Cross-year difference (GL) + Fanwai

Qin Shaoya's heart tightened, oh my god, it's over, I failed the math test last week, and the papers haven't been hidden yet!

Sure enough, Yan Zicheng roared angrily: "Qin Shaoya, you little bastard! You failed math!"

"The question is too difficult! It's not my fault!"

Yan Zicheng dragged her to the study room by her ears, held a bench and watched her correct her mistakes and practice questions. As she practiced, a series of embarrassing "porphyrin" sounds suddenly sounded, followed by an indescribable smell …

Yan Zicheng covered his nose and glared at her, "Qin Shaoya, are you farting?"

Qin Shaoya also covered her nose and buried her head in her homework, "It seems to be me."

"Smoke to death! I'm really full today, and the smell of gunpowder is still so strong!" Yan Zicheng fanned the wind with his hand, "Okay, okay, hurry up and write."

Within a few minutes, there was another discordant sound of porphyrin in the quiet study room, and the whole room was enveloped in an invisible odorous gas.

Yan Zicheng couldn't take it anymore, opened the door and pushed Qin Shaoya out, let her stand in the aisle of the stairs, pointed at her and said, "Leave it outside slowly, and come in when you're done," turning around pinching his nose, leaning against the porch feeling weak , "Smoke me to death, my God, Qin Shaoya, let me tell you, you are simply a chemical weapon. If you want to fight against the Japanese, how can you use millet plus a rifle? Just take your ass and put it in the trenches, porphyr a few times , the other side is all dead."

Qin Shaoya's face was blue and purple, and she couldn't speak.

Yan Zicheng couldn't help laughing, walked into the room and sprayed air freshener.

Qin Shaoya stood silently in the corridor, waiting for the voice-activated light to turn off, before shouting, she blew twice again, this time it was good, the voice-activated light was turned on again, this time she felt embarrassed, and after a while, the light turned off again , Qin Shaoya chose to remain silent.

Yan Zicheng took two cans of orange juice out of the refrigerator, saw the dark lights in the corridor, and was about to ask her why she didn't shout for light, but...

Porphyrin!

The voice control light is on.

After a brief and eerie silence, what exploded was Yan Zicheng's manic laughter.

When it was over, Qin Shaoya turned her liver-colored face, feeling that her entire life was in the hands of this woman.

Chapter 14 Talento

"Kill, kill, kill!" Qin Shaoya clattered on the keyboard, Yan Zicheng felt sorry for the keyboard, and sighed silently, ouch, what a crime this is, but she still has time to replace the 4M small water pipe with a 12M , although I don't know if it is useful, but I heard that the speed of the Internet will be faster.

Qin Shaoya manipulated the character to complete the final blow, the system popped up a message, looked down, hey, it turned out to be her unlucky husband who hadn't been online for three months in the game, finally saw someone, Quickly ask him what he has been doing recently, why there is not even a corpse, and immediately send a message.

Yuyu Yaya: Why did you go, have you been offline?

Lonely〤Young Marshal: Hey, stop talking, your husband and I have been squatting for three months.

Bureau?Qin Shaoya turned to look at Yan Zicheng, and asked, "What do you mean by pickling oranges?"

Yan Zicheng happily ate melon seeds, "Hey, who locked it in?"

"Shut it in?"

Yan Zicheng spat out a hand of melon seed shells and threw them into the trash can, "It's going to jail."

Qin Shaoya shuddered, and continued to chat: What did you do to outrageous things?

After a while, there was a message back: Hi, I raise chickens, understand?

Raising chickens?Qin Shaoya asked Yan Zicheng: "Pickled oranges, why do those who raise chickens go to jail?"

"Huh?" Yan Zicheng put down the melon seeds and walked to the computer desk, "What questions are you asking? Let me see." As she spoke, she lowered her head and glanced at the computer screen, shouted, poked Qin Shaoya on the forehead and said : "Okay, you, you already have a husband, with this ability, why don't you take a wife?"

Qin Shaoya muttered: "Can I marry a wife?"

Yan Zicheng raised his eyelids, "Why don't you say you are capable."

"Then who shall I marry?"

Yan Zicheng turned his wrist, pointing at the orchid, "If you're good at it, marry me back."

Well.For some reason, Qin Shaoya's face burned, her cheeks bulged, her eyes flickered, and she leaned to the side, away from Yan Zicheng.

After Yan Zicheng read the chat records between Qin Shaoya and "Qin Xianggong", he groaned, sat down on the computer desk, and said, "The chicken she is talking about is not chicken for eating."

"What jī is that?"

"It's jī."

