Royal Gold Medal County Magistrate
#22 - Chapter 22: Castrated pigs are not sexy, but castrated people are
“Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Don't embarrass yourself on the street! You go fetch water too! Quickly clean this up for me, don't delay people from doing business!”
“Did you give the customers diarrhea medicine?! They're all shitting so much!”
The shopkeeper reluctantly let go of Fang Zheng's thigh, then ran off with the bucket.
At this time, Emperor Jing and his companions had already reached downstairs, and Fang Zheng saw Emperor Jing at a glance.
Smiling, he greeted him: “Old Li is here! It seems the tea business is doing well in the capital?”
Guo Tianyang curled his lip in disdain.
Once he makes money, he tries to get close. Before, he called him Mr. Li, but now that he's making money, he calls him Old Li!
Li Yuanzhao was also amused. It was the first time someone had dared to call his father Old Li so boldly.
Emperor Jing didn't mind at all, and said directly: “Thanks to Magistrate Fang, the tea sales are good. This time, I'm returning to Taoyuan County to buy more.”
“Easy to say! Easy to say, you've come from afar, you must be hungry.”
“Let's go find another place. This county has a Qingchang Restaurant. Today, I'll treat you all to dinner!”
The group didn't stand on ceremony and went straight to Qingchang Restaurant.
Along the way, Li Yuanzhao was still looking around, finding everything new and fresh, and only settled down after entering Qingchang Restaurant and taking a seat.
Before Fang Zheng could speak, Emperor Jing introduced him first: “Magistrate Fang, this is my son, Li Yuan. I brought him out to see the world.”
Li Yuanzhao casually cupped his fist: “Greetings, Magistrate Fang.”
“Oh, the noble son is extraordinary! Like father, like son!” No matter what, offer some flattery first.
Li Yuanzhao raised his head proudly.
Hmph, dull-witted.
After the introduction, Fang Zheng automatically ignored Guo Tianyang and Li Yuanzhao and got straight to the point: “Old Li, how were the sales of the twenty pounds of tea last time?”
“Thirteen thousand two hundred taels!”
Fang Zheng gasped.
Hiss~! Good heavens! This Old Li is ruthless! That crappy thing sold for so much money, he really is a talent!
“Then... how much are you planning to take this time?”
“How much does Magistrate Fang have?”
“How much you want, this official can provide!”
Fang Zheng grinned. It seemed that Old Li had tasted the sweetness and was preparing to invest all his wealth to get a batch of tea.
In the end, this thing is of poor quality, and it is estimated that it can still be popular in the market for a while. After that, we will have to start developing real good tea.
Take advantage of the popularity to let Old Li make another big profit! At this time, everyone can make money!
Emperor Jing took a sip of tea, pondering with his head lowered.
This tea is indeed not a good product. The so-called rarity is what makes it valuable. How much can something that is available in abundance be worth?
It seems that the High Grade Celestial Tea won't be able to sell for long, and we can only harvest one or two more rounds!
“Two hundred pounds, this time I want two hundred pounds.”
“No problem, after eating, I'll have someone prepare the goods for you.”
During the conversation, the waiter began to bring dishes to the table one after another. At this time, Emperor Jing and the others were already hungry.
Seeing the various dishes on the table, their index fingers twitched.
Fang Zheng was in a great mood and pointed to a dish to introduce it to Emperor Jing.
“Come! Try the most popular pork stew with vermicelli in my Taoyuan County. The flavor is rich and fragrant, I guarantee you'll all love it!”
Li Yuanzhao's chopsticks had already reached halfway, but suddenly stopped and slowly retracted.
“Pork?”
“Yes, pork, streaky pork, fatty but not greasy, unforgettable after one taste!” Fang Zheng squinted at Li Yuanzhao.
Heh heh, a greenhorn is a greenhorn.
Li Yuanzhao said with disgust: “Pork is stinky! No one eats it at all. Is this Magistrate Fang's way of treating guests?!”
Oh ho! Getting feisty!
Fang Zheng was amused. How long had it been since he had seen a rebellious person!
Just as he was about to speak, he was interrupted by Emperor Jing's cold voice.
“Li Yuan! Don't be rude! Magistrate Fang, don't blame him, my son is young and ignorant, and doesn't know etiquette, please forgive him.”
Fang Zheng waved his hand: “It's okay! It's okay! If you're not aggressive, you're not young! Young people should be like this!”
Hearing this, Li Yuanzhao looked at Fang Zheng in surprise, and then honestly lowered his head to eat.
Fang Zheng continued to explain: “This pork, although it is cheap meat, is a rare delicacy in our Taoyuan County.”
“The pork in our Taoyuan County is incredibly fresh and fragrant and has no fishy smell. It is far better than mutton. I don't believe you, try it!”
Emperor Jing didn't doubt him and directly picked up a piece of pork with his chopsticks and chewed it carefully in his mouth.
Then he exclaimed: “Indeed! Fatty but not greasy! It has a rich fragrance! Amazing! Truly amazing!”
After listening, Guo Tianyang and Li Yuanzhao also picked up a chopstick each.
After tasting it carefully, they both showed surprised expressions.
Not salty or bland, the taste is excellent!
Guo Tianyang couldn't help but ask: “This pork is so amazing, is it because the pig breed in Taoyuan County is different, Magistrate Fang?”
Fang Zheng smiled and shook his head: “Not so! Not so!”
“This matter is not a secret! Actually, this pig is a castrated pig!”
Guo Tianyang's face suddenly darkened.
“Pigs are inherently fierce, but after being castrated when they are young, they become extremely docile, grow meat very quickly, and have no fishy smell when they grow up!”
“People are the same! You see, people who have been castrated generally grow tall and strong, and have a peaceful temperament. The most important thing is that they can increase their lifespan! Hmm~ But people should be stinky after being castrated.”
“So this castration is actually a university question! What has been castrated is good!”
Fang Zheng stretched out his thumb and shook it, revealing two rows of white teeth.
CNM!
Guo Tianyang couldn't wait to kill Fang Zheng immediately at this time.
We've eaten together twice, and you have to insinuate me every time we eat! What hatred do I have with you!
Li Yuanzhao's eyes kept drifting towards Guo Tianyang, and his shoulders kept shaking.
The food in his mouth was about to spurt out.
Emperor Jing twisted his thigh under the table to stop him.
“Oh, eat, why isn't Mr. Guo eating?” Seeing that Guo Da was a little unhappy.
Young Master Fang's noble character of helping others came into play.
He picked up a piece of streaky pork and put it in Guo Tianyang's bowl.
“Mr. Guo, please don't feel resentful because this pig has been castrated.”
“This castrated pig is a pig with noble aspirations, a pig that is fresh and refined, and a pig that serves the people! It has completely removed its worldly roots and is rare!”
“This pork not only tastes good, but also strengthens the body and invigorates yang! Eat more, maybe you can have a second spring in the future! Come! Eat!”
“Pfft!” The pork that Emperor Jing didn't have time to swallow immediately sprayed out.
“Sorry! Cough cough, choked... cough...”
“Oh, Old Li, you're too careless!”
Guo Tianyang put the pork in his mouth with a blank expression and ground it hard with his teeth...
Fang Zheng, I'm not done with you!!!
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