SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel

Project name: Gaia

Item #: SCP-2333

Object Class: Eucild

Special Containment Procedures: This object does not require special containment procedures, it only needs to be contained in a large room of 100 square meters, and SCP personnel must meet all its living needs, including: "delivering a box of vodka every three days and providing All the food it needs and its pet needs (a brown bear we "asked" from the circus). The item and other item requirements have been provided, such as: a journal, a TV, a laptop and physical Novel "How the Steel Was Tempered".

The subject has a milder personality, but he shows the behavior of "not wanting to be imprisoned", so the target can walk around the facility at will, but the subject needs to wear an electric shock with a tracking device that cannot be removed (forcible removal may threaten the subject's life) Watch, no one is allowed to provoke SCP-2333 or hurt SCP-2333, and SCP-2333 is not allowed to approach other SCP containment facilities or approach the exit of the base. If SCP-2333 tries to escape, Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] will activate immediately Subject's shock watch knocks it out and transports it back to the target room.

"I think SCP-2333 could be of greater use to us, and it would be a complete waste to just use it as a normal containment object." -Dr. Rhine Flex.

Remarks: (This object will appear distrustful and difficult to negotiate with women. It is recommended to bring a bottle of good vodka when communicating with it.)

After reading this material, Paris couldn't help but twitch her eyebrows. God knows what she's been through these past few days. She was obviously just going out to find a job, but she was forcibly recruited by this organization that called itself the SCP Foundation. Since she came here, she I haven't been home for several days, and I can only call home occasionally.

The SCP Foundation adopted all those monsters that made her feel that she could only see them after being kicked in the head by a donkey to hallucinate, and now she has a master's degree in psychology, and now she has to give a "time-stop" ability to God knows No psychoanalysis of a man who does weird things like this! And this man probably has nothing on his mind but vodka!

Paris has silver hair, and I don't know why, she was born with this hair color, just like her mother. The facial features are handsome. She looks pretty, but according to SCP-2333's files, SCP-2333 was captured by the Foundation because of another beautiful woman.

"well....."

Paris sighed, she couldn't help regretting that she came to work at this foundation, she was also fooled by people at that time, she only needs to talk about food and housing and the salary is high, she can get a 100 square meter large suite and then she can talk to her All kinds of interesting "people" chatting and wrangling, how can there be such a good thing in this world?

It's a pity that entering the foundation is a one-way ticket. Once Paris comes in, it will be very difficult for her to get out.

But anyway, she should have gone to find SCP-2333, with a bottle of chilled premium vodka locally made in Russia.

The containment room of SCP-2333 is very far away from the rooms of other SCPs. Paris heard that he was going to find a friend who was also an SCP, but was rejected, which made him a little unhappy.

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Hello everyone, I am Gaia, that’s right, I am the good guy Gaia who never hits people, never touches porcelain, and loves life. I almost got rid of the minions of the evil SCP Foundation a few days ago, but But I couldn't go home without taxi money, and I was finally knocked down by a beauty trick. Alas...I'm so **** desperate...

Now I am writing a diary. This diary mainly records the last four days, which is when I was captured by the SCP Foundation and imprisoned until now. I even remember clearly the three boxes of vodka that TM owes me! I agreed to have a box of vodka a day, but I was lied to by the fuck, this is obviously a box of vodka every three days! Do you think we can't do math? ? Although a box of vodka a day is a bit too much for me to drink, but I am the head office, right? I look comfortable, isn't it normal? ?

And it's fine if you don't give me vodka, I just want to chat with little Henry, why can't I just talk nonsense? It's too much! Alas, Shi Dalin is the only one who understands my heart now, and I don't know where SCP-999 is, I miss that cutie so much.

ah? You ask me who is Shi Dalin? Forgot to introduce, that is my new brown bear, it is so cute, but it is a little too fat that my sofa has broken several times, but it doesn't matter! Anyway, I didn't pay for it! ......As our pet Shi Dalin is not strong enough♂! Maybe I should find a chance to apply for a treadmill for bears...

Well, I admit, this SCP has served me pretty well, usually just asking some questions and doing experiments occasionally, and it's not forced. That's when I noticed that the one with the least human rights and animal rights in the Foundation is not the SCP. I was shocked, the one with the least human rights turned out to be a D-class personnel! ...Why did I just react?

Well, no matter so much, I heard that today the group of SCP people will send a psychological counselor to analyze it for me. I don’t care about that. Feel free to ask any questions you want, but I may not answer. Um.

Not long after, I was feeding meat to Shi Dalin, when I heard a knock on the door, it seemed that someone from SCP came, although I didn’t like SCP people, but I was still very polite , well-behaved, I will try to impress them even if I don't answer their questions!

"Shi Dalin, stay here, don't be too impulsive!"

I glanced at the gate, and when I turned my head, I found that the meat in Shi Dalin's mouth had turned into bones. Look, can you not get fat if you eat like this!

Shi Dalin has been with me for three days. After my three days of careful training (beating), he finally understands who is the boss and who is the second child in the family. Now he is so cute! Now as long as I stretch out my fist, it will obediently lie on the ground and pretend to be dead.

So I walked to the door of my room and opened the door, only to see a silver-haired girl in her 20s across from me, my mother, did you kill Matt like this? Oh no, why is this a woman? The Foundation is messing with me on purpose! I obviously hate women the most!

I'm going to leave my words here today, I should be annoyed by someone today, you begged me on your knees, forced me, bribed me with vodka! I won't even say a word to you!

"Hello, I'm your counselor. My name is Paris. I hope we can cooperate happily."

"Hmph." I snorted coldly and made a look of indifference.

"I know you don't like me, so I brought you a present."

Only then did I notice that the girl was still carrying a bag, and I sniffed it carefully with my nose—although it was very weak, it smelled like wine! There is a bottle of good wine in it, still unopened!

Immediately afterwards, I watched Paris take the "gift" out of her pocket. As expected, it was a bottle of vodka, but I swear by the great Soviet bear, this is much better than all these vodkas I have ever drank up! And this tm is still ice-cold!

"Squeak!" I made a sound of acceptance, then took the glass of wine and directly unscrewed the lid and drank it—cool! The big girl is not afraid of trouble or tired, UU reading www.uukanshu.com came all the way to give me a psychological test and also brought a gift, how can I not take it? If I don't move, I'm a bastard! This young lady is so beautiful, I'm blown away!

"Come, come, sit here."

I sat on the chair next to the table and waved Paris friendly to come over. I don't know whether it was shocked by the enthusiasm of our fighting nation or for some other reason, but she just froze in place. After a while, he came back to his senses and sat down.

At this time, Paris's voice: "This person is not crazy! How can he change his face so fast?!"

However, Paris only whispered a few words of BB in her heart, and soon sat next to Gaia to start the so-called "psychological analysis".

This is the first time the two met, and Gaia is also the fastest and weirdest guy Paris has seen so far, but this person is still friendly. After a series of evaluations, Paris feels that this People are not that bad, Gaia has a very good personality, if I have to talk about flaws, it would be intermittent cramps and the invisible second disease. However, his dislike of women seems to have some psychological shadow on women, and Gaia did not reply to her until the end of the analysis.

If it's **** okay to reply to her? This is black history!

After seeing Paris off, I went back to my couch and made it, this girl is such a nice person, and she knows how to bring me wine! Except for the first sip of this bottle of wine, I haven't taken a sip until now, I'm so hungry for a long time!

So I grabbed the bottle of wine and took a sip (Maozi's drink), ah ♂! — Taste of home!

"It's delicious!"