Rules-related weird stories: 4016

Lin Yi had a slip of the tongue and accidentally blurted out what was on his mind. By the time he wanted to take it back, it was already too late.

Li Huiyuan clenched her fists, her face almost buried in her chest, the top of her head as if black lines and small flames appeared:

"Aaaah! Lin Yi, I'm going to kill you!!!"

She bared her fangs and brandished her claws like a fire-breathing little devil, as if a cat had been stepped on its tail.

"Aaaah, I didn't say anything!" Lin Yi hugged his book and ran.

"Damn it, you're just making it obvious by acting like that!" Li Huiyuan chased after him fiercely.

The lifeless classroom seemed to have gained some vitality because of this.

The two of them frolicked back to Wei Liang's side.

Before they could even stand still, Wei Liang squirted lemon juice from his nostrils: "Oh my, I was wondering who was so mindless and short-lived, but it turns out it's Brother Lin~ You've finally finished picking your books, huh? I kept urging you, but it seems I disturbed your flirtatious mood~"

Lin Yi felt a chill and shivered violently: "Damn, what act are you putting on now, Eunuch Liang? Wasn't I picking books for you?"

"Tch, tch, tch… What Eunuch Liang? That's a proper Daiyu accent!" Wei Liang looked disgusted.

"It's so weird hearing a guy like you being so sarcastic. It's making me uncomfortable," Lin Yi said with disdain, handing the books over, "Here, your books."

"Aren't you going to read them?" Wei Liang had barely finished speaking when he slapped his own mouth a few times, "That's right, you kid has a cute two-dimensional cosplay girl following you now, you can't see anything else. I'm so jealous!"

"Okay, okay… I give up, okay?" Lin Yi raised his hands in surrender. Wei Liang and Li Huiyuan made him feel like he was under attack from both sides.

Lin Yi pulled out a chair and sat down with a thud, but Wei Liang stopped him.

"What are you doing, Liangzi?" Lin Yi was a little annoyed.

"No seating for couples and dogs," Wei Liang sneered.

Li Huiyuan quickly stood up straight, thinking that Boss Liang was really perceptive.

"Aren't we single dogs? Go, go, go! Hurry up and sit inside!" Lin Yi didn't care about Wei Liang's nonsense and directly used his butt to nudge Wei Liang. Wei Liang couldn't resist and could only shrink into the two seats while holding his books.

Li Huiyuan pouted and could only sit down as well.

Before Wei Liang could even open his book, Lin Yi asked, "Liangzi, did anything happen in the dormitory last night?"

Wei Liang frowned and pondered, "Isn't it just showering and sleeping? We were all in the dormitory, what else could we do?"

"Okay…" Wei Liang's answer disappointed Lin Yi, but he could also understand, because he suddenly realized that no matter how much he asked Wei Liang, it would be useless. Even if Wei Liang knew, he would say he didn't.

Wei Liang added, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing…" Lin Yi shook his head slightly and was about to end the topic when he suddenly thought of something and quickly asked, "By the way, did Young Master Tian and the others return to the dormitory?"

"You were the only one missing from the entire dormitory," Wei Liang said.

"Oh…" Lin Yi responded, "Then it's nothing, let's read."

Wei Liang said, "Let's go back to sleep earlier tonight. We can go back when it's almost time, so we don't end up unable to return like yesterday."

Lin Yi nodded.

Wei Liang then ignored him and started reading his H manga, but before he could finish even one page, he scratched his neck uncomfortably and looked at Lin Yi, saying very helplessly, "I say, you two… Can you please stop looking at me like that?"

"I'm just simply looking at something I'm interested in. The pressure is really on when you guys stare at me like this!"

Wei Liang gritted his teeth. It already felt uncomfortable being stared at by the proctor while writing a sentimental essay in the examination hall. Now, I'm appreciating a stimulating work of art, what are you two doing?!

Thinking that Wei Liang had an H manga in his hands, Lin Yi shrank his neck silently…

"Then I'll read for a while too," Lin Yi took two H manga and handed one to Li Huiyuan, "Or… do you want to flip through it too?"

Li Huiyuan glanced at the cover, her pretty face slightly flushed, her eyes darting around, and then she reached out and took the book.

Lin Yi opened the H manga and pretended to read it.

Before long, the only sound around them was the rustling of pages.

