Run a B&B and receive Wu Song at the beginning
Chapter 88 Lu Bu: Let me show you three people and one pig [please vote]
"Brother, I am Erlang."
Wu Song looked at Lu Bu dumbfounded. He just cut his hair and changed into modern clothes. Why couldn't anyone recognize him?
"Erlang?"
Lu Bu sat up from the steps, looked at Wu Song several times, and reached out to touch the fabric of his clothes:
"This dress looks really good. It makes Erlang look like a young man."
After saying that, he turned to look at Li Yu and asked with a shy face:
"Brother, can I wear this kind of clothes?"
"You have to buy a special model. Sister Zhen measured your clothes size last time. I'll ask online. If I have it, I'll buy you two sets and some pairs of shoes."
The shoes of the Three Kingdoms period were relatively rough and did not differentiate between left and right feet. They were not as light and comfortable as modern shoes.
Moreover, the war was about to start, so Lu Bu had to buy some pairs of cut-proof and stab-proof military boots to prevent him from getting injured on the battlefield.
Sun Facai's time travel has completely disrupted the plot of the Three Kingdoms. People who were originally safe in the book may have some accidents.
Therefore, protection must be done in advance to avoid danger.
When Wang Shengli and others saw guests at the B\u0026B, they did not bother them:
"Xiao Li, please send us back. Xiao Song will also go back. Today we will have a meal with the neighbors and propose a toast to everyone."
Li Yu agreed, drove everyone to the village in a van, and asked Wu Song to drink less, so as not to scare the villagers in Shitou Village.
"Brother Li, please stay and have dinner together."
Arriving at the door of Wang Shengli's house, Wu Song offered words to persuade him to stay.
Li Yu pointed in the direction of the B\u0026B:
"Brother Fengxian is here. I have to ask about the situation there. You can eat here. I'll pick you up when I'm done."
After saying that, he declined the invitation from his fellow villagers and drove back to the B\u0026B.
"Brother, have you arrived at Hulao Pass?"
"Not yet, Mr. Wenhe won't let us go too fast. Today he made another divination and said that it is not suitable to march in the next three days, so the army will camp on the spot to rest."
Damn, the signs of fishing in the water are too obvious... Li Yu imagined Jia Xu's nagging look, and felt that he was becoming more and more like a magician.
"Where was Sun Facai when you left Luoyang?"
"My brother has introduced him to Cai Yong. Cai Yong initially looked down upon him, but the words of the wise brother, 'The roc rises with the wind in one day, and it soars ninety thousand miles away', which made old Cai change his attitude."
Good guy, you are a copycat, right?
Li Yu was originally worried that Sun Facai would be beaten if he went to the Cai Mansion again, but he didn't expect that this bitch would actually play the trick of a copycat. This was a good way to infiltrate the gentry.
I was too anxious last time. I should package and download poems and songs from the Eastern, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, and even the Tang and Song dynasties, and let Lu Bu take them over to give me some cultural confidence.
Fortunately, it's not too late now. I'll download it to a USB flash drive later and let Lu Bu take it back and send someone to Luoyang.
Without a computer, no one knows what is in the USB flash drive, and the only laptop in the Three Kingdoms world is in the hands of Sun Facai, so even if the USB flash drive is lost, it will be fine.
Li Yu led Lu Bu to the study, turned on the computer, and began to package and download ancient poems and songs.
Lu Bu sat aside, picked up the mirror on the table, looked left and right, and looked obsessed with his handsome appearance:
"Brother, why did Erlang cut his hair? Do you want to cut it off as a brother?"
Li Yu told Wu Song about his plan to live in the real world for a long time:
"He cut off his long hair and put on modern clothes in order to blend into modern society. If you want to live in ancient times, you should keep it. Your body, hair and skin are inherited from your parents. If you cut your hair rashly, you will be criticized by the nobles."
During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a system of filial piety and integrity. Everyone tried their best to show their filial piety, even to the point of pathology. Several of the famous Twenty-four Filial Piety occurred during the Three Kingdoms period.
Lu Bu, who killed his adoptive father, and Ma Chao, who raised an army and killed his biological father, were despised by the nobles because they violated filial piety.
"Then let's keep our hair for brother's sake."
Lu Bu looked at the poems being downloaded on his computer and became interested:
"Brother, are there any poems suitable for me?"
Li Yu thought for a while:
"It's true... but if the Dragon City Flying General is here and doesn't teach Huma how to cross the Yin Mountains, what do you think?"
Lu Bu slapped his thigh with joy:
"What a poem! My brother once became a flying general on the Bingzhou grassland. This poem is really tailor-made for me."
Li Yu: "..."
