Rules-related weird stories: 4016
#174 - A group of fake Wei Liang inhuman classmates
Chapter 173 A Group of… "Fake Wei Liang Non-Human Classmates"
Wei Liang rolled his eyes, speechless. "Alright, alright, I'm really giving in to you. I'm going in first."
He took a deep breath, struck a dashing sword-drawing pose, swiped his card to open the door with lightning speed, and then, as the door opened just a crack, he twisted his body like a nimble fish, slipping into the dormitory with a whoosh.
Lin Yi swiftly closed the dormitory door.
The moment that door was shut, his expression turned as gloomy as a changing face, and the look of emotion that had filled his face vanished like melting snow.
"Damn it, couldn't you let me be touched for a little longer?"
He took off his school uniform and slowly wrapped it around his hands like a boxer wrapping bandages.
His gaze slowly shifted, looking towards a certain spot behind him.
It was the path he had walked when he came, a path shrouded in the soft, orange-yellow light cast by the fluorescent lamps.
And now, on this path, several entities that looked like classmates but were clearly non-human, were walking towards him with a kind of fragmented and stiff gait, like puppets controlled by crude hands, their forms resembling the faceless nurses from Silent Hill.
One, two, three…
Lin Yi slowly narrowed his eyes, his face gradually becoming solemn. In that curved corridor, the non-human classmates seemed to emerge endlessly.
And when their faces were revealed in the light, Lin Yi's pupils couldn't help but fluctuate violently.
Wei Liang!
These non-human classmates, one after another, were all in Wei Liang's likeness!
Except some were fatter Wei Liangs, some were thinner Wei Liangs, and none of their facial features were completely accurate, but no matter how you looked at them, they all had Wei Liang's outline, and between their brows, they were all filled with the words "I am Wei Liang."
It was as if a group of examinees, based on their understanding of "Wei Liang", had used their own methods to create the Wei Liang that "they saw."
"Sculpture class."
The words suddenly exploded in Lin Yi's mind, and his intuition told him that this might be related to the so-called "sculpture class"!
[The school has independent classrooms for art classes, but no sculpture classes are offered.
If someone claiming to be an art student invites you to experience a sculpture class, please ignore him.
If you cannot ignore him, please refuse him seriously.
If you cannot refuse, please inform the class teacher, sports students, or the sports teacher at all costs.]
The only things related to the sculpture class in the rules were just those few sentences, and no basis could be found at all.
Lin Yi thought of the change in Wei Liang's skin tone, how he turned into a living dead state with a bluish-gray skin tone when his layers fell off, which was extremely similar to sculpture, yet completely different…
"What exactly is going on?
Could it be that… Liangzi stirred up something when he came last time?
And what are these non-human classmates who resemble him so much?"
These "Fake Wei Liang Non-Human Classmates" passed by dormitory 1410 one after another, passed by dormitory 1411, and then all stopped in front of him.
"I am Wei Liang, my student ID number is X0230506096, I am on my way back to the dormitory…"
"I am Wei Liang, my student ID number is…"
They murmured to themselves one by one, but the real Wei Liang had already entered the dormitory.
"Lao Lin… let me through, I want to go back to the dormitory… I want to go back to the dormitory…"
One of the "Fake Wei Liang Non-Human Classmates" closest to Lin Yi said dryly, while groping in his pocket.
"I… I lost my student ID… I lost my student ID!"
"Lao Lin, you, you open the door quickly, don't let that fake person spend the night with you…"
"You quickly open the door, I… I'll go drag him out and kill him!"
It approached Lin Yi as it spoke.
"Lolis have three good qualities, light body, soft… ?" Lin Yi looked at it and suddenly said.
"Ah?"
It paused mechanically, as if this question exceeded its logic. It thought for a while, and immediately said again, "Lao Lin, you quickly open the door… I lost my student ID… Someone picked up my student ID and went in…"
"Lao Lin… Puff—"
A fist as big as a sandbag, wrapped in a school uniform, slammed heavily into its face, blasting it away and knocking it to the ground with a crooked neck, along the way knocking down several fake Wei Liangs.
Whether Lin Yi's strength was too great or their physical structure was too fragile, this punch, with twenty years of skill, directly broke its neck, half of its head drooping to the side, the neck area a circle of hideous plaster-like gaps, like an open mouth.
