Run a B&B and receive Wu Song at the beginning

"Brother Li is checking the information on the security door upstairs."

When Wu Song heard the letter from Sun Facai, he knew it was an important matter, so he quickly put away the contract and led Lu Bu upstairs.

In front of the computer in the study room, Li Yu checked the brand of security doors, preparing to choose a safe, strong and less noticeable style for the vault.

He had just chosen a manufacturer that could be customized and was about to contact them when Lu Bu walked in:

"Brother Xian, there is news about Sun's fortune."

Li Yuteng suddenly stood up:

"What news? Did he have any accident?"

"That's not true. I just asked someone to send a letter to Brother Wei and asked me to deliver it to you."

After speaking, Lu Bu took out a large kraft paper envelope from his arms. It was bulging inside and had two lines of red traditional Chinese characters written on the surface:

"Li Yu personally opens the door. If others act erratically, the penis will be short of three inches. Don't say that you were unprepared!"

Damn, that's pretty vicious.

But can people from the Three Kingdoms world understand this kind of curse?

Picking up the paper knife, Li Yu carefully opened the envelope, reached out and took out a stack of copy paper, a USB flash drive, a diamond membership card for Langtaosha, and a platinum membership card for Men's Private SPA. .

Lu Bu stretched out his hand to pull at it and asked curiously:

"What are these two cards? Are they also the bank's savings cards?"

Li Yu shook his head:

"No, these two are for excreting savings."

After saying that, he opened the copy paper and began to read the letter.

"Brother Yu: Zhan Xin'an. The supplies you sent are very useful, and the laptop and camera are also of great use. I would like to thank you brother."

The words were written with a 0.5 gel pen, and the font was so-so, much better than when this guy was in school.

Sure enough, it is still a bad environment for training people.

Li Yu complained silently, and then looked down.

"I hated writing when I was in school. I originally wanted to continue sending you voice messages, but I was worried that the person delivering the message would lose his phone, so after much deliberation, it was better to write. It just so happened that Mr. Cai thought my handwriting was ugly and he kept writing all day long. I practice calligraphy, but if I don’t practice, I don’t even want to eat with me. If you give me a few boxes of hot pot base ingredients tomorrow, I’m so hungry for him!”

Hey, you are still so tough when eating and drinking in other people's homes. It seems that the servants of Cai Mansion are indeed too gentle.

"The camera is very easy to use. I lied to Yanmei that the soul of the person photographed would be gone. She believed it and asked me to take a picture of Dong Zhuo or Li Ru... Haha, if the camera is so easy to use, I Are you still living in the Cai Mansion in a lowly manner? I went directly to the palace to recognize Liu Xie as my godson."

Yanmei?

Has the relationship between this guy and Cai Wenji gotten so good?

No wonder Cai Yong didn't have a good look on him. It must have been because he kept calling Yan Mei, which made old Cai worried that his little cabbage would be taken advantage of.

"I took photos of a bunch of ancient books in the Royal Library. Unfortunately, the bamboo slips were too heavy and well-defended. I couldn't take many of them. It would be great if Guoan was here. He is very strong and can carry three to five hundred kilograms into the real world. Are those experts and scholars not allowed to kneel down and call daddy?”

Finally, we got down to business, but within a few words we were diverted to Java.

Zhang Guoan could not come back to the world of the Three Kingdoms, and it was useless no matter how many bamboo slips he carried.

Li Yu suddenly thought of Zhou Ruotong's uncle, who had an original copy, and could donate it to the National Museum through him.

No matter how much you can get in return, just consider it as a contribution to the country.

I just don’t know if new ancient books are discovered here, and whether the European ancient history version will be updated accordingly.

In recent years, whenever there are any major archaeological discoveries in China, similar cultural relics and classics will be miraculously unearthed in Europe. It is indeed a place protected by God, and there are many miracles.

"Thanks to old man Cai, I finally met your apprentice in the palace a few days ago. The little guy was actually very defensive and didn't believe that we had a good relationship until I played your voice and mentioned his name. , only then can you selectively believe me."

"But what I don't understand is, there are so many great books on governing the country, why did you give him "The Selected Works of Taizu"? Do you want him to revolutionize his own life? Fortunately, I am a tall jade tree standing in the wind, stepping on the colorful auspicious clouds He appeared in time, corrected some misunderstandings of the little guy, and saved this lost lamb."

