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In the real world, Li Yu looked at the big golden carp weighing about ten kilograms and asked:

"Cao Cao caught this with a bamboo pole? He killed the fishing guys' equipment worth thousands of dollars instantly. Is this guy still a Deng Gang at the end of the Han Dynasty?"

Lu Bu said with a smile:

"Lao Zhang helped to catch the fish, and Ah Hao's two fish were enough to catch it even after dark. He was holding the bamboo pole with both hands, like a sentry on guard. He is not the material for fishing at all."

After eating and drinking on the water river for a while, Lu Bu came to the real world, brought the big fish over, and gave Cao Cao a newbie gift bag and other small gifts.

When the general of the Han Dynasty conquers the West returns to his throne, he must be rewarded.

Jia Xu asked:

"Does Ah Man have a clear understanding of the next plan?"

Lu Bu saw a basket of red apples on the table, picked one up, rubbed it on his body, brought it to his mouth and took a big bite:

"He has probably been thinking about this a lot recently, and he has realized that the family is the root cause of the Han Dynasty's development. When guarding the Western Regions, he plans to take some time every day to write a memorial to impeach the family."

Li Yu imagined the consequences of this incident and said with a smile:

"In this way, Cao Cao will offend many more people."

"He thinks it doesn't matter. The development of the Han Dynasty must break away from the shackles of the family. If it succeeds, the family will not worry about it. If it cannot succeed, the family will have so many thorns in their flesh. Ah Man just wrote a memorial to impeach him, which is nothing."

Lu Bu thought the apples were good, so he put two in his arms, intending to give them to Cao Cao. Then he returned to the world of the book with the prepared black backpack in one hand.

At this time, Cao Cao had rowed to the shore and was leaning against a big tree by the river to sober up.

Of course, they said they were sobering up, but they were actually trying to digest what Lu Bu had said.

The world of the Han Dynasty is about to change, and a brand new Han Dynasty is about to appear. He, a rebellious minister and traitor, must seize this opportunity to rise up.

Not seeking to be a first-class minister, at least create a good creative environment for Zhi'er.

Such an excellent poem as "The White Horse" was actually written by Zhi'er. For this reason, as a father, he must devote his whole life to the man and cannot hold back his children.

Just as he was thinking about it, Lu Bu suddenly appeared, startling Cao Cao:

"Fengxian, are you back from the gods so soon?"

Lu Bu took a bite of the apple and said:

"Yes, my good brother is very satisfied with the fish you sent. I have prepared many real-world items for you. I will explain them to you one by one to prevent your thinking from keeping up with the development of society."

After Lu Bu finished speaking, he took out two more apples and handed them to Cao Cao:

"Take it. The new apples that my good brother, His Highness the Holy Son of Emperor Wa, bought today, taste good. I got two for you... There is a place called Aksu in the Western Region, which is now Wensu and Nancheng. The climate is very suitable for growing apples. In the real world, Aksu apples sell well at home and abroad. When Ah Ma arrives in the Western Region, remember to develop them. As long as you can plant the apples well, leave the transportation to me and I will ask the gods to help transport them. "

Cao Cao took the apple with both hands, bowed to the sky first, then rubbed it on his belly and took a bite:

"This is the first time I have eaten such a delicious apple. Thank you very much, Mr. Feng, and thank you His Royal Highness the Holy Son."

Lu Bu smiled and said:

"If you want to thank me, open up the Han Dynasty's territory wider so that the people can live a good life. This is the common wish of Empress Nuwa and the Holy Son of Emperor Wa."

"How dare you disobey your orders!"

Eating apples, Cao Cao felt better:

"If you have time, please stay in Qiao County for three to five days, so that I can fulfill my duty as a landlord."

Lu Bu waved his hand:

"I don't have time. Let's wait until you get to Chang'an. Now I am leading my army down the river by boat, preparing to attack Jingzhou. I heard that Liu Biao has set up many water forts on the river, and we have to fight against them. Over there in western Liaoning Wen Yuan is also gathering an army to attack Liaodong in the next few days. Wen Yuan is also at the southern foot of Hangai Mountain, clearing out the local Xianbei people. Sun Ce, the eldest son of Sun Wentai, is also fighting for the imperial court in Jiangdong. "

Everyone is working hard, but there is no time to stay in Qiao County.

Cao Cao imagined that scene and felt that within a year at the latest, the entire Han Dynasty would end its fragmentation and even create a larger territory.

