Scumbags Follow the Good System

Jiang Yin ran away in a blink of an eye. Congliang stuck his head out of the private room first, and saw that no one was there. Then he went to the bathroom again. He washed his hands again, put some water on his hair, and straightened his hair. I spent it, took out a tissue, and wiped off the dizzy one.

Turning around again to tidy up her skirt, she just got out of the toilet, thinking of going back to the drinking party, she hurried to find Cong An, and saw Cong An, who has always been steady and graceful, running towards her like a dog running down the corridor.

"Quick, quick!" Cong 'an clutched his suit's bulging pocket, "Xiao Bai sneaked out of his pocket and drank a few glasses of champagne on the table, and he will transform after drinking," Cong 'an said. White and pale, "What should I do? It's definitely not possible to transform here. It's arguing that it can't go back to the space. Let me find you quickly."

Before Cong Liang could take the system out of Cong Ann's pocket, he heard a "sting" sound, and Cong Ann's custom suit was torn from the inside, and the system fell to the ground.

The moment it fell to the ground, it skyrocketed from the thickness of a finger to the thickness of an adult arm, and the snake head swayed around towards Congliang, and within a few seconds, it was tightly wrapped from the soles of the feet to the neck.

Cong Liang rolled his eyes. Fortunately, the system is a **** suit. No matter how big it looks, it has almost no weight. It has already transformed. Going downstairs now will definitely cause panic. Cong Liang has to take small steps and get back. bathroom.

Fortunately, each large private room has its own bathroom. Usually, there are hardly any people in the toilet on this floor. From Liang drilled in and tore the system down, the system tightened more and more tightly, "Liang Er, it's over." , "I can't go to the system space anymore, I feel like I'm going to explode..."

Cong Liang couldn't take it anymore, so he could only hold the system seven inches, and the system let out a rustling "Ow!"

Before Congliang could breathe a sigh of relief, a trembling voice from behind "Pinch lightly..." made Congliang's hair stand upright.

"Brother!" Cong Liang turned back and stared at Cong An with a blushing face, "This is the women's toilet, why did you come in?!"

Cong'an's face was still pale, and the incandescent light in the bathroom looked very infiltrating. After being told by Cong Liangyi, he exited after busy.

"Brother, are you alright, so pale?"

"I'm fine, I'm fine..." Cong'an waved his hands indiscriminately, "As soon as I drink, my face turns white, it's fine, is Xiaobai all right?"

Cong Liang ripped the system away from her, and the effort doubled in a while. "It's okay...you go out, brother." Cong Liang closed the bathroom door with tears and laughter. I took out the room and planned to stand at the door of the bathroom, so whoever came in by chance, wouldn't be scared to death.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw Cong Liang slapped his ears against the door. Cong Liang's image as a wise, wise and Shen Wu brother had been shattered. Cong Liang knew that the system and Cong An had no idea when a deep "friendship" had been established. Cong An was worried. The system had no choice but to scratch his head and reassure him, "It's fine, it'll be fine after a while."

As a result, just after comforting Cong An here, she closed the door and turned around. Rao has been through a long life and has a deep understanding of the non-present idea, or the system has filled the entire compartment and her body has been pushed to her chest. "Fuck me!"

"Don't be rude, we'll lose money by squashing the toilet door!"

"I'm going to explode," the system kept rolling in the small space, looking very uncomfortable, "What should I do, I can't go back to the system space, I don't want to explode, my suit is really good, it can be powerful Xiao, you have accepted me from Ann..."

Congliang was pushed against the door by the system, covering his face, he really didn't know what to say or what to do. The floor of the bathroom was rolling like this, and he was covered with unknown water stains. Congliang didn't want to go to comfort the system at all now. His disgust was beyond words. .

"Try again, that's your space. Didn't you say that it has become particularly large after the upgrade? You can put it down as much as you go in."

The system tumbled painfully, and the mirror in the bathroom was smashed with a "bang!", "I can't go back, what should I do?"

