Return to Singapore 1995

The plot of the movie "Basic Instinct" is tense and exciting. After the movie started, Guo Hanyue and Liu Mengchen were immediately attracted.

In the story, the beautiful woman Catherine played by Sharon Stone turned out to be bisexual and a shrewd and capable best-selling novelist. She told Detective Nick that she often had close contact with different types of men for the characters in the novel, and her relationship with the victim rock star was also for this purpose.

Detective Nick soon discovered the plot in Catherine's new book and basically concluded that Catherine was the murderer. At the same time, there were two beautiful women who also had the possibility and motive of committing crimes, but the most terrifying thing was that Nick was actually confused by Catherine's wild passion...

After coming out of the disco, the two passionate people got on the bed and drove, and Nick began to kiss Catherine's lower body...

"Hey, it's so disgusting, why do you men like this!" Liu Mengchen said with disdain.

Li Xiaofan laughed and said, "Maybe you girls feel better!"

Guo Hanyue also said, "Oh, it's really disgusting!"

"Maybe you won't say that if you really experience it..."

"Li Xiaofan, you seem to be very experienced?"

"You haven't eaten pork, but haven't you seen pigs run!" Li Xiaofan laughed.

In fact, the two girls who used to be nurses have seen everything, but they are all hardware. Their software experience is not as rich as that of the old driver Li Xiaofan!

The three of them are full of dirty jokes...

[At the end of the movie, Nick said: "Fucking like minks, raising rug rats, and living happily forever..."

Then Catherine seemed unhappy to hear it: "I hate rug rats!"

So Nick comforted her: "Forget about rug rats, fucking like minks, and living happily forever!"]

I don't know which "great god" translated the subtitles on this pirated disc:

[Nick: We should raise rug rats like minks and live happily forever...

Catherine: I hate raising rug rats!

Nick: Then forget raising rug rats, let's live happily forever like minks! 】

So Catherine put down the ice cone for the time being and became a Buddha on the spot...

The movie ends here, without directly telling the audience who the real murderer is.

Seeing this wonderful ending again, the classic English dialogue, Li Xiaofan blew smoke rings, thinking of his previous life, many people on Tianya and Zhihu had argued over who the murderer was, and over the correct translation of these slang dialogues...

Due to the tense plot, the two girls didn't notice Li Xiaofan smoking at all, and had long forgotten the original agreement.

"Li Xiaofan, if you are better at English, what does this ending dialogue mean: Raise carpet rats like minks, and live happily forever?" Guo Hanyue and Liu Mengchen were puzzled.

"Haha, this is a slang. A simple translation is: forget about having children, we have to make love all day and night, and then live happily forever like in fairy tales!"

"Haha, that's what it means!"

After the movie, the two girls and Li Xiaofan began to argue fiercely about who was the murderer in the end.

Is it Catherine, Rosie or Beth?

Rosie is Catherine's lesbian girlfriend, Big Popova, who got drunk after a car race.

Beth is Douglas's psychologist in the police station and Douglas's old lover.

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Li Xiaofan concluded: "Maybe this movie doesn't care who the murderer is, anyone could be the murderer, it just says that sex and violence are human instincts! Girls, it's late, let's go to bed!"

Liu Mengchen said maliciously: "Li Xiaofan, what did you say just now, let's go to bed together?"

"Silly girl, what are you talking about!" Liu Mengchen was gently tapped on the back of her head by Guo Hanyue.

"Haha, if you want, you can go together!" Li Xiaofan laughed heartily.

"You guys are dreaming! Look, you've only been in Singapore for a few days, and you've been corrupted by the decadent capitalist ideology!"

Guo Hanyue said angrily: "You men, even if you have a white rose, you still want a red rose, and after you have a red and white rose, you still want more roses!"

"I can't argue with you two ladies, I'm going to run away! I'm going to run away! 88 you!"

The next morning, Li Xiaofan resumed his morning jogging and swimming exercises.

However, he didn't run into Lin Qianxue at the NTUC Club Resort. Li Xiaofan thought to himself: Could it be that today is one of her special days every month?

After the shuttle bus arrived at the Ximu Electronics Factory in the morning, Li Xiaofan went directly to the large office of the manufacturing department where Lin Qianxue was.

"Morning, officer!"

Lin Qianxue was sitting alone in her seat in the office, drinking coffee and looking at report materials.

Lin Qianxue raised her head and said: "Good morning, you're back!"

"Yes, I'm back, reporting to you on time! This is the notarization of academic qualifications that you asked me to prepare last time. Here!" Li Xiaofan handed over the notarization certificate.

Lin Qianxue went over and said, "Okay, I'll hand it over to the HR department later!"

"Officer, I didn't bring any good souvenirs back home this time, so I brought you some VCD discs!" Li Xiaofan handed over a bag of VCD discs, which contained more than fifty discs.

There is a tacit rule in the electrical test workshop where Li Xiaofan works. Especially when Malaysian girls come back from visiting relatives or traveling abroad, they will bring some souvenirs back to share with their coworkers. Of course, there will be a separate gift for the workshop director Lin Qianxue. When Lin Qianxue comes back from business trips or traveling abroad, she will also bring some souvenirs back to share with everyone. During the Chinese New Year, she will pay out of her own pocket to give red envelopes to every worker in the workshop.

Lin Qianxue opened the bag and took a look: "Oh my god, there are so many, wow, they are all the latest blockbusters! Are these VCDs expensive in mainland China?"

"Very cheap, a few cents in Singapore!"

"So cheap? This would cost at least more than a thousand dollars in Singapore! So, I'll take these discs first, and I'll return them to you after I finish watching them!"

"No need to return them, they are so cheap!"

"No, I still have to return them to you!"

"Let's talk about it later!"

"Officer, what's wrong with your foot?" Before Li Xiaofan left the office, he suddenly found that Lin Qianxue's right ankle was bandaged and she was wearing a pair of slippers for the first time.

"Oh, don't mention it. I was careless when running the morning before yesterday. I didn't warm up and ran directly. I stepped on a stone on the road and sprained my ankle!"

"Haha, why don't you take a leave and rest at home?"

"We have a lot of work in the workshop these days and it's very busy. I can still hold on. It's not a big problem!"

After the tea break at 10 o'clock in the morning, Lin Qianxue, who walked a little lame, called all the employees in the electrical testing workshop for a short meeting.

This time, there was also a young boy wearing a blue uniform and two yellow circles on his hat beside her. The boy was very young, chubby, with small eyes, wearing a pair of frameless glasses, and his head was too big to fit the hat at all. He looked like the traitor translator in the movie "Little Soldier Zhang Ga" with a funny feeling.