Saving Uchiha starts with flipping the table

Who promised me not to run around and stay in the village to take charge of the situation?

Good fellow, the main force has just arrived at the front-line camp, and as the assistant of the Hokage, you should have stayed in the village.

As a result, you left a shadow clone to fool me!

And you rushed to the territory of the Land of Earth alone, and destroyed the camp of the Rock Village with Susanoo.

What did you do? Don't you have any idea?

Shikaku is already scared!

So every day he has to personally confirm whether the person who stayed in the Hokage's office is the real person or the shadow clone.

Otherwise he can't rest assured.

Believe it or not!

Shikaku doesn't believe himself, and Yan doesn't care.

Anyway, as long as there is no big problem in the next situation, he will not leave Konoha easily.

Confirming that the person sitting in front of him is the real person, Shikaku breathed a sigh of relief, took out several intelligence scrolls and placed them on the table.

"I brought this from the Intelligence Department. According to the Anbu investigation, there doesn't seem to be much movement in the Iwagakure."

"Because I only let Orochimaru rob money, not kill people at will."

Yan ate his free breakfast with big mouthfuls:

"That's why the Iwagakure is so quiet!

If he kills people wherever he goes, do you think Ohnoki will jump up?"

"Now Orochimaru's reputation is even worse..."

Shikaku never dreamed that Yan and Orochimaru would play such a trick.

In addition to robbing resources, they also robbed money everywhere.

The people in the Land of Earth were panicked. Many rich people in villages and towns everywhere, with their families and their money, ran towards the daimyo's mansion.

They were afraid that the villages and towns where they lived would be visited by Orochimaru.

Fortunately, Orochimaru only robbed money and didn't kill people at will.

As long as you don't resist fiercely, it can be regarded as leaving a bottom line for these people.

Hand over the money obediently and you can save your life.

Although money is important, life is more important.

"When has his reputation ever been good?"

Yan was amused.

"Since he missed the position of the Fourth Hokage, Orochimaru's reputation has never been good.

No, to be precise, since the death of his disciple Nawaki, Orochimaru has embarked on a road of no return."

Failure to become the Fourth Hokage was not the fundamental reason for Orochimaru's blackening, but Nawaki's death.

Originally, Orochimaru was left with a big psychological shadow because of the death of his parents.

Nawaki's death directly exacerbated this change, causing Orochimaru to be black all the way.

Hearing this, Shikaku sighed:

"It's really hard to predict what will happen in the world."

After breakfast and two sips of hot tea, Yan spoke:

"Although a lot of things were robbed, apart from the pressure from the country, the Iwagakure didn't lose anything.

That's why Ohnoki can sit in the Tsuchikage's office peacefully.

If they rob and kill along the way, I'm afraid Ohnoki will go out at the first time to hunt down Orochimaru."

"........"

If you didn't see it with your own eyes, who would dare to believe that Orochimaru, the once glorious three ninjas, would fall to the point where he robs money everywhere today?

He would fall to the point of being neither male nor female........

Thinking of Orochimaru's enchanting body and delicate face, Shikaku's hair stood up all over his body.

It's hard to accept.

Just do the experiment, why do you make yourself neither male nor female.

It's no wonder Shikamaru reacted so strongly.

Anyone who sees Orochimaru's current situation will feel scared. He can be described as Orochimaru.

"Don't look at me like that. Orochimaru wants enough funds for research. Although I have persuaded him, it's useless. He is still tossing his immortality technique.

That's why he makes himself neither male nor female. Now I don't know whether to call him Orochimaru or Orochimaru."

Hiroshi emphasized the two words "he" and "she".

Well, don't say it. I feel very uncomfortable.

Shikaku waved his hand quickly. Why talk about Orochimaru when there is nothing else to talk about.

"By the way, this is the letter sent by Tsunade. Take a look. Our Hokage has gone crazy."

Tsunade took Shizune to the ruins of the Whirlpool Country, stayed in the ruins of the Whirlpool Country for a few days, and then took Shizune to move to another position.

Fortunately, she still has a conscience. In the letter, she said that Yu Yan was in charge of the village, and she was relieved. She told the village not to worry about her and that she would be back soon.

"None of the three ninjas is trustworthy."

Shikaku couldn't help but complain.

Look at what the three ninjas are doing now.

Tsunade, the Hokage, abandoned the village and ran out to play.

Orochimaru, who made himself neither male nor female, was robbing people in the Land of Earth for research funds.

Jiraiya, the supreme commander of the camp, actually abandoned the camp and ran to the battlefield of the Land of Wind.

The key point was that he was also attacked by Rasaga of the Sand Village.Bumped into him.

If Rasa hadn't sent someone to Konoha, Konoha wouldn't even know that Jiraiya had run so far.

"Hahaha... maybe he thought that Tsunade, as the Hokage, could abandon the village, and Orochimaru could go to the Land of Earth to rob, so it's okay for Jiraiya to go out for a stroll."

Yan laughed out loud:

"It's just that he was unlucky. He was discovered by Rasa as soon as he walked into the Land of Wind."

You can still laugh?

Shikaku's mouth twitched twice. No one is worry-free!

You are embarrassed to laugh?

Look at what you did first.

As the Hokage's assistant, you should have stayed in the village, but you didn't say a word, left a shadow clone, patted your butt, and went to the Land of Earth camp.

When Shikaku received the news, he thought he was too busy and had hallucinations.

Then he ran to the Hokage's office and was dumbfounded. This is really a shadow clone.

Is it my bad luck that I always have to deal with unreliable people like you?

Shikaku has always doubted this question.

At first, he was good friends with the fourth Hokage Minato. After Minato became Hokage, he also promoted Shikaku.

In addition, Shikaku's father wanted to train him, so Shikaku took over his father's position.

Shikaku represents the Ino-Shika-Chou family. Even though he was very young at the time, Minato still chose to promote him, and the third Hokage also expressed his support.

It seemed that tomorrow would get better and better, but the Nine-Tails Night came and Minato was gone.

Then the third Hokage regained power, and Shikaku, the leader of the jonin class, became a mascot under the decentralization of F4.

It was not easy to wait until Tsunade came, and Shikaku's talent began to shine.

But it didn't last long, Tsunade ran away.

Well, Tsunade ran away, and Yan was able to stabilize the situation.

As a result, Yan's ability to make things happen made him admit defeat.

Putting aside the fact that Tsunade ran away, compared to her ability to stir up trouble, Tsunade is just a younger brother, a weak younger brother.

"Okay, I won't say anything else. I only have one request, that is to assist you, sir, and sit in the Hokage's office and never have any other ideas.

My heart is not good, and my blood pressure rises easily. Don't irritate me anymore."