SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel

"...Oh shit!"

"Crack!—"

"Duang~"

"I'll go! Little brother, what's wrong with you? Are you all right!?"

"Ah! My arm is broken, it hurts me to death, I can't beat a bear!"

"Ah? This, so serious!? Then what should I do!...... Wait, why do you have a feeling of déjà vu?......"

"Oops, my corpus cavernosum is broken, I can't move anymore!...Alas...what's the matter with this deja vu feeling?"

The uncle in front of him looked more and more familiar, and Gaia seemed to recall the happy time when he just traveled through time, that was his lost youth running in the sun.

This uncle also looked at Gaia more and more familiarly, it was the terrible memory of his first drunk driving hit someone, it was a period of time that made him tremble.

"It's you!?"

"you again!?"

Gaia and the uncle recognized each other at the same time, and they were surprised from ear to ear.

It is worth mentioning that apart from these two people, Yuan Wei was also watching from the sidelines, unable to spit out a loud mouthful.

...Why are you so proficient at touch touch? And your arm is gone, how did your arm break! ...It is reasonable to say that the cavernous body will not be smashed just like that! God gave you the ability to pause time, is this how you use it? No, this is not the point, the question is why you two know each other! ? How did you know each other? What kind of cheating probability is this shit! ?

Gaia froze for a moment and then rolled on the ground: "Oh, stab me to death, I'm going to die!,,,,,,,, my arm!..."

The uncle is also very face-saving, and after a short moment of astonishment, he panicked again: "Oh! Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid! You won't die, you won't die!"

"No, I will die!"

"No, you won't!"

The uncle cursed a few times in his heart, this was his second drunk driving, and he hit someone again unexpectedly! And it's the same person as last time!

Gaiya was also shocked, this was the second time he hit the street, and he didn't expect to be hit just as soon as he got on the road, and the person who hit was the same person as last time!

Originally, the journey was long, and Gaia gave Yuan Wei a long rest period, but later the two traveled much slower than he expected. Seeing that it was getting dark, Gaia had to run to the street again. Shang was forced to touch porcelain in order to find a way out.

The uncle was traveling abroad, and he was going to go home after playing for a few days. When he left, he drank a lot of wine with a group of old friends, and one of them bumped into someone as soon as he came out. The whole person panicked, but compared to the first Once, he calmed down a lot: "Are you okay? I'll take you to the hospital! Oh, why is it you again..."

However, at this moment, the uncle saw Gaia's broken right arm, the wound was bandaged and still burning with blood, exuding a faint smell of blood, and the SAN value was -1 on the spot.

"Hurry up, take me to the hospital... I think I can still save a wave." Gaiya continued to perform, as if he had already entered the drama.

The uncle shook his head to wake himself up. Anyway, he saved people first and then said: "Come on, I'll help you get into the car... that beauty over there, are you his friend?"

"...Although I really don't want to admit it, but...it counts."

That's right, just like that, Iris TM never expected that Gaia could really blackmail people.

In order to arrive at the hospital quickly, the driver drove the car very fast, and Gaia, who was sitting in the back seat, had already entered the scene as if he might die suddenly on the spot at any moment—until Yuanwei quietly pinched him.

"It's okay to pretend... Be careful that you get too deep into the drama and you can't pull it out."

However, at this moment, the driver of the car glanced at the car mirror next to Gaia and asked, "Why are you here? It's so late...and what happened to you?" What is it? Why do you look like this?"

This uncle is also considered a good person, seeing the two of them in such a desperate situation, he had no choice but to leave them where they were, and besides... he did hit someone.

"Uh..." Yuan Wei was stunned for a long time, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Yes, a kind of art! We are playing! Have you read Chinese martial arts novels? He cosplays with Yang Guo , one-armed hero Yang Guo, very powerful... As for the reason why he lost his arm was because of an accident, because it was too **** and violent, so I will not tell you, and he is not willing to listen... ..right? Gaia?"

"Uh... that's right."

"This, is it like this?... Hahaha... I really can't see it, it really looks like it... After all, he seems to be fine, right?"

"...Ah... I don't think it's a big problem..." Gaia said.

"Ah? But didn't you just say that your arm is broken, is the spongy body broken? Although I don't know what a spongy body is, a broken arm is not a trivial matter."

"I don't know, maybe it's an illusion..." Gaia said casually, "But just in case, I still have to go to the hospital."

"Oh.....oh... I'm sorry to bump into you for the second time... I'll pay for your medical bills, don't worry though I'm not particularly rich , but I can still get a few million.”

Iris: "Pfft...just a few million?"

Seeing that this uncle is so friendly and sincere, the certain person felt a little guilty for a while, he was deeply condemned by his conscience, and began to reflect on the fact that he ran to the road to extort money by using the time-stopping ability thing.

Then Gaia grinned and blurted out accidentally: "Well... I was hit by you for the second time... I'm sorry..."

"What?" The uncle didn't seem to hear clearly.

"Nothing..."

Having nothing to do, Gaia looked out the car window, and suddenly he noticed that the car was very old. Although it was very clean and long-washed, it still couldn't wash away the traces left by the years on its body.

Gaia observed this point and asked casually: "By the way~www.NovelMTL.com~ Since you are so rich, why don't you change to a better car? Your car is very old, right?"

"Oh, this is the car my father left me, it has a special meaning, and as a 'boss' I don't go out often, besides, this car is no different from other cars except that it is a little older, and I don't If it is necessary to change, instead of changing the car, I might as well use the money to do charity.”

"That's it..." Gaia smacked his lips. It seems that this uncle is still a frugal person. The last time I saw him was near the town outside the containment site, but this time he appeared here. The distance between the two places was very far, and Gaia couldn't help but wonder why he appeared here.

"Why are you here anyway? Where do you live?"

"Ah, I'm traveling this time, and I'm just getting ready to go home today. As for where I live... the town I took you to when we first met is my home."

"Oh..." After asking the question, Gaia just turned his head to look at the scenery outside the window, but then he suddenly realized something—

Lives in a small town outside the containment site, is a millionaire, a philanthropist, a secret presence and a boss...  

Gaia, who noticed the abnormality, turned his head stiffly, "Well... Uncle, you see, we have had two car accidents in a row, so we are considered destined... Can you tell me Your honorable name?"

"Ah, the name doesn't sound too nice, just call me Marcus."

"...fuck..."