"Too bad, you're not him."
Lin Yi spat, ruthlessly shattering its self-awareness that it believed [I am Wei Liang].
Hearing this, the fake Wei Liang still wanted to struggle, but unexpectedly, the other fake Wei Liangs around him also began to shout: [Too bad you're not him, too bad you're not him… ]
[I am Wei Liang, I am Wei Liang!]
[No! I am the one, I am Wei Liang, my student ID number is 0230506096!]
The other fake Wei Liangs shouted, their anchoring of self-awareness was actually based on shattering the cognition of their companions!
And the fake Wei Liang whose neck was twisted, trembled violently, struggling like a dying patient foaming at the mouth.
As its cognition was shattered, wisps of pure white mist continuously seeped out of its torn neck, and then some of the fake Wei Liangs who were slowly walking from the curved passage were attracted by this mist, stretching their necks and turning their heads to suck up this mist.
As the mist dissipated and was sucked away, the fake Wei Liang's body, which was already trembling severely, suddenly became even more violent. It struggled to crawl in the corridor, struggling to crawl away along the direction it came from.
Seeing its frantic and trembling appearance, Lin Yi strongly suspected that it would die on the spot after crawling a certain distance.
But fortunately, its departure took away a part of the fake Wei Liangs.
The remaining fake Wei Liangs began to approach Lin Yi, but unfortunately they were too fake, that kind of inferior self-anchoring method could not even be called anchoring, it was not as accurate as "self-deception", and this method of self-deception was as easily affected by external factors as a fox spirit asking for a title.
Lin Yi took advantage of this point, and after some verbal sparring, directly disturbed these non-human classmates with insufficient intelligence, their facial features flying around, as if even the charm of Wei Liang could not be maintained.
Some of the non-human classmates who were really "disobedient" and still tried to approach the door of dormitory 1414, Lin Yi unceremoniously invited them to a hearty meal of sandbag-sized fists.
However, Lin Yi glanced at the end of the passage and found that the fake Wei Liangs who had been emerging endlessly from the corner of the corridor finally seemed to have run out, and no longer emerged, and the remaining ones were all pushing and shoving each other in this passage, making the already not spacious passage instantly crowded.
Lin Yi decided to give them a strong dose.
First, he glanced at the dormitory doorplate to confirm it was "1414". Then, he reached into his pocket to check the location of his student ID.
After that, he took a deep breath and began his elaborate maneuver—he took off the school uniform he had wrapped around his hand, set it aside, and then took out the Death Note, tearing off a piece of paper and folding it to the size of a student ID.
He began to imagine a distorted and grotesque image of Li Huiyuan in his mind, while constantly muttering: "I am Li Huiyuan, my student ID is X0230507046, I am at the entrance of dormitory 1401… I am Li Huiyuan, my student ID is…"
As he chanted this sentence, it was fine at first, but after he had said it more than a dozen times, a truly absurd thought emerged in his mind—"I am Li Huiyuan, I really am Li Huiyuan…"
Lin Yi's pupils trembled slightly. His reason told him that he couldn't continue. If he continued, the anchoring of his self-identity would be problematic.
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But at this moment, he also began to hear the sound of [I am Li Huiyuan, my student ID is X0230507046, I am at the entrance of dormitory 1401] in his ears. And the original sounds of [I am Wei Liang, my student ID is X0230506096, I am on my way back to the dormitory] were gradually drowned out by this sound…
"It really works, but… it's not enough!" Lin Yi looked at the fake Wei Liangs. He saw that some of those who started chanting [I am Li Huiyuan] really began to transform into the distorted and grotesque image of Li Huiyuan that he had envisioned in his mind, and the charm that originally belonged to Wei Liang was constantly fading…
It's like the proctor saying, "What you drew is not Wei Liang at all, it's clearly Li Huiyuan," so now these fake Wei Liangs can't get Wei Liang's points. But if they can draw Li Huiyuan, they can still get points…
"It's useful… it's useful!!!" Lin Yi rejoiced in his heart, enduring the distortion of his self-identity and continuing to roar this sentence in his mind, and even making the image of Li Huiyuan in his mind more abstract and distorted…
The strategist enters the game himself!
