Royal Gold Medal County Magistrate
#504 - Chapter 503 Shameless Villain Fang Zhengyi
Chu Youyi's big eyes were filled with shock, and a misty vapor vaguely appeared.
What Fang Zheng said was too harsh!
In this day and age, women consider thinness to be beautiful. Calling her fat is a pure insult, isn't it?
Moreover, no one has ever said such harsh words to her before! Even Chu Qinghan, who has always been strict with her, hasn't said that!
"Fang Tangjing, I think you're really crazy! Go home today, immediately! Right now! Pack your things and get out!" Chu Youyi shouted.
"But you really are fat," Fang Zheng said, spreading his hands, looking very helpless.
"Are you blind? No one has ever said that this young lady is fat!" Chu Youyi trembled with anger, her slightly bulging chest heaving up and down.
Frankly speaking, Fang Zheng didn't think she was fat at all.
Apart from her bust being a little small, her proportions were very balanced, and her appearance was also very cute.
After all, with Tifa as a benchmark, her figure couldn't be too bad.
However, he had borrowed public funds for his own use, so he could only lie through his teeth.
Seeing that she was furious, Fang Zheng was afraid of over-stimulating her, so he tilted his head and thought, "Second Miss is the second most beautiful woman I've ever seen. The only flaw is that she's fat, really fat!"
"Then who is the most beautiful!" Chu Youyi's attention was quickly diverted.
"Your sister! Eldest Miss! Hmm, she's simply perfect!" Fang Zheng nodded affirmatively.
"Heh, sweet talk! My sister weighs even less than me, stop trying to fool me!" Chu Youyi put her hands on her hips, staring at him fiercely.
"A pig bladder is also light, but it swells up big!" Fang Zheng shook his head regretfully, "I, Lao Fang, am straightforward. Didn't you see me scolding Lu Xiuwen as soon as I saw him? I wouldn't lie to you about this. Perhaps no one in the Chu family has ever said you're fat, but no one at home has ever said my handwriting is ugly! Who would talk about shortcomings in front of a cripple? Especially family members?"
"Even if you talk until the sky falls apart today, I won't believe you! I'm going to tell my sister that you're abusing me!" Chu Youyi sneered, but her hand unconsciously touched her waist twice.
This little action naturally didn't escape Fang Zheng's eyes.
She's guilty! She's guilty! That makes things easier!
Fang Zheng flicked his sleeve, and two copper coins fell into his palm. Then, he grabbed a passerby.
He pulled him between the two, pointed at Chu Youyi, and asked the passerby, "Is she very fat?"
The passerby was inexplicably grabbed, still confused. Suddenly, he felt two round copper coins in his palm. He looked at Chu Youyi, paused, and said, "Fat!"
What!?!?
Chu Youyi was instantly struck by lightning!
A randomly grabbed passerby opened his mouth and said she was fat!
He had just passed by, how could Fang Tangjing have arranged it in advance?
Fang Zheng waved his hand and let the passerby go.
Then, he started grabbing the second one.
"Is she very fat?"
"Very fat!"
"Is she..."
He grabbed four passersby in a row, spending eight copper coins. Everyone said she was fat.
Fang Zheng secretly felt lucky, and a cold sweat broke out in his heart.
Fortunately, they were all passersby with normal intelligence, and he didn't grab any fools or idiots.
Three men make a tiger! Looking at Chu Youyi again, her face was already pale, deeply immersed in self-doubt. Her steps were also a little unsteady, and she involuntarily took two steps back.
Then, her eyes lost their focus, and she murmured, "I'm really very fat...? Impossible... impossible, right?"
Seeing her look like her worldview had been shattered, the heinous Fang Zheng couldn't help but comfort her, "Second Miss, this world is full of lies. Honesty is a valuable quality, and I just happen to have it!"
"To be honest, a beautiful woman like you, everyone wants to protect you. Naturally, no one wants to say things that will make you sad. I'm no exception, but I've always been very honest since I was a child, and I can't control my mouth! I'm really sorry! How about... we go to Yuhua Restaurant for dinner now?"
Chu Youyi smiled miserably, "Have dinner? What's the point of having dinner? I don't want to eat!"
"Liar! You're all liars! You've been keeping me in the dark since I was a child... If you hadn't told me today, wouldn't I have been a fool for the rest of my life?"
"No need to be sorry... I misunderstood you. I'm the one who should be sorry."
Fang Zheng nodded slightly....
"Second Miss, you should still eat something, how about some Yangchun noodles."
He had already set his sights on Yangchun noodles. They were cheaper here than in the capital, only three copper coins and free soup.
The public funds he had left were enough!
Chu Youyi shook her head, looking dejected, "I'm not eating, I want to lose weight."
"Second Miss, if you trust me, listen to me. You can't lose weight if you don't eat enough! I've helped many people lose weight successfully, and I have experience in this area. If you starve yourself, you'll inevitably binge eat one day, and you'll gain even more weight then," Fang Zheng struck a pose as a senior weight loss expert.
Looking at Fang Zheng speaking so logically, a glimmer of hope flashed in Chu Youyi's eyes, "Really?"