Damn it, you've already fallen into the world of the Three Kingdoms, why can't you change your narcissism?

See here, the first page ends.

Li Yu turned to the next page and continued reading.

"I built a simple goal and played football with the little guy for a while. I also told him some modern football rules. It's a pity that I can't go to the palace every day, otherwise it would be quite interesting to play with the little guy."

After talking about the little emperor Liu Xie, this guy pointed the barrel at Cai Yong again.

"The historical filter is really bad. Mr. Cai has such a high reputation, but he actually scolds me all day long, finds fault with me, thinks I don't understand etiquette, thinks I'm lazy, thinks I don't study hard, and is useless anyway."

"What's even more outrageous is that whenever there is a banquet in the house, I will be specially called out to write poems for them to entertain them. I will soon become a singer."

"Of course, I am not a vegetarian. When I entertained Yuan Wei a few days ago, I took out "Dan Ge Xing" and "Gui Su Shou"! Damn it, let them get messy in the wind."

Seeing this, Li Yu couldn't help but feel happy.

This piece of shit is really awesome. He published Prime Minister Cao's masterpiece in advance. I wonder if Cao Cao will feel familiar when he reads these two poems in the future, and then say that classic line:

"I feel like I've been living in his shadow."

Just one Lu Bu could cause quite a stir in the world of the Three Kingdoms. If Sun Facai was added to this, the entire world of the Three Kingdoms would probably be more lively than northwest Shanxi.

Fortunately, this is a time-travel into the world of fiction, not real history.

Otherwise, today’s historians, one by one, will all go crazy.

"It's a pity that old man Cai asked me to go down after finishing the poem. I didn't see their reaction, which was a little regretful. Yanmei liked it very much, and wanted to learn simplified Chinese from me secretly, but I sternly refused... I must have wanted to take a peek. My diary won’t let her succeed.”

Do you still keep a diary there?

Li Yu thought that there were indeed a dozen notepads in the supplies last time. If he really wanted to keep a diary, he would probably have more than Chang Kaishen's.

However, with Cai Wenji's intelligence, she might soon be able to learn simplified Chinese characters without a teacher.

I'd better remind him to use pinyin later. For ancient people, they couldn't understand it even if their scalp was scratched.

"The situation in the court is not very clear. I remember that in the original novel "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Dong Zhuo moved the capital and did not kill a few people. But recently, truckloads of people have been sent out of the city to kill people. Several prominent families have been exterminated... or you If our plan works, we have to let Dong Zhuo clear the way for us, and just turn around and touch his butt to cross the river."

Damn it, it’s been a while, your taste has gotten so strong?

Lu Bu sat down and saw a few packets of sandwich biscuits on the snack plate next to him. He tore it open and put it into his mouth, and asked Li Yu:

"What did Fortune Brother say in his letter?"

Li Yu handed him the page he had read and continued reading.

"There is really a shortage of vegetables here in the winter. I found some soybeans and sprouted some soybean sprouts. The sprouts were not very good, but old man Cai was chewing his lips after eating them. He also wanted to send them to the little emperor, but I stopped him. That's it. With such a little secret, he actually wants to go around shouting that I live too long, right?"

There was indeed a shortage of vegetables in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, let alone winter. There were basically no vegetables at all.

When Lu Bu has the opportunity to return to Luoyang, he must prepare a large cart of vegetables for this guy to prevent him from getting seriously ill due to lack of vitamins there.

If you get seriously ill in the Three Kingdoms world, you basically have to wait to die.

Well, go back and get him some home self-test equipment such as blood pressure monitors, blood glucose meters, and uric acid meters. If there are any problems, just ask him here.

Thinking of this, Li Yu took the letter and continued reading:

"Two days ago, Yanmei took out the bath and SPA cards from my car and asked me what they were used for. I lied to her and said they were car wash cards, but she didn't believe it."

"As expected, I can't tell her about the time traveler. Now she's always asking about my identity in the real world. Unfortunately, no matter how much she asks, she won't be able to know the secret that I am a Young Pioneer."

"I'm too lazy to explain those two cards, so I gave them to you directly. The two cards together still have more than 300,000 yuan. You can try it out when you are fine. There is a good emperor luxury package at the SPA. Two technicians can come together. Delightful."

