Secret Talent At The Beginning, Burning Corpses Can Make You Stronger

After all, Qin He didn't wait for Uncle, the tortoise king next door that Dawang Bakou said.

Just had a fight, and the movement was so loud, anyone in the underwater world of the canal could sense anything.

You don't have to have your own son, let alone do it.

On the way back, Qin He took the big bastard and looked at it curiously.

It was found that its bastard shell was indeed a bit high, and there were faint cracks on it, which were not smashed by myself, but were born naturally.

Qin He didn't know the specific situation.

Anyway, after a period of time, fifty miles south of the Tonghui River, a super big bastard and a super big tortoise fought in the dark, and it turned out that that section of the canal was quiet for a long time without any demons.

Back at the crematorium, Qin He casually threw the begging bastard back into the bucket, feeling a little depressed.

The imagination is too good, if it is not realized, the gap will be relatively large.

But there is no way.

Who would have thought that the king of Aojiao would know two kinds of escape techniques at the same time.

Throwing people with brute force, the water arrow in the mouth is not too much threat.

It's this life-saving kung fu that makes people call it amazing.

...

On the cremator, the corpses distributed tonight gradually turned into coke, and passed the test safely without any accidents.

The interpretation of shadow puppetry is as real as it is unreal.

Qin He found that this master's life was a bit trivial.

Others cheated by coercion and profiteering to come to martial arts, but he cheated all by playing with his mouth.

The name of the deceased was Zhao Qing, and his ancestors had been a little rich, so Zhao Qing had also read a little.

But Zhao Qing is a lazy person.

Wherever money can be spent to save trouble, money will be spent.

There was a water leak in the house, and it was just a matter of climbing up the roof to move the tiles. Zhao Qing called the neighbor over, you come to fix it, and I will give you money.

The water tank at home is out of water, call the neighbor over, you help me get some water, I will give you money.

The floor at home is dirty, call the neighbor over, and you can clean it for me. I will give you money.

There were no bamboo strips when I finished going to the hut, hey, this time I don’t need neighbors, just use copper coins to scrape.

Not afraid to get started.

You said that such a lazy person can manage a house?

The above are not places where money is really spent, it is his temperament that really spends money.

Delicious and lazy.

Eat well, wear well, get lazy and have no side.

Therefore, Zhao Qing's family is getting poorer and poorer, and the neighbor's family is getting richer and richer.

But this Zhao Qing, you can say he is lazy, but you can't say he can't make money.

Zhao Qing will make money, where to get it?

Wherever there is happy event, he will go there to fish it.

As soon as he heard that so-and-so's family would hold a wedding, preferably a rich and powerful family, Zhao Qing would go there, dressed in clean clothes, look like a human being, get some paper wraps, wood and stones to trick the concierge, and sneak in.

Zhao Qing is not in a hurry to sneak in, he waits.

What are you waiting for?

Waiting for the host to toast.

When toasting, everyone is the most crowded, and everyone can hear what they say.

Zhao Qing stood up, arched his hands together, and said: "Today is a great event, the house is full of splendor, the sky has spiritual light, the earth has spiritual talents, and people have thousands of blessings. The heaven, earth and people complement each other. On this good day, I have ten consecutive blessings. I need a small coin, I wonder if the master can reward me?"

Eh.

At this time, when everyone was watching, suddenly such a person stood up with auspicious words in his mouth.

Are you happy?

That must be happy.

If you are happy, you will be rewarded, how much you are rewarded, and one coin.

For rich families, a penny is not called money. On a big day, when they give you congratulations, they are still so talkative, and if you are rewarded with a penny, you will be rewarded.

What a face, isn't it.

Basically, no host will refuse this.

Okay, as soon as the master agrees, the show will begin.

Zhao Qing began to say congratulations: "Today, the host's face is radiant and radiant, with auspicious stars shining above, and a door full of brilliance below. I wish you everything goes smoothly from today onwards.

"it is good!"

Zhao Qing's thought was full of applause when he thought it up and down.

Such auspicious and smooth words are so appropriate to the occasion, and everyone loves to hear them.