But in reality, Lin Yi wasn't reading. He only read for a while, casually skimming through a few pages, and then focused his attention on Wei Liang.

He really wanted to see how Wei Liang read H manga.

So, he deliberately put the book "Super Fierce Battle! The Secret Awakening of Magical Girls!" on top, and Wei Liang really did pick up that book and start reading it first, just as he had expected.

He calculated the time and then silently sensed the changes in Wei Liang while he was reading the H manga.

But, he still couldn't sense Wei Liang—he still couldn't sense his existence.

Only "seeing with his eyes" could see Wei Liang. Sensing? Non-existent, completely impossible.

It was too strange.

He had never felt that Wei Liang was so strange, but yet, he couldn't feel even a trace of suspicion or wariness towards Wei Liang, as if he had been programmed with the Three Laws of Robotics.

Regarding Wei Liang, he had a sense of trust that came from the depths of his soul.

Wei Liang didn't show any abnormalities while reading the H manga, so Lin Yi stopped observing Wei Liang, put away the books, and planned to find the class teacher - 040 to check the mountain man's check-in records or something.

But just as he was about to ask Li Huiyuan to get up so he could go out, he found that Li Huiyuan had almost buried her face deep in the pages of the H manga, her breathing was faintly rapid, and the tips of her ears, peeking out from her hair, had turned red.

"This girl…" Lin Yi's mouth twitched fiercely, "Is she getting this immersed?"

So, he quietly got up, intending to sneak out from between Wei Liang and Li Huiyuan, but as soon as he moved, Li Huiyuan moved like a frightened bird, frantically closing the book, and then leaned back in her chair with pursed lips, her little head seemingly still emitting heat…

"Uh… I didn't mean to disturb you, you continue, I'll be right back," Lin Yi said.

Li Huiyuan immediately became suspicious: "What are you going to do?"

Lin Yi pointed to the clothes beside him, which were the ones that the class teacher - 040 had temporarily given him to wear: "I'm going to return these to the teacher, and I also want to go and see other places in the teaching building."

"You're going to explore the teaching building again? No, you're actually going to find that woman?!" Li Huiyuan covered her eyes with her hands, her brows furrowed, and she suddenly became unhappy.

"I'm just doing something important…" Lin Yi said weakly.

"What kind of important thing needs to be 'done'?" Li Huiyuan said angrily, "No way, I'm going with you! Just consider it, just consider it… helping the boss supervise you!"

Having just detached himself from the H manga, Li Huiyuan was subtly influenced by some of the plot. She couldn't shake the feeling that Lin Yi and the homeroom teacher, -040, were up to something. Afraid of not being able to intimidate Lin Yi, she had no choice but to bring out the boss first.

"The boss told you to watch over me?" Hearing about the boss, Lin Yi's heart stirred slightly.

Li Huiyuan narrowed her eyes, clenched her fists, and gritted her teeth, making a "creak, creak" sound.

Damn it, is the boss's name really that useful? It's infuriating, infuriating!

Just you wait, Lin Yi. Don't let me catch you in physical education class, or I'll beat you to pieces and watch you slowly put yourself back together!

"If we're going together... then let's go together..." Lin Yi didn't know why, but he felt a kind of unwarranted guilt. But when he thought about how he was a righteous gentleman, his conscience wasn't so troubled.

So the two of them left their seats, went down the tiered classroom, opened the door, and left the classroom.

Lin Yi had already taken in the students in the classroom. Apart from Xu Shunkang and other sports students, there was no one worth noting among the trainee students who returned to the classroom later.

When Lin Yi and Li Huiyuan left the classroom, many people focused their attention on them.

For example, Xu Shunkang, and Shan Nan.

"Brother Xu, the relationship between Little Huiyuan and that Lin Yi seems to be quite good. They look like a couple to me," a sports student said softly.

Xu Shunkang pursed his lips and explained, "The boss said that Little Huiyuan was able to have the opportunity to become a sports student thanks to Lin Yi's help. On the day she was corrupted and had nowhere to turn, Lin Yi gave Little Huiyuan a lot of care."

"Even cats and dogs have a sense of dependence, let alone people?"

"Then doesn't that mean we don't have any chance at all?" another sports student asked softly.

"Chance?" Xu Shunkang was a little speechless, and his low mood was almost amused. "What time is it, and you're still thinking about these things?"

