Robust Mage in One Piece

"Rubber... machine gun!"

Numerous fists appeared from the middle of a group of pirates with the voice. In a flash, all the pirates around were hit, and then flew up.

"Yo roar!"

A black-haired teenager stood in the crowd, raising his hands, smiling very cheerfully.

"Knock all down!"

"Your boxing skills are good, young man..."

Following the voice, an old man in tights walked tremblingly from the side. His shirt was blue, his pants were red, and his chest was also marked with a white lightning bolt. The belt buckle was a capital G. letter.

"Are you also a member of the Qiwu Maritime Chamber of Commerce?"

"I'm Monkey D. Luffy," the black-haired boy grinned at the old man in tights. "The president of the Qiwu Marine Chamber of Commerce is my boss!"

"Is that so?"

The old man in tights raised his hands and faced Luffy. "Then we are the enemy... Oh, my back hurts!"

Lu Fei looked at the old man in front of him inexplicably and made a strange gesture, then suddenly bent down, his whole body began to tremble.

"Grandpa, you should go see a doctor quickly, low back pain is not a trivial matter..."

Luffy scratched his head with his hands.

"If I remember correctly, kidney deficiency, rheumatism, rheumatoid disease, lumbar muscle strain, spinal injury and lumbar trauma may all cause back pain, and postpartum wind... well, grandpa, you should not There is this problem..."

Before Luffy could finish speaking, the old man in front of him who was still crying for his backache suddenly rushed in front of him with agility far surpassing the young man. In his stunned, he punched on the road. Fly's arm joints.

"First the left arm, then the right arm..."

The old man kicked obliquely at a speed surpassing ordinary people, and hit Luffy's right arm joint.

"Then the left leg..."

The old man hit Luffy's left arm joint and retracted his fist, his body moved around to Luffy's side while he was kicking obliquely, and his other hand formed a G shape and hit Luffy's left thigh joint.

"Below is the right leg..."

After a punch, the old man kicked the leg of Lu Fei's right arm and began to fall, and the target was the joint of Lu Fei's right leg.

...

Click! Click! Click! Click...

When the old man stopped, he heard a clicking sound from the joints of Luffy's body.

"Hehehe..."

The old man who had finished work turned his back to Luffy and smiled gloomily.

"The older you are, the more you can feel the pain. The more painful you punch, the heavier it will be. I cheat my opponent in the form of low back pain, and then hit all his joints in an instant. This is my martial art...Low back pain: the immortal samurai Pain!"

"Youth..."

The old man turned around with a smug look, "Although you may not be reconciled and feel that I have no martial ethics, the fighting of fighters is so cruel... Wait!"

The old man stared blankly and stood there, as if there was no Luffy at all.

"How could you still stand here? I should have broken all the joints and bones in your body."

"This..."

Luffy grinned at the old man, then stretched out his hand and pulled his face to the side, pulling out several tens of centimeters in an instant.

"I am a rubber man who ate rubber fruit. It is impossible to break my bones."

"what!"

The chin of the old man on the opposite side suddenly fell.

"You are actually a devil fruit capable person, how is this possible?"

"But although the bones weren't broken, my grandfather hurts me when you hit me..."

Lu Fei clenched his fist, turning his arm like a windmill.

"So I won't be merciful next, rubber...machine gun!"

Da Da Da Da Da...

With a crisp sound, a fat man wearing a yellow coat and chained on his body opened his hands, his hair was spinning like a propeller, and his body was flying in the air like a helicopter.

On the back of this fat man, there was a maid wearing a **** purple maid outfit, wearing a blindfold, and carrying a bazooka with a heavy machine gun.

"Baby-5, how about it, is this angle okay?"

The fat man in the yellow coat flew quietly above an airship, whispering to the armed maid on him. "Do you want me to get closer?"

"no need……"

The maid stood up from the fat man in the yellow coat, pulled out the bazooka from behind her, aimed it at the airbag on the top of the airship, and pulled the trigger with a sneer at the corner of her mouth.

"The two big guys on this spaceship seem to be very fragile. I only need a shot..."

Whoosh!

There was a sharp sound of breaking through the air, and then baby-5 saw a feather arrow shot into the muzzle of its own rocket launcher impartially.

boom!

The rocket that had not been launched exploded directly inside the rocket launcher, and the baby-5, who was the first to be hit by the shock wave, was pushed down directly from the fat man in the yellow coat.

"Baby-5..."

The fat man in the yellow coat watched his partner fall, and immediately leaned forward to catch up.

At the same time, a young man with a long nose appeared on the edge of the airship deck with a bow and arrow. The bow and arrow in his hand aimed at the falling baby-5, and the fat yellow man who was flying down desperately to rescue his companion.

"What a moving friendship, it's really hard to bear to see..."

The long-nosed boy looked at the two men below who were barely defended under the bow and arrow, and sighed.

"Sure enough, I'm still too kind!"

With that said, the boy closed his eyes without hesitation, and then let go of his fingers following the guidance of his heart.

Whoosh!

An arrow shot...

Just after the fat man in yellow clothes swooped three times in a row, he finally caught up with his partner and tried to get her back on his back.

A feather arrow fell from the sky, directly passed through his spinning hair, and destroyed his propeller!

But this is not over yet.

The surviving feather arrow still pulled his body and fell towards the roof below.

"Ahhhhh..."

The fat man in yellow only had time to make a screaming sound, and he rolled and fell on the roof with his partner maid!

boom!

After a loud noise, the two people directly crushed the roof and fell into the interior of the house.

boom!

A bullet grazed Doflamingo's cheek and flew into the sky, and the wind pressure it brought up wiped a blood mark on Doflamingo's face.

"It's a pity!"

Jesus cloth lazily tapped the rifle in his hand on his shoulder.

"I was almost able to help you with plastic surgery."

Doflamingo's face at this time no longer had the usual clown smile, and his face became serious.

After playing against the opponent in front of him for a few rounds, Doflamingo had to admit that the lazy man in front of him indeed had the strength of the world's first gunner.

Body style, speed, marksmanship, domineering look and hearing... are all first-class!

If you want to win, you can only...

Doflamingo raised his hand and looked at the sharp gleam at the tip of his finger.

Rush into the blind zone of the opponent's rifle and fight him directly!

But now if I want to leave alone, these people still can't stop me, but if I can't make a quick decision in close combat, I will be dragged by the opponent...

The situation is different!

After all, the opponent came prepared, and he was caught off guard.

Are you going? Stay?