I mixed up a bunch of fake fairy tales [Comprehensive fairy tale gl]

If you want to fatten it up a bit, kill it during the Chinese New Year. Just in time, isn’t your son coming back to see you, and give him more nourishment. "

After finishing speaking, Zhou Tong went out with the remaining firewood in his arms, and turned into his neighbor's house.

When Aunt Li heard the sound, wiped her hands and came out, Zhou Tong had already left.

She sighed and went in to continue cooking.

……

The rice in the pot was cooked before going out in the morning, and now it has cooled completely, and the moisture has been lost, leaving it dry in the pot.

Zhou Tong boiled some water, poured the hot water into the dry rice, and then stirred the rice with chopsticks, and it became a bowl of not very authentic white rice porridge.

I got up and went to cut a few slices of cured meat hanging on the wall. Just as I was about to steam it in the pot until softened, Aunt Li came in with a large bowl of chicken meat.

"Oh, why are you eating like this again at night? You've already lost weight, but if you continue to eat like this, what will you do in the future? If you don't want to cook, you can come to the aunt's house to eat in the future. The aunt is alone, so you can come here Live it up."

Zhou Tong quickly took the heavy bowl from her hand, and put the bowl on the table while talking, "No, I'm used to eating like this, ma'am, you are tired of cooking, so you don't need to prepare another portion for me." Yes. This meat is so fragrant, is it chicken meat?"

Seeing that she started to change the subject again, Aunt Li sat down on her chair angrily, "I can't let you go this time, you go with me tomorrow to see someone, the youngest son of Mr. Bai's family in the village This year is just two years older than you, and he is also a good-looking person. I heard that he is also good at cooking, which is perfect for you. Don't go up the mountain tomorrow, and come with me to see him."

Hastily stated her purpose, Aunt Li stood up again, "There is still something burning in my pot, I'll go back first, you are not allowed to go anywhere tomorrow, otherwise don't call me Big lady!"

She slammed the door shut and hurried away.

Zhou Tong is a little funny and a little helpless, so it turns out that blind dates have already become popular so early?

She sat down, picked up a piece of meat from the bowl, stuffed it into her mouth and swallowed it whole, before exhaling a long breath.

The world is too tired!

She can't make any delicious food for herself, for fear that if she is not careful, she will be bumped into by Aunt Li next door, eating bibimbap and greasy smoked meat every day, almost getting anorexia.

When will the snail girl come? She really hopes that she will come and make delicious food for herself.

……

"After you see Bai Hua, go to the teahouse with him and have a cup of tea first. After drinking, the two of you will go for a walk together to see if you have a common language."

Aunt Li tugged on Zhou Tong's sleeve, telling her what to do when she saw her blind date.

Zhou Tong complied obediently and listened to her nagging honestly.

"Then let's do this first. Hurry up, Bai Hua has been waiting for you at the intersection for a while."

"Row."

Bai Hua is a tall, thin young man with fair skin and a scholarly air about him.

He didn't show any impatience for her being late, but said in a very polite and gentle voice, "Miss Zhou, what a coincidence, just as I arrived here, you came here on the back."

……

Bai Hua is very satisfied with Zhou Tong.

When we parted, I asked her nervously, "Miss Zhou, can we still meet here tomorrow?"

Zhou Tong shook his head very simply.

He was taken aback, and asked unconsciously, "Are you dissatisfied with me?"

"No, you are fine everywhere, I am actually quite satisfied with you."

This kind of man is probably extinct in modern times. He is innocent and gentle, and he looks good.

"Then, you don't like meeting here, do you? Maybe, I can go to your house"

"No, I just don't like men."

Chapter 78 ([-])

"..."

Bai Hua couldn't say anything.

He was obviously frightened, as if he had heard something unbelievable, finally looked at Zhou Tong's serious face, and murmured, "Then it's really impossible for me and Miss Zhou."

Zhou Tong patted him on the shoulder, grinned, and said comfortingly, "It's okay, it's not bad to be a husband and wife, but it's not bad to be a brother."

……

On the way back, he had to pass through a river. Just now, because Aunt Li was by his side, Zhou Tong didn't dare to go down the river to catch snails.

Now that there was no one around, she readily took off her shoes, rolled up her trousers and stepped into the river.

Field snails like to grow on the back of rocks, and when you turn over the rocks, you can find a lot of them.

She was not in a hurry to find snails, but first searched around in the river, found a jar, rinsed the jar, and then went back and turned over the rocks.

All snails look the same, but there are differences in size, but there is no one that can stand out from the crowd at a glance.

In the end, Zhou Tong caught all the snails in the river, intending to see if the snail girl was hidden in it.

If not, she went to another river to look for it.

……

Zhou Tong kept the snails in the extra rice jar at home.

Aunt Li didn't come to look for her.

She believed that Bai Hua would tell the relevant people about the content of their conversation, and in this era, women like women, which is not accepted by the world.

