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Chapter 820 Xuannv assassinates Liu Bei! [Seeking monthly votes]

Seeing Li Yu's very useful expression, Diao Chan also grabbed the pillow, and her pretty face was full of surprise:

"Wow, it's so comfortable and itchy, you guys try it too, it's amazing."

Zhou Ruotong and Mu Guiying also reached out and grabbed a handful, it was indeed extraordinary, Mu Guiying even held it in her arms and tried it with her chin, and immediately liked this feeling:

"This pillow is weird, I'm worried that it will hurt Brother Dao, let me keep it for three to five years."

This girl tried it, and her bandit nature broke out.

Yun Xiao smiled and said:

"If you like it, I'll let Jieyun make another one for you. This is a gift from everyone to Tiandao Shangren, so don't occupy it."

Mu Guiying made her own request as soon as she heard it:

"Make the pillow bigger, change the color, preferably gold, to show the royal demeanor, as for other aspects, I haven't thought of it yet... Jieyun has after-sales service, right?"

Diao Chan wanted a pillow, a little smaller, to relax herself after studying.

Li Yu didn't care, anything was fine.

Yunxiao remembered these requests, took the gifts and walked into the living room. Seeing Dao Ge staring at Pangu hanging on the wall in a daze, he laid out everyone's gifts one by one.

Dao Ge accepted it, lay down and tried the little pillow, and called out twice with satisfaction.

Just like that, the gifts were delivered, and Li Yu went to the kitchen to prepare dinner.

Professor Zhou returned triumphantly from the capital, so he naturally had to have a good meal. In the afternoon, Li Yu had nothing to do, so he ordered a pig and asked the villagers to slaughter it and send it to the B\u0026B.

In recent days, there have been pig-killing dishes in the village every day, but Li Yu's family is large, and if he goes to eat for free, he can sit at a large table, so he simply asked Wu Song to buy a pig, slaughter it and send it to the B\u0026B, and cook the pig-killing dishes himself.

As he was preparing, Wang Shengli drove an electric tricycle and came to the B\u0026B with Wu Song, delivering a big fat pig that had been slaughtered in half:

"Xiao Li, this pig weighs more than 300 kilograms, and its fat is wider than the palm of your hand. Old Sun's family has raised it for a year and was reluctant to kill it. Hearing that you like to eat this kind of pig, he plans to raise two more next year and leave them all for you."

Li Yu is the God of Wealth in Shitouzhai Village. Since the opening of the B\u0026B, first the vermicelli has a market, then the scenic spot is revitalized, and the Hanfu factory is opened. Almost everyone in the village has a job, and the income can increase by several thousand yuan every month.

In the barren rural areas of the Central Plains, having this kind of income is more impressive than those so-called well-off villages.

So when they heard that Li Yu wanted to buy a pig and kill the pig that year, the village immediately took action. Wang Shengli also specially organized a group to do a survey, and finally selected the big flower pig of more than 300 kilograms from Old Sun's family.

One pig, two pieces of meat, a whole electric tricycle.

Wu Song carried it to the kitchen and tried to disassemble it with Li Yu. Wang Shengli sat in the yard, filled a large basin with water, and began to wash the pig intestines, pig stomachs, pig heads and other things.

These parts have been washed in the village, but Wang Shengli is worried and plans to wash them again.

In the kitchen, Mu Guiying tied an apron and took a boning knife to remove the pig's hind legs.

The hind leg meat, together with the pork elbows and pig trotters, was rubbed with pepper salt and kneaded carefully, so that the salt can penetrate into the meat more easily, killing the moisture and making ham.

Zhang Ping heard that her son bought a pig, and repeatedly told her in the group to make some sausages:

"Son, make some Sichuan and Cantonese sausages. Put whole peppercorns in Sichuan, no need to crush them, it's more enjoyable to eat whole ones... It's all your fault, you stinky boy, you insisted on killing the New Year pig, which made me lose the mood to go to work."

It was just Laba, but Zhang Ping felt that the New Year was coming.

Zhou Ruotong said while holding the phone:

"Mom, please quit your job and come back. My parents are coming to the B\u0026B for the Spring Festival this year and asked me to prepare some food in advance. I don't know anything and need you to take charge."

After hearing what she said, Li Yu, Wu Song, Yun Xiao, Diao Chan, and Mu Guiying all gave Zhou Ruotong a thumbs up.

It takes a daughter-in-law like Professor Zhou to fool the elders. One sentence aroused the emotions of Doctor Zhang:

"Really? In that case, I will ask the hospital leaders later and go back next week. Don't neglect your parents-in-law. Son, you look around in the village. If there are still pigs, I will kill one when I go back, so that there will be enough to eat."

