Royal Gold Medal County Magistrate
#374 - Chapter 373 Aphrodisiac Glasses
Three hundred taels wasn't expensive for the two of them.
But taking advantage of small things was really satisfying.
Hearing about the free giveaway, the two Grand Secretaries didn't hesitate to do a wave of advertising.
After hearing what they said, the others also began to think.
If the effect was as miraculous as Zhang Dongxiang said, three hundred taels wouldn't be expensive!
But they hadn't tried it themselves yet, they would wait and see in the afternoon!
......
When the time came in the afternoon.
Li Yuanzhao directed a few young eunuchs to carry desks and benches to the entrance of the Grand Secretariat.
After the desks and chairs were set up, Fang Zheng placed paper and pens on the table, and put the box of lenses for measuring eyesight on the table.
He opened the box, revealing rows of lenses with pre-labeled serial numbers inside.
All set!
Next, Fang Zheng and Li Yuanzhao sat on the chairs and waited leisurely for customers to come.
Getting the ball rolling in the Grand Secretariat would be enough, and naturally someone would take the initiative to come and buy them.
Since the gatekeeper had already gone in to report the situation, he didn't need to take the initiative to go in now.
Sure enough, before long, Li Yansong came out first.
Seeing Fang Zheng, he first snorted coldly, then reluctantly walked over.
After all, glasses were really good!
Although he looked down on him, there was no need to argue with himself!
As Li Yansong walked out, the people in the Grand Secretariat also began to come out one after another.
Before long, the temporary stall was surrounded by people.
Everyone first bowed to Li Yuanzhao, then Li Yansong looked at Fang Zheng with a straight face and asked: "Selling glasses?"
"Wrong! Not selling! It's a charity sale! The money earned from selling glasses today will be used to subsidize poor people."
"Lord Li, don't wrong me. Doing business in the palace is unreasonable. I can't do such a money-grubbing thing!" Fang Zheng said with a smile as he stood up.
Doing business directly in the palace would inevitably be criticized.
Having the name of a charity sale could avoid a lot of trouble.
Sure enough, upon hearing this, everyone's expressions softened slightly.
Everyone looked down on merchants, and felt a little embarrassed or even uncomfortable buying things!
Now, this charity sale sounded much better!
"Charity sale? Sounds good. This old man has heard of it for the first time, but who will be declared to be subsidizing the people with the money from the sale?"
Li Yuanzhao stood up and said: "Is there even a need to ask? Of course, it's me and Lao Fang!"
"........."
Li Yansong sighed helplessly.
Now these two people were shamelessly similar! Taking other people's money to do good deeds while putting on an air of righteousness!
But this time the main thing was still for the glasses, the rest was secondary, so let's not mention it.
"I heard that these glasses are like prescribing medicine, with a different prescription for each person. This old man wants to get a pair of glasses."
Fang Zheng smiled: "That's right, everyone's eyes are custom-made."
"Everyone can get their eyes tested here today, it doesn't matter if you buy them or not, eye tests are free!"
"But I'll tell everyone in advance! These glasses are three hundred taels a pair! Please do what you can!"
Although everyone already knew that the glasses cost three hundred taels, hearing Fang Zheng say it himself still gave them a feeling of being ripped off.
Someone objected on the spot: "Master Fang! Even if your glasses are made of gold, they're not worth this price!"
"Although it's a charity sale, this price is a bit too much!"
Everyone echoed, and a group of people began to bargain together.
Li Yansong and Zheng Qiao didn't say much either.
Although Fang Zheng gave them away for free, three hundred taels did seem like a rip-off.
Fang Zheng had a plan for this scene!
This was like selling health products to old men, although the old men and women liked them very much, they still instinctively wanted to bargain.
But as long as they deepened their understanding of the wonders of health products, then everything would be much smoother later!
Fang Zheng said loudly: "Everyone! Everyone, please be quiet! Let me say a few words!"
