Runeterra: I open a store in the Alliance

“Cluck, don’t make me laugh, I mean, Lilia will choke when she laughs and eats!”

Lilia sat down with a grin, and the deer sat cross-legged on a large futon-like chair, which was specially made for her by Li Fulang.

“Eat, eat!”

Viktor watched the two eat expressionlessly, and he still had some palpitations.

He was first roasted by fire and then frozen, and he had to worry all the time that the blade would take off his head.

Fortunately, the experiment lasted only three days and three nights to find suitable materials.

“It’s so hard for me!”

Viktor felt uncomfortable in his heart and wanted to cry, so he turned his grief and anger into appetite and took out his funnel again.

“Boom!”

Viktor poured a plate of dream magic food into it, and then the third hand appeared, about to shoot a laser to turn it into a paste, only to suddenly find Lilia and Li Fulang watching him.

“Ahem!”

Victor was a little embarrassed, but there was no way!

He can only eat like this!

As a mechanical transformation person, he does not have his own digestive system at all, and usually uses the energy of the Hex crystal, and does not eat at all.

Now to eat, you can only eat like this, first make a paste, and then pour it into your own mouth.

“Moisture!”

Viktor shook his head and shone the laser on the food inside the funnel.

In less than a moment, a funnel of yellow rivers and lakes appeared in front of Li Fulang and Lilia.

“。。。”

“Don’t eat this thing in your mouth, butler… I mean, Lilia doesn’t think that’s good…”

Lilia blinked her eyes and said shyly.

The paste in Victor’s hand is also too appetite-defying!

If this thing was poured into her mouth, she would simply have a hard time swallowing.

Lilia looked at the unfinished dream magic food on her plate, a little melancholy.

“Huh? Can’t it be poured into the mouth? Pregnant! ”

A flash of pride flashed in Viktor’s mechanical eyes, and then his fingers pressed a few times on his mechanical body.

Then the belly of the mechanical body instantly opened an opening and split to both sides.

Viktor directly put his hand into his stomach, and then pulled out a black oil drum-like thing.

“Haha, this is indeed much more convenient than pouring it into your mouth.”

Viktor said secretly, he is really witty, worthy of the genius of Hex’s scientific research, this workaround can be imagined.

The yellow paste was poured into this barrel by Victor, and the Hex’s crystal energy was instantly activated, and the yellow paste boiled and rolled in the barrel.

There were even bursts of yellow smoke, and all the dream magic in it was destroyed.

“…”

Lilia froze, opening her small mouth and looking at Viktor’s operation with a confused expression.

It’s so chilly!

Lilia watched as Viktor opened her stomach expressionlessly, and then took her stomach out…

Poured the yellow paste into it again… It’s still boiling and rolling.

“It’s simply, Mr. Butler, the dream magic has been destroyed! I mean, Lilia can’t eat…”

Lilia shook her head sluggishly, then turned her head away, no longer looking at Viktor’s divine operation.

Don’t say that this yellow paste is a dream magic delicacy she made!

It’s just unappetizing!

As soon as the yellow paste churned, it directly destroyed the dream magic in it, and then it was completely converted into energy by Viktor.

“Not bad, plenty of energy!”

Viktor stuffed his “stomach” into it, then closed his stomach again and commented.

“…”

“There will be no food for you in the future! Mr. Butler, I mean, Lilia thinks you should get electrified! ”

Lilia poured the rest of the dream magic food in front of her, pouting, the robot butler was really outrageous.

There are some problems with the brain circuitry.

In Lilia’s opinion, maybe Victor is also senile dementia? It’s like the old man with dementia before.

“To be precise, the energy of the current is much higher than that of simple eating, because the anti-void metal also has different utilization efficiency for different energies, so…”

Viktor heard this and explained it to Lilia seriously, and the scene was quite funny, which made Lilia confused.

Lilia blinked her big eyes in confusion, struggling to understand Viktor’s words.

What energy level, utilization efficiency, and various professional terms, combined to make Lilia completely stunned.

“Wait, what energy level are you talking about? I mean, Lilia thinks maybe the level of magic? ”

Lilia was a little confused, she felt that she and Victor were on two channels, why couldn’t she understand what Victor said?

Is it Victor Alzheimer’s nonsense, or is her wife stupid and does not understand.

“What is the magic level? I mean, energy, energy understands? The energy of the HexCrystal is the most powerful energy currently known! ”

“Nope! Lilia thinks it’s the dream magic of the dream tree mother! ”

“No, it’s a Hex’s crystal, if there are enough materials, it can even create a fawn like you!”