"Brother Xu, you can't say that..." The sports student said distressedly, "The gray fog invasion is frequent, and everyone gets nervous as soon as the sun goes down every day. They all want to have a sweet love in the relaxation time after the life-and-death battle..."

"Simple and pure, even Platonic love is fine..."

"There are too many monks and not enough porridge, and the brothers are all very frustrated..."

"Brother Xu, you don't want to be a single dog when you die in battle, do you?"

Seeing that the newly arrived little white sheep already had an owner, these people would be strange if they weren't exasperated.

Of course, as sports students, although they have a desire for love, it is not that strong after all. Most of the time, they just want to comfort their misplaced iron-blooded tenderness.

"Damn it, you can say whatever you want, but don't drag me into it! I'm different from you guys, I'm still pursuing Senior Sister Xia Lian!" Xu Shunkang waved his fist angrily.

"Speaking of this... Brother Xu, I saw that Sister Xia seems to be getting a little close to that kid over there..."

A sports student pointed to Wei Liang, who was indulging in H manga not far away.

"Of course I saw it too!" Xu Shunkang gritted his teeth, "But they are trainee students, and they'll be gone in seven days. At most, he has one more physical education class tomorrow, and after that, they'll be strangers. What am I afraid of?"

Xu Shunkang planted a flag, with the domineering feeling of "Seventeen cards, can you beat me in seconds?!"

"Then Lin Yi wouldn't be..."

"Don't overthink Lin Yi. The boss kept him here first... The pollution on that kid is unfathomable. I don't understand how he can still survive with the identity of a 'trainee student'."

"With his current depth of pollution, if he leaves the campus smoothly, he definitely won't be able to leave the bus safely... The authorities won't let such a person wander outside the organizational structure."

"Brother Xu, are you saying that this Lin Yi is actually a sports student who was arranged to come here?"

"That's not what I meant." Xu Shunkang shook his head and said, "I'm just saying that if Lin Yi can't become one of us, then he will either be dealt with or integrated... There won't be a third situation."

"If he is dealt with, then it would be a real pity."

"Yeah." Xu Shunkang stopped talking, then took another look at Wei Liang, and frowned.

Could it be that Senior Sister Xia Lian likes this type?

Xu Shunkang secretly felt bad, thinking that he had only been focused on shining for Senior Sister Xia Lian, and hadn't secretly investigated Senior Sister Xia Lian's XP. Could it be that her XP was really hit by that rogue Wei Liang?

Damn it, I was too hasty...

Xu Shunkang's face was ugly, and he felt that the blue aura of the sports department in his body was a little green. He suddenly felt that there were so many worrying points about this gray fog invasion...

Just then, his eyes suddenly narrowed, and he saw Shan Nan, who had been sitting in the corner, suddenly stood up and seemed to be walking towards Wei Liang...

...

On the other side, Shan Nan had also been watching Lin Yi take Li Huiyuan out of the classroom before slowly putting away the tools in his hand, then scanning the classroom and refocusing his gaze on Wei Liang.

Then, he walked towards Wei Liang.

Wei Liang buried his head in his book, and didn't notice Shan Nan walking up to him at all.

"Hello," Shan Nan said, his tone low and slightly magnetic.

But Wei Liang didn't react at all.

"Hello."

"Hello..."

After calling out several times in a row, Wei Liang didn't react at all, just focusing on the content in the book.

"..." Shan Nan was silent for a while, then reached out and tapped on Wei Liang's desk.

"Tap tap!!"

Being disturbed while reading, Wei Liang reluctantly pulled his attention from the pages: "Hey, stop messing around, Lao Lin. You and Huihui went to... Eh, where's Lao Lin? Are you that Shan Nan?"

Shan Nan frowned slightly: "I'm not called 'Shan Nan', I'm called..."

"I don't care if you're called Wei or Chu Yuxun, don't bother me while I'm reading, I have a big temper when I wake up," Wei Liang warned, then started reading again.

But Shan Nan still said: "I feel like you're familiar, have we met somewhere before?"

Wei Liang had just looked at the pages, but when he heard this, he leaned back in his chair speechlessly: "Uncle, are you mistaken? I don't go out much, how could I have met you?"

Shan Nan stared at Wei Liang, his eyes aggressively sizing him up, as if he wanted to see through Wei Liang like an X-ray.

Shan Nan said: "Yesterday, a classmate in the class named 'Song Rentou' disappeared in the afternoon and hasn't appeared yet. Is it related to you?"