But the Dragon City Flying General described by Wang Changling refers to Li Guang.
Speaking of which, Shan Xiongxin in the Sui and Tang Dynasty stories seems to have the title of flying general... If Qin Qiong can get him out later, he can let the two flying generals compete to see whose title is worthy of the title.
After downloading all the information, Li Yu tried to download some PPT files on the improvement of ancient agricultural tools, such as waterwheel production, windmill production, wooden plow improvement, etc., which were all relatively practical.
If Sun Facai thinks about it, he might be able to benefit the world of the Three Kingdoms.
Copying all these information to the USB flash drive, Li Yu handed it to Lu Bu:
"After I go back, I will send someone to deliver this to Sun Facai. The contents inside will help him gain a foothold in the noble clan."
Lu Bu looked at the USB flash drive, which was no bigger than a finger, and asked curiously:
"How many words can fit in this?"
"This is a 512G USB flash drive, which is the same size as the storage on your mobile phone. It can hold hundreds of thousands of photos and hundreds of millions of text. However, USB flash drives are generally not used in this way. They are used to temporarily transfer data and so on."
Lu Bu was shocked when he heard that it could hold so much content. He stuffed the USB flash drive into his inner pocket as if it was a treasure, checked it several times, and then talked about the latest information on the world of the Three Kingdoms:
"Brother Wei has found Gao Shun. He is very interested in joining the Bingzhou Army. However, he is currently observing filial piety and will not be able to serve as an official until half a year later. There is no trace of Yu Jin. I don't know where he is."
Keep filial piety?
Could this be a deliberate attempt to prevent Lu Bu from becoming stronger due to the rules in the book?
Judging from what happened to Wu Song, it is very likely that the world of the Three Kingdoms will eventually evolve into a three-legged confrontation, and Lu Bu will be the one to leave early.
Now, taking advantage of the trouble caused by outsiders, they actually want to catch all future talents in one fell swoop.
If you really let it go, you can make three big men with one push, and there is also the Three Kingdoms... Li Yu understood it immediately from the perspective of the rules of the Three Kingdoms world.
He said to Lu Bu:
"If you can't recruit, you should ease the relationship first. When you recruit talents, you can give some gadgets appropriately to arouse their curiosity. Maybe some people will take the initiative to defect."
Lighters, flashlights, laser pointers, sunglasses, magnifying glasses, even rubber bands, pencils, A4 paper, etc., can all be used to seduce counselors.
Lu Bu was stunned:
"Can you still do this?"
"Of course. These things that were not available in ancient times will definitely arouse their thirst for knowledge... By the way, I will place an order for you to buy some Rubik's Cubes. Buy some of the third-order Rubik's Cube, the fourth-order Rubik's Cube, and the fifth-order Rubik's Cube for free. For any counselor who considers himself to be a smart person, his heart will definitely be moved."
Curiosity is the driving force for human development. I don’t believe that those who get the Rubik’s Cube will be indifferent.
In addition, you can also buy some gadgets such as Luban locks. When dealing with smart people, you have to use such brain-stimulating things.
After thinking about it, Jia Xu was obsessed with studying electricity. Some of the counselors liked the Rubik's Cube, some were keen on Lego blocks, and some were desperately studying the difficult Luban Lock.
Isn’t this better than drinking and eating meat all day to exercise your brain?
Li Yu just went ahead and quickly placed an order for a bunch of difficult educational toys online.
Lu Bu came over and looked at the online shopping page:
"Brother Xian, isn't this too childish?"
Li Yu smiled and said:
"These things do seem childish for children to play with, but for the counselors in the Three Kingdoms world, they are just right."
Jia Xu, who is in his forties, calls himself an old man. When he turns on the switch, he will make a little jump that reveals his nature, not to mention the young counselors.
I don’t know what’s going on with Brother Liang now. I can ask Lu Bu to give him a fifth-level Rubik’s Cube later to try to get some ties.
After the territory was stabilized, Sun Facai was asked to found a university and recruit Liang Ge, Pang Tong, Xu Shu and others to the capital together with their teacher Sima Hui.
Sima Hui may not be interested in official positions, but he will never refuse the position of university professor.
At that time, I will copy some famous quotes that praise teachers, such as burning yourself to illuminate others, such as teachers being engineers of the human soul, etc.
As soon as old man Sima came to power, why didn't he put all his efforts into cultivating talents?
As for the generals, they should not be idle. They should set up a military academy and let Liu Xie be the principal. The generals would all become disciples of the emperor.
Whoever makes a mistake in the future can shout, "I have shed blood for the imperial court, and I want to see the principal." It's fun to think about it.
