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Dan Qingzi and Xiong Kuohai knew that this was their first "appearance" among the traversers, and they decided whether they could win the favor of many fellow Taoists and whether their cultivation career on Earth would go well.

They didn't dare to be negligent, and pondered for a moment, Xiong Kuohai said: "This kind of story...that the magic weapon of the planet Cybertron has become a spirit, and can also transform into various mechanical forms, attack each other, and form an alliance with the people on Earth, it is really bizarre. Unheard of, amazing.

"According to Daoyou Sun's introduction just now, this is not true, but fabricated by the people on Earth? It seems that the imagination of the people on Earth is also quite impressive. They are not frogs in a well, but they are interested in wisdom and power far beyond theirs... A high-level life form has a very deep understanding."

"Friend Daoist Xiong is right."

Xiao Gongzhu said, "Although the movie is fake, it is not completely made up, but it deeply reflects the psychology, sociality and politics of the earth people, and implies that the vast majority of earth people face higher life. manner.

"So, fellow Daoist Dan Qingzi, what do you think of this story? Specifically, what do you think of the 'Autobot'?"

The little palace lord looked at Dan Qingzi with piercing eyes.

"this……"

Dan Qingzi didn't know whether the little palace master suddenly asked him such a question, whether there was any deep meaning in it, but after thinking for a long time, he still couldn't go against his own heart, and said cautiously, "I think there seems to be a little bit of 'autobot'. Suspected of betraying Cybertron.

"You see, the Autobots and the Decepticons were originally members of Cybertron's mechanical civilization. They should have worked together to fight for the interests of Cybertron. For example, they discovered a resource-rich The planet—Earth, why can’t we join hands to attack, enslave all the earth’s people, plunder the energy blocks on the earth, and become the master of the earth? It must, must be divided into two factions, fighting each other, so that the earth people take advantage of it, This, this is a bit unwise, right?

"Even on Cybertron, there were some grudges between the Autobots and the Decepticons, but there is an old saying that 'if you are not of our race, you must have a different heart', The Autobots help the earthlings to deal with the Decepticons, after all, it looks rather awkward."

Dan Qingzi knew that the little palace master and others had joined the Earth Alliance, so he didn't dare to speak too seriously.

But he also thought that what he said should be what the little Palace Mistress wanted him to say—otherwise, there would be no need for him to speak.

Sure enough, the little palace master's face was neither happy nor angry, but the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, looking around and saying: "Daoist Danqingzi,

There is some truth in what he said. Are there other fellow daoists who hold the same point of view as fellow daoist Dan Qingzi? "

As soon as these words came out, several immortal cultivators nodded slightly.

"To paraphrase a buzzword on Earth—"

A frivolous immortal cultivator laughed and said, "This 'autobot' approach is too 'kneeling and licking' the earthlings?"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone laughed, and the atmosphere became much more active.

The little palace master was also laughing, but after laughing, he picked up a toy model of Autobots, dexterously jumped with his fingers, changing shapes quickly, and said indifferently: "Indeed, many fellow daoists, including ordinary audiences, saw it for the first time. When it comes to the movie "Transformers", they will be puzzled by the practice of the "Autobots", thinking that the leader of the Autobots, Optimus Prime, is a woman's kindness, and even a traitor to Cybertron, while the Decepticons The leader, Megatron, is the real iron-blooded man of Cybertron.

"It's just that I want everyone to think about a question—even if the 'Autobots' and the 'Deceptics' join forces, will they have the strength to invade and rule the earth?"

This question aroused everyone's deep thinking.

Indeed, only in terms of the combat power shown in the movie, Transformers are not really "King Kong is not bad, immortal", they can still be threatened by thermal weapons, even ordinary armor-piercing bullets may cause damage to them, let alone tactics "Big killers" like nuclear weapons.

Moreover, the Transformer is a mechanical structure, which has extremely high requirements for logistical maintenance, and there is always a need for energy, that is, energy blocks.

The earth army is far from being as vulnerable as imagined. Hundreds of aircraft, artillery and tanks, brave warriors with iron will, plus the convenience of occupying the main field, the two sides are really fighting hard, who will win the battle , still unknown.

At this time, on the big screen behind the little palace master, the movie highlights were edited, just in time for the people on earth to use the cutting-edge weapon "electromagnetic gun", and a shot pierced through the powerful warrior "Hercules" of Transformers, blasting Hercules to pieces, and one after another Crash scene.

Everyone looked at the sputtering Hercules, and vaguely grasped the real purpose of the little palace master for inviting them to watch a movie.

"Many people say that Optimus Prime is the benevolence of a woman. There is no need to be so kind to the people of the earth. Megatron is a qualified military leader. My opinion is just the opposite——Optimus Prime is a man who is well versed in the art of war." The qualified commander of Dao, Megatron is just a brainless brat, or in other words, Megatron is deliberately pretending to be a fool, an evil devil king, and just had a good show with Optimus Prime."