Cong An was already worried, and when he heard the voice, he was even more anxious. He couldn't care about his words or deeds. He hurriedly knocked on the door "Dangdang", "What's the matter, I heard something shattered, Xiaobai..." Cong An embarrassedly paused. After a moment, he changed his mouth and said, "Are you two hurt?"

"Brother, I'm begging you, what can pierce it, it's a big snake scale armor, and I'm afraid the bullets won't be able to dry." Congliang's feeling is getting weirder and weirder, and her concern is messing with what she once cared deeply about. I have experienced it, but she is on Da Bao'er's body, but this incident between Cong An and the system made her feel awkward everywhere, not to mention the system is not a person at all, not even a human figure!

"Liang Er..." The sound of the system was particularly painful. The toilets were all overwhelmed, and now they almost burst the glass by the window, "I'm so uncomfortable..."

Congliang squeezed in through the gap with great difficulty, holding the big head of the system in disgust and distress, "How the **** are you going to go up, don't go up, you will burst the wall and fall downstairs, You can't stay in this world."

"I'm so uncomfortable, I can't control it, if only I could be as young as you!" The head of the system was pressed against Congliang, and Congliang was squeezed into a corner, and he could clearly hear the sound of his ribs being crushed.

"Fuck..." Forcibly pushed the system farther away, so that he could breathe a sigh of relief, "It's my fault that I ate a big blood bag, otherwise you will be squeezed to death, what kind of wine do you think you are drinking? Why can't the **** suit even digest that little wine, hurry up and focus on returning to the system space..."

"If only I could be like you..." The system tumbled in pain, growing bigger and bigger. Even if Congliang wouldn't die as long as his head didn't fall off, he wouldn't feel any pain, but his eyes were still black after being squeezed.

It really didn't work, I clenched my fists and used ten ten percent of the strength to swipe down at the system's head. I planned to knock the system unconscious first. I thought it would be good to let it up. Who knows that the system is thicker than the one in the family. The second rise is still thick but does not stop the trend, so the wall will be squeezed.

But when the fist was swung out, it stopped in mid-air. I saw the white snake that filled the whole room, like a balloon with a hole in it, shriveled down quickly, Cong Liang leaned against the corner, with the squashed ribs in his chest cavity. Her organs recovered quickly on their own, but Congliang felt that she was afraid that her life would not be long.

Otherwise it's just a hallucination...

Congliang has also watched a few distorted sci-fi films with special effects. He was amazed at the process of turning into a human being from a monster. It looked like the real thing, but now the picture presented in front of him is more distorted than any time he watched it on the movie channel. The effect of the national blockbuster is even more shocking.

The system quickly shrank, the snake's body was stretched horizontally, the bones supported the outline one by one, the skull was deformed and cracked until the ears and mouth gradually closed, the eyebrows, eyes, mouth and nose gradually became clear, the tail forked and the snake scales gradually disappeared, replaced by smooth skin. Without even blinking an eye, the stout big white snake in the room instantly turned into a human in front of her eyes like a Transformer!

Ryoda opened his mouth, stuffed his mid-air fist into his own mouth and bit it hard—it didn't hurt.

"Oh my god!"

Cong Liang's hands were lightly, as if he was afraid of breaking something, and he placed his head on his knees, and when his tentacles touched it, he shivered.

"Fuck me!" Cong Liang frantically pulled the mouth, nose and ears of the man on his knees with both hands, "You can still be a **** human..."

The system lost consciousness in an instant just now, and it would be dazed if it would be pulled by Cong Liang's hand. Cong Liang was poking its eyes and poking its eyeballs.

"Hey~ it hurts!" The system reflexively raised its hand and knocked off Cong Liang's hand that was poking around.

The system raised both hands and feet in front of the excited "Oow!" Cong Liang pointed at the system's face, "Ow!"

"I've become a human!"

"Why do you look the same as me?!"

"Hurry up and put your legs down, you're still naked, your eyes are so **** hot..." Congliang covered his forehead and searched around for several times, but he couldn't find a piece of fabric that could cover his shame. The two stood up from the ground, the house was worse than the earthquake To be messed up, Cong Liang looked at the system's body, the more his brain hurt, "You..."