But thinking that it was the rainy season now, he asked:

"It is said that there is a muddy land of hundreds of miles between western Liaoning and eastern Liaoning. If you are not careful, your army will be trapped. How did our army get across this place?"

Lu Bu smiled and said:

"What I don't know is that His Royal Highness the Holy Son's concubine and the four holy concubines were once given a piece of reed by Vairocana Buddha in the West. This leaf has the power to open roads in the mountains and build bridges in the water. The four saints The piece of Concubine Yunxiao, the Virgin Mother, has been used in the world of Journey to the West, which is sweeping across Goguryeo. Now the reed leaves of the Great Saint Concubine will be sent to our world to build bridges for the Han army and people and sweep across Gongsundu in Liaodong. "

Cao Cao couldn't believe how shocking that scene was:

"You are so strong, I am a big man. If I have the chance, I really want to see such miracles."

While the two were chatting, in the real world, Diao Chan looked at the big golden carp in the pool and asked playfully:

"Husband, do you want to eat this fish for lunch?"

Li Yu nodded:

"Eat, for such a big fish, you must make more dishes."

Mu Guiying put on her chef's hat and ordered like a head chef:

"Xiao Li, remember to scrape off the fish scales and fry it, and give it to your second wife to try. She likes the crispy fried deliciousness... Of course, I also like it."

Diao Chan lightly hit Mu Guiying:

"Sister Guiying will act strangely. Be careful not to feed you fish later."

Mu Guiying quickly changed to a flattering expression:

"Has the second sister started bullying me, the poor, weak third sister again?"

Diao Chan: "..."

This second sister is about to become the baby's straitjacket.

Li Yu took the fish out of the pond, patted it on the forehead first, then chopped the tail of the fish, drained the blood, and then scraped the scales.

Generally, when cooking fish at home, bleeding is optional, but for large carp weighing more than ten pounds, bleeding is required. This can reduce the fishy smell of the fish and make the meat more tender.

The fish's scales were bigger than a fingernail, and Li Yu thought it would be delicious if fried.

This kind of operation made Yunxiao, who was learning cooking next to him, think of the Dragon Clan:

"I wonder how dragon scales taste when fried. I guess it's not unpalatable. If I have a chance, I'll let my eldest brother catch a dragon and try it, and I'll let my husband try the dragon meat."

When she said this, Li Yu was really moved:

"Let my uncle pick the ones with the most heinous crimes. Don't go directly to the East China Sea Crystal Palace to catch dragons. That would have too much impact and is not conducive to internal stability."

Yunxiao nodded:

"Don't worry, husband, there are thousands of dragons in the sea, you can just grab one and eat it, it won't cause any harm."

Soon, a fish was cooked into seven or eight dishes by Li Yu, and coupled with the fresh Jiangsu food sent by Gan Ningtuo Lubu yesterday, a table of delicious food was completed.

Diao Chan sat down next to Li Yu, tasted the dishes first, then eagerly picked up the rice and launched an attack on the sweet and sour fish fillets:

"Hoho, sweet and sour fish without fish bones, I like it so much!"

Li Yu filled a small bowl of fish head and tofu soup and sipped it:

"This tastes good, delicious enough and delicious."

Yunxiao tasted it and asked:

"Any tips?"

"Just put some lard in when making it."

After dinner, Diao Chan Yunxiao got into Mu Guiying's car and went to play in the city. She waited to pick up Zhou Ruotong at the high-speed rail station at three o'clock in the afternoon.

Li Yu originally wanted to go there, but was ruthlessly rejected by the three ladies, so he had to stay in the B\u0026B and work with Lao Jia to formulate various strategies for the world in the book.

In the World of Conferred Gods, Jiang Ziya returned from the sea of ​​blood. There are now less than a thousand places left among the 365 righteous gods and the hundreds of thousands of subordinate gods and stars.

If he hadn't been worried about leaving a place for Chanjiao, he would have even wanted to send all the miscellaneous fish in the Blood Sea to the Heavenly Court.

Now that the quota for the Conferred Gods has been used up, Jiang Ziya feels that the Conferred Gods should be promoted as soon as possible. This can not only avoid long nights and dreams and other changes, but also reduce the pressure on the world of Journey to the West.

It is a certainty that the world of Journey to the West will detonate calamities in the future.

If he could complete the Conferred Godship before the Journey to the West explosion, then Wukong would be much less stressed when facing the gods in heaven.