Li Yu smiled and said:

"Don't worry, there will be enough to eat. Besides, there is not enough meat here. If you kill a little monster in the world of Fengshen, you will have tens of thousands of tons of meat. I guarantee that you will eat meat until you vomit."

Zhang Ping wanted to slap her son twice:

"You are so stubborn, aren't you?"

Li Yu smiled:

"I miss you. When you are not here, we can't even handle the pigs."

While he was talking, Wu Song, a master of knife, and Mu Guiying had already divided the pork into seven or eight.

The spine and leg bones were all stewed with sauerkraut, the pig head, liver, lungs, etc. were stewed in water, and the front leg meat was cut into pieces slightly smaller than mahjong to prepare sausages. There were also blood sausage, garlic pork, braised pork intestines and other dishes.

When everyone was busy in the kitchen, Li Yu asked Yunxiao:

"When are you going there?"

"After dinner, I will go to the world in the book and wait for the signal from my mother-in-law."

Zhou Ruotong took off her bracelet and handed it to Yunxiao:

"Take it with you, and take my phoenix headdress too. In case of any unexpected situation, it can save your life."

Mu Guiying pointed to the Luobao money hanging around her neck and said:

"I will go and tell Xiao Feiyu and come back. Let Xiao Feiqian stay in the world in the book. If you and Master need it, keep it with you."

Having treasure money in hand can greatly increase your probability of winning.

When Zhou Ruotong came back this time, he also brought over all the identity cards and household registration books of Yun Xiao and Xuanzang. The two of them can now be considered truly modern people.

As for Jia Xu, Wu Dalang and others, it is estimated that they can handle the household registration issue before the Spring Festival holiday.

At half past five, this sumptuous pig-killing dish was ready.

Wang Shengli originally wanted to stay and eat, but Aunt Wang was afraid that he would drink too much, so she couldn't help but escort Lao Wang back.

Before leaving, Li Yu gave the couple a bowl of meat. Even if they couldn't drink at the B\u0026B, they could still have a few drinks to satisfy their cravings when they got home.

Yunxiao kept looking at his ID card and household registration book:

"When I first got it, I suddenly felt like I was born and raised in the real world. The connection with the world in the book has become weaker. I don't know what changes will happen there."

When she spoke, there was a different scene in Chaoge City.

The quirky Qiong Xiao first noticed something was wrong:

"I feel like there is an inexplicable layer between me and my eldest sister. We used to have the same roots, but now we feel a little strange... What's going on?"

Bixiao also took off his headphones and said:

"I also feel that the eldest sister is a little far away from us. She won't have any accidents in the real world, right?"

Mother Jin Ling felt the connection with Yunxiao and felt that there shouldn't be a big problem. Maybe she was having a conversation with His Highness the Holy Son, and her mind was quite agitated, so she had this strange feeling.

When she thought of the feelings that Mother Turtle Spirit shared with her about consummating the marriage, Mother Golden Spirit blushed a little.

His Royal Highness the Son of God is really very bad, super bad, the worst in the three worlds... His knees can actually touch his shoulders. This posture is very embarrassing when you think about it, and Yun Xiao is too indulgent of him.

If it were me, I definitely wouldn't let him get what he wanted... Thinking of this, Our Lady of the Golden Spirit felt her lips were dry and couldn't help but lick them twice with her tongue.

As a Holy Mother, we still don’t know what love is.

But now that I have a preliminary understanding of love, I won't rely on my brain and imagination to conceive of the picture like Junior Sister Gui Ling did.

While she was wandering around, Our Lady of the Turtle Spirit took a picture of Our Lady of the Golden Spirit:

"It's broad daylight. You don't have to be ashamed to think about anything. Just calm down and get down to business."

The Holy Mother of Jinling blushed, blaming His Highness the Holy Son for causing her to lose her mind.

Holy Mother Turtle Spirit said to everyone:

"I just deduced the world in the book and found that Senior Sister Yunxiao was in the Western Region of the Three Kingdoms world, blowing up the temples in Arabia with dust whisks, and actually dared to provoke China. Which of you is interested in taking a trip? There is merit in destroying foreign gods!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Our Lady of Golden Spirit took out her Four Elephant Tower:

"In that case, let me go for a while. The Arab gods believe in the stars and the moon, and they coincide with the stars I control. I will clean them up."

After saying that, she took out her body protection magic weapon and prepared to go to the world of the Three Kingdoms, and then fight all the way to the west.