Gradually, almost all of the fake Wei Liangs began to become disfigured, and their shapes became closer and closer to the appearance of Li Huiyuan that Lin Yi had depicted in his mind. Lin Yi's own breathing also became heavier and heavier. He could feel that he was having problems, but since it was a "problem he could be aware of", then the problem was not too big…
Finally, Lin Yi felt that he was about to become the Li Huiyuan that he himself had identified. He let out a low roar, threw the school uniform wrapped in paper out of his hand, and screamed: "Ah… my student ID!!!"
"Swish—"
Each and every one of the disfigured, inhuman students suddenly stood up, like hamsters smelling food and drawing a parabola from the top of their heads, all turning their necks and looking down at the school uniform ball.
In the next moment, they poured out of the nest. Each of them had distorted and deformed limbs. A dozen or twenty people pushed and squeezed in a narrow corridor, scrambling and rolling towards the school uniform ball, each trying to grab it, as if they could really seize their identity by getting it.
But the school uniform was quickly torn into countless pieces in the scramble, and the piece of paper inside was nowhere to be found. Despite this, all the fake Wei Liangs did not care about the existence of the paper, but instead scrambled for the fragments of the school uniform, as if even the fragments of the school uniform and the paper were indistinguishable.
[Where is it! Where is it?!]
[Mine!]
[No, mine!!]
They argued, scrambled, and fought each other. Seeing the scene becoming more and more chaotic, Lin Yi, breathing heavily, revealed a smile of successful treachery, and then suddenly opened his mouth and said: "Hey, Wei Liang."
"Hey, I'm playing here!" The inhuman students who were originally scrambling for the fragments of the school uniform suddenly responded, but they immediately froze for a moment, and the movements in their hands all stiffened.
Lin Yi quickly added fuel to the fire: "Aren't you… Li Huiyuan?"
"I am Wei Liang, he is Li Huiyuan."
"No, I am Wei Liang, you are Li Huiyuan, Li Huiyuan doesn't look like you!"
"Bullshit… Li Huiyuan doesn't look like you either. Li Huiyuan should look like me, but… I seem to be Wei Liang, I am Wei Liang, why do I look like Li Huiyuan?"
"You are not Wei Liang, you are Li Huiyuan!"
"Bullshit, it is neither Wei Liang nor Li Huiyuan, it is… it is me! I am you! Hehehe, hehehehe… Then who are you?"
"Bullshit, you are me, I am him, it is it, and it is it again… so we are all it!"
The inhuman students seemed to be caught in a circle without logic, squeezing out these dry words from their distorted faces, and their shapes became more and more broken, losing the depiction of Wei Liang's charm, and not resembling Li Huiyuan at all. The key is that the Li Huiyuan that Lin Yi portrayed in his mind started directly with distortion and grotesqueness as the first requirement…
So the fake Wei Liangs' cognition of their own identity swayed and twisted between Wei Liang and Li Huiyuan, and finally completely collapsed.
This was originally the proctor saying, "What you drew is not Wei Liang at all, it's clearly Li Huiyuan," so those who couldn't draw Wei Liang began to draw Li Huiyuan, thinking that if they couldn't get Wei Liang's points, they could still get Li Huiyuan's points, but as they drew, the pattern on the paper turned into a mess of threads.
And the most annoying thing is that Lin Yi's own骚 operation almost affected him, which led to the current situation where the candidates finished answering the questions and handed in the papers, and the proctor suddenly overturned the table and said, Oh, I made a mistake in the questions!
All the candidates on the scene, none of you got any points.
Too cheap!
Too dog!
And after the inhuman students could not maintain their shape, they turned into a pile of mud-like things, as if they were all about to be stirred together. They finally had only one thought left—[I am at the entrance of dormitory 1401], so they wriggled and twisted, all rushing towards the direction of dormitory 1401…
Watching the figures collapse one by one, even the basic human form began to fail to anchor, gradually turning from inhuman students into inhuman students who looked like rubber men with their bones removed, Lin Yi was so excited that he was about to make a few inhuman dog barks.
Thank you to book friends "usjdnshhs" and "琳 skylark" for the reward!!
Sorry for the wait, everyone!
PS: Yesterday, the leader inspected all day, and I was exhausted. I didn't have time to touch the fish code, and I got home after eating at ten o'clock in the evening. I couldn't code it, so the update was late. I got up early this morning to code, just to try to get it done as soon as possible, please forgive me~
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