"The cost of making glasses seems to be not expensive, but the things attached to the glasses are priceless!"
"In addition to allowing people to see things clearly, they can also clear the liver and improve eyesight, and strengthen the kidneys and boost yang!"
Boost yang?!
Wearing glasses can also boost yang?!
Li Yuanzhao looked at Fang Zheng in a daze.
How could Lao Fang just make up things like that? He didn't teach me about boosting yang before!
A group of middle-aged and elderly people started to clamor.
"Boost yang! I think you're just making it up. It's okay if it's a bit expensive, but you can't treat us like fools!"
"This light and fluttering thing, you say it has some effect, and it has some effect?"
"If it doesn't work, can we return it?"
......
Fang Zheng waved his hands repeatedly: "Don't worry! Don't worry! Listen to me!" Then he pointed to Zhang Dongxiang.
He already had glasses, so his curiosity was greatly reduced, so he had been outside the crowd.
"Lord Zhang, please take off your glasses!"
Zhang Dongxiang didn't know why, but he honestly took off his glasses.
Then Fang Zheng lowered his voice slightly: "Lord Zhang, how do you feel after wearing glasses?"
Zhang Dongxiang scratched his head, looked at Fang Zheng's somewhat blurry face, and squinted his eyes and said: "What are you saying? I can't hear without my glasses!"
"Look!" Fang Zheng grinned and said loudly: "Did you see that! These glasses can not only clear the liver and improve eyesight, but also enhance hearing!"
"As we all know, kidney deficiency causes deafness and tinnitus! And the kidneys govern water, receiving and storing the essence of the five internal organs."
"The lenses are made of top-quality crystal! Plus acupoint stimulation, daily wear... Isn't it reasonable for it to strengthen the kidneys and boost yang?!"
Hearing this, everyone's hearts thumped.
Reasonable! Too reasonable!
Everything made sense in theory! More importantly, Lord Zhang was in a high position of power and would never help Fang Zheng deceive people.
As soon as he took off his glasses, he couldn't hear clearly, which showed its miraculous effect!
Unexpectedly, this treasure could not only enhance vision but also enhance hearing!
Wasn't this a second spring coming?!
Zhang Dongxiang had already put his glasses back on, and listening to Fang Zheng's constant boasting, he felt a little surprised.
Good fellow, just now when he took off his glasses, he really felt like he couldn't hear very clearly!
Unexpectedly, it had such a magical function!
In this way... three hundred taels was really not expensive! He would buy another pair later!
Looking at the excited expressions of the people, Fang Zheng chuckled.
The senses of hearing and vision actually have a considerable overlap. During conversations, people's vision usually falls on the triangular area of the other person's face.
In addition to sound, facial expressions also convey certain information.
Not being able to see people's faces clearly naturally gave the illusion of not being able to hear clearly.
It could be said that wearing glasses could enhance hearing to some extent, which was very scientific!
"Alright, everyone should have no more doubts, right! Let's start lining up for eye tests now, and those who want to buy them can pay and register! Full payment in advance, delivery within seven days!"
At this time, everyone stopped asking questions and silently started lining up.
It was better to try it out themselves than to listen to him, and if it was good, they would buy it!
During the eye test process, a group of people naturally exclaimed and shouted again, and most of them participated in the registration and pre-order.
A small number of people may not have found suitable glasses.
The rest were the eunuchs who were responsible for writing down the names and the serial numbers of the matching lenses.
Li Yuanzhao was responsible for collecting the money, and he was as happy as anything, feeling very happy in his heart. Following Lao Fang was so great! The money was coming like it was blown in by the wind!
Fang Zheng calmly drank tea, glancing over from time to time.
Suddenly, a familiar figure broke into his sight!
Guo Tianyang twisted his butt and rushed to the scene. Seeing Fang Zheng, he immediately came over and whispered: "Brother, His Majesty invites you!"
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