came back and continued to hang out in heaven.
He walked around a lot, getting to know the situation in the fairy world and the hiding places of some treasures, just waiting for the time to come and run away.
On this day, He Cheng was announced to the Lingxiao Palace.
The Jade Emperor was annoyed by mortal matters again.
"There is a small town on the western border. The people are evil, cannibalistic, and not good. Today, General Drought and Plague, you are going to bring down the plague. In five days, 1,213 people will die. There will be 3,600 miles of dry fields and 10 fish ponds. Seven, there are eight rivers, there must be no mistakes!"
He Cheng received the Jade Emperor's imperial edict, said "yes", then turned and left.
"Jade Emperor, this demon is too arrogant. He has been in heaven for half a month and he is not polite!" Erlang Shen jumped out again.
But the Jade Emperor waved his hand and said: "Erlang Shen, the slaves are of the same clan as the female slaves, they have great merits, and their fighting power is astonishing... They are born reckless and no one teaches them, we have to take our time."
What he means is that Ba is naturally powerful. He can run thousands of miles across the ground and is extremely powerful. You can't beat him.
"Yes..." Erlangshen stepped back and said no more.
The Jade Emperor frowned fiercely and looked outside the Lingxiao Palace: "Master Guanyin?"
Outside the Lingxiao Hall, Guanyin Bodhisattva came smiling. When the immortals saw Guanyin, they all clasped their hands together and respectfully called him "Master Guanyin".
"Amitabha, see the Jade Emperor!"
"What's the matter with Master Guanyin?" The Jade Emperor seemed not to like seeing Master Guanyin.
"I came here for that evil town..."
"Everyone in that town is evil and deserves to be punished. I have sent General Drought and Plague down to earth. I'm afraid Master Guanyin will be late!" The Jade Emperor interrupted Master Guanyin.
"Amitabha, the Jade Emperor might as well give them a chance."
"In five days, one thousand, two hundred and thirteen people will die. It is clearly written. The imperial edict has been issued, Master Guanyin."
"Then give me four days. If I can't make the people in the town do good within four days, it won't be too late for General Drought and Plague to take action."
"It would be great if Master Guanyin could lead people to do good, but... General Drought and Plague has been gone for a while, and he is probably spreading the plague now. Master, you'd better go and have a look."
The Jade Emperor smiled and stroked his beard, watching Guanyin leave eagerly.
"This General Drought and Plague is different, different... he can't even be counted as Guanyin, hahahaha, interesting."
The immortals bowed their heads and did not dare to speak. They only knew that the Jade Emperor was very happy now.
Known as the Jade Emperor, who wants to be crushed by a group of bald donkeys?
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