Li Yu told Lu Bu his thoughts, and the strong man's eyes widened when he heard:
"Can it still be done like this?"
"It's definitely not possible now. At least there needs to be a piece of territory. The area around Luoyang is about to be destroyed. It's best to occupy Guanzhong and immerse ourselves in development for a few years, and then we can start restructuring."
Four or five years after Dong Zhuo's death, the princes continued to fight and kill in the Central Plains. The Guanzhong area became a no-care zone, and the young emperor Liu Xie was also frightened.
Now that we know the plot, we have to seize this window period to concentrate on development and give the princes a little surprise.
At noon, the B\u0026B made braised noodles.
Fry the raw noodles first, then add the fried meat slices and side dishes, with a little more soup. Cover the pot and simmer for about fifteen minutes. When all the soup is absorbed, the noodles are ready.
Served with garlic cloves, it tastes very enjoyable.
Lu Bu ate two small bowls in succession:
"I didn't expect that soup cakes can be eaten in this way. Today is really an eye-opener for me."
Zhao Dahu cleaned the noodles in the bowl, picked up the egg soup and took a sip:
"Why does it seem so natural for you to say something like this, but it doesn't sound like this when others imitate it? Brother, what do you do?"
Lu Bu grinned:
"I'm an actor, don't challenge my career at your expense."
Li Yu: "..."
There are a lot of nonsense. Before leaving Luoyang, Sun Facai taught you a lot.
After eating and drinking, Zhao Dahu extended an invitation to Lu Bu:
"Tonight my blacksmith shop is burning the bottom of the pot. Brother, please come and join us. It will be a good time to visit my Dragon King Village."
Lu Bu is a person who likes excitement, so he will naturally not miss it:
"Okay, I was just wondering how to make iron now."
Zhao Dahu chatted for a while and then went back to get ready. Lu Bu thought there would be a party in the evening, so he went upstairs to take a bath, put on Feiyu clothes, and planned to go back after attending the Burning Pot Di.
"My dear brother, what does it mean to burn the bottom of a pot?"
"I've moved to a new house, and I need to cook a meal for friends and relatives... I just want an excuse to eat, drink, and be lively together."
Li Yu saw that it was almost time and was about to drive the van to Shitou Zhai New Village when he saw Wu Song in sportswear coming back along the mountain road.
"Erlang came back very early, and I'm planning to pick you up."
Wu Song took the teapot, poured a cup of tea, and drank it in one breath:
"Aunt Wang was afraid of delaying the work at the B\u0026B, so she didn't let her drink more."
Lu Bu sat next to him and said:
"Erlang, tonight the blacksmith Zhao Xiandi is going to hold a pot-burning ceremony. Let's go together, just in time to taste the delicious food he will prepare."
Wu Song knew this very well:
"There are roasted suckling pig and roasted whole lamb, as well as lobster and blue crab. Brother can enjoy it slowly."
Lu Bu originally wanted to show off, but he didn't expect Wu Song to know more than him:
"How did Erlang find out?"
"Brother Li asked Brother Zhao about the dishes he prepared last night, and I was standing by."
After saying that, he described to Lu Bu, a dumpling from the Three Kingdoms, what he had seen in Yinzhou City yesterday, including high-rise buildings, large shopping malls, and delicious food. Lu Bu's heart was filled with excitement:
"Brother Wei has only seen tall buildings in videos, but I haven't experienced them yet. Brother Xian, can you take Brother Wei out for a walk today?"
Li Yu thought that there was indeed nothing to do in the afternoon, so he nodded and said:
"Okay, let's go, I'll drive you around the city."
Wu Song didn't have anything to do, so he went with him. The three of them drove to the city and walked around. During this time, Lu Bu didn't stop talking and kept asking questions.
Passing by the railway gate, a freight train happened to be passing by. Lu Bu pushed the door open and got off the train, observing the steel behemoth up close.
"It's amazing. It can actually pull so many carriages. If it is used in the Three Kingdoms world, the army will arrive at dawn and night, and it will be invincible."
Wu Song was also surprised by the hugeness of the train and waited for a long time. Such a sacred object was definitely a national treasure in ancient times.
Li Yu said to the two of them:
"Modern railways rely on rails. When the scenic spot is built in the future, I plan to purchase a small steam train to transport it there. If possible, I will find a way to purchase rails and carriages, so that the Three Kingdoms World can build railways."
Railway tracks could not be built in ancient times, but there were plenty of sleepers, and the gravel underneath was easier to find, so there was no need to carry out modern transportation.
Of course, all this is based on having territory and resources, otherwise even if you get through, it will be an advantage to other princes.