Even if the evil spirits of the blood sea with bad conduct, low moral conduct and negligible cultivation level and the lonely ghosts selected by the underworld can transform into gods, how strong can they be in combat?

Last time Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace and was able to break into the Nantianmen. This time, there is a high probability that he will directly sweep through the Heavenly Palace, just like what the song says:

"Tread through the sky and be bold and unruly!"

What we failed to do in the Uprising last time, we must do it again this time.

Jiang Ziya returned to Chaoge City and went directly to the Human Race Sage Hall. He found Yang Jian who was in retreat and asked him about his insights on the Taoist Scriptures:

"You haven't even left the house recently. How is your understanding?"

With the original "Tao Jing" in hand, coupled with Yang Jian's good understanding and being at the peak of the Golden Immortal, he was supposed to be able to touch the threshold of Daluo soon, but Yang Jian has made little progress these days.

"Uncle Qi, my understanding of Tao deviates from the scriptures, so that I cannot fully understand the mystery of the scriptures."

Jiang Ziya asked curiously:

"What doubts do you have? Tell me."

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Yang Jian said:

"Monks seek immortality in order to be free and at ease, but there are many restrictions in the "Tao Jing", some of which are even obvious intimidation and punishment... What do you think was in the mind of Taoist Patriarch when he wrote this Tao Jing? state?"

These words reminded Jiang Ziya.

Although Lao Jiang's talent was very average, and he was just a little immortal when he went down the mountain to prepare for becoming a god, he was extremely familiar with the "Tao Jing" and practiced it almost in his spare time. He had already memorized the entire "Tao Jing" by heart.

Now hearing Yang Jian's words, Jiang Ziya also felt something:

"When you say that, I vaguely feel that something is wrong. I feel that the Taoist ancestor restrains the thoughts and behaviors of the monks through this Taoist scripture, keeping everyone within a controllable range... From this point of view, he preached through the three religions. The "Tao Jing" is actually designed to control the monks in the three realms. "

In the past, Taoist ancestors were always regarded as selfless and dedicated senior masters. They single-handedly quelled the chaos of ancient times, ended the era of rampant demons, and incarnated the way of heaven in their bodies to stabilize the three realms.

Now that this filter is broken, Taozu's sense of sanctity is gone.

Jiang Ziya felt that he was more in tune with Dao, and he said to Yang Jian:

"When Senior Brother Xuandu taught you the "Tao Jing", he once said, "Study Taoism, but you cannot fully study Taoism. Perhaps this is to hint you. I heard that among the people in the real world, there is also a saying that "It is not as good as to fully believe in the book." "No Book], don't be superstitious about the scriptures, but look at the problem with a questioning eye."

When he said this, Yang Jian suddenly felt enlightened, and his realm also changed significantly. He had a vague feeling of breaking through the limit of Daluo.

In the Wa Palace, the Queen Mother noticed this scene and nodded and said:

"Yang Jian is indeed very talented in cultivating immortals. After Jiang Shang's guidance, he showed signs of breaking through Daluo. If he continues like this, he will be able to achieve Daluo and merge with Erlang Shen in less than two months."

At this time, Xuandu and others were all guests in the Wa Palace. Hearing this, they asked:

"If Yang Jian achieves Daluo, will Haotian play the family card with him and kidnap this nephew?"

The Queen Mother smiled and shook her head:

"For the time being, there is no possibility. If Yang Jian could be persuaded, he would have become Haotian's capable general. He has been staying in the human world and refusing to listen to Haotian's orders. This itself explains the problem."

After speaking, the Queen Mother took out some small clothes and a small magic weapon for protection and gave them to Lei Zhenzi, who had been held in Kong Xuan's arms.

Nezha, who was standing by, immediately refused to do so.

He was still a toddler and could not speak, but when he saw the goddess giving Lei Zi the magic weapon, he immediately stretched out his chubby hand and wanted it too.

This little guy came to the Wa Palace as if he was back home. He was not restrained and wanted to try everything. He even wanted to try the mutton chili that Bixiao and Jinling Shengmu were sharing. He was slapped twice on the butt by his mother and then he became obedient.

During the chat, everyone asked about the Styx Patriarch hidden in the depths of the sea of ​​blood:

"My goddess, if this person does something weird, how should we deal with it?"

The goddess said:

"His target is most likely the Heavenly Palace. You don't need to worry. If he really dares to mess around, just pray to the Heavenly Dao Master directly, and there is no need to force a confrontation."

Dao Ge has a way to deal with the Styx Patriarch, so everyone doesn't need to fight desperately.