"Really! If your weight isn't heavy, but you still look fat, then it's the easiest to lose! Losing one pound of weight will look like others losing several pounds. Trust me, I'm right! Let's eat and chat!"
He couldn't let her starve! It would be a great sin if something happened to her body, and she was still developing. After all, Brother Fang still had a bottom line as a court official.
"Okay, I'll listen to you!" It was rare to find an honest person willing to tell the truth, and Chu Youyi had a little more trust in him.
The two sat down at the stall, and Fang Zheng beckoned, "Boss, two bowls of Yangchun noodles, with lots of scallions and oil!"
"Won't eating oil make me fat?" Chu Youyi looked worried, now feeling like everything she ate would make her fat.
"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing, listen to my arrangements!"
"Okay."
Two bowls of steaming noodles were served, and Chu Youyi's expression twisted as she looked at the Yangchun noodles.
Fang Zheng found it a little funny. This pampered little beauty probably wasn't used to these rough foods.
Yangchun noodles, as a classic dish that often appears on TV, are actually terribly unappetizing, not much different from noodles boiled in plain water.
There was a huge gap between ancient and modern times. Later generations' improved versions added a lot of lard and MSG, but the stall owners now were reluctant to add salt, let alone oil. It could only be said that it had a slight salty flavor. This was the food for the lowest-level people to fill their stomachs, so naturally it wasn't very delicious.
Fang Zheng had eaten Yangchun noodles a lot before, and he was also hungry after a morning, so he buried his head and started to devour them, quickly finishing half a bowl of noodles.
Chu Youyi hadn't even touched a bite, just looking pitifully at the bowl of noodles.
"Eat! The noodles are getting soggy, eat Yangchun noodles to lose weight!" Seeing that she wasn't moving, Fang Zheng quickly urged her.
Hearing that eating noodles would help her lose weight, Chu Youyi reluctantly picked up her chopsticks and ate the noodles one by one.
"Actually, you really don't need to worry! With me helping you, you'll definitely be able to lose weight successfully in a few days! Then you'll be able to surpass Eldest Miss and become the most beautiful woman in the city!" Fang Zheng drew a pie while eating, and Chu Youyi couldn't help but fall into the fantasy of becoming the most beautiful woman... revealing an idiotic smile.
Then, he began to talk about carbohydrates, fats, proteins, vitamins, the Mediterranean diet, insulin, the dietary balance pagoda... combining Chinese and Western knowledge, throwing everything he had in his brain at her.
Chu Youyi's eyes sparkled!
Although she didn't understand what he was saying at all, she just felt like it was very impressive!
It could be seen that he really had in-depth research on weight loss? That must be it! Sure enough, he was professional! Authoritative!
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Fang Zheng ate and talked, finishing the noodles. He wiped his mouth and said intentionally or unintentionally, "By the way, do you have any special foods that you love to eat, but Eldest Miss won't let you eat?"
Chu Youyi said, "Yes, my sister always tells me to eat less snacks, saying that eating too much is bad for my health, but I still eat them often. I love to eat snacks."
"Hmm hmm! Not bad, Eldest Miss is right! You can't eat snacks anymore, fatty!"
"Then I won't eat snacks in the future. I'm full, I don't want to eat these noodles anymore!" Chu Youyi pushed the bowl of noodles away, with a look of disgust.
Fang Zheng looked at her bowl of noodles, only about a third of which had been eaten, and couldn't help but feel extremely uncomfortable.
It was an old habit, he couldn't have leftovers in front of him. He hadn't changed this habit even after he became rich. Usually, Zhang Biao would sweep everything away at home.
Now, there was a large bowl of noodles left in front of him, and Fang Zheng felt like ants were crawling on him!
After hesitating for a while, he finally pointed to Chu Youyi's noodles and said, "Give me these noodles if you're not going to eat them."
"Ah? ... Uh... Then I'll give them to you. Are you not full?" Chu Youyi's face turned red.
Fang Zheng didn't speak, took her bowl, and finished the remaining noodles in a dozen or so mouthfuls, his stomach feeling a little uncomfortable.
Chu Youyi looked at him with a red face, feeling a bit strange in her heart.
Her leftovers were eaten in front of her... What was this all about....
Fang Zheng wiped his mouth and continued, "In addition to exercise, the most important thing in dietary weight loss is to rely on a mental technique! Without a mental technique, you definitely can't succeed!"
"What mental technique?" Chu Youyi stared at him with burning eyes.
Fang Zheng smiled slightly, "It's very simple! That is, you must not tell anyone that you are losing weight! The so-called success depends on secrecy, and failure on revealing, that's the principle! Second Miss, you will definitely lose weight quickly, maybe you can succeed in less than ten days. We must lose weight quietly, and then amaze everyone!"
"Well said! I want to lose weight quietly! And then amaze everyone!" Chu Youyi clenched her fist excitedly, her eyes full of hope...
........
In the evening, inside Chu Qinghan's study.
Chu Youyi stood weakly in front of Chu Qinghan. Chu Qinghan couldn't help but smile and said, "What's wrong? Are you so tired after your first day at the academy? How was your study today? Did you give the wine to Headmaster Shen?"
