Run a B&B and receive Wu Song at the beginning

Seeing this wooden sculpture, Diao Chan couldn't help but think of the first time she rode a bicycle. At that time, the bad husband was worried that I would fall asleep in the back.

Bad guy... She held the wooden sculpture and kissed the handsome guy on the bicycle gently. She felt that the base of the ornament was uneven and there seemed to be words on it. She quickly turned it over and saw a line of words:

"I wish His Royal Highness the Son and the Holy Princess to fly together and be united forever, and I also wish the Holy Princess a happy birthday! Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian are here to greet you!"

Is this carved by Jin Dajian?

At this moment, Li Yu opened the door and walked in, holding some snacks and fruits suitable for taking to school. Seeing the little girl turning the ornaments upside down, he said with a smile:

"When Erlang went to the book world a few days ago, I asked him to bring a selfie of you riding a bicycle there, and asked Jin Dajian to help carve it into a decoration. The words below were written by Xiao Rang. Do you like this gift?"

Before he finished speaking, he was pushed to the bed by the little girl and wanted to kiss her without any explanation.

Li Yu pointed to the door and said:

"Wait a minute, the door isn't closed yet."

The little girl didn't listen, she held Li Yu's face and just kissed:

"I don't care what you do..."

Li Yu hugged Diao Chan's slender waist, raised his hand and slapped her buttocks:

"You girl, why do you play all kinds of tricks?"

Diao Chan chuckled:

"That emoticon was sent to me by Sister Guiying. I laugh every time I see it... Bad husband, when you were in college, were you also facing the computer... Oh, husband, spare your life!"

As the little girl was talking, Li Yu turned over, pressed her under him, then reached out to her armpits and scratched her gently. Just as the little girl was about to laugh, Li Yu kissed her again, whimpering and saying no. speak out.

After the cruel torture, Baby Cicada finally did not dare to provoke, held Li Yu's face and gave him a deep kiss:

"Husband, thank you for your gift."

"You're welcome. Next time you come back, you will have to attend Erlang's wedding. Then you will have to perform the guqin. Do you need to practice?"

"No need to practice. I have been familiar with guqin since elementary school... No, modern people call it guqin, but we Han Dynasty people just call it qin without the need for ancient characters."

After saying that, the little girl sighed slightly melancholy:

"I am becoming more and more like a modern person. If I go back to the world in the book, I probably won't be able to adapt."

Li Yu got off the bed and looked at the gold ornaments given by the Queen:

"You don't have this chance to adapt. In the future, when we go to settle in the book world, we will most likely have to live in the Wa Palace, otherwise my old mother will be worried... The ornaments made by the divine power are really different, so exquisite, even The scales are all perfect. Is this ornament in your room? "

When Diao Chan heard this, she became obsessed with money on the spot:

"That's not possible. This ornament is very expensive. Once I finish taking the photos, my husband will put it in the safe. This is a gift from Sister Guiying. I want to keep it forever."

"Okay, no problem."

Diao Chan made the bed, put all the gifts on it, and took a photo carefully, but did not post it on Moments, but saved it in the photo album.

"My classmates will ask me questions when I post my posts, so forget it. I want to be a low-key beauty and not cause any trouble to my husband."

Li Yu took a prepared acrylic box, carefully put the wooden doll ornaments into it, closed the lid, and placed it next to Diao Chan's computer desk.

While they were busy, Mu Guiying walked in with a probing look:

"Hey, I thought there was some inappropriate scene going on. If I had known, I would have gone to the city with Sister Zhou and Sister Yunxiao to play."

Yunxiao wanted to buy a space quilt for Qiongxiao, and Zhou Ruotong planned to take care of her hair, so the two went to the city together.

Mu Guiying stayed at the B\u0026B, originally planning to secretly photograph the second wife's criminal evidence, which could be used to threaten her husband or Diao Chan in the future. Unexpectedly, the two of them were actually packing their luggage seriously.

Hee hee, my husband and I have kissed... Diao Chan smiled proudly and said to Mu Guiying:

"When you arrive in the capital, say hello to Sister Lele and Sister Huihui for me. They have made an appointment to come to Yinzhou to play with Brother Dao during the winter vacation. I will entertain them then."

