SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel

Connor got up early today. As a policeman, he has solved more cases than he can count. Today, he received a new task.

Before embarking on this new mission, he had to do one thing, and that was to find his partner, Deputy Police Commissioner Gordon.

Speaking of Gordon, everyone in the town knew about him. He used to be an anti-narcotics policeman with outstanding achievements, and he became the deputy sheriff of the police station at a young age! ...It's a pity that I don't know what happened later, he suddenly lost his dream! Not only was he late for work, but he even had to be forcibly forced by someone to handle the case. Now that he is old, he is only a deputy director.

Partnering with the Deputy Director's team, Connor has suffered a lot. He does all the dirty work, and the Deputy Director himself is eating melon seeds and pinching his feet... But I have to say that although the Deputy Director rarely helps in person, But every word that comes out of his mouth can be used as a clue! So Connor still respects him a lot.

Connor came to the deputy director's house by car. After getting out of the car, he went straight to the door and rang the doorbell.

"Deputy director? Are you there? It's time for us to go on a mission."

After a long time, Connor didn't get a reply, and he couldn't help but frown. Could it be that the deputy director stayed up all night eating chicken and couldn't get out of bed again?

Connor couldn't help sighing, since he couldn't get in through the main entrance, he had to turn over the window, I hope the deputy director didn't lock the window.

After all, this task is very important.

Connor walked to the other side of the house, the curtains of the window were drawn, and he looked in—Commissioner Gordon fell to the ground, the chair just beside him.

Connor was taken aback for a moment, then quickly opened the window and turned handsomely into the house! ...and fell down.

"Oh shit! What is it?" Connor fell to the ground hard, he felt that he had stepped on something, and when he looked back, it turned out to be a wine bottle!

Immediately afterwards, the strong smell of alcohol entered Connor's nostrils uncontrollably, which made him frown, as if he was being overwhelmed.

He half-kneeled next to the deputy director, only to see that the deputy director's face was as red as a monkey's butt, and at the same time, the strong smell of alcohol on his body gave Connor a headache.

"Deputy Director?" Connor pinched his nose and pushed Gordon.

"Don't make trouble, I'm going to enter the destiny circle..."

Gordon was still in a coma, he waved his hands and ignored Connor.

Connor couldn't help but sighed, "Deputy Director, get up and handle the case!"

However, Gordon didn't respond. In desperation, Connor slapped Gordon lightly with his hand, and found...fuck, how cool?

He looked at Gordon who was still unresponsive, then hesitantly looked at his hand, and then slapped Gordon **** the face.

"ah!"

The slap was so forceful that the sleepy Gordon was woken up by the slap. He sat up and looked around in a daze, then looked at Connor and said, "Why are you here?"

"Uh, let me tell you what's wrong with you first. Why did you drink so much? You're still sleeping on the floor."

At this moment, Gordon's heart skipped a beat. He blinked vigorously and then explained with a sigh: "I almost won the first place in eating chicken last night, but I met a fairy who shot 98K bursts of my head, shot The two of us were in a daze...I felt wronged, and then I drank a lot of wine, and...then I didn't know what happened."

Immediately afterwards, Gordon touched his face, "Damn, this hack is so real, my face is still hurting..."

"Uh, sorry, Deputy Commissioner."

"Ah? Why do you say that?"

"..."

Connor coughed a few times in embarrassment, and he said after a while, "Let's not talk about that, Deputy Director, it's time for us to go on a mission. A few people who claimed to be FBI agents came to our police station just now and said yes. ...ask us to help find someone."

Gordon hadn't sobered up yet. He rubbed his eyes and asked in a daze, "Then the director left this task to us?"

"Yes." Connor replied.

"Go by yourself, I won't go." Gordon replied bluntly, and then his body softened and fell to the floor again.

"No! Deputy director! The director said that the two of us should carry out the task together!"

"What, what are you doing? You also know that I used to pick my feet to watch you work. How grown-up are you, and you need someone to accompany you when you arrest someone?" Gordon didn't want to talk to Connor and turned over.

"this......"

Connor was suddenly at a loss for what to do, but then he had an idea.

Connor turned around helplessly, as if he was about to leave, but said in his mouth: "Unfortunately, there is a beautiful woman among those FBI agents. It seems that I can only handle the case with her."

Hearing this, Gordon, who was lying on the ground, suddenly stood up and followed Connor all the way, "Oh, oh, how can you leave such a dangerous job of catching fugitives to yourself, my mother, how dangerous it is!"

Connor couldn't help sighing. The deputy director's behavior like an old giant baby gave him a headache, but he couldn't help it. He couldn't go up and slap him.

"Oops..." At this moment, Gordon suddenly pressed his stomach, "Connor, wait for me, I feel a little uncomfortable, let me vomit for a while, and I will be back soon!"

After saying that, Gordon hurried to the toilet, and after a while Connor heard the sound of vomiting.

 …

Soon, Connor drove Gordon to the gate of the police station in a police car. It seemed that they didn't need to go in to report, because the four FBI agents were already waiting for them at the gate of the police station.

Those FBI agents traveled in plain clothes as three men and one woman, and no one would have recognized them if it weren't for the fact that they were carrying FBI agent IDs.

But knowing it was nothing, Connor always felt that they were a little suspicious, as if they were hiding something.

Connor and Gordon got out of the car, then came to the front of the four agents and introduced himself: "Hello, my name is Connor, this is our Deputy Director Gordon, and the two of us will assist you in your work."

"Hello!" Gordon greeted with a raised hand, even though he still looked drunk.

"Hello." The female agent stood up and replied politely, "The director said that you are the best partners in the town, and you know the town well. I believe you will give us great help."

This female agent is indeed a beauty. She is probably in her twenties. Her long blond hair looks like ears of wheat in the evening, and her simple and neat attire further highlights her heroism... Although she is watching When it came to Gordon, he seemed a little confused.

"Okay, is there anything we can do to help?" Connor asked.

Hearing this, the female agent put her hand into her pocket, then took out a photo and handed it to Connor. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

Connor took the photo and looked up and down carefully. The photo showed a man in his twenties, more than 1.8 meters tall, with blond hair and blue eyes. He frowned.

"...D-2333..." Connor noticed the number written on the chest of the orange prison uniform and read it.

"What does that mean?" Connor asked.

"This is a secret." The female agent replied, "He is an extremely dangerous fugitive. We are not familiar with this town so we need your help. We suspect that he has changed a suit of clothes and sneaked into this town. , we need to catch them as soon as possible."

The female agent thought for a moment and then continued, "My three companions will conduct an independent investigation, and I will act together with you. If you find the target, don't act rashly. I repeat, this person is extremely dangerous."

"Well, we know. Miss Agent, does he have any other characteristics?" At this moment, Gordon, who had been silent all the time, spoke.

"...This person is from Russia, has a very obvious Russian accent, and is obsessed with bears and vodka. We can start from here." The female agent looked back at her companions, and they were ready to start investigated.

They had to recontain D-2333 as soon as possible, because he was very likely to expose the Foundation, so they came to this town disguised as FBI agents.

As professional agents of the SCP, they are more professionally trained than others, as long as they can find D-2333, then everything can be solved, because they have already figured out a way to recontain D-2333.