Season Division
Chapter 164: Pig brain overload
Chapter 164 Pig Brain Overload
"What?"
When the obese man heard what Xu Heng said, he became furious and slapped the hot spring water, causing a large splash.
Liu Yan and Qin Yu who saw this scene outside the door were dumbfounded and couldn't believe it.
Why is this kid getting sick again?
What's wrong? You have to say he's his father and you want this fat man to call him uncle?
Crazy!
Those are two master-level warriors!
“You bitch, when you were in the water, didn’t you just call me daddy?”
However, the fat man looked at Ayaka Hashimoto and yelled angrily.
Obviously, he is very angry now!
"No, no, I...I didn't..." Ayaka Hashimoto shook her head in panic, waving her hands repeatedly to deny this.
"snort!"
The fat man snorted coldly, then turned to look at Xu Heng, and said indifferently: "Actually, I know you, you are Caihua's boyfriend, right? Hehe, you are a pretty boy, you look at her but you don't use her, you really can't satisfy Miss Caihua."
Xu Heng stretched out his index finger and put it on the fat man's lips, signaling him not to say anything.
He didn't need to finish what he said, he just laughed sinisterly.
“Oh my old man, it was just a joke, didn’t you hear it?”
The obese man didn’t hesitate at all, and nodded immediately, without forgetting to warn: “I believe you are smart and already know that you can’t leave here, so if you dare to lie to me, hehehe...”
"Hey, hey, hey, fat guy, what do you mean?" At this time, Hashimoto Ayaka on the side changed her panicked face and shouted impatiently: "This guy is the one I booked, don't you?" Just keep cooperating with the performance, and now you plan to steal people? "
“Well, you are a smart man.”
“Of course, after all, this is the purpose of my coming here!” The smile on Xu Heng’s face grew stronger.
“Don’t worry, I, Xu Heng, never lie to others!” Xu Heng also smiled, master-level experts are so easy to deceive!
"Really? But you seemed to have lied just now. You are not Miss Caihua's father."
"Oh?" The obese man's small mung bean eyes narrowed slightly, full of teasing: "That's not what Caihua said!"
“Haha, I hope what you just said was not a joke.”
"No, I won't rob him before he proves it. You can do whatever you want, as long as you don't kill him. Hehe..." The fat man smiled jokingly and sat down, including his head. Sink into the hot spring pool.
But I was shocked in my heart.
Looking at this, he has obviously heard of the existence of that thing!
The obese man's originally disdainful expression gradually turned to surprise, and then slowly became serious, and said in a deep voice: "Are you telling the truth? You really have the Thousand-Waist Pill..."
Originally I wanted to fool around with you before running away, so I didn't bother to change the name of Qianyao Dan, but I never expected that this **** fat man actually knew about Qianyao Dan?
"No, she doesn't understand. No one in this world understands better than me..." Xu Henggao smiled enigmatically, and slowly whispered a few words into the obese man's ear.
“You go prepare the kidneys and leave the rest to me. I think we will become happy partners.” Xu Heng grinned, but unfortunately his teeth were all white without any golden sparkle, otherwise it would have been more contagious.
“Hush!”
“How to prove it?” the obese man asked doubtfully.
“That was before, but I am different now!” Xu Heng smiled slightly, his face full of confidence.
A burst of bubbles suddenly appeared on the water surface, and then the obese man disappeared without a trace.
Hashimoto Ayaka didn't even look at him. Instead, she looked at Xu Heng aggrievedly and sighed: "Xu Hengsang, it's such a pity. I originally prepared many beautiful stories for us, but it's a pity that the fat man ruined them." It’s gone. In that case, let’s get straight to the point.”
"No, Ayaka-chan, the story is not over yet. Maybe you don't know yet. In fact, I am very good at draining and repairing home appliances. Do you need it at home?" "Oh?" Hashimoto Ayaka's eyes suddenly lit up, and there was a vague feeling. interest.