She doesn't care if someone pokes her back in the future, and it doesn't matter how Bai Hua and the others discuss her. The only person who has some regrets is Aunt Li.

The aunt is so old, and she has always accepted the ideas of the ancients. Zhou Tong is not sure that Aunt Li can accept that she likes women.

She actually likes Aunt Li quite a bit, just like her breasts.

Zhou Tong sighed deeply. How to say that sentence, since ancient times, the dilemma of loyalty and filial piety, uh, it seems that this usage is not correct.

Forget it, she shook her head, not thinking about it.

"Crack" someone pushed open the half-hidden door.

Zhou Tong immediately turned around to look, and Aunt Li's figure appeared outside the door.

She walked slowly in front of Zhou Tong, seeming to be struggling with how to speak, her pace was much slower than usual, but she still walked in front of Zhou Tong after all.

One tall and one short, they could only look at each other in embarrassment.

Aunt Li hesitated, and finally said ruthlessly, "I've heard Bai Hua say that if you're really not interested in boys, Lan Cuihua in the neighboring village is also quite good. Her family sells cloth. She also looks like Xiaojiabiyu, her voice is like water, she might get along with you..."

Zhou Tong was a little dumbfounded for a while, he couldn't tell whether he was moved or what, suddenly his eyes were like two drops of lemon juice, it was so sour.

She hugged Aunt Li into her arms, put her head on her shoulder and thanked her very sincerely, "Thank you, aunt, thank you very much."

Aunt Li was ashamed by her actions, she didn't put her hands together, and she couldn't put them on Zhou Tong's back. From a distance, she seemed to be hugging.

"You silly boy, what's wrong with telling my aunt about this kind of thing? If you had told me earlier, my aunt wouldn't have pushed people in front of you. I'm also to blame, you're always so resistant, I should have noticed it..."

……

Zhou Tong moved the rice tank half full of water out of the house, and under the sunlight, the things hidden in the water were clearly visible.

She carefully observed the snails in the tank, and was surprised to find that one snail was obviously much larger than the others.

At least double the size.

If the snail is still growing up tomorrow, the possibility of it being a snail girl will increase.

Thinking that the snail at home might be the main character in the plot, Zhou Tong's mood rose several degrees in an instant, and he even swung his hoe twice as hard as usual.

Zhou Tong dug a few fat sweet potatoes from the ground, put them in a bamboo basket, and then went home with them.

The sun was setting on the mountainside, and it was just the right time to go home.

In a good mood today, she plans to bake some sweet potatoes.

Before going home, she knocked on Aunt Li's door first.

"Ma'am, have you eaten yet?"

"No, I just washed the rice, what's the matter, are you planning to come and eat with me?"

"No, no, no, I dug a few big sweet potatoes in the ground, and I'll send you two after I put them in the woodpile and roast them. I want you to have some room to eat the delicious big sweet potatoes I planted!"

After Zhou Tong finished speaking, he patted the sweet potato in his hand and made a "pop" sound.

"I know, I know, I'll get it later."

Zhou Tong closed the door lightly, "It's okay, I'll bring it to you after baking, then I'll go first."

"it is good."

……

Zhou Tong hugged the sweet potato happily, and pushed open the locked door lock with his elbow

With a "pop", the sweet potato rolled to the ground.

Fortunately, the house is a soft mud floor, and the sweet potato fell on it, but it was only rolled a few times, and it did not break.

Zhou Tong almost suspected that a thief had broken into his home.

The house is in chaos as if it has just been burglarized.

A pile of rice fell on the ground, scattered from where she stood to the water tank, and the pots and pans were either turned upside down on the stove or pushed to the ground.

However, her family is so poor, some blind thief will come to her door.

The new system 002 reported the identity of the thief in time.

[Host, the plot of "find the snail girl in the snail group" has been triggered. 】

Zhou Tong:? ? ?

She must have met Miss Tian Lei.

Chapter 79 ([-])

Knowing that it was the snail girl who made the mess, Zhou Tong couldn't get angry at all.

Because she is just a mortal, she can't know that there are more snail spirits in the house who can only make trouble.

It took more than half an hour to tidy up the house. Zhou Tong didn't plan to call that girl "Snail Girl", but "Snail Jing".

How much she wished for the snail girl to come out and rescue her before, but now she hopes so much that the snail spirit will not come out and let her go.

If she came back sweating profusely from work every day and had to clean up the mess left by a certain goblin, she would probably collapse.

Zhou Tong turned the sweet potato over with a wooden stick, and the smell has already burst out. Just by smelling it, you can know how delicious the roasted sweet potato is.

Smelling this fragrance, Zhou Tong finally felt better.

The fragrance wafted in the air and spread into the rice vat, and a large snail lying quietly at the bottom of the vat slowly floated up.

It also wants to eat.

……

"Ma'am, I put the sweet potatoes on your table, after you pack them, hurry down and eat them while they're hot."

Aunt Li's son will be back in a few days, so she is busy cleaning up an empty room upstairs,

"Row."

