Empress snatches dried fish + episode

"But empress dowager..."

"I'll talk to the queen mother."

"Yes, the servant girl will leave." The old palace man was helpless.

After everyone exited the door, Geng Bai'an restrained his impulse and waited for a while.After confirming that they had all gone out, he lowered his voice and screamed in a low voice, jumped up from the bed and slapped Shu Yonghe indiscriminately: "Soymilk, soymilk, is that you?"

Oops, ass numb!But now she is excited and doesn't care about so much.

"Soymilk" is the nickname Geng Bai'an gave to Shu Yonghe. He has been called this since he was a child, not because of anything else, but because his name is Yonghe.Geng Bai'an once wanted to call him "big king", but Shu Yonghe felt that Geng Bai'an's tone of calling was too much like calling a dog, so he reluctantly let her call him soybean milk.

There is no harm without comparison.

So after the little boy Shu Yonghe said "You can call me soy milk", the little Geng Bai'an gave himself a thumbs up in his heart-the battle was successful!

"It's me, it's me, An An, don't hit me, it hurts." Shu Yonghe nodded violently while scrambling to avoid Geng Bai'an's vigorous "attack".

He knew that Geng Bai'an had been like this since he was a child, when he was excited, he liked to hit people standing nearby, and as a male best friend who grew up wearing a pair of pants, Shu Yonghe was the unlucky victim most of the time.

The mothers of Geng Bai'an and Shu Yonghe are not only college roommates but also distant cousins, the relationship is very good, and the two families lived in the same community since they were young, so Geng Bai'an and Shu Yonghe had to go to the same school before high school.

After graduating from junior high school, because the two had the same ambitions and good grades, they were admitted to the same high school and coincidentally were in the same class. It was not until university that they separated because Geng Bai'an went to the Academy of Fine Arts.Not long after they separated, Geng Bai'an's parents died unexpectedly, and her aunt, Shu Yonghe's mother took the initiative to take care of her.Although Geng Bai'an was an adult, he couldn't resist her cousin who really loved her, so he went one step further and lived with Shu Yonghe.

In this way, it is impossible for their relationship to be bad.

Afterwards, the two excitedly talked about what happened after they arrived at this place, and after knowing that there was no injury on their bodies, Geng Bai'an suddenly burst into a rage and hit Shu Yonghe's head hard.

"Damn it, you've lost your love for nothing!"

In fact, the fundamental reason why Geng Bai'an and Shu Yonghe went to climb the mountain was that Shu Yonghe was cheated by his girlfriend who had been dating for three years, and wanted to go out to relax.At that time, Geng Bai'an, who still had a job in hand, turned down a few manuscripts with great loyalty, and directly submitted a series of comics, and went to relax with his best friend without hesitation.

In the end, I didn't think about it, and my mind was scattered to ancient times that I had never heard of.

Geng Bai'an has already moved out to work for several years, and before going to play, he promised his cousin to go back to live for two months, let alone go back to live now, even going back is a problem.

"Don't hit me all the time, I'm still an emperor now." Shu Yonghe pretended to be very imposing as he helped his crown.

"That's all you've got." Geng Bai'an gave him a white look, and suddenly thought of something: "Aside from me, is there anyone else in the harem? I mean concubine or something."

"There are two. But here they are not called concubines, they are called concubines, and they are collectively called wives." Shu Yonghe seemed to think of some bad memories, and his face became a little pale: "But they are not the ones after I came here. They are all concubines from the former palace. These days they always come to me, and I always avoid them because I am afraid of revealing my secrets... All day long they just ask me to play chess and draw pictures, and I am almost annoyed by them! Fortunately, now that I have you, let them not come to me every day when they have nothing to do, and I don't like them."

"Sometimes I feel that you really don't look like a man. Most men would be overjoyed when encountering such a thing."

"Otherwise, how can I show my specialness?" Shu Yonghe spread his hands together: "If you don't like each other, no one will be happy if you are forced to be together, why bother!"

"Forget it, they might not like you, they're just in a hurry."

Hearing this, Geng Bai'an choked on Shu Yonghe's words, and mourned silently for the two concubines in his heart.I don't know what their status is now. Anyway, reading Yonghe's attitude, they probably have no hope of promotion.

Chapter 4

Geng Bai'an, a good best friend, has always had one characteristic - single-mindedness. It is naturally good to stand on the standpoint of the majority of female compatriots, but as a friend, Geng Bai'an has seen with his own eyes how many times Shu Yonghe has been injured because of his single-mindedness.

She and Shu Yonghe were both nearly 30 years old before time travel. Geng Baian didn't get married because he didn't like men, but he changed a few girlfriends on a separate basis, and Shu Yonghe didn't get married because he couldn't find a good man. .

Shu Yonghe is good-looking. Since she was a child, people said that she looks like a girl. After going to school, she is very attractive to girls. People who have a crush on him can line up from the teaching building to the school gate, including senior sisters and other school girls. girl.But he doesn't have the bad habits of many men. Once he falls in love, he treats his girlfriend very well and is very dedicated, but the person he likes is always out of tune.

There are so many little girls who like him, and Geng Bai'an is envious and jealous, but every time Shu Yonghe chooses the kind of bad girl who takes his contribution for granted and gives him a cuckold in a blink of an eye.