Mu Guiying nodded:

"No problem... By the way, I heard that you love Douzhier deeply. Would you like me to bring you some Douzhi? In order to take care of out-of-town lovers, the old shops selling Douzhier in Beijing have launched iced and sealed Douzhier. There are many kinds of bean juice, bottled bean juice, etc. ”

Diao Chan:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Do you think I'm too full today?

She continued to sort out everyone’s gifts:

"I like bean juice so much that I can't hold back my bile... Sister Guiying is known as the gourmet killer. Don't forget to try it when you come to the capital."

"Don't worry, I will taste all the bean juice, fried liver, braised pork and fried sausage."

Li Yu feels that the Queen's mentality should be given to Yun Baobao. Although she is down-to-earth enough in the circle of gods, she is still a bit too fairy for mortals.

Relatively speaking, the Queen is more down-to-earth...well, down-to-earth in every sense of the word.

The three of them sent the pure gold ornaments to the vault, and hung up the longevity lock given by Wu Song. It was not safe outside, so it was more appropriate to put it inside.

Mu Guiying stood in the vault, looked around, put her hands on her hips and said:

"There used to be a jade Buddha ornament, but now it has transformed into a Bodhisattva from Lingshan. Now there is only a yellow clay doll left. I don't know when it will be put to use."

Diao Chan looked at the yellow clay doll wrapped in silk:

"Sister Guiying, don't you want to use it yourself?"

"Definitely not. It's so ugly. If I use a doll, I'll ask the master to make one with bigger breasts, longer legs, and a slimmer waist, so that my husband will be completely fascinated by it at just one glance."

Li Yu: "..."

Dear old human mother, how did your place become a high-end plastic surgery hospital?

However, it should be said that if the old mother gets involved in the medical beauty industry, she will definitely subvert the global medical beauty industry... But this is just a thought. If Li Yu dares to talk nonsense, he will suffer a brain breakdown.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Li Yu drove Diao Chan and took her back to school.

As we approached the school gate, there was naturally another kiss.

But this time the little girl didn't dare to say "I don't care about your doings and that", for fear of making her husband angry.

Watching her dragging her suitcase into the school gate, Li Yu turned the car around and went to Professor Zhou's hair care shop, where he asked Teacher Tony to briefly trim his hair.

Professor Zhou has a card at this store, so we just wanted to use it.

As soon as she got her hair cut, Yunxiao came over from the shopping mall opposite, carrying some snacks she bought.

If you want to integrate with the people, you can't just watch and listen, you have to have all-round contact with the people's clothing, food, housing and transportation. Food is the best window to understand people's livelihood.

At this time, Zhou Ruotong's hair mask was healed. After washing it, the lady in the store helped her blow dry. This maintenance was finally over.

The three of them left the barber shop and planned to stroll around and find a place to have dinner.

At the same time, in the world of the Three Kingdoms, Liucheng, Liaodong County, Youzhou.

Liu Yu, the former shepherd of Youzhou, looked at the crying concubines, waved his hands impatiently and said:

"Why are you crying? I have notified King Wuhuanqiao and all the Xiongnu tribes. A large army will come soon to regain control of Youzhou... Without me, Liu Yu, Youzhou will never survive!"

Qi Zhou, the employee who came with him, quickly praised:

"If heaven had not given birth to an envoy, Youzhou would be like a long night... The imperial court was indeed insidious. When Youzhou was poor and destitute, they needed to allocate food from Jizhou and Qingzhou. None of them looked at this place and asked the envoy to come to Youzhou to save the people from the fire. Now, Youzhou has become a fertile land, but it is shameless to come and take the credit!"

A concubine cried and said:

"I also buried several jars of gold cakes under the tree in the backyard. Several wealthy families in Ji County also promised to give me some pieces of silk at the end of the year, but now they are all gone."

Her life was almost gone, and she was still thinking about her private money and new clothes.

When the soldiers who followed heard the words gold cake and silk, they looked down at their patched linen clothes and open-toed straw sandals, and suddenly felt inexplicable sadness.

I traveled all the way from Jixian County to the inhospitable Liucheng just to protect Zhou Mu’s family from having good clothes to wear and gold cakes and flowers?

Liucheng is the place where Gongsun Zan was reborn. In order to pursue the Youzhou rebels, he faced off with the Wuhuan people here for a long time. After eating the food, he ate his mounts, and after eating his mounts, he ate the leather armor. In the end, he also cooked the large shields in the army to satisfy his hunger. .

