Run a B&B and receive Wu Song at the beginning
Chapter 34 Erlang, let me tell you something [please vote]
"Brother, why are you taking other people's things?"
Li Yu was very curious. Even if there was no gold cake for a while, there was no need to steal anything to pay off the debt. I'm not Huang Shiren, and I won't do that kind of thing of compounding profits.
Wu Du looked at Lu Bu and subconsciously touched the shackles around his waist, preparing to arrest the thief.
At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the Yuan family had four generations and three princes, with countless disciples and former officials. It was a first-rate family, and Yuan Wei was the Taifu of one of the three princes, with a high status.
According to Song law, stealing a jade pendant from such a person would cost at least fifty bucks.
Lu Bu picked up the dipping dish on his own, with a proud look on his face:
"This is a method of self-destruction. Studying food for your brother and playing with the little emperor every day. This lack of ambition may not be hidden from Dong Zhuo's chief adviser, his son-in-law Li Ru, so Mr. Wenhe suggested I stole things and defiled myself... Recently I didn't have gold cakes to spend on my virtuous brother, so I picked it off because I saw that Yuan Wei's jade pendant looked good."
A way to defile yourself?
Li Yu sighed in his heart. It was a great move to find Jia Xu as a counselor.
This kind of meticulous person can consider all possibilities. The most important thing is that Jia Xu is a low-key person and doesn't like to be in the limelight.
And Lu Bu, the most handsome king of the Three Kingdoms, doesn't want to miss any limelight.
Even the patricide was far ahead, killing two.
"Brother Wu Song, if you want to eat the pickled cabbage and white meat pot, you must have it with garlic paste as a dipping sauce. Come on, come on."
Lu Bu handed the dipping saucer prepared by Li Yu to Wu Song, then he picked up a piece of meat as a demonstration, dipped it in the saucer, and then put it into his mouth while it was still hot:
"Oh, it's delicious. Don't look at it. Eat it quickly. This pickled cabbage pot is really delicious!"
Wu Song picked up a piece of meat, dipped it in the same manner, and was shocked by the deliciousness:
“This is really delicious!”
After saying that, he put down his chopsticks and cupped his hands towards Lu Bu:
"Thank you, Marquis Wen, for your advice."
"No need to be polite, you and Li Xiandi are about the same age, just call me brother, come on, come on, drink this cup to the full!"
Lu Bu drank the white wine in one gulp, and then raised the shame of Jingkang over which pot he didn't open. He was curious about how such a huge dynasty could be so empty.
Although Wu Song felt embarrassed, he also wanted to understand something.
Li Yu talked about the past events of the Song Dynasty over the sauerkraut and white meat pot in front of him.
But he didn't go into too much detail. After all, the corruption of the Song Dynasty was all-round, and it couldn't be explained in a few words.
Moreover, Wu Song comes from the Water Margin world, which is different from reality. If he goes into too much detail, it will be different from the world in the book, which may easily mislead him.
After briefly talking about Jingkang Shame, Li Yu said to Lu Bu:
"Brother, don't laugh at the Song Dynasty. After the Han Dynasty, the barbarians from the north went south one after another, burning, killing, raping, and looting. They committed all kinds of evil and harmed the Central Plains for hundreds of years. They even called the Han emperor the son-emperor..."
The Wuhu chaos in China can be said to be the darkest moment of Chinese civilization, and it was more harmful to the Han people than the Jin people.
Lu Bu's eyes widened when he heard this:
"How could a mere barbarian be so harmful?"
Wu Song had just experienced the embarrassment of his dynasty failing to live up to expectations, so he quickly made up for it when he heard this:
"What Brother Li said is absolutely true. Wu Huan Hua can indeed be called the darkest moment."
Lu Bu was so angry that he slammed the table:
"It's unreasonable. When my brother returns, he will organize his troops and attack the northern grassland!"
When Li Yu heard this, he quickly advised:
"Don't worry, the first task now is to survive under Dong Zhuo and slowly develop strength. As for the barbarians, they will behave immediately after the Central Plains are unified."
During the Three Kingdoms period, despite the continuous wars in the Central Plains, the Hu people were still suppressed.
For example, in the famous Battle of Bailang Mountain, Cao Cao pursued Yuan Shang, but the Wuhuan leader Tadun Chanyu led his troops to stop him, but Zhang Liao killed him with a sword. From then on, the Wuhuan power was in decline.
Zhang Liao, who defeated Tadun in formation, also because of his outstanding performance in guarding Hefei, finally killed the 100,000 troops led by Sun Quan with 800 soldiers.
He was so powerful that he became a god in Xiaoyaojin in one battle.
Such an awesome general followed Lu Bu for nearly ten years but did nothing. I have to say that Lu Bu's army was a mess. He was useless except for his bravery.
If there is a chance later, he must be given more support to Zhang Liao.
This strategic talent who can lead independently cannot be buried.
"Brother, why do you drink differently from us?"
Seeing Li Yu take out two cans of beer from the refrigerator, Lu Bu swallowed his saliva and wanted to take a taste, but he was too embarrassed to say so.
Wu Song also turned around and looked over. Seeing that the liquid poured out of the jar was yellow with foam, he couldn't help but say:
"It looks like the muddy wine brewed by farmers in the Song Dynasty."
Li Yu doesn't drink well and doesn't dare to compete with these two wine tanks for liquor, so he can only make up the amount with beer.