"If I'm not wrong, that man just now must be your husband. He sank into the water and hasn't gotten up yet. He is probably dead. Madam Caihua, you are a widow now!" Xu Heng said again.
"Yes, yes, that's it. My husband died and I am a widow!" Ayaka Hashimoto immediately became excited. The bath towel on her body became blurred and instantly turned into a black gauze dress, with her hair tied up. Wearing a black lace veil, covering her forehead.
Her temperament changed dramatically at this moment, and she actually looked dignified and elegant, with a hint of nobility.
"Mr. Xu, you were my husband's best friend during his lifetime. The water pipe in my house was broken recently. Maybe you need to come home with me and help me clear it." Hashimoto Ayaka said pitifully with a trace of tears hanging from the corners of her eyes.
"Okay, my condolences, madam, I'll take you home!" Xu Heng immediately stepped forward to support her, walked out the door, and headed straight for 204.
On the aisle, Liu Yan and Qin Yu watched this scene blankly.
Until Xu Heng and the two walked away, they still couldn't come back to their senses for a long time. Their minds were in a mess and their pig brains were overloaded.
What kind of weird situation is this?
…
“Damn it, why did my family become like this? Who did it, ah!”
At this time, Hashimoto Ayaka’s scream came from room 204, resounding throughout the second floor.
"Miss Ayaka, this was obviously set on purpose. Someone must have thought that your husband was dead and you were easy to bully, so they set fire to your house." Xu Hengzheng was caringly helping Hashimoto Ayaka soothe the anger in her chest while comforting and analyzing. .
"Who is it? Who is bullying a weak woman like me..." Ayaka Hashimoto entered the scene in a second, and her face was instantly full of pear blossoms, which made me feel pity for her.
"Miss Caihua, when I went to find you, your sister happened to be at your home. Could it be...ah, no, it must not be like that." Xu Heng seemed to remember something, and quickly shook his head and said: "She is you My sister will definitely not be jealous that you are more beautiful than her, nor will she be jealous that you have more men than her, nor will she set your house on fire because of it.”
"Ah, it must be him!" Ayaka Hashimoto blurted out without thinking, "He is not my sister, but she is also my best friend and sister. I didn't expect him to be..."
"No way?" Xu Heng was very surprised and said in disbelief: "But I don't think he is like that kind of person. Although he is a man, but..."
唰!
Suddenly, the air at the door suddenly turned cold.
Hashimoto Ayaka stared at Xu Heng with sinister eyes: "How do you know he is a man?"
"Ah, Miss Caihua, I told you not to be angry!" Xu Heng hesitated for a moment and said without stopping: "He told me personally. He said that he fell in love with me the first time he saw me and couldn't bear it. He hurt me and said you wanted to kill me, so he let me go, but I didn’t believe him, so I went to see Miss Caihua!”
"No, sister Caihua, don't believe him!" At this time, a sharp and mean man's voice suddenly came from the room: "He is lying to you, he blew up your house and hurt me, woo woo woo, Caihua, you have to make the decision for your sister!”
Hashimoto Ayaka's face was full of uncertainty, and her eyes slowly glanced at Xu Heng.
A trace of surprise and confusion flashed across Xu Heng's face, and then he seemed to understand something, and an imperceptible helpless smile and loneliness flashed across his eyes.
"well!"
All the emotions turned into a sigh, Xu Heng's eyes became dim, he nodded and whispered: "Yes, he is right, I did everything, Miss Caihua, he is your best friend, he must be I won’t lie to you.”
“Sister Caihua, kill him quickly. Let’s peel off his skin, eat his internal organs, and drink all his blood!” The man in the room roared, but his voice was still sharp.
"Sister Omu, you just said..." Ayaka Hashimoto looked into the room and said quietly: "He hurt you? Are you sure he can hurt you? Or...did you really lie to me?"
…
…
(End of this chapter)
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