Secret Talent At The Beginning, Burning Corpses Can Make You Stronger
Chapter 572 Don't Look During Meals
Fa Hai and Wu De stood still in the corner, and saw two people lying in the corner, their bodies were covered in cow dung, and they were wafting wisps of hot air.
The scene is inexplicably familiar.
"Is that the cow?" Wu Dexu asked while covering his nose.
After the two of them worshiped the immortals and left Qingniu Daxian Temple, Fahai began to follow the trail of that little bastard Pengci, intending to teach him to be a good man.
But there were too many people and footprints on the street, and it took Fahai a lot of effort to catch up to the vicinity.
As a result, when he searched two or three streets away from here, Fa Hai suddenly dragged him to this direction, saying that the "bull" had appeared. m.x.com
Wu De was at a loss at first, but when he saw the huge amount that almost buried the two people in the corner, he finally understood.
Ever since Wei Wu was compared to this shit-pinching person last time, the two of them were so strong, their heads were hanging from the beam and their buttocks were pierced, and they held back their energy to avenge their revenge.
In the end, before they had time to act, their respective sects called them back in a hurry.
Wei Wu also left Beijing to march west by order, so the delay was more than half a year.
Recently, both of them broke through to the level of external strength and returned to the capital, intending to take revenge.
As a result, after inquiring, that bastard Wei Wu turned himself into the commander of Feiyuwei.
There is another foreign force master under his command, Wei Yuanji, who is still stronger than them.
The two of them felt that they would definitely not be able to get a cheap deal if they were tough, so they planned to hand over the things explained in the door first, and then act according to the camera.
In the end, things weren't over yet.
"Bull" appeared.
In the case of the cow dung idol, the one who is as hateful as Wei Wu is the cow!
Not to mention bumping into people and fleeing, but also defecating on purpose.
Not only shit, but also diarrhea.
Even thinking about it, it's a little bit worse than Wei Wu.
"The taste seems to have changed a little bit, but it should be it." Fa Hai hesitated for a moment and said.
"Is there a change?" Wu De looked puzzled, and said: "The same
Cow, why does the smell change? "
"Maybe the food is different." Fa Hai said, then he rolled up his sleeves and said, "Don't be confused, I will know when I taste it."
When Wu De heard it, his face was horrified, and he hurriedly grabbed Fa Hai and said, "Monk, it's not impossible, you have to trust your own judgment, you can't smell it wrong, it's the cow, I have confidence in you .”
Good guy.
Ever since Wu De experienced the monk's tongue-tasting secret technique, he became more and more disgusted every time.
When I first started watching the show, I thought it was fun, but when I watched it too much, I found it disgusting.
Think about it, the person who usually accompanies you for three meals a day, he has tasted that stuff, and he still babbles.
Even if there are delicacies from mountains and seas in front of him, he loses his appetite instantly.
Wu De is already thin enough, he doesn't have any plan to lose weight.
The monk hesitated for a moment, then shook his head and said: "No, I must make sure, I am sitting upright, I can't let a guilty cow go, and I can't wrong a good cow."
With that said, he was about to insert cow dung.
"Don't tell me, you can't taste it, it's it, you don't need to taste it, you know it's it, who else can get out of it?!" Wu De pulled Fa Hai hard.
Fa Hai hesitated again, then shook his head: "It's better to be sure."
As soon as the words fell, Fahai's fingers as thick as a rolling pin were inserted into the pile of cow dung without hesitation.
"No!!"
"Huh~"
Amidst Wu De's disgusted yell, Fa Hai put his fingers in his mouth.
That's right, it's Han.
Not licking.
The kind that contains the whole root.
Wu De felt his belly tumbling, and hurriedly covered his mouth for fear of vomiting it out.
As a rule of thumb, don't throw up when you're sick.
It will be even more disgusting if you vomit!
This monk practiced the "Tongue Taste Tracing Technique" because he might have become obsessed and wanted to taste everything.
Those who practice boxing always want to punch a few times with their fists, and those who practice legs
I always like to kick a few times, and those who practice dragon claws and milk hands always like to grab a few times.
Not only was he no exception, he practiced his tongue, but he was also disgusting.
Then, Fa Hai smacked his mouth a few times, and stared at him: "That's right, it's it, turned into ashes, I can taste it, hum!"
After speaking, he seemed to feel something in his mouth, so he sucked his teeth and took it out. x.com
"What?" Wu De collapsed.
The monk pinched it in his hand and looked at it, wondering: "Fish bones?"
"Ouch~"
This time Wu De couldn't bear it anymore, and let out his breath.
At this time, the warrior and the onmyoji woke up at the same time, and happened to witness Fahai's tongue-twisting feat in a daze.
Take a closer look at yourself, good guy, it's thin and hot.
Like porridge and poop, it smells bad.
The two of them froze for a moment, a little confused, if porridge made from bran, it wouldn't smell bad.
If it's dung, what is the monk in front of him tasting?
"What kind of work is this?"
"Say something!?"
The two got up quickly, and hurriedly shook their armor with disgust on their faces.
It's sticky, even if it's porridge, it's disgusting.
"Quickly tell me, what is this?" The samurai was furious, pointing at the monk and Wu De and shouting in lame words.
That arrogant strength obviously has a congenital defect in learning lessons.
The monk spat and said as usual, "Cow dung."
"what?!!"
"Jamaic fell~~"
When the samurai and onmyoji heard this, their faces turned green.
With a strange cry, people undressed like crazy, and those who took off their armor took off their armor.
The cow dung was thrown around, and one of them was so dead that it hit the forehead of Wu De, who was spitting out acid water, and it also mischievously slid down from his forehead, and finally fell to Wu De's shoe surface with a squeak.
Wu De suddenly opened his eyes, and a "crazy" expression gradually climbed up his face.
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