"I changed according to you," the system also twisted his waist, "how is it?"

I had been watching Horror just now, but only now did I realize the incongruity. The system turned out to have white eyebrows and white hair, like those with albinism. The hair was very obedient and wrapped around the neck, and the pupils were erect.

Such an image is matched with Congliang's own face, which makes her nauseous.

When the two of them started to untie the hair on their necks, there were endless loops on the left and right, as if they didn't take up space around their necks, but they were as long as two adult men, and they didn't feel as smooth at all. Is the hair, the system can also control the direction of the hair.

From Liang asked the system to change into a suit of clothes, and the system wrapped all his long hair around his body... he covered everything that should be covered, but looking at it like this is no different from being naked.

"You can't change into clothes?" Cong Liang scratched his head, "Do you have to look like me?"

"..." The system closed his eyes and brewed for a while, with a sad face, "I won't change my clothes..."

"Becoming someone else... ah!" The system closed its eyes for a while, and when it opened, it was a woman with a pointed face and big eyes.

"It's not good-looking!" Cong Liang said, "It's very common to look long, where did you see it?"

"Just now at the reception, I was pestering the woman who was drinking from Cong'an," the system said. "I think Cong'an was drinking. That's when I slipped out and drank two...a few glasses."

Congliang glared at the system, and the system added, "I thought it was delicious."

"Wait," Cong Liang turned around and walked towards the door, glanced back at the system, and pointed to the toilet door panel that was squashed by her, "Take that cover first, and I'll find something for you to cover your way home."

The system obediently lifted the door panel across its body.

Cong Liang opened the toilet door and saw that Cong An was blocking his ears against the wall in the corridor.

But he took his sister's hair for identification some time ago. The results showed three times and all living habits proved that his sister was not the one he had blood relatives to. He never cared, and didn't want to know the original "No". Where is the little sister who is wearing clothes?

After getting along for this period of time, he especially likes this sister of unknown origin. It is the first time that he wants to continue to entangle with people who have nothing to do with him. He prefers Xiaobai. Xiaobai loves to haunt him all day. All night, almost all the blanks he wanted to be touched were satisfied, but Xiaobai was not an ordinary thing, and it was definitely not easy for his sister to keep a pet like Xiaobai.

Even if he went in, it would be trouble. Ever since An Suo was like a child, when he was not calm, he faced the wall, covered his ears to isolate his senses, and took a deep breath and counted.

"Brother!" Cong Liang opened the bathroom door a crack and shouted at Cong An, "Brother?"

Cong Ann's ears were tightly covered, and she was about to find a thousand. Suddenly, she was patted on the back, and she jumped up in shock, almost subconsciously throwing a fist.

Looking back, it was Congliang, and before he could ask, he listened to Liang and said, "Brother, you can find some clothes and fabrics that can cover your shame. I tell you don't be afraid, Xiaobai has become a human being. , we have to go home quickly, and give me your cell phone so I can use it."

Cong'an was like a puppet, he nodded once when Cong Liang said a word, and as soon as Cong Liang's words fell, he handed over his cell phone.

Congliang wondered why Cong An was so calm. Could it be that his heart is really so strong? As a result, when I picked up the phone, I realized that Cong'an's hands were shaking and he couldn't hold it.

Looking up, Cong'an's face was still pale and pale, and he nodded slightly, but the indifferent expression on his face was still there. If it wasn't for the trembling of his hands, Congliang would have thought that Cong'an was really in front of Mount Tai. And the tall man who did not change his face.

"You go quickly..." Cong Liang took the phone and went to the bathroom.

The author has something to say: Congliang: Hurry up and don't look like anything else, don't look like me!

System: Why? I still think it's pretty good.

Congliang: Da Baoer promised to go home with me. You said that if he saw...

System: change change change change change! I will change now!

Next, the home is a very harmonious biological chain—

Congliang is "afraid" of Jiang Yin, Jiang Yin is "afraid" of Cong'an, Cong'an is "afraid" of the system, and the system is "afraid" of Congliang.