The Wuhuan people, who always boasted that they dared to endure hardships and endured hardships, did not wait until the Han army was in chaos, but they themselves could not hold on.

Since then, Gongsun Zan has become a person who cannot be provoked on the grassland... He would rather chew wood than bow his head. Who wouldn't be afraid of such a big Han general?

Now Gongsun Zan's archrival Liu Yu has also come to Liucheng. Reminiscing that Gongsun Zan cooked shields here to fight Wuhuan a few years ago, Liu Yu feels that Liucheng may also become a place for his rise.

He even thought about changing Liucheng to Longxing City when he led the foreign army to fight back to Jixian and regain control of Youzhou.

I wanted to get along with you as a minister, but what I got in exchange was weapons and infamy. In this case, I won't pretend anymore. I will show my cards after I am Emperor Guangwu.

Liu Yu's ancestor was Liu Qiang, the eldest son of Emperor Guangwu Liu Xiu. He was considered to be a member of the royal clan, and even counting from Emperor Guangwu's lineage, he was more qualified to inherit the throne than Liu Xie.

Since the imperial court doesn't respect me, Liu Yu, I won't pretend anymore and will directly imitate Emperor Wu and start my own business.

We are also members of the Liu clan, so naturally I have a share in this world!

Liu Yu's majestic appearance flourished, and several of his concubines also changed their gloomy looks, and began to figure out what kind of rewards they would get from Liu Yu's natal family after Liu Yu ascended the throne.

Not to mention the county prince, this must be available, and the fiefdom must be a rich place, such as Jizhou or Jingzhou. These are legendary rich places, so some must be obtained for the family.

In addition to titles, there are also official positions.

I followed the master to endure hardships in Liucheng. Isn't it too much to try to win the position of governor for my mother's family?

My brother is good at riding and shooting. Is it okay to be a captain with a rank of two thousand stones?

Before the characters were even written, several concubines were chattering and dividing up the entire Han Dynasty, and even kept quarreling over their own fiefdoms.

Liu Yu felt upset and simply stood up.

He felt that when he became a noble, he would definitely not need these concubines. He would have to marry several women from first-class families as concubines in order to gain support.

It’s a pity that Ben Chu is not here, and it’s a shame to lose my great Sima!

He planned to spare time to pay homage to Yuan Shao and write an emotional memorial essay... Although this move would not bring Yuan Benzhu back to life, it would give the disciples of the Yuan family hope for revenge.

Dead people are sometimes more useful than living people!

While I was thinking wildly, a few soldiers ran down from the city wall and said in a panic:

"Your Majesty, countless Wuhuan cavalry are coming from the north. The smoke is billowing and it's hard to see how many there are."

Hearing this, Liu Yu was overjoyed:

"But King Qiao's men have arrived?"

"I really can't see clearly, little one. Please forgive me... Should we close the city gate?"

Liu Yu adjusted his clothes, hung the jade pendant symbolizing the Han clan clan on his waist, and said angrily:

"That's our reinforcements. Why should we close the city gate? Line up to welcome them!"

After speaking, he waved to several concubines:

"Go to the backyard and stay, don't lose etiquette in front of the Wuhuan people... I have said before that you should treat foreigners like family members, and they will naturally treat them like family members in return. Lead the way, I will personally go outside the city to greet you!"

Liucheng indeed has the appearance of a rising dragon!

He got on the only white horse and led the soldiers who lacked helmets and armor to the outside of the city. They lined up sparsely and prepared to welcome the Wuhuan army into the city.

Next, it’s time to fight back. Just as I was driven out of Youzhou a few days ago, I will drive back the imperial army.

Not long after, the thundering sound of horse hooves got closer and closer, and smoke and dust filled the air in the distance. Liu Yu seemed to see the scene of himself leading an army to Jixian.

No, not Jixian, but Chang'an!

I want to take my army and fight all the way to Chang'an!

At this moment, the grievances of many days of running around, the anger of being kicked out of Youzhou for no reason, and the rapidly expanding vanity all reached their peak.

A group of foreigners who looked like scouts came galloping out of the smoke. Seeing that there were not many people here, they suddenly let out a weird scream.

These strange screams caused a commotion in the army at the rear, and more people rushed over from the smoke.

