Saint Emperor Devourer of Heaven

#1605 - The muscle of the god

Jun Wuxie and the others, led by the higher-ups of the Heavenly Dao Academy, had already reached the edge of the garden. Witnessing such a scene, the corners of their mouths couldn't help but twitch.

That toad is truly bizarre.

However, as long as his toad mouth isn't aimed at his own people, he actually prefers his gentlemanly approach of arguing rather than resorting to violence.

Civilized, cultured, and convincing people with virtue.

Yes, not bad, that's the way it should be.

… …

At this moment, in the garden, the youths of the Azure Sea Ancient Star couldn't help but feel a chill down their spines as they watched the miserable state of the youths from beyond the region.

If they were sprayed with a mouthful of saliva like that, they would probably feel disgusted for half a year.

Behind the toad, Mi Tian, Mi Qing, Jian Chen, and the others all had twitching facial muscles.

Except for the women among them, they had all experienced the toad's tricks long ago. This move was really despicable, and they had all been sprayed like this before.

They didn't know the toad's methods at first and were caught off guard.

Coming to this Wind and Cloud Pavilion, the toad still retained it, but this saliva spray was a simplified version. Otherwise, it wouldn't just be a simple fishy stench, but would also possess extremely strong corrosive power.

Martial force cannot be used in the Wind and Cloud Pavilion, so the toad did not use corrosive power, which can be regarded as exploiting a loophole in the rules. In this way, it's just spitting at most.

Is spitting saliva between cultivators considered fighting?

Of course not!

"How is it, isn't it very comfortable, very ecstasy? Is it because you smelled this尊's sexy fragrance that day, that you became infatuated with this taste and couldn't extricate yourselves?"

The toad had a face full of cheap smiles.

"Ah! !"

The youths from beyond the region clenched their fists and let out heart-wrenching roars, "Damn toad! At the martial arts fighting segment of the Martial Dao Myth Exchange Conference, if you dare to step on stage, I will personally peel off your toad skin, pull out your toad tendons, and tear apart your toad mouth!"

They were furious, but helpless.

Martial combat is not allowed here, otherwise they would violate the rules and be suppressed by the powerhouses of the Heavenly Dao Academy, beaten half to death, and thrown out.

But they didn't have the toad's methods, and even if they spit saliva, they couldn't spit more than him!

The youths from beyond the region forcibly restrained their anger, swallowed this dumb loss, turned around and left, just wanting to return to their residence as soon as possible to clean off the sticky liquid on their bodies and remove the fishy stench that made them giddy.

"Everyone, are you in such a hurry to leave because you want to quickly go back and hide, preserving this尊's jade nectar, so that you can smell this尊's sexy fragrance every day and enjoy the most ecstasy taste in the world?"

The youths from beyond the region, who were running wildly, staggered under their feet when they heard this, and were so angry that they almost fell.

They felt that their lungs were about to explode, and they felt like they were about to explode on the spot!

"Hahaha!"

The youths of the Azure Sea native land burst into laughter.

The laughter echoed in the garden, and when it reached the ears of the youths from beyond the region, it was so ear-piercing that it made their teeth itch with hatred, and they almost crushed their teeth!

"Let you laugh! Your days are numbered, none of you should think about living!"

The youths from beyond the region left in a mess, roaring in their hearts, their eyes extremely gloomy.

"What are you looking at? Haven't you seen such a handsome toad before?"

When the toad saw everyone looking at him, he immediately struck a pose and began to show off his muscles, the muscles on his body still jumping.

Mi Tian and the others couldn't help but have black lines all over their foreheads, and said to everyone: "We don't know this guy!"

They turned around and left, feeling ashamed.

This guy's skin is really too thick, he actually dares to say that he is handsome, how shameless can he be to say such a thing.

"Do you think this尊 is handsome?"

The toad asked everyone, his abdomen contracted, and gradually bulged.

Everyone originally wanted to sneer, but when they saw his actions, the words they were about to say were immediately swallowed back into their stomachs, their facial muscles twitched a few times, and they said insincerely: "Handsome, must be handsome!"

"Is this尊 cool?"

The toad changed his posture and showed off his big muscles, showing everyone a face full of muscles.

"Must be handsome!"

Everyone gave a thumbs up, "But it seems like something is missing. If Toad Brother can train his crotch head muscle, it will be more visually coordinated and shocking!"

"Crotch head muscle? Is there such a muscle?"

The toad was a little confused, showing a thoughtful look.

Are these people using human eyes to appreciate his structure?

But he understands every muscle on the human body, how come he hasn't heard of any crotch head muscle?

"Cough, of course there is, if you don't believe me, go back and ask Brother Jian Chen, or ask Lord God, we estimate that Lord God's crotch head muscle is the most developed, after all, Lord God is a body cultivator!"

Those people had serious expressions, but in fact, there was an unknown smile hidden in the depths of their eyes.

Especially when they saw the toad's serious thinking face, it seemed that he really listened, and they wanted to laugh even more, and almost couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"There really is a crotch head muscle?" The toad thought seriously, turned and left, muttering to himself there, "No, I have to ask Jian Chen and Lord God… …"

… …

At this time, Jian Chen and the others had already returned to the small courtyard of the residence, and were gathering together to discuss something.

The toad strode in carelessly, walked directly to Jian Chen, and looked him up and down.

"What kind of look is that in your eyes?"

Jian Chen felt uncomfortable being watched by him.

"Ask you a very serious question, what is the crotch head muscle? Where does it grow? They all say that you have a head muscle, and they also say that Lord God's should be the most developed. I have studied the muscle structure of you humans, how come I haven't heard of it?"

