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Chapter 463: "Green Chef Ride," 0-100 km/h in 0.3 seconds

Lin Yi really wanted to drag the eerie art female teacher over, press her head into that pot, and fill it with the viscous white liquid, then question her, "Is this what you call 'Glorious Evolution'?"

Evolving from a beast of burden into another kind of beast of burden?!

Oh, no, that's not right—perhaps after 'Glorious Evolution,' they might have a chance to enter that 0.001%.

As his perception deepened, streams of information were gradually fed back into Lin Yi's mind.

A filthy and disgusting kitchen, so repulsive that it made him tremble and feel physically ill, appeared in his mind.

That kitchen was piled high with corpses, indistinguishable whether they were from humans, Nightwalkers, or other humanoid entities. They were randomly stacked there, black liquid seeping and flowing from under the pile of corpses…

Some of the larger pieces of meat were still wriggling slightly, and some meat seams had eyeballs growing out of them. The ends of those large eyeballs were connected to the meat with blood vessels and meridians, but at this moment, they seemed to be alive, rolling around.

Lin Yi immediately understood where the disgusting and nauseating smell he had encountered on the way here came from. This was the source.

Some green-aproned chefs nimbly grabbed some soft, wriggling pieces of corpses, chopping them up or turning them into noodle-like substances, and throwing them into a steaming bronze pot.

The pot was mostly rusted, with countless worm-like reliefs protruding from its surface. Swollen organic matter floated in the boiling, dark green soup, and some severed limbs kept rolling over under the propulsion of the bubbles…

When the green-aproned chefs stirred the prepared ingredients in the pot, some '咿咿呀呀' sounds mixed with bubbles emerged from the pot, like babies crying.

"Ugh… ugh…"

Lin Yi almost vomited; his stomach was churning violently.

After they fished out the cooked stuff, they would thoughtfully pour a slice of soul juice on top—the ketchup they got from the honeycomb-like holes.

"Could this be spaghetti with meat sauce? Ugh…"

Even though he had reached that level of understanding, seeing that scene with his own eyes still made Lin Yi feel as disgusted as possible.

But at the same time, a bizarre concept emerged in his mind—could this be behind window number ten of the food stall?

At this moment, the green-aproned chef finally moved, starting to walk in a direction away from the kitchen. As it moved, Lin Yi's perceptual field, radiating around it, also shifted and began to slowly move along the nearby walls.

When his perceptual tentacles spread over a certain area on the stone wall, he couldn't help but sense a strong sense of summoning, and he looked over in that direction.

In this grotto filled with mist, the rugged stone walls seemed to refract thousands of strands of wriggling light, like phosphorescent fire floating in an old forest on a summer night, with a hint of eerie color.

A trace of Lin Yi's will slowly floated out from the depths of the green-aproned chef's body, manipulating the green-aproned chef to look in that direction—the green-aproned chef didn't even realize that it had made this physical action.

When it turned to that direction, a flash of bright gold suddenly burst out from its gray-golden eyes—Lin Yi's will erupted through the body of another!

"Vision Insight," activate!

Perceptual tentacles, continue to follow!

With the dual blessing of vision and perception, he gradually cleared the mist and saw a strange corner in the depths of the distant grotto…

The phosphorescent light spots were not a light source, but a crystal-like substance, some teeth and finger bones embedded in the rock. But whether in shape or structure, they seemed to be quite different from the human body, and it was impossible to judge how that thing became like crystal.

On the stone wall around the bone-shaped crystal, there were also some strands stained with green viscous liquid. Following the source of the strands, Lin Yi saw a scene that made him shudder once again. A huge tumor-like aggregate hung from the dozens of meters high dome of the grotto, with thousands of remnants growing together in a way that violated anatomy…

The femurs of those corpses grew coral-like branches, the ribs squeezed out semi-melted visceral moss, and several suspended suspected female corpses were relatively well preserved, but their chests were wide open, and dark red "roots" as thick as pythons drilled out from between the fractured ribs…

The faces of the female corpses were half-hanging aside, growing together with some other structures. The contours of the faces made Lin Yi feel a burst of familiarity, seemingly Zhou Yuting, who had died a day ago.