After sending sweet potatoes to Aunt Li, Zhou Tong went back and found all the remaining sweet potatoes.

She dug a total of five today, and gave two to the aunt, and there are three... two left?

Zhou Tong picked up the stick thrown aside and poked it into the fire. After finding that the sweet potato hadn't fallen inside, an idea suddenly came to his mind.

She walked to the rice vat, and there was silence in the vat, as if nothing had happened.

However, she still saw the sweet potato with sharp eyes that hadn't been peeled off. It sank to the bottom of the tank, and it could be seen at a glance among the snails.

The owner of the sweet potato stopped here for two seconds before leaving. The snail spit out a bubble nervously. It should not have been found, right?

……

Zhou Tong originally planned to take out the other snails in the tank to stir-fry dishes, but he was afraid that if all the snails were taken out, and only the snail essence was left, it might notice something.

So after thinking about it, I still plan to raise the snails for a while, and when she catches the human-shaped snail essence, I will make this pile of snails into a dish.

Zhou Tong, who thought it was a great idea, went to his field again with a hoe, and brought the bamboo baskets that held the sweet potatoes yesterday.

The sweet potatoes tasted very good yesterday, and they were just ripe. She planned to dig a little more today and eat a few in the evening. The rest would be dried into dried sweet potatoes and put in bags. When she was tired from work, she would take them out as snacks.

……

Zhou Tong, who was carrying a large basket of sweet potatoes, returned home. He was mentally prepared before opening the door, so when he saw the messy house again, he accepted it calmly.

She put down the bamboo basket, swept the floor first, and then started tidying up the stove.

As a result, just after cleaning the upside-down water ladle, the nose slowly smelled the strange smell coming from the pot.

Zhou Tong had a bad premonition in his heart, so he hurried over and lifted the lid to see that there was a pot of boiled snail rice in the pot.

Half of the water in the pot, half of the water in the rice, and the snails embedded in the half-cooked rice grains.

Reluctantly, she took out the only remaining snail in the tank and placed it on the table.

Then he poked it lightly with chopsticks, "Don't pretend to be dead, I know all about it."

She didn't want to dismantle it so quickly, but when she ran into such a stupid snail spirit, she didn't want to let it pretend anymore.

If she comes back tomorrow and sees more terrifying food combinations, she probably won't be able to eat for several days.

The snail spirit was unmoved, and lay quietly, as if dead.

An Jiu boasted to herself in her heart, the disguise is very good, the snail spirit with high mana must be mighty but not subdued, rich and honorable but not promiscuous, at any time she has to pretend as if she is dead.

"Should I say you are stupid or stupid? You boiled all the snails in the tank, and you are the only one left. Anyone else would think this is abnormal? Besides, look at you, you are nearly ten times fatter than everyone else. Body, no one will believe you are a normal snail."

Zhou Tong poked it again, and saw that it was still pretending to be dead, so he had no choice but to start talking nicely to her, "I won't drive you away, and I won't hurt you. If you want to stay with me, please don't come near the kitchen in the future." One step, don't touch anything in the house, do you hear me?"

"Now, I want to see what you look like before deciding whether to keep you. If you look ugly, I'll just throw you in the pot."

Zhou Tong, who thought that saying this would make him succumb, was disappointed. This snail spirit is quite stubborn.

Zhou Tong talked a lot, seeing that it seemed that she was really going to carry it to the end, and she was hungry, so she simply put it aside.

Pick out a few sweet potatoes and put them in the firewood, and pour the rest into the pot.

In this way, steamed sweet potatoes and baked sweet potatoes work at the same time, and the speed is doubled.

After cutting all the sweet potatoes into slices and drying them in the yard, Zhou Tong went into the house and took out the roasted sweet potatoes.

Today's baked sweet potatoes are not missing any, she ordered it once, and put it aside to cool down.

Then I went to cut a string of sausages, cut them into slices and put them in the pot.

I went to the chicken coop next door and found two native eggs, walked back and knocked twice, knocked the eggs into a white porcelain bowl, stirred them a few times with chopsticks, and sprinkled a little salt into the eggs.

After preparing the egg liquid, I took a handful of seaweed from the upper cabinet and put it next to the bowl to wait.

The smell of sausage oozes out of the pot. She smelled it closer and felt that it was almost done, so she lifted the lid.

He quickly lifted the plate and put it on the table, rinsed the pot briefly, and poured some water into it.

Zhou Tong added another piece of firewood to the bottom, and when the water boiled, he went to the front yard and twisted a few scallion leaves and came back. He quickly passed the water through it, put it on the chopping board and cut it into thin strips evenly.

The water was boiled at this time, she opened the lid, poured the egg liquid into it, stirred it a few times with chopsticks, and saw that the egg liquid was scattered in the soup, then tore the seaweed into small pieces, put it in, and sprinkled it After pouring in the spices, put the lid back on and cook for a while.

It's almost cooked, take it out with an iron hook and burn it under it