"What?"

Jian Zhen and the others were a little confused, crotch head muscle?

They looked at the toad's sincere and earnest appearance of asking for advice, and it didn't look like he was teasing them.

Head muscle, crotch head muscle… …

Jian Chen and the others thought about it, and suddenly paused, as if they understood what the head muscle was.

"Cough, this question, let's talk aside."

Jian Chen pulled the toad away, away from the crowd.

The toad was puzzled, but it was just explaining the muscles, did it need to be so mysterious?

"Dead toad, if you really want to understand this special muscle, you shouldn't look for us. We actually don't understand it very well. This muscle, I have never used it."

"You should look for Lord God. Lord God uses it often, and Lord God is a body cultivator. You should know how strong his body is."

"So, if you want to understand the muscle about the head muscle, looking for Lord God is the most suitable. He will definitely be able to satisfy your curiosity and solve your doubts."

"Let me tell you, although I haven't used the head muscle, I can be sure that if the head muscle is trained well, it will really be very powerful!"

Jian Chen gave him a very serious guidance.

"Really? Is the head muscle really that powerful?"

"Of course." Jian Chen nodded very seriously and earnestly, and said affirmatively: "I can tell you very responsibly that if Lord God doesn't have a head muscle, he wouldn't be the current Lord God!"

"I'm going, this尊 has been bodybuilding for many years, and has trained a body of muscles, but he has ignored such an important muscle. Fortunately, I know it now, it's not too late."

This尊 will go to Lord God now and let him show off his head muscle to see how developed it is!"

The toad's face was full of excitement, and there was light in the toad's eyes. After saying that, he ran away happily.

They had already secretly received the divine sense transmission from Jun Wuxie, just now, knowing that Lord God had arrived at the Wind and Cloud Pavilion and where he lived.

… …

At this time, Jun Wuxie was in an elegant and quiet other courtyard arranged for him by the Heavenly Dao Academy.

He was sitting at a large green jade stone table under a pine tree in the courtyard, chatting with the women and drinking tea brewed by Mu Ciyin himself.

The toad ran in wildly, rushed to him with a face full of excitement, making him stunned.

"Presumptuous! Is it possible for you to break into Lord God's other courtyard directly?"

Yue Chenyu, who was always taciturn, spoke coldly.

The toad was stunned, showing an embarrassed smile.

"Do you have something to say?"

Jun Wuxie looked at him, feeling a little surprised. Since bringing the toad back, he had never met him again until he saw him in this Wind and Cloud Pavilion today.

The toad had never come to him before, but now he suddenly ran here in a hurry, it seemed that something must have happened.

"Little… …" The toad originally wanted to call him kid, but realized that if he shouted this sentence, he might get beaten, so he immediately changed his words, "Lord God, I do have something to ask you."

"You say."

Jun Wuxie held the tea and looked at him calmly.

"Lord God, where is your crotch head muscle, show it to me quickly, I want to train it too!"

The toad's face was full of excitement, looking impatient.

Jun Wuxie was stunned and said: "What muscle?"

"Crotch head muscle?" The toad looked serious and said: "I don't have it, they all say you have it, and you are a body cultivator, the head muscle must be very developed!"

Jun Wuxie's face suddenly froze.

As smart as he was, with his quick thinking, when he heard the crotch head muscle for the second time, he reacted and felt quite speechless in his heart, "Who told you?"

"Those young cultivators from our Azure Sea native land, and Jian Chen also said so. He said that you are a body cultivator, your body is strong, and the head muscle must be the most developed, and you often use it."

Speaking of this, the toad took two steps forward, reached out and wanted to touch Jun Shen's body, "Lord God, don't be stingy, let me see where your head muscle grows, let me touch it, and see how hard you have trained the head muscle!"

"Get out of my way!"

When Jun Wuxie saw him touching him up and down, he immediately pushed him aside.

Also want to see where it grows and touch how hard it is?

There were black lines on his forehead!

That bastard Jian Chen, actually teased him like this, even saying that he often used such words, what kind of tiger and wolf words are these!

"Lord God, you are too stingy, it's just a head muscle, I just want to see and touch it, I don't want you to cut it off and give it to me!"

"You, a body cultivator, with such a healthy and robust physique, a body full of beautiful muscles, why hide it? Come on, show me your biceps. I really want to see them, give me some face, okay?"

Having said that, Toad pounced directly, trying to touch Jun Wuxie's body again.

"You blockhead, get lost!"

Jun Wuxie really couldn't stand this fool and kicked him away.

Toad let out a miserable scream as his body drew a beautiful parabola in the air, crashing outside the courtyard with a loud bang, creating a toad-shaped crater in the ground and kicking up dust everywhere.

"Kid, you're too unkind. You hit me the moment we met back then, and after so many years, you're still hitting me! I didn't even provoke you. I just wanted to see your biceps. If you're stingy and don't want to show them, fine, but why use your foot!

Just because you have biceps doesn't make you great, does it? Just because your biceps are developed doesn't mean you're amazing, right? I'm so angry!

I think they're just hyping you up. You probably don't even have biceps, or maybe your biceps are small and soft, so you don't dare to show them to me. You're feeling guilty, you… Oh crap, here it comes again!"

Toad was cursing and ranting outside the courtyard when a large hand suddenly appeared and slapped him away.

Toad screamed again, this time flying very far, directly back into the courtyard where Jian Chen and the others lived. He fell from the sky, landing in front of Jian Chen and the others, his nose crooked, his mouth askew, his eyes seeing stars, and his head spinning.

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