Inside the pile of corpses, dozens of spines could be faintly seen connected end to end, forming some indescribable mutated structure. The nerve bundles covering the surface of the spine pulsed like blood-sucking vines…

Such a combination revealed a kind of flesh cybernetic heretical beauty.

On the huge pile of corpses, countless chain-like "roots" seemed to hang down, all of which were aggregated from corpses grown in a way that violated ordinary people's cognition. They floated and swayed, always drooping to near the ground of the grotto.

There, countless green-aproned chefs were busy cutting the "roots" with the knives at hand. Their faces wore eerie smiles, their eyes widened like copper bells, and the corners of their mouths grinned evilly to the roots of their ears.

They repeated the chopping movements at hand with fanaticism and greed, dissecting the corpse pieces from the "roots" with incomparable skill, and then transporting them to the direction of the Hell's Kitchen…

The ingredients cooked in that kitchen were actually "grown" on these roots!

The green-aproned chef, controlled by Lin Yi's "parasitic" will, was obviously about to join the dissection army at this moment.

When it approached and reached out to pull the "root", the skull at the end of the "root" suddenly twisted 180 degrees, and the mandible opened and closed, making a booming sound like a pipe organ bass stop…

"Living person! There's a living person!! There's a living person!!!"

The skull suddenly shouted loudly, and then the entire pile of corpses trembled, and rotten meat debris rustled down…

"Catch him!"

"Catch him!!"

Countless mouthparts in the pile of corpses began to shout, and the noisy sound vibrated the inner walls of the grotto like sound waves, and countless soil and stone debris followed and fell.

Inside the grotto, soil ash and mist blended together. If there were living people here, they would cough to death on the spot due to air pollution.

All the nearby green-aproned chefs stopped their original work in an instant, standing still like a crashed robot, while the green-aproned chef looked around in confusion, and didn't realize there was a problem with it at all.

Just then, the will that Lin Yi had injected into its body erupted completely. In an instant, it seized control of that body. Then, it raised its right arm, and the sky-blue aura that Lin Yi had previously injected into it surged out like a dam bursting. It intertwined wildly, eventually forming a sky-blue cleaver!

Lin Yi decisively waved the cleaver, hacking fiercely at a nearby 'root'!

Clang!

The blade cut into the flesh, but failed to sever the internal spine on the first strike.

Lin Yi was stunned for a moment. What the hell? How could it be so tough?!

After the initial shock, he immediately realized that this was, after all, the aura he had injected, not what his main body had unleashed. It wasn't unreasonable that the effect was several levels weaker.

So, while the surrounding green-aproned chefs were still in a 'crashed' state, he hacked fiercely at the spine again.

Clang! Clang! Clang!

He was like a butcher, chopping the pig bones along with the meat, hacking fiercely at this 'root'. Finally, on the third strike, the 'root' snapped with a 'crack'!

"Aww—"

The corpse pile trembled, and minced meat mixed with viscous liquid rained down, like a fool hiding under a tree after the rain, kicking the trunk and getting a face full of raindrops.

Lin Yi threw the severed 'root' on the ground and began hacking at another nearby 'root'.

The corpse pile howled, and the 'crashed' green-aproned chefs finally began to move, rushing towards Lin Yi's 'mount, Green Chef'!

From the shadows, they moved with terrifying speed, as if countless bolts of silk were wrapping around the Green Chef mount.

Lin Yi was hacking with enthusiasm, and seeing that the spine was finally about to break, he couldn't bear to give up. So, he gritted his teeth and delivered the final blow. Then, he tucked the two 'roots' under his armpits and began to repeatedly murmur—

"I am Lin Yi, I am lost, I should go outside the cafeteria, I want to escape from here…"

"I am Lin Yi, I am lost, I should go outside the cafeteria, I want to escape from here…"

"I am Lin Yi, I am…"

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As he spoke, he suppressed his will, allowing the Green Chef mount to take over the body. With the continuous murmuring, some mechanism within the Green Chef mount was triggered, and it also began to mutter to itself:

"I am Lin Yi, I am lost, I should go outside the cafeteria, I want to escape from here…"

"I am Lin Yi…"

"I am Lin Yi…"

As it muttered, its face began to change to resemble Lin Yi…

By the time it was submerged by the surrounding green-aproned chefs, its face had already become seventy percent like Lin Yi.

