Secret Talent At The Beginning, Burning Corpses Can Make You Stronger

The little calf was taken aback for a moment, then he lowered his head and obediently went to the nearby pond.

A cow sat down, and a pool of water overflowed.

"Puff ~" Farted two more times.

"Cow fart, cow fart~"

"Hahaha~ cow fart~"

At this moment, the canary placed by the pool laughed loudly in the cage.

This is the release of the gag technique.

The calf trampled off its two legs, which made it grudge.

"Dead bird, shut up!" The little calf's eyes widened immediately, and he reprimanded angrily.

"You are the dead bird, and your whole family are dead birds~" Canary's voice was originally very mellow, but when she called out, it gave the calf the urge to sit on its butt and kill it.

"How dare you be arrogant, you bastard. Believe it or not, I stewed you?" The little calf became even more angry.

"You bull monster is transformed into a hairy body, you can't even wipe your butt, you are not qualified to speak human words, just a little bit~~" Canary was extremely mean-spirited.

"Who said I can't wipe it, I just forgot." These words hit the calf's pain point, and it hurriedly stood up and gestured.

It turned out that the hands formed from its front hooves were so short that they couldn't reach behind them at all.

Seeing this, Canary laughed even more happily.

"Hahaha... short-handed cow!"

"I can't even wipe my butt."

"You yellow-haired monster."

"You materialized a fart."

"..."

The calf was poked at the pain point, and its nose bulged out of anger.

Seeing this, Qin He pointed his finger at Canary.

gag.

Canary's exhalation of fragrance came to a sudden stop, but she couldn't make any sound when she opened her mouth.

"Master, stew it." The little calf suggested to Qin He with gritted teeth.

Qin He was noncommittal, paused and said: "Let's study the recipe first, pretty birds are generally not tasty."

"Okay!"

The calf's eyes brightened.

When Canary heard this, her eyes were a little frightened, but she still bravely spit at the calf.

This is a master who does not shed tears without seeing the soup pot!

The whole body is soft, but the mouth is hard.

flat

After resuming the bickering between the two beasts, Qin He took a nice bath and drank two or two small wines.

I feel that the cleansing of the Taoist priests should be almost the same.

Then he got up and went.

...

Meanwhile, Taoist priests and monks are in the bath.

The two of them finished bathing, dressed neatly, and were about to leave when the door suddenly opened.

A burst of white smoke rushed towards the face, the speed was extremely fast, and it was inevitable.

The monks and Taoist priests were shocked, because they found that the moment the white smoke hit their faces, they were frozen and unable to move.

In the billowing white smoke, a slender figure slowly appeared.

The two of them took a closer look, their expressions even more startled.

This man is as plump as jade, with sword-like eyebrows, set off by a decent flying fish suit, he is a handsome official.

It was... Wei Wu!

Wei Wu, who hadn't seen him for more than half a year, had changed his flying fish uniform from purple to pale yellow, and the flying fish pattern was extremely bright. It was the full-time official uniform of the commander of the flying fish guard.

"It's you?" The Taoist's face changed drastically.

"Hey, Wei thief!" The monk became even more excited, since he had never dealt with this person from the very beginning. x.com

Wei Wu grinned, showing his bright white teeth, and said: "Don't get excited, both of you, the Commander came here to ask for something from you."

"I warn you not to act recklessly." The great monk gritted his teeth and said, "What kind of means did you use against us, let us go and fight to the death~"

"Despicable villain, heresy." The Taoist also echoed.

"Don't say that. If you lose, you have to admit it. If you are beaten, you have to stand at attention." Wei Wu smiled, and walked towards the Taoist priest step by step.

"What do you want to do?" The Taoist swallowed; this Wei Wu made him feel that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong for a while.

"It's okay, it will be fine in a while." Wei Wu came to the front of the Taoist priest, squatted down, and then pulled his crotch open.

"what!"

The Taoist shuddered and shouted: "You you you you... are you perverted?"

"Stop!"

"Don't struggle, you can't blame me if you make a mistake later." Wei Wu

He stared, then unceremoniously reached into his crotch and began to touch things.

The loincloth of the Taoist priest is also a space, which is similar to the yellow cloth bag for the corpse.

The small loincloth actually has a hidden hole.

When he stretched out his hand to grab it, he grabbed two round things.

The Taoist priest opened his eyes, the cursing stopped abruptly, and he begged, "Don't talk, please."

Wei Wu blinked and said, "I've said it all, don't struggle." x.com

Then he let go, and continued to fill and dig inside, pawing and pulling a few times, and finally touched a round object.

The moment it was pulled out, the bathroom was shining with golden light, as if covered with a layer of golden yarn, it was a huge golden egg.

If you look carefully, there are many fine lines cracked around the golden egg, as if the things inside are about to break out.

"Wei Wu, I advise you not to touch it. This egg involves the secret of heaven. Those who are not virtuous and holy should not touch it. It is not a treasure." The Taoist warned.

"What secret?" Wei Wu asked.

"I can't tell you." The Taoist gritted his teeth, paused for a moment, he was taken aback, and said suspiciously: "Wait a minute, you don't seem to be Wei Wu, who are you?"

Wei Wu weighed the golden egg in his hand, with surprise in his eyes, he asked strangely: "You said I'm not Wei Wu, why?"

"Wei Wu is a sissy now, you are not." Hearing this, the Taoist priest immediately understood that his feeling was right. This person is really not Wei Wu.

"Sissy?" Wei Wu was taken aback, not knowing why.

"Wei Wu is now a sissy with orchid fingers?" The monk suddenly realized.

"No way?" Wei Wu was a little surprised, paused and sighed, and said, "Okay, since I didn't hide it from you, then I won't hide it from you, and now I'll talk to you in my true identity."

After the words fell, the white mist around him was evident.

The next moment, a young man dressed as an onmyoji with a pale face and a crow hat slowly appeared from the white mist. He frowned and said with a smile, "It's me. Are you surprised or happy?"