“Lilia thinks it’s dream magic! People have beautiful dreams, don’t they? ”

“Robots don’t!”

“Robots are people, too!”

“I’m not human!”

“Ahhh… Lilia is not human either…”

Li Fu shook his face full of black lines and sighed helplessly.

A magic fawn, a crazy mechanical transformation person, actually talked about it across fields.

It’s just weird.

“Lilia said, robots can also dream!”

Lilia straightened up, a serious book, she was an authority when it came to dreams! Even if it was this kind of robot that didn’t know what it was, she thought she could dream.

“No, no, no, mechanical consciousness is extremely calm, can work 24 hours a day without rest, it is impossible to dream.”

Viktor also denied that he himself is a mechanical transformation person, extremely clear about his situation, let alone dreaming, he has not slept for five or six years!

“Impossible! Everything that has a soul dreams about it! I mean, Lilia thinks Mr. Butler has an interesting soul! ”

Lilia giggled after speaking, and at the same time added the next sentence in her heart, Alzheimer’s people are very interesting!

The old man who learned to dance by himself, and now this strange mechanical butler, are all interesting!

“Viktor can’t dream!”

“Lilia will make you dream!”

The two people are still more real, which Li Fulang did not expect.

Lilia’s eyes shone with light, and her four hooves jumped on the ground excitedly, she must use dream magic to make this mechanical butler fall asleep, and then have a beautiful dream!

Simply amazing!

Lilia’s life has a new purpose!

Be sure to use dream magic to give Viktor a good dream.

Li Fu shook his forehead and smiled a little helplessly, Viktor’s current anti-void metal is also very resistant to magic, although it is not as good as the 100% forbidden material of the forbidden magic stone, but it is also outrageously high.

If Lilia wanted to use magic to make Viktor fall asleep, she would at least have the strength close to that of a demigod.

Otherwise, the resistance to void metal cannot be broken at all.

“Come on Lilia, you can.”

Li Fuxian did not hit Lilia, this little deer has a goal is a good thing.

“Hee-hee, thank you Brother Fu Shake, I mean, Lilia would have come on!”

Lilia waved her little fist to cheer herself up.

Viktor didn’t care about it, he didn’t go to his heart at all, magic or something, in his opinion, that’s it.

Real strength comes from technology!

Didn’t you see that such a strong creator as Li Fulang is engaged in scientific research?

Victor is very determined to use technology to transform his own path, although being an assistant is a little scary.

…

Creator Lab

“Victor, feel the strength!”

Li Fulang held a huge sniper-sniper rifle in his hand and aimed it at Viktor, who was standing not far away.

And on the test bench was a book, Hex’s gunsmithing technology.

Li Fulang now does not have a Hex crystal, and has installed a corruption potion in the sniper-sniper rifle to replace the Hex crystal energy, and the bullets fired can also carry a corrosive effect.

There are also a lot of potions next to visit, what steel mixture, anger blend, and sapphire red crystal, these have to be tested one by one, and then the characteristics of the bullet are written down.

“Ready? Victor! ”

Victor was speechless, honestly acting as a target, waiting for the bullet to hit him and then recording the damage he caused and testing it.

To be honest, Viktor felt that this was okay, at least it was much safer than messing with the artifact.

His body is anti-void metal, the defense is not covered, and these bullets hit him like tickling.

“It’s very corrosive and it’s constant, and if left untreated, it can heal for days.”

Viktor calmly recorded the damage caused by the bullet to himself, and at the same time breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

Although it is also beaten, but this is not painful or itchy, there is no feeling of life and death crisis at all, it is simply too cool!

This is what the experimental assistant should do!

It’s so comfortable, the lab assistant is such a wonderful job!

He was always compared to the artifact, and he was going to be scared to death.

“Hmm… This effect is good, but it is limited after all, if it is a powerful demigod or a darkspawn, it is impossible to be afraid of Hex firearms. ”

Li Fu shook his head, satisfied with this corrupt potion as an energy weapon, but after all, its lethality was limited.

“What if you combine divinity?”

Li Fu shook his mouth and muttered, and then beckoned, and took out a terrifying magic staff, which was the Blazing Angel!

Then he modified the structure of the gun and stuffed the blazing angel into it.

“Ready, Viktor.”

It’s still like this, but Viktor’s legs are already shaking!

Special!

This time he knocked himself down, and he beat himself to death

Who said that the experimental assistant came comfortably?!