Royal Gold Medal County Magistrate

On the stage, the backdrop was pink, with gauzy curtains and drapes.

The Queen of the Women's Kingdom sat at her dressing table, meticulously combing her hair.

She had already sent someone to summon the Holy Monk to meet her.

No one knew what kind of romantic affair would unfold in the next scene.

The entire audience held their breath, and even Fang Zheng couldn't help but feel a little anticipation.

It had to be said that this was much more interesting than being in a movie theater, with a full sense of immersion!

Especially since he was sitting in a VIP seat.

Just as the Queen of the Women's Kingdom began to monologue on stage, expressing her inner thoughts, Li Yansong and others suddenly appeared beside Emperor Jing.

The moment they saw Emperor Jing, tears almost fell from their eyes. It was good as long as His Majesty was safe...

Li Yansong said excitedly in a low voice, "Your Majesty! You really are here!"

Emperor Jing glanced sideways, his expression calm as he looked at them: "Oh, you've come? Don't disturb others from watching the play."

Although the stage was high, Li Yansong and the others standing might still block the view of the audience in the back rows.

Hearing Emperor Jing's instructions, Li Yansong and the others hurriedly bowed and said, "Your Majesty, your old ministers were so anxious looking for you. Everyone was worried and hoping for your return. Even if you wanted to come to Pingwan County, you should have told your old ministers! Why did you decide on a whim?"

Emperor Jing said, "Am I not safe and sound now? What are you worried about? With Zhang Biao and Zheng Yi here, can I be in danger?"

Speaking of Fang Zheng, Li Yansong glared at him: "Fang Zheng! Why didn't you stop him and bring His Majesty to such a crowded place?"

Fang Zheng looked at Guo Tianyang, who was pretending to look around at the scenery, and shrugged helplessly.

You dead eunuch, you didn't explain a word! You put all the blame on me?

Seeing that Fang Zheng didn't speak, Li Yansong said in a low voice again: "Please, Your Majesty, come out with us. The others are waiting for you outside."

Emperor Jing raised his hand and said, "Not in a hurry, let them wait. As for you, you've come at the right time. Tell me about any interesting things you've seen in Xinzhang County."

Li Yansong sighed helplessly and could only obey. He glanced at the boring play on stage and began to narrate in a low voice.

Emperor Jing also gave up watching the play and listened with his eyes slightly closed.

The plot on the stage was about to reach its climax, and Tang Monk was about to meet the Queen of the Women's Kingdom.

Fang Zheng wasn't worried about anything else, he held his breath and watched the play intently.

The door to the Queen of the Women's Kingdom's boudoir was knocked on. The queen's heart was in turmoil, and she looked expectantly at the door, clutching her chest.

Suddenly!

A filthy monk emerged, holding a broken palm-leaf fan and wearing a lewd grin.

"Beauty, this humble monk has come!"

What the hell! Xu Xian!

Fang Zheng's pupils shook.

What the hell is this?

Why is Xu Xian everywhere? Is the Legend of the White Snake intruding into Journey to the West? What's going on?

The Queen of the Women's Kingdom immediately became vigilant: "Who are you? Guards!"

Xu Xian smiled slightly: "This humble monk is Ji Dian. I heard that the queen is extremely beautiful and came here to kiss her beautiful face."

"No need to call, this humble monk has already sealed this place with magic. It's useless even if you shout your throat out."

The Queen of the Women's Kingdom panicked and hid on the bed.

As he spoke, Xu Xian took off his monk's robe, revealing his filthy body, and said lewdly as he walked: "Beauty, why are you hiding?"

"This humble monk's good body is placed in front of you. You may not be moved the first time you see it, and you may not be moved the tenth time you see it, but I don't believe you can hold it in past the first day of the month, or past the fifteenth!"

Damn! What kind of overconfident demon monk is this?

Fang Zheng panicked and cold sweat slowly flowed down his forehead.

Seeing that Emperor Jing was still listening to Li Yansong, he felt a little relieved.

No, when will this damn plot end?

Everything went smoothly on this trip to Pingwan County, but he had to stumble in the theater!

Fang Zheng was thinking, but when he looked up, he saw Guo Tianyang, Yang Yingcai, and others looking at him with narrowed eyes and mocking expressions.

Looking back, the faces of the people watching the play were full of excitement, but they didn't show any surprise.

Damn, miscalculated!

It seems that the good sales of the Women's Kingdom tickets were because the audience was coming for Xu Xian.

Fang Zheng felt annoyed, but helplessly turned back to continue watching the play.

The Queen of the Women's Kingdom had nowhere to retreat and leaned against the wall, saying sternly: "The Holy Monk will come to save me soon. If you know what's good for you, get out of here!"

Xu Xian didn't panic at all, rubbing his hands and saying: "Holy Monk? Are you talking about Tang Monk! This humble monk is here for him. It's good that he's coming. There's a restriction outside Mount Ling. When this humble monk kills him and impersonates him, he'll take Sun Wukong to the Western Paradise to get the scriptures and directly overturn Mount Ling!"

Fang Zheng wanted to cry but had no tears.

What the hell is this? Can Xu Xian be so wild? My worldview is shattered. What kind of mental state did the screenwriter have to write this kind of thing...

However, hearing Mount Ling, Fang Zheng had a flash of inspiration.

He suddenly remembered a play he had seen with the Crown Prince before, where Xu Xian led Sun Wukong to attack Mount Ling... (Chapter 120, Chapter 273)

Damn! This is a prequel, and the timeline is correct?!

The performance continued.

Xu Xian's claws were about to reach the Queen of the Women's Kingdom.

Unexpectedly, the queen pulled out a pair of scissors from the bed and placed them directly against her throat.

Raising her head, she said sadly: "Stop, if you come any closer, I will commit suicide!"

"Ai..." The audience's voices were full of disappointment.

This is too cliché!

Xu Xian took two steps back and said gloomily: "You're not willing to submit to this humble monk?"

"I would rather die than submit!"

"Hehehe... Good! I like chaste women! Since you're not sensible, then this humble monk will take good care of you and let you see my amazing methods!"

Fang Zheng: "......"

After Xu Xian finished speaking, he waved his hand, and the scissors in the Queen of the Women's Kingdom's hand fell directly.

The whole person lay straight on the bed, and it seemed that she was being casted by a spell, unable to move.

The Queen of the Women's Kingdom panicked: "What do you want to do?"

Xu Xian reached out to the broken pocket around his waist, took it out and sprinkled it, scattering yellow beans all over the floor.

A group of soldiers in golden armor ran out from the back of the stage in a line.

Then Xu Xian grinned and said: "Xu Xian hates wasting things the most in his life. Every grain of rice in the bowl must be eaten clean..."

"How dare you!" The Queen of the Women's Kingdom said desperately, already thinking of the worst-case scenario.

Xu Xian turned to look at the golden-armored soldiers he had just conjured with yellow beans and asked: "She asked if I dared, do you dare?"

"We dare to do anything with the Holy Monk's order!" "Yes, that's right!"

"Good! Listen to my orders, line up outside!"

"hè~~!" The entire audience gasped, their flushed faces filled with the word 'pervert'.

Fang Zheng was completely numb, and his heart was bleeding.

This is the consequence of not having supervision!

Turning beans into soldiers and holding an orgy, and even lining up...

Turning his head to see the reaction of Emperor Jing and the others, all he saw were several red faces with cold expressions.

"Your Majesty, let me explain...."

"No need to explain, get out of here!"