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Han Shuo turned around and headed back home. When he first arrived, he had been thinking about the Black Pond and didn't pay attention to the surrounding environment, so he didn't feel how.

Now go back and drive on the mountain road, it feels quite gloomy.

"Young people, please stay!"

A dark shadow suddenly flashed out to intercept the road.

Han Shuo hurriedly braked and stopped. The shadow slowly stood up, half the height of a human being. With the help of the moonlight, he could see his face clearly. It was a huge weasel.

Han Shuo parked his bicycle and looked at the weasel with a cautious look.

It is not easy for such a big weasel to be able to speak.

Seeing him stop, the weasel slowly folded his hands and bowed slightly.

"Young man, do you think I look like a human or a fairy?"

Weasel to be banned.

Han Shuo instantly remembered why the other party came here. This thing obviously belongs to a folk legend, and he never thought that he would come across it today.

A weasel who has become refined will stop passersby and ask passersby if they think they look like a human or a fairy?

If the answer is people.

Then this weasel is completely useless, but he can walk on two feet like a human.

If the answer is Xian.

This weasel can feather Fei Xian.

But no matter what the answer is, the person who answers will not end well.

You answer like a human, if you abolish its cultivation, it will definitely retaliate against you.

You replied that you are an immortal, and people become immortals on the ground, but you are exercising the authority of the Jade Emperor, and you will be attacked by the goblin.

In the future, bad luck will continue, it is all light, and it is possible that the family will be destroyed.

Anyway, in folklore, encountering this thing is utterly unlucky.

certainly.

It is impossible to become an immortal on the ground, and it is all based on falsehoods.

It can only be said that the weasel can get a lot of benefits, and no one knows what the specific benefits are.

Seeing that Han Shuo had been staring at him without speaking, the weasel thought he had not heard clearly, so he repeated what he just said.

Han Shuo was thinking about how to answer to avoid this thing.

"Young man, look at me like a human being, or a fairy!"

The weasel asked again, moving slowly forward.

"Aba, Aba, Aba."

Weasel was obviously stunned for a moment.

"I'm dumb, I see how you can ask." Han Shuo thought to himself.

Who knows.

Weasels can also sign language, and their hands are constantly moving, and the meaning is very clear.

"Young man, look at me like a human being, or a fairy!"

"Sorry, I don''t know what you''re talking about."

[Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. 】

"Do you think I look like a man od?"

【Do you see me like a man or a god? 】

Han Shuo: "..."

good guy.

Animals are so powerful now.

"Young man, the old man has practiced for a hundred years and has even been out of the country. When you were learning foreign languages, you were not born yet. You are still a little tender with this old man." Weasel said proudly when he saw his shocked expression.

"I'll ask you again!"

"Do you think I look like a human or a fairy?"

have to.

This TM is still a weasel who has gone abroad, and his educational level is higher than his.

Looking at the other person's fluffy face with a mocking look.

Han Shuo quietly activated the thunder in his palm, and the blue electric current gathered in his palm.

"I see you as a chicken!"

"Give me death!"

A vigorous step rushed forward and slapped the weasel with his palm.

boom.

The weasel may not have thought that he would suddenly make a move, and even dodging could not be done in the future. The powerful palm thunder directly blasted the weasel more than ten meters away and fell into the grass.

Roar!

Hearing the roar, Han Shuo got on his bicycle and fled the scene without looking back.

After returning home.

Make sure the weasel didn't catch up.

Han Shuo breathed a sigh of relief.

This palm thunder looks quite powerful, and it turns out that even an adult weasel can't be killed.

I don't know if it is too strong, or the current self is too weak.

Han Shuo took out the exercises and continued to practice. What happened tonight made him understand that the magic that seemed powerful to him might not be able to hurt the unknown existence.

........

Spring Township.

Zhang Han and Qin Xiao were drinking Erguotou and eating peanuts.

Hearing the roar from a distance, he involuntarily shrank his body.

"Old Qin, what kind of sound do you hear, is it a mountain ghost?"

"The so-called, don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, there are things in the world, I heard this bark should be the sound of wild dogs begging for joy."

"The dog's barking is not like this. You said that there is no such thing in the world. How can you explain the black pond? That old Taoist jumped down in front of everyone. I have inquired about it. Like Zhongxie, he jumps off with a plop, how can a normal person do such a stupid thing."

"Old Zhang, don't scare yourself, what are we wearing?"

"Police uniform."

"I think it's still too hot, and the old Taoist suffered from heat stroke. One fell into the black pond without standing still, and was mistaken by the villagers for being sneaky." Qin Xiao broke a peanut and threw it into his mouth.

Everyone is a person who has received nine years of compulsory education, and he does not believe that there are such things in the world.

"How to explain the corpse of the old Taoist? Forensic doctor Xu said that the corpse had been dead for more than twelve hours, but the old Taoist fell into the black pond in the afternoon."

"Old Zhang, do you know caustic soda?"

"Isn't caustic soda sodium hydroxide, what does this have to do with the old Taoist priest?"

"It doesn't matter. If the black water in the black pond contains a high concentration of alkali, the body will be burned and corroded once it goes down. Of course, the results of the inspection will be different."

"Old Qin, what you said makes sense. I didn't expect that you are quite smart." Zhang Han hurriedly poured Qin Xiao a cup of Erguotou.

"I was a junior high school student when I was young." Qin Xiao took the wine glass and drank it, the alcohol made his face flush.

"If my family hadn't been poor at that time, maybe I could have gone to high school and become an intellectual."

"Who said no, I joined the army before I finished junior high school."

Zhang Han drank a glass of wine, let out a long sigh, tightened his clothes and said, "Old Qin, have you ever felt that the night in this mountain is extraordinarily cold?"

"This is normal. There are many trees in the mountains, the air is fresh, and there is more dew. It must be colder than in the town..." Qin Xiao also tightened his clothes.

"Old Qin, did I drink too much? Look at the two people coming over there." Zhang Han pointed behind Qin Xiao and said.

"I think you're drinking too much. Who doesn't sleep and run here at night." Qin Xiao picked up the flashlight on the side, turned it on, and took a picture behind him.

Immediately.

Most of the time, he was sober, and he was stunned in cold sweat.

The two villagers, who were topless and only wearing big trousers, slowly moved towards them as if they were evil spirits.

To be precise, not to them, but to the black pond.

Their little grass hut was erected right in front of the black pond.