She Made The Whole Cultivation World Cry
Chapter 1034 [Playing Truant] (Cumulative rewards will be added)
Please take this chapter as a joke and don't dig into it.
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"Ahh! I can't live another day like this!"
Tianyan Sect, in Tianhui Peak.
Pei Shengyue dropped her pen irritably, and the ink stains made a mess on what she had just copied.
In the hall, there are all the Huashen and Yuanying monks from various sects who were sent here to learn the latest education methods of Tianyan Sect.
Just like a lecture hall, the room is full of futons and low tables, but there is no monk explaining at the top. Instead, there is a formation disk that can repeatedly play images, repeatedly explaining the latest textbooks compiled by Tianyan Sect.
Pei Shengyue and the others were forced by their master to come here to study. After learning and passing the examination, they could graduate, and then they would start implementing a new education system in their own sect.
After all, the monks of Tianyan Sect have become so versatile these years that other sects will really be unable to catch up no matter how hard they try!
Pei Shengyue looked at the thick pile of textbooks on the short table, such as elixirs, weapon refining, runes... The most difficult thing is what is being taught now, basic mathematics!
Basic?
They are all ghost drawings!
She couldn't understand or understand, and really wanted to kill this guy named Shi Potian. A Yuanying monk who didn't figure out how to transform into a god and fiddled with something every day would make the whole world of cultivation cry.
Tian Yan Zong Tian Crying Peak, you are so cruel!
The hall was quiet. Most people glanced at Pei Shengyue and continued to listen to the lecture lifelessly. They had only been here for three days.
To Pei Shengyue's left was Jiang Ling'er, lying on the table, using a brush to draw various expressions on the leaf illustrations in the elixir textbook.
On the right is Ye Tianlang, who is blocking himself with teaching materials in front of him and building a tower with a bunch of small sticks.
In front of him was the burly Shi Yuming, sitting upright with his arms folded, staring straight ahead with his eyes wide open, motionless, but in fact he was already asleep.
Pei Shengyue really wanted to ask Shi Yuming, do you dry your eyes? You can fall asleep with them open.
Next to Shi Yuming was Zhao Benlei, holding a book to cover his eyes and flipping through a new sword manual. From time to time, he would peek out of his eyes from behind the book and glance at the front and back doors of the hall, in case the patrolling cat appeared.
The last time he fought with that cat, he won the small one and the big one came. As a result, the cat's paw prints on his face are still there.
Pei Shengyue shook his head and saw Zuo Qiuhe behind him making a concave shape while Feng Zhuxin painted for him.
Wu Chao and Wu Yang secretly played chess on paper with a brush. Both of them had one eye blackened, which showed that they had each won a game before.
There was also Xing Tuozi sitting in the corner of the last row, holding a few copper coins, throwing them out, counting with his fingers, and then writing and drawing in the exercise book.
Pei Shengyue stared, this sinister hunchback actually did his homework in advance, a traitor!
Pei Shengyue gritted her teeth and became even more irritated.
She can't go to school!
She wants to escape from Tianyan Sect!
"Linger, come with me, I'll take you out to play!"
Pei Shengyue grabbed Jiang Ling'er and left, bumping into Ye Tianlang's table, and the tower he finally built collapsed.
Tsk!
Turning around, he found that Pei Shengyue and Jiang Ling'er had run away, and Ye Tianlang quickly stood up.
"Wherever you go, take me with you!"
"And us!" Wu Chao Wu Yang also dropped his pen and ran out of the classroom with a single panda eye.
Zuo Qiuhe thought for a moment, then leaned into Feng Zhuxin's ear and said, "I have a way to save you and me from this disaster."
Feng Zhuxin followed Zuo Qiuhe's eyes and glanced at her stomach.
Feng Zhuxin's face turned red, "Just what I wanted!"
The two held hands and left, leaving behind Zhao Benlei, Shi Yuming, and other monks who couldn't afford to offend Tianyan Sect.
Zhao Benlei was just about to leave when he suddenly remembered the last time he was beaten by Tiger Qionglin and sat down in frustration.
No one saw that Shi Yuming's wide eyes were weeping at this moment, as if he was saying, 'Help me, help me.'
He is trapped in a dream, facing a huge mirage with a head full of bristles, and continues to study!
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The five people ran out of Tianhui Peak to speak to the court, thinking about how to leave Tianyan Sect.
When they came, Jiang Yuebai told the immortal kings that he would teach them out, and before that, he would never let them go.
"You must need some token to leave. Tian Huifeng must not be able to go out today." Pei Shengyue deduced.
