Who is the heroine? + extra

However, not only was his genuine anxiety not captured, but it revealed a pretentiously exaggerated sense of humor.In addition, the content was too absurd for Lu Yun, she completely attributed it to a joke told by her little friend.

So Lu Yun took a sip of water and said with a smile, "Er Yu said that I am his long-lost sister."

"hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

A group of people sat on the bench, laughing like dogs together, even the gentle boy who sat down last couldn't help laughing.The only exception was Jiang Yu, who sat among them and was regarded by Xia Yi as a back-to-back mad hammer.He has a dull face and no expression on his face, but there is no doubt that this expression, instead of awakening the conscience of his partners, has become a new round of laughing points, and some even shake their phones while laughing and want to take pictures:

"...Brother Jiang's expression can be used as an emoji hahahahahahaha."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

——This sentence triggered a new round of hilarious mania.

Jiang Yu felt that she had lost hope in this indifferent world.

"...I'm not joking, I'm telling the truth." He was very sad and indignant, and managed to squeeze out these words through his teeth.

The laughter that was about to rest with great difficulty rang out again, and for a while, the world was filled with a happy atmosphere.

Someone else tried to ask for a photo from the person who took the photo while laughing: "... wait until the emoji pack is sent to the group to share hahahaha——"

——Mom mentally retarded.

"...Hey, my stomach, Jiang Yu, why didn't I see that you still have a talent for being funny." Xia Yi stuck Jiang Yu's neck, feeling a little exhausted, "Stop laughing, stop laughing, I really can't Laugh again—"

Jiang Yu has become numb: "What I said is true."

Everyone wanted to laugh again.

Lu Yun quickly made a "pause" gesture: "Stop it, Brother Jiang is going to cry."

"To be honest, Jiang Yu, you actually want to take advantage of sister Yun, otherwise why would you want to arrange a role for yourself, the brother who has been lost for many years is too nonsense." A boy shouted at the top of his voice. .

"...That's right!" Lu Yun clenched his fist and hammered his palm.

"It must be!" "It's too scheming!"

Lu Yun then nodded: "Just to let me call you brother, you are really too open... Okay, don't cry Eryu, you are my brother, dear brother, how about it, isn't it interesting? "

Xia Yi exclaimed strangely: "It's so interesting!"

Jiang Yu was about to die of anger. At this moment, he didn't care about the many people around him: "Who is your brother?! I am your cousin, cousin! Cousin, you understand! Not my brother—please! Distant relatives , How about a distant relative? Thank you!"

"Cousin is okay." She nodded.

"..."

"puff."

"Pfft hahaha!"

Everyone laughed again.

He stared at Lu Yun's innocent face, and really couldn't figure out why he would play with this guy.Just staring and staring like this, Jiang Yu finally slumped his shoulders in frustration, like a punctured balloon: "Fuck! Forget it, I won't say it, why should I worry about it."

Lu Yun was still laughing: "Don't talk about it later."

"I have nothing to say to you." Jiang Yu said, "You big fool, you will regret it! Then don't cry and beg me!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha"

"When the time comes, don't cry and beg me~" There was an out-of-the-ordinary student next to him who was eccentric.

Laughing like crazy.

Lu Yun shook with a smile: "Okay! If I beg you, my surname is not Lu!" Then he joined the sea of ​​"laughing at Jiang Yu".

At this time, Lu Yun never thought that she had set a flag for herself.She laughed out loud with her friends indifferently, surrounded by cicadas and gambled, after eating the abnormally spicy chicken wings, she ran the whole street in search of a drink that could relieve the spicyness.

Like an ordinary middle school student.

However, everything came to a screeching halt a week later.

a.

"Whale Island" milk tea shop.

"What's the matter?" Jiang Yu pulled the chair away, sat down on the chair with a big thorn, and fanned himself with one hand, "I'm halfway through the ball, what's the matter, hurry up."

With a heavy face, Lu Yun silently pushed the drink ordered on the table to him, made a "please" gesture, then continued to stare at him without saying a word.

"..." Jiang Yu was so stared at, she picked up a drink and tried to hide her unnaturalness by drinking it.

"Brother." Lu Yun's tone was heavy.

"Puff cough cough cough cough cough!"

Jiang Yu was choked half to death by the sudden sound, and half of the drink was contributed to the clothes.

"I really don't seem to be my parents' biological child." She said, her hands were intertwined, as if she didn't notice Jiang Yu's reaction at all, "...you may really be my real brother."

"It's my cousin! Cousin! Not my real brother!" He hastily corrected, "I'm the only son of my parents, okay?"

"Is that the point?" Lu Yun asked back, "The point is that I actually have a blood relationship with you—damn!"

"...???" Jiang Yu was a little dazed, "Why do I feel that your words are not right..."