After the train passed for a while, Lu Bu still stood on the side of the road watching, and even ran to the railway track to take a few photos, intending to go back and share his experience with Jia Xu.
I drove around the streets of the city for almost an hour before I even had time to enter the mall.
Finally, Li Yu drove onto the highway, allowing the two of them to experience what it was like to drive on the highway.
"It's too fast, I can't bear it."
Lu Bu, who had always liked excitement, was looking at the railings that were quickly sweeping backwards outside the car window, and unconsciously grabbed the handrail next to him for fear of hitting him.
After getting off the highway, he finally breathed a sigh of relief:
"Building roads is so important. No wonder Mr. Wenhe read in a book that 'if you want to be rich, build roads first'. Once he occupied Guanzhong, he decided to build roads as soon as possible so that the army could travel unimpeded."
Li Yu parked the car at the entrance of the flower and bird market and said with a smile:
"When you occupy Guanzhong, maybe Sun Facai will build a cement factory. Then you can use cement to build roads and fortifications... Get out of the car and pick out some gifts for the bearded man to move into his new home."
Lu Bu was tall and wearing a flying fish suit, so he quickly attracted many people to watch.
This guy was crazy on his own. Seeing that there were so many people watching, he took the initiative to advertise for Li Yu:
"I am a specially hired actor at the Fengming Valley Hanfu-themed B\u0026B. If you want to experience Hanfu, you can go to the B\u0026B. The location is easy to find. It is at the end of the mountain road next to Shitouzhai Village."
Li Yu chose two money trees. Wu Song was practical and chose two orange trees full of mandarins. Lu Bu searched for a long time. He wanted to give goldfish as a gift, but was worried that Zhao Dahu would not survive after feeding them, so he simply picked a huge cactus.
When paying the bill, Lu Bu plucked a tangerine from the tree and tasted it, with surprise in his eyes:
"It's so sweet and sour? Dear brother, can you buy a few more plants and take them back so that Mr. Wenhe, Wen Yuan and others can try them too?"
"sure, no problem."
Li Yu discussed with the store and specially ordered a dozen plants, which the store drove to the B\u0026B.
After settling the bill, the three of them carried the gifts they bought to the car and drove back to the B\u0026B.
At four o'clock in the afternoon, Li Yu parked the car at the entrance of Longwang Village, and Wu Song and Lu Bu walked into the antique courtyard hung with ribbons and balloons with the gifts they bought.
"Oh, you are here, welcome."
Zhao Dahu came out, took the gift enthusiastically, and then took a few people for a tour.
The small courtyard has a courtyard layout, and the room on the west contains stoves and other facilities, and is a place for blacksmithing. The room on the east side is made into display cabinets, all of which are finished products. The main room is the living room and bedroom, which can be regarded as the living area.
There is also a small backyard behind the house, which is also equipped with outdoor sofas and tea sets for drinking tea.
The entire courtyard is neatly arranged yet warm, making people feel very comfortable.
Wu Song and Lu Bu walked around, but they were only interested in the exhibition hall. They saw various long and short weapons, swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, axes and hooks. They both wanted to try them.
Li Yu thought of the Fang Tian Hua Ji that Lu Bu was currently using, and seriously suggested:
"Brother, does your Fang Tian Hua Ji need to be remade? The magic weapons made here by Hu Zi are much more powerful than those made by you."
There happened to be a Fangtian Painted Halberd in the exhibition hall. Lu Bu grabbed it and tried it, shook his head and said:
"The focus is not right. Next time I will bring Fang Tian's painted halberd over and let Zhao Xiandi see how a real murder weapon is designed."
Zhao Dahu is good at making short weapons and doesn't do much research on long weapons.
He had just walked in with tea in hand. Hearing Lu Bu's tone, he seemed to be a real guy and said quickly:
"Brother, please bring it over and let me study it. I'll pay for it."
While we were chatting, an Iveco drove up and five or six chefs got off. Everyone brought various ingredients and stoves and started cooking as soon as they got off the car.
Two of them also moved an oven from the car and hung a fat goose in it. Next to it were marinated pigeons and suckling pigs, waiting for the goose to be cooked when it was almost ready.
On the other side, a chef set up a folding grill, fixed the marinated lamb on it, and began to roast the whole lamb.
Lu Bu looked at the little suckling pig hanging next to him, couldn't help but swallowed his saliva, and murmured in a low voice:
"I can finish this small pig in three bites..."
Just as he was talking, Zhao Dahu brought out a bunch of fireworks and firecrackers from the house, and also set off a firework bomb. The moment the fireworks bloomed in the sky, Lu Bu's focus suddenly shifted from the suckling pig to the fireworks:
"There is such a communication treasure here?"
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