Red Soviet Union

Those who know the current affairs are heroes, and if they want to be tough, they must have the capital of being tough. If it was the empire on which the sun never set before World War II, they would fight wherever they went, and they would be afraid of a serfdom Czarist Russia?

Now, the Soviet Union is about to occupy half of the earth, with elite soldiers and powerful generals, and they even rule the roost in the sea and the sky. Britain, what else? Britain is not even qualified for a second-rate army! As an island country, Britain doesn't even have a powerful navy now!

At this time, you must bow your head! Playing tricks with a country like the Soviet Union is simply courting death!

To put it more directly, even if the UK does nothing, the Soviet Union still wants to trouble the UK. Now, the UK has taken the initiative to provoke the Soviet Union. Isn't this courting death?

The Iron Lady is tough, and her style is doomed to her tragedy. Not only was she impeached, but she was also charged with many crimes.

Those counterfeit currency cannot be escaped. The counterfeit currency exchanged by various banks in the UK and other countries has long exceeded the UK's own foreign exchange reserves. It is absolutely nonsense to say that the Prime Minister does not know.

Since you can't hide it, why don't you admit it openly, and at the same time, push out the Iron Lady to calm the anger of the Soviets. Why do the Soviets have any reason to send troops to attack Britain?

The threat of war issued by the Soviets was 24 hours. Now, in less than 24 hours, the British cabinet has made a conclusion and impeached Mrs. Thatcher. At the same time, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II personally I got on the plane and flew to Moscow, which was a door-to-door apology.

Although the Queen of England is only in name, this name can already represent a lot. For an apology and the like, it is more appropriate for the person in name to go!

Facing the arrival of Queen Elizabeth II, Andre couldn't be too negligent. After all, Andre also knew that these incidents really had nothing to do with the queen, and were mainly caused by the iron lady. But now, it's easy to say that they are also nobles.

Of course, Andre would not go to the airport to greet him, so he sent more people to make the welcome ceremony more lively, which was enough. In the Kremlin, Andre cordially received the visiting Queen of England and her party people.

Every move is graceful and elegant. The ancient European nobles cannot be cultivated in a day or two. Andre hid the shiny diamond ring in his hand. household feeling.

Your Majesty, you are very welcome to Moscow. Andre said, Although our two countries have had some troubles recently, we still welcome the royal family very much. Kick her back to Great Britain.

Andre's words were already very vulgar. Many British people couldn't help but feel a little angry when they heard this, while the important Soviet ministers on the side all smiled.

Marshal Andre is indeed the wisest leader of our side! Now, the Queen of England has just arrived, and she uses her noble temperament to make everyone feel uncomfortable. The Bolsheviks represent workers and peasants. In terms of image, they have mud legs and have no noble temperament at all. Russian nobles, no To be shot dead means to be exiled and reformed.

Now, Marshal Andre couldn't match the temperament of the opponent, so he simply pulled the opponent to the same level as his own. Moreover, this sentence was very relieved, if the Iron Lady came over, he would have to kick her in the ass!

Marshal Andre, you are joking. Queen Elizabeth II still had a smile on her face. Years of royal life gave her an unparalleled affinity. She said to Andre: Margaret is Made some mistakes. Now, she has paid for her wrong actions. We also apologize to you for this, and promise that such a thing will never happen again. I come with friendly sincerity, I hope that peace will be restored between our two countries, we do not want to be shrouded in dark clouds of war, and of course, we will not be afraid of war.

Queen Elizabeth II's face is still confident,

She looked at Andre, waiting for Andre's answer.

We demand the extradition of all those directly involved in the case, those who personally made counterfeit money, we must let them serve their sentences in our Soviet, and use their labor to pay for the crimes they committed against us. Andrei said.

The people directly involved in the case, that is, the people who made counterfeit money, if Andre asked for the extradition of the Iron Lady, the UK would absolutely refuse.

We can agree to this request. Queen Elizabeth II said: Our domestic police have already brought these prisoners under control. After being interrogated by our judicial organs, they can be handed over to you.

At the same time, these counterfeit currencies have caused great harm to our domestic economy and seriously damaged our ruble's reputation as a world currency. Many countries dare not use rubles again for trade. Therefore, we ask you to pay us for our losses. , resulting in compensation. Andre said.

compensation! Since you have done something wrong, you have to pay the price. Even though it was done by the Iron Lady and his gang, the whole of the UK must pay compensation!

Here, how much do you need us to compensate? Queen Elizabeth II asked.

In fact, Queen Elizabeth II mainly came to apologize. Extradition of those criminals is already her greatest power. How much compensation should be paid? Worrying.

She's just passing it on.

Eight hundred billion rubles. Andre said: This is already the least amount we want for Her Majesty's face. Of course, don't use fake rubles to fool us. Moreover, we do not accept For the equivalent amount of British pounds and US dollars, other currencies can be used, such as marks, or even RMB. It can also be settled by goods.”

Eight hundred billion rubles! Hearing this number, Queen Elizabeth II finally lost her composure.

What is this concept?

The current economy of the Soviet Union is extremely developed. Moreover, although the planned economy is not easy to calculate, it can be roughly estimated that the chicken farts of the Soviet Union for a year are about 8 trillion rubles. In other words, Britain has to compensate the Soviets ten One-third of a year chicken farts!

Except for the Soviet Union, there are not so many chicken farts in other countries. For example, in Germany, the annual chicken fart is about one trillion rubles, while in the United Kingdom, the annual chicken fart is only about 400 billion rubles!

In other words, it would take two years for the British people to donate all their output to the Soviet Union without eating or drinking.

What's more, the current depreciation of the pound has already severely reduced the wealth of the United Kingdom. If the compensation is so much, then the United Kingdom will not have to live!