Empress Shiji expressed her intention to follow her:

"I heard that the gods there regard women as livestock. I will go and meet them."

Our Lady of Fire Spirits likes to join in the fun:

"I'll go too. They destroyed the Buddha. My master is the leader of the Buddhist sect. Naturally, this matter must be settled."

The Golden Lady, one of the ten heavenly kings of Jin'ao Island who came to visit as a guest, rolled up her sleeves without saying a word when she heard that she was going to fight.

The Holy Mother Turtle Spirit found that the fairies who went there were easy to get hit with, so she had to sigh and said that she would follow them. If they got hit, she could clear their minds.

Jiang Ziya reminded:

"Senior sisters, the Western gods should not be underestimated. Why not take a long-term approach?"

Our Lady of Fire Spirits said:

"Uncle Jiang, you like your mother-in-law in your teachings. Uncle Xuandu has already dominated the Western God Realm. Even Athena and others are willing to beat his legs and pinch his feet. What kind of trouble can the Arabian gods make?"

When Jiang Ziya heard this, he didn't say much, but he still took out the flame flag off the ground and asked everyone to wear protective gear.

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After the group of women left, Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao each drove their own cars to the Wa Palace and sat down cross-legged. On the surface, they were praying for blessings, but in fact, they were transferring their innate power to the empress.

Qiong Xiao talked a lot and asked in her heart:

"Mother, how is the war going now?"

As soon as she finished asking, the sound of her old mother eating melon seeds sounded in her mind:

"Yuanshi hasn't found Zhunti yet. He has gone to several places, but only with false shots. It will probably take two days for the two of them to hide and seek like this. Don't rush, just take your time."

Jiang Ziya came to the Conferred God Platform and just sat down when he suddenly sensed that there were gods and goddesses in Japan in the Sui and Tang Dynasties.

Worried that he would hurt the people of China, he tore apart time and space in an instant, crossed over in one step, and saw a giant black snake with several heads hovering in the sky over Japan, looking at the land of China with sinister eyes from time to time.

As the Wucheng King of the Chinese human race, Jiang Ziya immediately grabbed the Dragon Spine Divine Whip on his back, made a magic formula and rushed over Japan.

The mother-in-law and mother-in-law who just preached the teachings of the Holy Mother of Fire Spirit angered Old Jiang. Now he just happened to find a punching bag. He rounded the divine whip in his hand and hit the big black snake on the head.

The big snake screamed in pain and was about to escape when the compass hanging on Jiang Ziya's waist flew out automatically and instantly transformed into the size of a mountain, blocking the big snake's retreat.

At this time, several more gods rushed to the clouds on Dongying Island, apparently to help the big snake.

Jiang Ziya was not afraid at all. He grabbed the Dragon Spine Divine Whip and secretly mobilized the power of the mountain on the whip to directly smash the two heads of the black snake, sending balls of black mucus flying everywhere.

After unleashing the anger, Lao Jiang's hair and beard grew, and he used his own skill to apply the massive human mind power in his body to the divine whip. The effect was surprisingly good. The remaining heads of the black snake exploded one after another, and even a section of its body exploded. .

It was obvious that the telepathy of the Chinese people had a special hatred for Japan, and this hatred doubled Lao Jiang's lethality.

After dealing with the big snake, Jiang Ziya wiped out the remaining Japanese evil spirits.

He is Daluo Jinxian, the first yellow clay doll in the world. Regardless of his lethality or fighting consciousness, he is not comparable to ordinary Daluo.

After exterminating these evil spirits, Lao Jiang looked at the snow-topped Mount Fuji. Magma suddenly rose into the sky, and the entire Japan was immediately plunged into a sea of ​​fire.

Jiang Ziya lowered his head and glanced:

"As a god, I shouldn't have done this, but the human telepathy in my body forced me to strike this blow... In such a small place, I always want to devour the land of China. This natural disaster is your retribution!"

Jiang Ziya checked it over and confirmed that there was no evil spirit before choosing to leave.

He did not return to Chaoge City immediately, but walked around the Chinese border, knocking off the heads of several grassland mountain gods, and destroying the shaman gods on the plateau. When passing by Siam, he smashed the heads of several mountain gods on all sides with a whip. Buddha's head.

Last time, this guy went to Chaoge City without knowing his life or death. Now that he saw his Buddhist golden body, Lao Jiang's murderous intention suddenly emerged.

When the fight here was getting heated, Water Margin said that in the Yue World, Jiutian Xuannv went straight to Xuande in Youzhou City, preparing to break up the dragon energy gathered in Xuande before Xuande established a country.