Liu Yu was riding on his horse. When he saw this situation, he smiled and said to the people around him:

"They are indeed Wuhuan people. They must have come to inform King Qiao to pay tribute. These aliens don't seem to be making noises, but in front of me, they are as docile as cats... When dealing with aliens, you have to reform them and beat them. Killing will only aggravate the conflict and is not advisable.”

Just as he was talking, a bald man with no arms and leather armor came up on horseback. Seeing that the soldiers behind Liu Yu were holding weapons, he immediately whipped him and said in half-baked Chinese:

"Drop your weapons!"

Liu Yu was startled, not understanding what the other party was doing.

But thinking about the many foreign races around him, he smiled and waved to the soldiers behind him:

"Put down your weapons. They have come a long way, so they should be a little angry."

The Wuhuan general was confused by his appearance of "The great scholar is debating scriptures for me", and then he whipped Liu Yu:

"You, come down, this horse belongs to my king!"

This time, Liu Yu was a little unbelievable.

He had always regarded the Wuhuan people as one of his own, turning a blind eye even if they robbed the people. He did not expect that this would happen today.

However, the situation was stronger at this time. Liu Yu forced himself to forgive the other party on the grounds that the other party did not understand education, and then struggled to squeeze out a smile:

"Where is King Qiao? I want to talk to him personally."

As soon as he finished speaking, the bald man whipped him again:

"You're blind! We are Tadun's troops. Tadun is preparing for the king ceremony for my Wanglou class. Since you are in Liucheng, bring the sacrificial flag."

Wuhuan, like the Xiongnu and Xianbei, were all divided into countless tribes by the Han Dynasty. Instead of cooperating with each other, they even had hatred deeper than the sea.

Liu Yu was dumbfounded when he heard that he was not from King Qiao.

How could this be? I clearly sent an envoy to find King Qiao on the grassland, why did he break the promise?

Could it be that the pasture has been booming recently and they are busy migrating and are no longer in their original pasture?

Liu Yu thought about many possibilities and felt that King Qiao must be on his way to Liucheng, because King Qiao was the most trustworthy person among monks!

However, the bald head's next words suddenly broke his fantasy:

"The envoy you sent found King Qiao, and King Qiao directly sold your envoy to Tadun's scouts for the price of four sheep, and then we came... I heard from the envoy that you brought dozens of carts of treasures, and you also I have your concubine, the youngest is only fifteen, and she is very pretty. I hope Master Tadun can give her some time so that I can warm myself up."

Liu Yu was shocked. He had no idea that these Wuhuan people were so dishonest.

He wanted to escape back to the city, but when he just spoke, Wuhuan cavalry rushed into the doorway.

It's over, everything is over!

Liu Yu took a deep breath, trying to calm down.

The bald man pulled him off the horse, whistled, and asked someone to send the white horse to the rear.

Liu Yu fell to the ground, climbed up from the ground with difficulty, and said to the bald head:

"I also know Tadun and Lou Ban. Can you let me talk to them?"

Baldhead spat:

"When you were a Youzhou shepherd, we could still coax you to play, but now you are just a homeless wild dog. How can you be qualified to meet Master Tadun and Lou Ban? But your concubines If you are really smart, I might give you a chance to meet them, it depends on whether you are on the road or not."

These words made Liu Yu feel as if a knife had been stabbed into his heart, which was even more uncomfortable than the whips he had just received.

It turns out that the politeness of the aliens is all fake, it turns out that their flattery is all pretense...

Mistake platform for ability, mistake uniform for power!

Wrong cognition brought wrong results. Liu Yu was like a plague chicken, and he no longer had any energy.

At this moment, a woman's shouts came from the city, and then he saw his concubine tied to a horse like a caught sheep, shouting and cursing these foreigners.

Liu Yu was about to say that he cursed well, but then he remembered that the bald man said that there was a chance to meet Tadun and Louban, so he ran over quickly.

When several concubines saw him, they hurriedly asked for help:

"Master, let these dirty guys put us down quickly. Our clothes have been torn by them. We have to make their leaders kneel down and beg for mercy..."

Liu Yu smiled bitterly, thinking of his own imperial ambitions, and couldn't help saying:

"You guys should be patient for now. When you see Tadun and Louban, serve them well and fight for a chance for me to sit down and talk... Don't curse, remember!"

When several concubines heard this, they were dumbfounded.

Is this... still the Youzhou Mu who always talks about benevolence and morality?