At this time, two Tianhui Peak disciples suddenly appeared on the way down the mountain. Pei Shengyue instinctively pulled Jiang Ling'er to avoid them, but Ye Tianlang went directly to meet them.
"Ask me how to leave Tianhui Peak."
Hearing Ye Tianlang's straightforward question, Pei Shengyue and Jiang Ling'er were shocked, and Wu Chao Wu Yang rolled his eyes in anger.
They escaped secretly, aren't they afraid that the two Tianhui Peak disciples will report them?
Wu Chao and Wu Yang looked at each other, and if it didn't work, they would knock him out.
"You can get out just by going down the mountain path." The two Tianhui Peak disciples looked puzzled.
Ye Tianlang narrowed his eyes suspiciously, "Is it that simple?"
"How hard can that be?"
Ye Tianlang scratched his head, and Pei Shengyue and the others couldn't figure out what was going on.
The Tianhuifeng disciples were not surprised or surprised at all when they saw them escaping. After bowing respectfully, they left on their own.
Several people suddenly became more courageous and walked out swaggeringly, but they always felt that something was wrong.
Until they were about to step out of Tianhui Peak, they were blocked by a barrier.
[Please answer the following questions]
[There are 3 kinds of spirit beasts raised in the Spirit Beast Valley. Each 'Wind Wolf' wears 3 bells, each 'Iron Back Green Ox' wears 1 bell, and 'Duyan' does not wear a bell. Now there are 9 of these spirit beasts in total. A head, 28 legs, and 11 bells. How many are the three spiritual beasts? 】
Buzz!
The five people were all dizzy. What is this! !
No wonder we need tokens. Have the barriers and formations in Tianyan Sect become so cruel and inhumane?
The numbers above still use the new numbers I just learned.
The five of them looked at me and I looked at you, all waiting for the other person to figure out the answer.
"What are you looking at? Don't hurry up!"
The five people separated each other, put their fingers together, used the sky as paper, and used magic power to write the calculations. After calculating for a while, the five people had different answers.
At this time, two qi-training monks came outside, and the five of them quickly stepped aside, hiding their bodies and auras.
The two qi-training monks only stayed in front of the barrier for ten breaths before walking in smoothly.
"Today's question is so easy."
"There are guests on Tianhui Peak. It's too difficult."
Five people:…………
"Shengyue, how about... let's go back and learn more." Jiang Ling'er said with a sad face.
Wu Yang of the Wu Dynasty was also like a frustrated rubber ball. It was so embarrassing. Their god-forming monks were actually inferior to the Qi-training monks of the Tianyan Sect.
Pei Shengyue gritted her teeth. She had never suffered such shame and humiliation in her life.
Holding back her energy, she recalled what she had learned in the past three days. In fact, it was not particularly difficult, just a bit convoluted. If she used the formulas and algorithms explained in the textbook...
Pei Shengyue calmed down and calculated it again. With the attitude of giving it a try, she wrote the answer on the barrier.
Ye Tianlang crossed his arms and retreated defensively, Wu Chao and Wu Yang also moved away in fear, and Jiang Ling'er even had his healing spells ready.
[The answer is correct, please pass]
A gap opened in the barrier, and Pei Shengyue opened her eyes wide in surprise, and she actually got it right.
"Shengyue, you are so awesome!"
A sense of accomplishment and pride arose spontaneously. Pei Shengyue straightened her back slightly and hummed, "It's not that difficult!"
"Let's go, let's go!"
Ye Tianlang and Wu rushed out towards Wu Yang, but found that Pei Shengyue and Jiang Ling'er had not followed.
Pei Shengyue had a strange look on her face. After this incident, she suddenly discovered that these strange things in Tianyan religion were actually quite interesting.
Because it is a model they have never been exposed to, they instinctively reject it and are unwilling to break the habits and cognitions they have developed over hundreds of years. This is wrong for those who practice Taoism.
Pei Shengyue reflected on herself for a moment, then thought of the joy she felt when she solved the problem just now, and said to a few people, "I'm not leaving, I want to go back to class."
After saying that, he turned around and went up the mountain.
Jiang Ling'er thought about it. She and Pei Shengyue were good sisters. Of course, they had to share the difficulties and followed Pei Shengyue back.
Ye Tianlang shook his head and fled Tianhui Peak with Wu Chao Wuyang, but not long after, the three of them came back in despair.
Why are there such barriers with test questions everywhere in Tianyan Sect? If he doesn’t study, he will never be able to escape from Tianyan Sect in his life?
Cry to death!
All the debts have been paid off, and there is still a Nanzhi extra chapter. This scattered part is basically over. Next Monday I will start writing the relatively long "The Legend of Xingyun"
See you tomorrow~
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