However, before she could fly in front of Xuande, Master Luo and Elder Zhizhen were guarding her on the left and right in front of Xuande:

"I don't want to be an enemy of Heaven, but it concerns the human race, and I can't just sit back and watch."

Compared with Elder Zhizhen's gentleness, Master Luo's mouth was full of Taoist whims:

"Get out of this world!"

The Jurchens are sharpening their swords and are about to go south. As a Chinese god, instead of helping, they want to kill the person who revitalizes the human race. Such a god should be killed!

Jiutian Xuannv, dressed in military uniform, looked at the two of them and asked:

"You two want to stop me?"

Elder Zhizhen did not speak, but took a deep breath. The muscles in his body gradually grew larger, and finally burst the monk's clothes. The rosary in his hand also turned into a golden Zen staff as thick as a bowl.

Master Luo no longer suppressed his own realm, and his cultivation level soared directly from earth immortal to heavenly immortal. The sword on his waist was also replaced by the killing sword presented by Jiang Ziya.

Jiutian Xuannv waved her hand, and the heavenly soldiers under her command rushed over and surrounded Elder Zhizhen and Luo Zhenren.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Jiutian Xuannv took a step forward. Just as she was about to take action against Xuande, the scene in front of her suddenly shattered piece by piece like a mirror.

Where Xuande was, a golden plate appeared. What Xuande saw just now was caused by the change of the light curtain reflected by the golden plate.

Jiutian Xuannu was fucked by the golden pan, and she suddenly became angry:

"court death!"

Countless middle-finger emojis floated across the surface of the gold plate:

"I am the little fat man under the command of the Holy Son of Emperor Wa. If you scold me, you are scolding His Highness the Holy Son... I scold His Highness the Holy Son for the first time when we meet. I may not know what I want to do in the future... Please help me, Xuannv wants to kill the Holy Son. Your Highness!"

Jiutian Xuannv was stunned by the way this guy framed her face to face, but then she picked up the golden talisman given by Haotian himself and planned to destroy this strange magic weapon.

She swung out the golden talisman, thinking it would be easy, but halfway through the flight, the golden talisman was firmly held by a big hand.

The God of Wealth, Zhao Gongming, appeared with a smile. The gold plate immediately became smaller and hung on Lao Zhao's chest, turning into a breast shield for him.

As for the golden talisman, Lao Zhao crushed it with his fingers and turned it into a cluster of golden light, which was completely absorbed by the golden body of the God of Wealth:

"Are there any similar magical weapons? Use them all. The goldier the color, the more lethal it will be to me... There are not many gods like me who take the initiative to expose their weaknesses. Our old Zhao is an honest person."

Xuan Nu had such an old rant that she didn’t know where to start. Just as she was about to leave, she found that she was surrounded by Zhao Gongming’s clones. When this bitch spoke, he quietly transformed into dozens of clones, completely sealing off the world where Xuan Nu was. got up.

Above the Nine Heavens, Haotian saw this situation and ordered the Lei Department to rescue the lower realm in thirty-six days.

After receiving the order, the thirty-sixth general gathered in the lower realms. As soon as he arrived in the sky above Youzhou, before he could form a formation to fight Zhao Gongming's clone, a huge golden cudgel appeared in the slanting thorn, and Wukong suddenly appeared from an unknown corner. Fight your way out.

These generals knew how strong Wukong was in combat. As soon as they saw the appearance of the golden cudgel, they became timid before fighting and wanted to retreat.

"My son, do you miss your grandpa?"

Wukong said hello to everyone, picked up the golden cudgel and started to greet the generals.

When Xuannv saw Wukong coming and Zhao Gongming still clinging to her, she was completely panicked. She raised her hand to grab a jade talisman and said eagerly:

"Please ask Mr. Black Robe to save me, there will be consequences for me one day!"

After saying that, she crushed the jade talisman, and a man dressed in black robes suddenly appeared, passing the thirty-six heavenly generals, and prepared to fight Wukong alone:

"Sun Wukong, you monkey, others are afraid of you, but I am not afraid of you. If you surrender now, I can grant you the position of envoy. If you persist in your stubbornness, today will be the day of your death!"

Wukong was happy when he heard:

"I am now the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, a deputy heaven-level cadre. What is your position? Can you be the first to poop?"

Seeing that the monkey was stubborn, the black-robed man stopped talking and used his magic weapon to knock down the purple-gold crown on Wukong's head. Then a lot of thick smoke flew out of his sleeves and rushed straight towards Wukong...

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