"Maybe I am too promiscuous, so I was sent to the world of the Three Kingdoms. I am going to change my mind here. Although I cannot go through thousands of sailings and come back a virgin, at least I have to be an innocent and good boy."

Hey, didn't you blush when you wrote this line?

However, telling Cai Wenji the identity of the time traveler was a rash move.

Look at Lu Bu, he has only been trusted by Jia Xu so far. Even the loyal Zhang Liao just thought that his lord was favored by God.

After reading this page, Li Yu looked at the third page.

"Is the scenic spot about to open? It's a pity that I have prepared a bunch of risqué words for the opening ceremony in the memo on my mobile phone, but I can't use them all."

"Brother Yu, run your business well and don't be afraid of losing money. In the worst case, I will steal cultural relics from here to give you subsidies. You can take Old Man Cai's pen, ink, paper and inkstone. By the way, there are also his handwriting, which seems to be quite valuable."

Sometimes you dislike others, and sometimes you miss their things. No wonder Cai Yong doesn't like you.

From now on, it’s this guy’s careless nagging and nostalgia for the real world.

What about script killing, movie theaters, bathing center health care, etc. I have completely forgotten what the boy who returned from the previous page said.

Finally, in an inconspicuous position, he wrote a line of small words with a blue ballpoint pen:

"I heard that a singer is missing in Situ Mansion, but the whole house is trying hard to think of it, but they can't remember who it is. It's so strange. I always feel that there has been no news in Situ Mansion recently, so I want to make some big noise."

It seems that Diao Chan has been completely erased from that world, and even the place where she lives cannot remember such a person.

Wang Yun's proud two masters of the Situ Mansion have all entered the B\u0026B. If all the plots are back on track at this time, I don't know how this little old man can devise a beauty trap.

The last page is densely filled with shopping lists, ranging from snacks such as melon seeds and persimmons to large household solar power systems, diesel generators, etc.

In addition, there are teaching supplies such as compasses and set squares, standard measuring instruments such as standard balances and standard rulers, and printers and other equipment.

Anyway, this guy wrote down everything he could think of and clearly had a plan.

Seeing that Wu Song was studying with Lu Bu with the letter, Li Yu handed over the rest and then picked up the two entertainment cards, not knowing what to do with them.

Lu Bu, on the other hand, asked excitedly after reading the letter:

"Dear brother, I saw this sentence from the information you gave me. Reading thousands of books is worse than traveling thousands of miles. Although brother Wei has been here for so long, he has not really integrated in..."

Li Yu looked at him with some confusion:

"You've been laying the groundwork for so long, what exactly do you want to say?"

Lu Bu rubbed his hands:

"Brother, can you try these two cards? Brother, don't worry, it's just for exchange and learning, not for female sex."

Even foreigners know your character, so don’t describe it, right?

Li Yu said:

"You don't even have an ID card now. I advise you not to go. Besides, it's easy to get sick there. Don't go back and bring some incurable diseases to the Three Kingdoms world. It's much more lethal than war."

Upon hearing about the disease, Lu Bu's enthusiasm was instantly extinguished.

Wu Song had no interest in this, so he sat down and skillfully opened the driving test manual on his mobile phone, intending to familiarize himself with the driving test rules in advance to avoid being blinded during the test.

Lu Bu looked aside and took a look:

"It's just driving, why do you need to learn this?"

Wu Song said while practicing answering questions:

"For the sake of traffic rules, when I go to the city, aren't there traffic lights? That is part of the traffic rules. Brother can install a similar software on his mobile phone to learn about it in advance."

Although Lu Bu is interested in cars, he just wants to show off in the world of the Three Kingdoms:

"Forget it, brother, I just need to learn how to drive. For things like driver's license, it's up to you, dear brother, to take the test."

While they were chatting, Diao Chan came upstairs carrying a box of snacks.

She was wearing a light-colored thin down jacket, her hair was tied into a neat ponytail, paired with black slim-fitting jeans and Martin boots. She couldn't tell that she was from ancient times.

"I was trying on clothes in the mall with my sister-in-law Xiuhe. Sister Zhou saw the post I posted on Moments and went there too. She matched a suit of clothes for me and bought milk tea and snacks, but I had already drank the milk tea."