He brought two beer glasses and poured one into each:
"This is malt beer, with a malty aroma. You may not be used to it at first, so taste it slowly and the more you drink it, the better it will taste."
Lu Bu took the glass and tasted it. Compared with the spicy white wine, the beer was as light as water and had a bitter taste, which he didn't like very much.
Wu Song, on the other hand, after tasting it slowly, he liked this bubbly wine very much:
"It does have a faint wheat aroma, which is delicious."
"Brother Wu Song, if you like it, I'll give you this cup too."
As the oldest of the three, Lu Bu looked like a big brother. He handed over his beer glass and continued:
"Brother, I now have counselors, soldiers, and technological equipment to help me. I have no worries now. I wonder how Brother Wu Song is doing now?"
Wu Song briefly introduced his situation and also talked about being seduced by Pan Jinlian:
"Now that I have moved to the county government office, I am out of sight. As for the future, I am also at a loss."
He wanted to serve the imperial court, but the imperial court disappeared ten years later.
I want to live with my brother Wu Dalang, but I can't face Pan Jinlian.
In this situation, anyone would be confused.
Li Yu opened a can of beer and filled it up for Wu Song. Since the atmosphere has reached this point, let's take the opportunity to talk about what is about to happen in the world of Water Margin.
Lu Bu happened to be here, and even if Wu Song went crazy, he could hold him down and prevent him from smashing a hole in the good TV like last time.
"Erlang, I have something to make clear to you. Neither you nor Brother Fengxian are real historical figures, but come from two novels, which are different from real history. Your fate is written in detail in the novel. , so some things are established and may not necessarily be changed..."
Let’s first explain the origins of the two of them clearly to avoid any misunderstandings later.
The disclaimer must be placed first.
Lu Bu already knew about this matter, and even knew when he would die, but he didn't care about it. He was mainly heartless and not tired of living.
Wu Song had a lot on his mind and was a little confused at first. It wasn't until the meaning of the novel was explained to him that he murmured:
"Compiling the stories told by storytellers into a book is a novel... In the past, when I listened to storytellers, the characters in the stories had ups and downs and experienced various hardships. Am I the same?"
It has to be Wu Song, his brain is better than Lu Bu.
Li Yu nodded:
"According to the plot in the book, you were soon assigned by the county magistrate to go on a business trip to Tokyo, that is, to help the county magistrate deliver gifts. It took about three months. During this period, your sister-in-law and Ximen Qing hooked up with Mrs. Wang. After your brother broke into adultery, the two of them, under the instigation of Mrs. Wang, poisoned your brother with arsenic..."
When he got the silver ingot for the first time, Li Yu wanted to tell Wu Song this.
It wasn't until now that I had the chance.
Li Yu originally thought that when he said this, Wu Song would get mad and angry and question him loudly.
But he didn't, he just stared and let the hot tears slide down his face.
When a man sheds tears, he doesn't shed them easily, but they are not sad yet.
Seeing Erlang crying silently, Li Yu felt uncomfortable in his heart.
As a child who has been taken care of by Wu Dalang since childhood, Wu Song has always regarded his brother as a father. Now when he hears what happened to his brother, even the most hard-hearted person will be heartbroken.
Should I have put it more tactfully?
Just as Li Yu was about to speak, Lu Bu suddenly pulled up a chair and sat down, stretched out his big hand like a cattail leaf fan and put it on Wu Song's shoulder:
"Brother Xian, don't be sad. Things haven't happened yet, so there should be room for change. Look at me, I found Jia Wenhe as a counselor in advance, and with the help of brother Li Yuxian, I became prosperous in the Han Dynasty. Well, you should be able to do it, at the worst, just kill that Ximen Qing and strike first."
Wu Song was startled by these words, and he immediately looked at Li Yu as if grasping a life-saving straw:
"Brother Li, I am so confused right now. Please tell me how to save my brother's life."
Wu Song in the original work was very methodical in his work, often planning things later, and he had never been so panicked.
Li Yu turned on his phone and pulled out the webpage that he had saved for a long time.
Since he met Wu Song, he has searched a lot for Wu Song's strategies to break the situation. Although most of the people on the Internet are clever people who have fun, there are also people who really consider the problem from Wu Song's perspective.
For example, before departure, you can ask the county magistrate to help set up a banquet and invite the rich households in the county to have a banquet. During the banquet, you can perform a rock throwing or chopping rocks with your hands to show your strength and deter Ximen Qing in advance.
In fact, in the original work, Ximen Qing learned that Wu Dalang's younger brother was the tiger-fighting hero Wu Song, and he immediately screamed in pain for fear that Wu Song would kill him.
In addition to intimidating Ximen Qing, the government officials could also be asked to check the water meter of Mrs. Wang's house from time to time, or to visit Wu Dalang's house frequently.
Of course, the most important point is to persuade Wu Dalang to divorce Pan Jinlian.
Only in this way can Wu Dalang truly be safe.
Li Yu explained all the suggestions given by netizens, and Wu Song took a pen and paper and wrote them down one by one.
After finishing writing, he cupped his hands at Li Yu and said:
"Brother Li, Erlang will repay your kindness someday. I'll take my leave now. Take care, both of you!"
After saying that, Wu Song didn't even bother to eat, and hurriedly returned to the Water Margin world, intending to use the method described by Li Yu to try to reverse Wu Dalang's fate of being killed...
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In the new week, I wish you all good luck!
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