Saving Uchiha starts with flipping the table

Yan didn't give Jiraiya any face, and asked coldly:

"I know you don't have any family, and you don't care whether the women in your family are peeped at.

But can you put yourself in his shoes and think about it. If the woman you like is also peeped at like this, would you feel comfortable?"

"Would you like it?"

Whose family doesn't have female relatives?

If this happens to you, can you accept it?

What a bullshit collection of materials, you are just a cheapskate, peeping is peeping, don't find such a high-sounding reason.

"......."

Fuck! ! !

Jiraiya, who was speechless, cursed in his heart.

Of course he didn't want to see the woman he liked being peeped at while taking a bath, and Tsunade's strength was not something that ordinary people could peek at. Ah, bah, bah, no, it's better not to let this happen.

"We are all men. Although lust is not good, it is not shameful.

But if you can't control your restless and unrestricted nature, it's best to find a wife. I believe there will be many women willing to marry you, from the police department to the village entrance."

"If you think it's troublesome to have a family and it's a burden, and you want to release your restless and unrestricted nature, you can find a suitable place.

If you don't have money, I can lend it to you, or even give it to you directly. Please don't do this kind of thing again in the future, okay?"

Yan emphasized the word "you".

Restless and unrestricted nature........

Captain, your description is simply amazing.

If it weren't for the fear of offending Jiraiya, I'm afraid many people would have laughed out loud.

"Nonsense."

Jiraiya blushed. After Yan's sarcastic questioning, he had already dug out a three-bedroom and one-living-room apartment on the ground with his toes.

"How can I, Jiraiya, the great toad sage, be without money?"

"Since you have money, why do you want to peek? Or do all big shots have some shameful hobbies?

Hokage likes to hold a crystal ball to look, but you are more direct and make a hole in the wall to look.

Do you know that if you are caught doing this, others will complain? We will be the ones who will suffer."

Good fellow, Jiraiya peeked at others while they were taking a shower, and after being caught, you patted your butt and left, and our police department will be miserable.

The person who was peeped at will definitely put the blame on the police department.

They think that it is because the police department did not patrol properly that such a shameful thing happened.

"I..."

Jiraiya was dumbfounded

I haven't been back to the village for a few years, and Uchiha has such a difficult kid?

He said one thing after another, put a big hat on him, and called him "you" all the time, ridiculed him in various ways, and even dragged the third generation Hokage into it.

What made Jiraiya even more uncomfortable was that Izumi, a woman, stared at him with full contempt and disgust.

If you do this kind of thing, no matter if you are a big shot or not, you will be despised and disgusted by women if you are caught, even if Izumi is only ten years old.

"Okay, I was wrong, I will never peek at others again, okay?"

Jiraiya raised his hand, I can't argue with you, can't I surrender?

"If apologies are useful, what is the use of the police department?"

Yan did not accept Jiraiya's apology:

"I have heard a lot about your glorious past. When you were a child, you sneaked into the women's bathhouse and were beaten out. When you grew up, you used earth escape to rush into the hot spring hotel. You also ran to the bookstore in the name of your teacher to steal books that children cannot read. You have been promising, but have you corrected it?"

Boy, I doubt it, you investigate me!!!

Jiraiya was furious: "Then what do you say, catch me and lock me up in the police department?"

I can't argue, and no one believes my promises. What can I do?

Run away directly?

Yan cut off Jiraiya's idea of ​​running away:

"If you dare to run away directly, I will post a notice in the village in the name of the police department to expose your good deeds."

"Then what do you want? Just tell me!!"

Jiraiya felt that he was going to be driven crazy.

Where did this annoying Uchiha brat come from? It's so annoying.

What should I do?

In fact, Yan didn't have a good way. After all, Jiraiya has a special status. He can't be caught or scolded.

What's more speechless is that this guy is so thick-skinned that he promises you one foot and then immediately changes to another place to continue watching.

"Make a vow. If you do it again, you will be impotent from now on and only be interested in men from now on."

"Puff~~~"

Jiraiya almost spurted blood: "Kid, don't go too far."

Others were also stunned, and even Quan was shocked. She wanted to ask: Captain, is this oath too poisonous?

"You little brat, you are vicious, aren't you? I've already told you that I won't do it again. What else do you want?Oath, why don't you make one first. "

"I?"

Yan blinked, then raised his hand:

"I, Uchiha Yan, swear that if I go to peek at a woman taking a bath, I will be impotent from now on and will only be interested in men. It's your turn, sir."

Oath?

Bullshit, would I, Uchiha Yan, do such a shameless thing?

Jiraiya: "......."

Jiraiya, who was attacked by the general, was completely dumbfounded.

"Itachi, prepare to notify the police department and issue a notice about what happened today, without missing a single word."

"No, I swear, isn't it enough for me to swear?"

Jiraiya was really panicked. He underestimated Yan's difficulty, and he didn't expect Yan to dare to swear such a poisonous oath.

When he thought that he would be impotent in the future and only interested in men, Jiraiya shuddered and subconsciously clamped his legs.

"I, Jiraiya, swear that I will never peek at others taking a bath again, otherwise I will be impotent for life and only interested in men. "

"Is that all right, kid?"

Jiraiya almost gritted his teeth and squeezed out these words.

"My lord, please do as you please."

Waving his hand, Yan led his men away. As for whether Jiraiya would commit the same crime again, it would be best not to let him or the police catch him, otherwise Yan would directly issue a notice for what happened today.

It depends on whether Jiraiya is thick-skinned enough to ignore everything.

He was caught and scolded after not watching the material for a while. Not only was he scolded to the point of doubting his life, but he was also forced to swear a poisonous oath. Jiraiya wanted to die and ran away with a droopy face.

"Captain, will this be......."

Itachi hesitated: "After all, the other party is a big shot in the village and a hero in the village."

"Are there any women in your family?" Yan asked back.