The little palace master smiled slightly and said, "You can imagine, if the Autobots and the Decepticons are really close, and the entire Cybertron star is monolithic, forming a huge expeditionary force to invade the earth, how will the earthlings react? Naturally, he was cornered and had no choice but to fight to the death!

"A dog jumps over a wall in a hurry, a rabbit bites when it is in a hurry, and people on earth are in a hurry. How much amazing energy can it explode? Under the torrent of steel and the indiscriminate bombardment of nuclear weapons, can Transformers really occupy the earth? I highly appreciate it Suspected, at least, according to the setting in the movie, the number of Transformers is not too many, with thousands of guns fired, under the cover of firepower, they can be killed!

"If Optimus Prime had appeared as an invader from the beginning, Transformers would not have been able to survive two movies, three episodes of the series.

"But let's see, now, Optimus Prime and Megatron, one playing the red face and the other playing the bad face, what a clever method of aggression they have adopted?

"First of all, Megatron led the Decepticons to appear as an extremely powerful and evil advanced civilization, which left a deep impression on the people on Earth, and left before the people on Earth discovered their weakness. , dormant.

"Then, Optimus Prime led the Autobots to appear on the stage, but it appeared as a kind of 'kindness, peace', and even some women's benevolence, and instilled a kind of 'Only relying on us can defeat the Decepticons. ' The stereotype.

"In this way, all kinds of excellent technologies of the people on Earth are open to the Autobots, and the people on Earth are willing to pay a large amount of energy blocks for the Autobots to enjoy, and every time the Decepticons appear, the Earth's military asks the Autobots for help. However, the Autobots were in charge of the battle, but they gradually lost the ability to fight against the Decepticons independently.

"Of course, in this process, there are also some intelligent people from the earth's military who faintly sensed that something was wrong, but their vigilance and doubts about the Autobots were all expressed by Optimus Prime in the way of 'love and peace'. Attitude, to coerce ordinary people, to overcome rigidity with softness, to eliminate and beat, and it was resolved.

"Think about it, if the Transformers want to invade the earth, what is the purpose? I think there are only three points. The first is some key technologies on the earth, the second is the energy on the earth, and the third is to obtain a stable logistics Safeguard the base.

"Now, the Autobots have done it without firing a single shot. The technology, energy blocks, and logistical support, and even part of the military command on the earth, are all in their hands. After thinking about this, don't you guys? How dare you say that Optimus Prime is not a great military leader?"

Many immortal cultivators were dumbfounded when they heard this, and suddenly realized.

"It makes sense, Optimus Prime achieves the goal of invading the earth without bloodshed!"

"Subduing others without fighting is a brilliant move!"

"One sings the red face and the other sings the bad face, which deceives the energy blocks of the people on earth!"

"Wait, that's not right. In this way, only the Autobots can get the energy blocks of the Earthlings. What about the Decepticons?"

"Don't be silly, after the Autobots get the energy blocks, of course they will split the accounts with the Decepticons 50-50 or 46-40, and everyone will benefit—otherwise, the Autobots and Decepticons will not be able to get it after so many episodes. The decisive victory and defeat, Optimus Prime and Megatron are even more dead than dead, they can be resurrected even after death, if there is no secret deal between them, even a three-year-old would not believe it!"

"That's right, they're all routines. The Autobots and the Decepticons have already set up their tricks to deceive the earth's people's technology, energy and logistical support together!"

The little palace master smiled and waited for the discussion and enlightenment of many fellow Taoists.

After waiting patiently for more than ten minutes, he tapped the table lightly with the Optimus Prime toy in his hand.

"Now, fellow Taoists, understand why I invite everyone to watch a movie, "Transformers", right? Threesomes, there must be my teacher. Don't you think that we cultivators are very similar to Transformers, and we can learn something from Transformers." Advanced experience?"

The little palace master said, "Cultivators have strong individual combat power, and Transformers have strong individual combat power, but none of us are strong enough to be absolutely invincible. Earthlings can still kill us by relying on crowd tactics and firepower coverage." .

"The number of cultivators crossing over is not many, and the number of Transformers expedition to the earth is not too many. We are all easy to fall into the vast ocean of the earth army.

"Immortal cultivators need aura, and Transformers need energy blocks. This is our ultimate goal. We are all advanced intelligent beings, not bloodthirsty demons who take pleasure in slavery. As long as we can obtain a stable source of energy, we will not Would you mind making friends with Earthlings, becoming an envoy of peace, and even showing some 'womanly kindness', wouldn't you?

"Compared to Transformers, however, we have one of the biggest problems.

"'One sings the red face and the other sings the bad face', the Transformers are divided into two factions, the 'Autobots' and the 'Decepticons', and they must use both soft and hard tactics to win the trust of the people on earth.

"But there is only one faction of us cultivators, whether good or bad, loyal or treacherous, righteous or evil, kind or crazy, they are all called 'immortal cultivators'. In this way, how to distinguish them and how to establish the brand image of our sect Woolen cloth?"