"The jī used?"

Yan Zicheng smiled and said, "It's a jì-girl, raising a chicken, that is, raising a jì-girl, commonly known as pimping."

Embarrassed for a while, Qin Shaoya silently closed the dialogue with "Young Marshal Lonely", hesitated for a long time, and blocked him.

Yan Zicheng watched her complete a series of operations, laughed twice, rubbed her head, "Girl, why are you so cute?"

"Who is your daughter and who is your daughter!" Qin Shaoya struggled to resist, "Can a daughter marry a daughter-in-law!"

Yan Zicheng was stunned for a moment, then laughed, "You little brain, you don't care what you think, hurry up, wash up and go to bed!"

"Humph." Qin Shaoya walked into the bedroom angrily, and came out with pajamas and pajamas. There was a brown bear printed on the underwear, which was naive and cute.Putting the change of laundry pants on the hanger, Yan Zicheng went in to get the essential oil, Qin Shaoya asked suddenly: "I ask you, when will you get married?"

Yan Zicheng turned the drop bottle to look at the label on it, "Me? Never thought about it."

"Why?"

Yan Zicheng glanced at her, "Because there is no love."

It was the first time for Qin Shaoya to see such an indifferent expression on Yan Zicheng's face, but soon Yan Zicheng raised his eyebrows and shrugged, "I've been worn out too, I'm not as sage of love as I imagined, trampled too much to use After a long time, I will still be too tired to walk in the end, and then think about the beginning, the more affectionate the more ridiculous, the more serious the more sad."

"Heh, what are you talking about." Yan Zicheng rubbed her hair and said in disgust, "Hey, it's so oily, wash it off quickly. You, listen to my sister, be good, and find a real good husband-in-law in the future."

Qin Shaoya said, "Leave me alone."

"Okay, okay, I know you are in the rebellious period." Yan Zicheng patted her head, um, although it is oily, it feels really good, and I can't put it down, "Don't brush your teeth first, brush your teeth after drinking milk, remember?"

"understood!"

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Originally very happy, but Qin Shaoya thought that the weekend that was not happy at all was over. In the class on Monday, in the classroom during the lunch break, three or four students surrounded a boy, and one of them pretended to take a fake microphone made of paper rolls. It's like an interview.

"Hi, handsome Hao Junjun, you are a man of the iron profession, and there are countless courtesans who fall at your feet, so may I ask, would you like to share some of your romantic history?"

Pfft, Qin Shaoya moved her ears, turned her body slightly, and paid attention to their conversation.

Handsome guy Hao Junjun said: "Well, since I fell in love for the first time, according to incomplete statistics, this time there are already No. 80 two girlfriends, whether it's the pure and lovely sister next door, or the mature and unrestrained canteen aunt—— "

"Wait, handsome Hao Junjun, a mature and unrestrained cafeteria aunt?" The reporter was taken aback. "What's going on? It sounds very interesting. Could you please explain it to everyone?"

"Oh, what is there to talk about, you guys are really gossips!" Hao Junjun pointed his thumbs at himself, "I have a suave face, what can I do! Just make a bun and get caught Confess, I didn't want to be unified at first!"

"Huh? Then why did the canteen lady confess to you?"

"Hey, one morning, I went to pack the buns, and my aunt packed eight buns for me and confiscated my money! Isn't this a confession?"

......

Several people shook their heads, Hao Junjun clicked his tongue, "Look at you, you have no EQ."

The reporter classmate immediately changed the subject, "Then handsome Hao Junjun, tell us what EQ is, and teach us how to fall in love!"

Hao Junjun looked disgusted, and said shyly: "Then it's hard to talk about it, you have to talk about talent in finding a partner!"

The reporter classmate drooped his face, blinked, hummed twice, waved his hands and said, "It's all right, let's go, let's go."

Hao Junjun called them, "Hey, this is the end? I still have several romances, and my most poignant love story——"

Qin Shaoya let out a snort, thinking it was very funny, you need to talk about talent in finding a partner?Then what is his talent, eating eight buns in one go?No matter how you think about it, it doesn't matter.At this time, the reporter came over with his friends, and said pleasantly, "Hey, isn't this our senior flower Qin Shaoya? You are also in this class. Come, come, can we interview you?"

"Uh." Qin Shaoya was a little embarrassed, and spread out the book to copy notes, "Sorry, I haven't finished my homework yet."

The reporter classmate held her hand enthusiastically, "Come on, don't be shy, this issue of the school newspaper is coming out soon, and I'm in charge of the gossip page, and it's not enough to break the news, so you can help me out."