While everyone was chatting in the palace, Qiong Xiao brought her own bedding and quietly came to the princess castle where Fairy Caiyun and Fairy Hanzhi lived. She found an empty room, put a Simmons mattress and bedding on it, and planned to set up camp.

She first tried the bed she had conjured, then came to Fairy Caiyun's office, opened the small book that recorded the oaths of various worlds, and planned to take the oath and feel the joy of being an official in the Wa Palace.

"Caiyun, this man swore to make a fortune, but he suffered poverty all his life. Should we strike him with thunder? After all, this is considered a violation of the oath."

"This man swore to marry a white, rich and beautiful woman, but he ended up being single all his life. Is this also considered a violation of the oath?"

"There are also people who swore that they would rather starve to death or jump off a cliff than eat, but they ended up eating three bowls of food while holding a basin and praising the delicious taste of the food. We should strike him with thunder to teach him a lesson!"

"There are also a few women who wanted to marry princes and nobles, but became old maids. Shouldn't they be punished to let them remember this lesson?"

"There is another one who swore to build a strong country, but she didn't solve the problem of food and clothing until her death. She seriously violated her oath."

Listening to Qiongxiao's outrageous remarks, Han Zhixian quickly snatched the small book:

"You'd better not look through it. It will squander our limited merits... When people swear, you are the only one who swears. Don't you think there are too many humans?"

Qiong Xiao spread his hands:

"Are you still going to favor one over the other?"

Fairy Caiyun put the small book into the magic weapon and explained patiently:

"These oaths are harmless, and even the fantasy of the people to have fun in misery. How can we generalize? The oaths we swear are generally about betrayal, betrayal, and hypocrisy. We need to carefully screen them and cannot make arbitrary judgments."

Qiong Xiao felt a headache after hearing this. He kicked off his Converse shoes, crossed his legs and lay on the sofa and said:

"I thought you two I'm enjoying life here, but I didn't expect it to be so hard... Caiyun, if I swear in Chaoge City, can you receive it?"

Fairy Caiyun nodded and said:

"Yes, but I have filtered out the general oaths. What oath are you going to swear?"

Qiong Xiao thought about it seriously:

"I want to swear that my elder sister and brother-in-law will always love and be happy. Is this okay?"

Fairy Caiyun shook her head:

"It is impossible to take an oath, or even record it, because it is a fact recognized by the heaven, and it is not considered an oath."

Qiong Xiao sat up from the sofa when he heard it:

"What did you say? The happiness of my elder sister and brother-in-law is a fact recognized by the heaven? Great, I said that these two people are easy to eat, right? Haha, I was right!"

Han Zhixian said:

"It has been a long time. The Queen even used the red hydrangea to deduce that His Royal Highness the Son of Heaven and several concubines are all perfect matches, and all of them have been recognized by the Heavenly Dao... Guiying said that in the real world, she often stole meat from the kitchen for the Heavenly Dao, and they had already established a deep revolutionary friendship. Perhaps from that time, the Heavenly Dao Saint recognized everyone's feelings."

Qiong Xiao rubbed his hands excitedly:

"I asked my brother-in-law to allow me to go to the real world and bring some small gifts to the Heavenly Dao. There may be surprises. Do you two need to bring them?"

When she asked this, Fairy Caiyun and Fairy Hanzhi hurriedly began to prepare gifts in a hurry. Even Jieyun prepared a small pillow made of purple Jieyun and asked Qiongxiao to take it to the real world to give it to the Heavenly Dao.

Qiong Xiao was very curious about the function of this pillow. She tried it, and then her hair became a perfect afro, which could not be eliminated by magic. In the end, she had to ask the Queen for help, and Qiong Xiao's hair was restored.

While the Wahuang Palace was bustling, Kunlun Mountain was a different scene.

Yu Ding Zhenren left first, saying that he didn't want to hide anymore and wanted to return to Jinxia Cave to wait. If he was finally on the list, it meant that it was his fate and he couldn't escape it.

Yun Zhongzi then left Kunlun Mountain, planning to find a quiet place to build a new version of the golden stick for his apprentice, and also planned to refer to the characteristics of the golden hoop to increase the function of being able to be large or small.

After the two apprentices left, Yuanshi Tianzun, who had been in seclusion, suddenly came out, looked at the sparse descendants on Kunlun Mountain, used the power of the saint to deduce the location of the three treasures jade Ruyi, and said in a deep voice:

"Some things should be settled!"

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