Return of the Antagonistic Lady Boss
Chapter 62: Don't watch it during dinner, really
Chapter 62 Don't watch it when you eat, really
Closed the door, Yu Minglang put the food on the coffee table, Xiaoqian walked to the sofa and sat down, he took out the food and gave her a portion.
"You called me over to watch you eat?" Xiaoqian adjusted her posture, but she still couldn't get used to his hard sofa.
"I have been busy all day, and I didn't drink a sip of water." He pulled the separate wooden sofa over. This angle just happened to be able to see her, without being too close to disgust her.
"Not thirsty?"
"Get used to it. When I was in the old unit, I was still lying on the pigpen with a pile of grass on my head. I lurked for 2 days without moving."
It is very normal not to eat or drink in the old unit. Although I leave now, I will miss it occasionally.
Pigpen...Xiao Qian looked at the black rice porridge he put in front of her, silent.
"Just the pigsty, haven't you seen it? The dense, dark, dirty mass—"
Densely dense and dark? Xiaoqian looked at the black rice porridge, but she had no appetite.
She really didn’t know in her previous life, Yu Minglang would be so disgusting, sincere? Retaliation?
Yu Minglang finally found a topic that would not embarrass the girl—at least he thought so.
This entry point is very good-this is what he admits.
"Beside the pigpen is the chicken coop, and beside the chicken coop is the duck shed. Do you know if the chicken coop is dirty or the duck shed is dirty?"
"I, no, want, know, do!" Who wants to hear him say this! Does he want to be disgusting, is he, is he! !
"Still lying in the mud pit, showing a head, and then accidentally tripped and took a mouthful of muddy water. Do you know what the muddy water tastes like? It's almost the same color as the black rice porridge in front of you, haha!"
I thought I had seen many humor masters and had cultivated a very good sense of humor. I found that Xiaoqian looked at him coldly and couldn't laugh.
"It's funny?" She doesn't need to feel guilty anymore. Really, this guy has been a bachelor in his previous life. It has nothing to do with her, it really doesn't matter!
"Well, eat, eat!" Yu Minglang seemed to realize that his opening remarks just now were not as good as he had imagined.
"I'm not hungry!" He is so disgusting, who can eat in!
"Why are you looking for me?"
Xiaoqian feels that she can't continue to confuse him like this, and will be led by him.
"I didn't eat, wait until I finish eating." Yu Minglang became nervous when he mentioned business.
"Okay, eat slowly, and I will tell you something I am interested in."
Yu Minglang instantly sits upright, this is very important.
"You eat, and you say as you eat." A sly light flashed in Xiao Qian's eyes.
Yu Minglang ordered one action one at a time, holding a bowl of porridge, and taking a meat bun, looking at her expectantly.
Want to know her better.
Xiaoqian is going to retaliate for the hatred he has just used in the pig pen. If you have a profession, would you use your profession to disgust people?
"Do you know that my university is applying for a major in psychology? Why did I apply for this major? Because I like to watch the silent lamb, that's it. I just thought about it. What's the difference?"
In fact, she didn’t apply for this major at all. It’s true that she likes watching horror movies because she is disgusting and clear.
Yu Minglang bit the steamed bun for a while.
Xiaoqian's eyes gleamed, and she continued, "Of course, the disgusting movies I've seen are more than this, have you heard of the Mermaid in the Sewer?"
Yu Minglang dangling a bun in silence.
Xiaoqian thought that his reaction was that he had never heard of it, haha, it would be easy if he hadn’t heard of it, and you won’t be sick!
"It's the body of the mermaid-oops?" Oh ha ha, so enjoyable!
Yu Minglang slowly swallowed the steamed buns, Xiaoqian seemed to feel uncomfortable, and pointed to the porridge in front of him and said, "That."
Disgusting to kill you! Disgusting people who make you ducks, ducks, gooses, dogs and cats! What Xiaoqian said is enjoyable.
"Actually, that film reflects the destruction of nature by humans. The shooting method is a bit curious. I personally don't like it, but I like it." He took a sip of porridge and pointed to the motionless bowl in front of Xiaoqian. Say, "Eat."
Xiaoqian was shocked, I...Go!
Is that human being?
It also has educational significance. What kind of head is this?
"The Silent Lamb, as an Oscar-winning film with 5 awards for Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Director, and Best Adapted Screenplay, I think it’s more beautiful than a purely curious sewer mermaid. I’ve seen it, and personally think that the movie version is more hurtful..."
He said as he ate, Xiaoqian swallowed her saliva, dumbfounded.
Seeing everything can be related to the connotation, who taught him this skill?
I really didn’t expect...you are Yu Minglang who can watch horror movies?
"Look at these... so weird"
"Why is it weird? I will also have some normal mental entertainment."
"..." His spiritual world is obviously richer than others, right?
"Can you talk while eating?"
"After I graduated from graduate school, I went to the execution ground to watch the execution for some special reason. I didn't react too much when I saw it, but at noon, I just vomited, and then I didn't eat anything that day, and I've been fine since then."
"..." So, he has already cultivated to be non-invasive, and use his "poison" to disgust her?
For Yu Minglang, the old driver who has "flighted through the chaotic clouds and is still calm", Xiao Qian is in a mess, full of powerlessness.
Which muscle is wrong with her, and how can she count on these things to be so disgusting that he is a man with a strong psychological endurance?
"Yu Minglang, did you have a lot of special experiences in your old unit?"
"..." He changed his silence.
"Will you feel guilty?"
"There is only 3-5 seconds between command and shooting, there will be no distractions."
If there is a choice, if the negotiation is not irreversible, they will not do it easily.
"When you were being rude to me, you also have 3-5 seconds, so what do you think in your heart."
Xiaoqian finally corrected the crooked theme successfully. No matter how much she was sitting in this room, the two of them were talking about the process. At this moment, the topic finally returned to the topic.
Is the female boss you can kiss if you want?
Thanks to Ainis for the sachet reward! Thank you Acateris for the 2 peace charms! Thank you Kateliu and Funny Charm!
(End of this chapter)
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