This grave digger seems to have a lot of free time today... After lunch, Diao Chan wanted to go to the city to play. Li Yu was worried about signing the contract, so he didn't accompany her, so he asked Xiu He to take her there.

Lu Bu opened the box politely, took a piece of mille-feuille and put it into his mouth:

"This is delicious. Sister Chan, are you happy living here? Is it better than Situ Mansion?"

Diao Chan nodded heavily:

"My brothers and husbands all dote on my little sister. Naturally, this place is a hundred times better than the Situ Mansion... Hey, what is this card? Where is the Langtaosha Bathing Center?"

Lu Bu really imitated Jia Xu. When he saw Diao Chan studying those two cards, he deliberately said to Li Yu with a straight face:

"My dear brother, how many times have I told you, why do you have to go to that filthy place with fireworks? If you get Hualiu disease, who do you think you are worthy of?"

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

If I don’t let you go, you’re just going to play like this, right?

Just as he was about to say stop joking, Diao Chan snatched the card away with a look of frost on her pretty face:

"I don't allow your husband to go to that kind of place."

Li Yu smiled bitterly:

"I haven't been there. This is owned by Sun Facai. He asked Brother Fengxian to send a letter. The card included in the letter. I plan to find time to return the money in it."

With more than 300,000 yuan, even if it is not completely refunded, I can still buy a decent mobility scooter.

Diao Chan was dubious:

"Really? Then when you return the money, I will go with you."

"OK, no problem."

Li Yu took the remaining USB flash drive and inserted it into the computer. After opening it, there was a bunch of compressed files inside.

I unzip it and open one at random. It is full of photos of various bamboo slips. The bamboo slips are full of official script-style text. It seems that Sun Facai has been busy recently.

Most of these pictures are ancient books that have been lost.

Li Yu looked at it for a while. There were no punctuation marks and he had to read up and down from right to left. He was not used to it at all.

"Sir, do you need me to help you tidy up?"

Diao Chan looked at them for a while and recognized that these were royal classics that Wang Yun had borrowed at home to read.

Li Yu asked:

“Do you know where to put the punctuation marks?”

"I know."

"Then tidy it up when you're not busy. This won't happen overnight. Take your time. There's no need to rush."

"OK."

After saying this, Li Yu looked at Lu Bu and asked:

"How's the situation at Hulao Pass?"

"It's completely reinforced. An alliance has begun on the Suanzao side. It's said that Yuan Shao hasn't even arrived yet, and the princes have already elected him as the leader of the alliance."

After Lu Bu finished speaking, he picked up another piece of mille-feuille and stuffed it into his mouth:

"There was also action in Luoyang. Some nobles planned to respond, but they were exterminated by Dong Zhuo."

Li Yu asked curiously:

"Aren't you at Hulao Pass? You know so much about Luoyang's news?"

Lu Bu smiled sheepishly:

"Before leaving Luoyang, Mr. Wenhe had already arranged some detailed arrangements to lurk. As soon as there was any sign of trouble, he would be notified quickly. If there was an emergency, he would find a way to escort the wealthy brother and the young emperor out of Beijing."

It has to be Jia Xu. This arrangement is really reassuring.

Most people probably only valued the little emperor Liu Xie, but Jia Xu knew very well how much value Sun Facai, a time traveler, contained.

In Lao Jia's eyes, everyone in Luoyang City can die, but Sun Facai and Liu Xie must live!

Only when Liu Xie was alive could the Han Dynasty have legitimacy.

And if Sun Facai is alive, he can make the entire Three Kingdoms world rise and take off.

Li Yu packed up Sun Facai's letter and put it in another locked cabinet in the bedroom.

Once the vault is ready, these letters must also be collected to avoid being seen and explained.

Just after putting the letter away, Zhou Ruotong called:

"How about the clothes you bought for Xiaochan? Are they okay?"

"Not bad, not bad, very beautiful. Your vision is just like your appearance, impeccable."

"Stop being so glib. I bought some clothes for Xiaochan online that I can't buy locally. I left you your phone number. Remember to sign for it when the time comes."

"Okay, I'll thank you on Xiaochan's behalf."

After hanging up the phone, Li Yu came to the study and continued to chat with Lu Bu about the trends in the Three Kingdoms world...