"I am Lin Yi… I want to… escape from here!!"

It burst out with an unknown strength, breaking free from the green-aproned chefs, and then, in the same way, with two 'roots' under its armpits, it merged into the shadows, piecing together its instinctive reactions, and running constantly on the road to escape!

"Woohoo~ 0 to 100 km/h in 0.3 seconds~" Lin Yi's will felt the speed unleashed by the Green Chef mount and couldn't help but cheer in his heart.

The mechanism of the green-aproned chefs had finally been put to use!

As it moved further away from the grotto, the corpse pile let out a low, impotent roar, but the Green Chef mount's murmuring was finally captured by it.

It trembled frantically, as if it had discovered some shocking secret, or perhaps some long-dreamed-of food, conveying a kind of deranged excitement.

Countless mouthparts and pieces of flesh on its body writhed. The next moment, that voice that made Lin Yi's soul tremble, like a soul-reaping ghost, caught up with Lin Yi's hearing…

[Lin Yi… ]

[You've come… ]

[…Lin Yi… ]

Lin Yi's soul trembled violently, his scalp instantly tingling as if struck by countless electric currents.

"This… this is… 'Burial Body'?!"

In a panic, Lin Yi's vision suddenly exploded. He saw the writhing corpse pile. Although it was vastly different from the 'Burial Body' in the convenience store, that familiar scent instantly linked it to the 'Burial Body'!

"Could it be…?!"

"The thing contained in the convenience store is only the core part of the 'Burial Body'. Its main body is too large, so it's actually contained by the entire cafeteria?!"

"And the 'base' of the green-aproned chefs is located on a certain section of the 'Burial Body' iceberg hidden beneath the water's surface?!"

Moreover, judging from the 'crashed' state of the green-aproned chefs, there seems to be some kind of connection between them and the 'Burial Body'!

With the continuous calls, the 'Burial Body' seemed to form some kind of connection with the crystal skeletons on the stone walls. Those eerie will-o'-the-wisps seemed to suddenly gain self-awareness. They broke free from the physical laws of linear propagation, twisting into some kind of bizarre flame sigil in the grotto. Each stroke was pieced together by writhing minced meat and corpse lice. They became the 'Burial Body's' amplifier, dancing and chasing the Green Chef mount, the distorted calls sounding like thousands of bone files scraping against fractured bones.

The entire grotto trembled faintly, and the ketchup flowing out of the honeycomb-shaped stone pillars began to intertwine little by little on the Green Chef mount's path, like asphalt.

The green-aproned chefs shrieked and roared, entangled with the sigils formed by the will-o'-the-wisps, chasing the Green Chef mount like burning evil spirits.

But the Green Chef mount was no pushover either. Everyone accelerates from 0 to 100 km/h. I'll take the first step, why do you think you can catch up with me?

The Green Chef mount sprinted wildly. It must be said that the instinctive driving force was fierce. In an instant, it had already rushed out of the grotto. In a flash, before Lin Yi could even react, it entered another passage…

With one entry and one exit, Lin Yi didn't even realize that the layers were crossed. He could only temporarily attribute this to the Green Chef mount's 'racial talent'.

"I am Lin Yi, I want to escape from here!"

"I am Lin Yi, I want to escape from here!"

The Green Chef mount sprinted in other passages while repeatedly murmuring this sentence, as if chanting some kind of buff-giving spell, as if as long as it escaped from here, it could really soar into the sky.

Finally, it rushed out of the other passage with irresistible speed!

"I am Lin Yi, I am out! I am out!" It shouted excitedly, as if it had experienced a hearty chase.

"Yes, you are out." Just then, a cheap-sounding voice rang in its ear.

Lin Yi looked at it with a smile, a sly grin on his face.

"How should I put it?"

"Oh right! Congratulations, congratulations…"