The host is even happier.

If you are happy, then give the silver, Zhao Qinggong cupped his hands: "One coin, you get rich, you get rich."

The master looked at it, didn't he wish for ten silver coins in a row, why do you want money now?

But people have already reached out, so just give it, a penny is nothing.

Everyone is happy, festive and auspicious, and this is the most important thing.

The master gave the money, Zhao Qing took the money, and came again: "Today's treasure land is auspicious, beautiful, with saints and gods on the left, and gold and jade on the right. I wish you a long life from now on. The dragon and the phoenix are auspicious, the spirit of the dragon gate, and the two dragons take off!"

"it is good!"

Another round of applause.

One is that the words are really good, and the other is that the host is happy, and the guests naturally have to adapt to the occasion.

The host and the guest are in harmony.

As a result, Zhao Qing arched his hands at this time: "Two coins, you get rich and you get rich."

When the master heard it, why did he ask for money again? Didn’t he just give it, and the money has increased?

Zhao Qing stretched out two fingers and explained: "Two dragons take off, two coins."

At this time, the host family will be a little bit unhappy, but most of them will not save face, one penny and two pennies are about the same, the most important thing is to be happy and auspicious on a big day.

Not short of money, give it, two coins.

Of course, there are also some people who refuse to give it, and Zhao Qing will say loudly: "Oh, the master's family doesn't want to part with two silver coins, don't want to last forever, don't want the dragon and phoenix to make auspicious, don't want the spirit of the dragon gate, and don't want the second dragon to take off."

Hey, who can bear this shout?

The key is in front of so many guests.

A person lives with a face, but a tree lives with a skin.

Most of them will change their words immediately: "Misunderstanding, I didn't say no, just give me money."

Well, two coins and silver are in hand.

Zhao Qing continued: "Today, the house in Rui is decorated with lanterns and festoons, and Vientiane is renewed. There is prosperity and wealth on the outside, and splendid literary talents inside. I wish you three flats and two fulls, three cleans and four whites, three sacrifices and five tripods, and three yangs to prosper! "

"it is good!"

Another round of applause.

This time it's even better, it's all three.

Where can you find such auspicious words?

Zhao Qing arched his hands: "Four coins, you get rich and you get rich."

The master's family was even more displeased. It was two denarii just now, so how could it be doubled?

But at this time, the atmosphere became more lively, and the guests were looking forward to it, stretching their necks and waiting.

At this point, the main family was basically kidnapped by this Zhao Qing. Even if he was unhappy in his heart, he couldn't hold back his face, and had to pretend to be happy and straightforward to give money.

Give it, isn't it just four denarii?

It is two denarii more than two denarii, which is nothing but affordable.

OK, go ahead.

After the fourth sentence, four qian becomes eight qian.

After finishing the fifth sentence, eight renminbi becomes sixteen renminbi.

After finishing the sixth sentence, sixteen renminbi will become thirty-two renminbi.

...

After finishing the tenth sentence, five hundred and twelve dollars.

Ten coins and silver are combined into one or two.

You see, this is an arithmetic problem.

The instinctive reaction of most people is that the first sentence is one yuan, the second sentence is two yuan, and even if it is doubled later, it is only a few taels of silver.

It doesn't matter if you are generous, but it doesn't matter if you are stingy. On the big day, the whole house is so auspicious and festive, pinching their noses to recognize it.

Spend a little money to buy some traces of auspiciousness and festivities, no loss!

But actually?

Add up to the tenth sentence, and get more than one hundred taels of silver.

This is a huge sum of money!

Can buy ten cows!

More than one hundred taels, not to mention the stingy ones, the generous ones are also painful.

Zhao Qing started with a small amount of money, and kidnapped the master's family step by step until the master's family couldn't stand it anymore.

As for the guests, it was fun to cheer and listen, and they didn't have to pay for it themselves, so they didn't feel bad at all. In fact, they were used by Zhao Qing and played a role in fueling the flames.

You say that this immoral thing, even if you are full of joy and auspiciousness, can you live a long life?