Saving Uchiha starts with flipping the table

Arriving at the Yamanaka clan, Shikaku knocked hard on the door of the Ino family:

"Haiyi, get up!!!"

Yanaka Haiyi, who was holding his wife and dreaming, woke up instantly.

"Shikaku?"

Did something big happen in the village?

In shock, Haiyi threw his wife aside, grabbed the clothes placed aside, and rushed out of the bedroom.

"???"

Haiyi's wife, who was almost thrown off the bed, sat up in a daze.

Quickly opening the door, Yamanaka Haiyi put on his clothes and prepared to go outside, and did not forget to ask:

"What big thing happened in the village? Is the situation on the front line unfavorable?"

Lifting one leg of his trousers, he took two steps and found that Shikaku did not catch up.

Haiyi turned around in confusion and found Shikaku standing at the door of his house, staring at him in amazement.

At this time, Haiyi had one leg on his pants, and the other leg of his pants was still in his hand. He was only wearing underwear, and his coat and jonin vest were slung over his shoulders. He hadn't had time to put them on yet.

It was obvious that he was really anxious.

"Is there any problem?"

Haiyi looked up and realized that he hadn't even put on his pants properly. No wonder his balls felt cold.

It would be strange if his balls didn't feel cold if he didn't put on his pants properly in the middle of the night.

The expression on Shikaku's face began to change, as if he was enduring something. He couldn't help it after enduring it again and again. He held the wall with one hand and covered his stomach with the other hand and laughed.

"You, do you want to make me laugh to death? Is your butt cold? Hahaha, I'm laughing to death."

"......."

Haiyi's face quickly turned red, and his nostrils began to breathe heavily.

"No, no, no, brother, let's talk it out, don't hit me, hey, don't hit me in the face!!"

"Fuck, you really hit me?"

"I hit you back."

Are you two sick? !

Fighting at the door in the middle of the night without clothes on!

Haiyi's wife looked at her husband with a bruised face and swollen nose in silence, and then looked at Lu Jiu who was sitting aside rubbing his face and breathing in the cold air. She really didn't know what to say.

"Asshole, you are really cruel!!"

Lu Jiu's eyes widened.

Haiyi clasped his hands together and snorted:

"Who told you to come to my house in the middle of the night to tease me? I ran outside with my bare bottom. Fortunately, it was the middle of the night and no one saw me. Who else should I beat?"

"You bastard."

Lu Jiu suddenly felt his blood pressure soaring. He put one hand on the back of his head, pointed at Haiyi, and cursed angrily:

"You still have the nerve to hit me. If it weren't for Ino, I would have been scolded by the assistant-sama?"

"What does this have to do with Ino?"

Haiyi frowned, hiss~~ It hurts.

"What does it have to do with it?"

Lu Jiu rubbed his face and said unhappily:

"Your girl has already started to think about someone else day and night."

"???"

Haiyi's face was full of question marks. That's it?

His daughter has always liked Sasuke, and Haiyi knew it.

He didn't stop his daughter because of this. Since his daughter likes it, let her go. Anyway, it's difficult for her and Sasuke to get together.

Some things need to be experienced by children in person before they can grow up.

Compared with ordinary parents, Yamanaka Haiyi is a relatively open-minded one.

Picking up the teacup on the table and taking a sip of hot tea, Haiyi said without much concern:

"I know everything about this child. She has liked Sasuke since she was a child. As a person who has been through this, I can't stop her, right?"

"......."

It would be easy if your daughter liked Sasuke.

Shikaku rolled his eyes.

"Sasuke? What's Sasuke?

The person your daughter is talking about now is our assistant.

Shikamaru wrote back that Ino's condition was very wrong. I just asked the assistant about this matter, and was scolded by the assistant. You turned against me and beat me up just because I laughed a few times."

"Wait, stop for a moment and let me slow down..."

Haiyi felt a little pain in his head.

Isn't the person my daughter likes Sasuke?

When did he become the assistant?

"Hiss~~~"

Haiyi suddenly took a breath and muttered to himself:

"Ino is a good girl. She finally realized that Sasuke is just a good-looking boy with no merit. She turned around and liked the assistant. This vision... is worthy of being my daughter."

"Puff~~~~"

Shikaku sprayed directly. Fortunately, it was tea instead of blood. He was completely confused by Haiyi's words.

Compared with Sasuke and Yan, although Sasuke is indeed good-looking but useless, as a father, don't you think it's wrong to say this?

I'm the only one who is worried about my feelings.

"GoFuck you."

The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. Shikaku couldn't help but kick Haiyi, then turned and ran away.

The sound of furniture colliding was heard, and soon Yamanaka Haiyi's roar was heard:

"Nara Shikaku! !"

"This bastard, I was just joking, why did he take it so seriously?"

Haiyi held his waist and cursed.

As a father, he must be worried about his daughter's changes. He is not the kind of person who is stupid.

In the end, he just made a joke along the topic, but he didn't expect Shikaku to react so much. He kicked him right in the waist.

"Yamanaka Haiyi, are you planning to tear down the house in the middle of the night? Do you want me to borrow the dog of the Inuzuka clan to help you?"

"Wife, listen to my explanation. It was all because of that bastard Shikaku. He kicked me right in the face, and these furniture were broken. I didn't mean to tear down the house."

"You have to believe what I say, don't hit me in the face, ah!!! "

The next day, in the Hokage's office, Yan looked at the two people with bruised faces with strange eyes.

"You two are drunk, and you ran out to fight in the middle of the night?"

Neither Yamanaka Inoichi nor Nara Shikaku is the kind of person who is easily impulsive.

But these two calm and intelligent guys appeared in the Hokage's office together. Both of them were the same, with bruises on their faces. Yamanaka Inoichi's injury looked more serious.

After all, he had to hold his waist when walking.

It's all your fault!

Inoichi glared at Shikaku, who turned his head away and ignored him decisively.

"Assistant, I have packed everything you need..."

Quan ran in with a bag. When she saw Shikaku and Inoichi, she was so shocked that the bag in her hand fell to the ground.

"My two lords, you..."

"Ahem, I accidentally fell last night."

Inoichi coughed and explained: "It was a heavy fall, and even a lot of furniture was broken. ”

“.......”

Lu Jiu also started coughing:

“I also fell down and broke the coffee table at home, and my wife scolded me a few words.”