Chu Youyi stared at her toes and said softly, "It was okay, I gave the wine."
"Why didn't you eat dinner tonight? You ate at Yuhua Restaurant at noon, right? Did you eat too much?"
"Um... I'm not hungry, I can't eat anything."
"How about Fang Tangjing? Did he cause any trouble or do anything to annoy you?"
"Ah, he's fine. Why do you have so many questions, sister?" Chu Youyi said impatiently.
Chu Qinghan sighed softly and said, "Youyi, Father is not in good health now, and Big Brother is like that. Mother doesn't understand these things, so if I don't care about you, who will? I'm responsible for so much of the family business now, and I'm already very tired. I just hope you can read more books, be sensible, and help me in the future. Otherwise, how can our Chu family continue to survive?"
"Don't think I'm annoying. I don't want to nag you either. If you're tired, go back and rest."
Chu Youyi drooped her head and nodded twice, then hesitated and asked, "Sister... do you think a man can go to... a brothel twenty times in a month?"
"What?" Chu Qinghan's expression gradually became serious: "What nonsense are you talking about?"
"Uh... it's nothing, I heard my classmates chatting, I was just curious!"
Chu Qinghan was relieved and shook her head helplessly: "Don't ask about such boring things, focus on your studies!"
"Oh, then I'm leaving." Chu Youyi nodded and left the room worriedly.
As soon as she left, Chu Qinghan immediately said to the maid beside her: "Bring Fang Tangjing here."
Soon, Fang Zheng Yi, wearing a blue shirt and hat, arrived at Chu Qinghan's study again: "Miss, do you need me for something?"
"Yes, how did the Second Miss behave at the academy today? How much silver did she spend at Yuhua Restaurant at noon?"
"She behaved very well! She looked exhausted... But she went to Yuhua Restaurant and spent all her money." Fang Zheng Yi's expression looked very tangled.
"Nonsense!" Chu Qinghan raised her eyebrows: "Youyi only spends a little over one or two taels of silver each time she goes to Yuhua Restaurant, there must be some left. Where did the rest of the money go?"
"This..." Fang Zheng Yi's expression showed a bit of "panic", then he gritted his teeth and said: "Miss... to be honest, the Second Miss, she... she bought a lot of snacks to eat and didn't let me tell you."
Snacks?
Chu Qinghan's expression softened slightly: "So that's how it is... That makes sense! No wonder she didn't eat dinner! You did a good job, but you must not hide it for her again in the future. If there are any special circumstances, you must take the initiative to come back and tell me."
Fang Zheng Yi responded verbally, and suddenly said with a thought: "There is really one special thing. The Second Miss seems to have taken a fancy to a young master. I think the Miss should pay attention to him, his name is Lu Xiuwen."
After Fang Zheng Yi finished speaking, he looked up and observed Chu Qinghan. He thought she would be unhappy, but he didn't expect her to show a bit of joy.
"I know Young Master Lu. He has a good family background and is also a person with both virtue and talent. You don't need to worry about this matter, just take care of Youyi's life and studies. Here are two taels of silver, you can't buy her any more snacks tomorrow, remember?" Chu Qinghan said with a smile.
That Lu Xiuwen can also be considered a good match. He and Youyi have also met many times. If they can really be brought together, it would be an unexpected joy!
Fang Zheng Yi curled his lips.
Remember, she can't eat snacks, so I'll buy the snacks and eat them myself!
Are these sisters' blindness also hereditary? Where does that Lu Xiuwen kid have both virtue and talent? It's all fake.
If they really hook up, wouldn't Chu Youyi's IQ be screwed to death?
But fortunately, the embezzlement of public funds has been muddled through.
Whatever else happens, let it be. I'll help if I can!
"Okay, Miss, put your heart in your stomach, I will definitely arrange everything for the Second Miss clearly!"
........
The next morning, Fang Zheng Yi stood outside the Chu family's gate, squinting his eyes at the rising sun, his thoughts surging.
It's another bright day. Go to the academy, first collect tuition fees from the schoolboys, and then continue to draw marks in the city.
At noon, I have to take Chu Youyi to eat Yangchun noodles... hiss~ Isn't it too much for her?
She's just a simple beautiful girl!
Even the evil Fang Zheng Yi inevitably has moments of self-reflection.
While he was thinking, Chu Youyi came out of the gate and called out when she saw Fang Zheng Yi: "Fang Tangjing, it's time to go."
"Second Miss, did you eat this morning?"
"I didn't eat, how dare I eat? I'll just have some Yangchun noodles for lunch." Chu Youyi said in a low voice.
"Second Miss, don't be afraid, I still have a way to speed up weight loss?" Fang Zheng Yi led her forward, gradually leaving the scope of the Chu family.
"What way, tell me quickly? Can you stop walking?"
"Exercise! Weight training is faster for weight loss! Come, carry your own book box!"
......
Changed girlfriends, going to buy new flake fish food for the new girlfriends tonight, the update may be later, here's a chapter first.
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